🍺 PUB TEST: Do You Shower At Night?

Does not showering at night pass the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda gem Nation down to the jonesy De Man
of Arms. Not showering at night does it pass the
pod test? And the influencer has told us that we're
all doing it wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Of course, showering when you come home, and showering at night, Like,
I don't understand how people are out and about all
day and then they just go to bed take a
nighttime shower.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
You could shower in the morning also, but take a
nighttime shower otherwise you're tracking all that pollen and we're
at over else, Like you're kicked up throughout the day
and you're just plopping that in your bed.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Don't plump in the bed whatever else.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, the other elks that you apparently take into bed,
make up, oil, dirt, pollutants that accumulate on your skin,
a whole lot of reasons. They're saying to shower at night.
I know it's probably a good thing to do, but
can you be bothered?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Can you be bothered? Well, as a maid of mine says,
if his wife showers at night, that's a sign that
everything's going to be.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
All right, okay, is that not you?

Speaker 5 (00:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, not mad no, No. My wife hasn't showered for
some years.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Not showering at night. Does it pass the pub test.
It certainly is a good idea.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
You must shower every night. You've been working, you've been sweating,
and you just.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Have to have a shower at night before you go
to bed. An electrician crawling through roofs and underhouser. So
if I get into bed too.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
Dirty, the wife might yell at.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Me not really showing the morning it's so fresh.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I'm a definite.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yes, I'm the shore at night and whenever I feel like,
oh no, cozy.

Speaker 7 (01:28):
And warm, and I can't be bothered.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
I think of all the public toilets on that day.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
Nay, because I'm all tucked up and I don't need
to be woken up by the shower. That's all. I'd
like to get it in my pajamas that I put
in my hot bed to warm up and just go
straight off to sleep. No mucking around, have no time
to wake up and do that stuff that's for the morning,
to get up and go.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
Now, it doesn't pass the pub test. There's nothing nice
for the coming home after a long as Now it
doesn't work having a nice hot shower to the gentleman's
getting into bed and having a sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Hard sometimes when it's cold and you're just tired. But
the missus always else at night and I'm with Jonesy.
Sometimes it's a signal. So if I want to get
a run, then I've got to get in the shower.
The shower is a.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Muster shower at night, Hobby's delight.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
What about shower in the morning. Everyone's warning, everyone, take warning.