🍺 PUB TEST: How Do You Feel About The 'Hot Rodent Men' Trend?

Do hot rodent men pass the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda Jamna to the Jones no matter arms for
the pub test. Something I learned today rodent.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Men hot, rodent man, it's the new thing. This is
a man like the Star of the Bear Jeremy Allen.
He's the biggest sex symbol around at the moment. Timothy
Charlemaye Barry Kean would.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Say Benedicte Cumber.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
But no, he's not a rat face. He's not a
rodent man. I don't know what he'd be.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
And it was Jim I rye. We've established you're.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
A slightly ratty. Yeah, I reckon, I'm roding hoigh Do
you mean by slightly rady? Well you can categorize that
how you like.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And I am again just for the record, Well.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
You don't make me say you're in the traditional camp.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
What's that? Just so we just say, reader's not, just for.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
The record, basically handsome. But that's not what women.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Are basically handsome? Like is not what would you say?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Just still, let's.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Expand on this. Brad Pitt, for example, he he's.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Pretty hand he's classically handsome.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, classically basically handsome. Who would be borg nine.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Say with the same category as you, I'm not going
to flatter you more than you flatter yourself. So what
is a hot rodent man? This is a man who
has beady eyes, large sticky ardeas and something going on
with his mouth and nose and scurrying tendencies. These but
these guys are at the moment are the hot guys.
And this is a lesson to all men. It's not

(01:28):
always the classically handsome guys that get the girls. There's
something in here. There's something about the sexual undercurrent of
these rodent men. Hot rodent men do they pass the
pub test.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm sexy and definitely not.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I'm married to one that does not look like a rodent,
and I do not like rodent men, specifically the fact
that they do look like rats, the skiddiness of them.
I feel like I'm hugging a twelve year old little boy.
Just not my vibe.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Short rather pusy man plod types, lady stage specs, labors
just love.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Us what we are.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Look how ridiculous? What a rat is good looking?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I guess the lucky.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Thing about people is everyone has a different look.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
So yeah, I guess rat boys past the pub test.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I didn't that was a thing, but yeah, why not.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Rat boys do pass a pub test. No, they don't
pass the pub test. I like conventionally.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Handsome man, conventionally handsome. Yeah, so once again.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well let's put you maybe in that category. But they're
saying that this isn't the opposite of the toxic masculinity.
That's why we've had this swing to rat.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
What's going to happen next?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
The guy who's in Rattuy Wow, I'm sure he's a cartoon,
but so hot.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
He always looked a little drawn