🤦‍♀️ The CRINGIEST MOMENTS At Usher And Neil Diamond Shows!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jer and Amanda Gamnation. I'm going to make you watch
something's going to make you feel very uncomfortable. Actually, I've
seen these memes go around lately of people posting really
ugly photos of themselves as teenagers with braces and bad perms,
saying you know, one person saying I was in the
audience of a Michael Jackson concert and hoping he'd look
at me and fall in love with me. Well, I've
got some really cringey footage of some concert footage, you said,

(00:23):
Neil Diamond and an usher, Well not together. First of all,
this is a concert, a Neil Diamond concert, and he's singing, girl,
You'll be a woman now too. I mean, it's a
creepy song. But have a look what happens. So he's
singing to he's lying down on his stomach on stage,

(00:45):
and he calls a woman out, the middle aged woman.
She's looking, oh okay, she's looking into his eyes, and
now he's stroking her face. And when he's not fighting,
his tongue can't be two places at one time. Now
he's kissing. It can't be in his mouth and hers.
So he gives he holds her face and lying like

(01:06):
pretty much. He's dressed as a middle aged man. He's
got his you know, like he's off to the office
in his pipe pants. He's lying on stage on his stone.
He's leaning down, she's leaning up from the bottom of
the from the floor, and he's tongue pashing it. And
then she skips back as she can her friends in
the audience. You know, you gotta appreciate his diaphragm because

(01:27):
he's lying on his stomach. That would be hard to
sing when she had one into Next up, I've got
another example, so I said, Michael, what was his name,
Neil Diamond, not Michael Asher. He's a newsreader right seven.
I don't know about his diaphragm. You're doing about Usher,
the singer. So we've started with Neil Diamond. Yes to us,

(01:52):
now it's it's not Michael Michael, it's the singer Usher.
He let me paint the picture for you or you
hear the audio. So he comes up to her. Maybe
he does this all the time. I don't know. He
goes up to this woman in the crowd. She looks
Amazonian compared to him. I don't know whether he's short
or she's standing on a step. I don't know what's happened.

(02:13):
But she's big, and she's looking into his face. He's
looking into hers. I've never seen a woman wanting to
devour someone as much as the way he's She's looking
at him, but he's looking straight back at her. Pretty much,
the two of them are just thinking. You know, if
you saw that in a club, you think, get a room,
But everyone else was in the room. It was a
concerts concert hall. So he comes right up to her. Well, okay,

(02:35):
let's have a look. I'm going to make you look
at this. Okay, Well, she looks proportionately bigger than him,
not larger, but proportionately bigger when you stand next to
Tracy Bartley. Look how she's looking at him, and look
how he's looking at her. Then what happens next is
he gets out some cherries and dangles them above her mouth.

(03:00):
What she does to them, yeah, devouring, the devouring. Oh yeah,
she's rolling her tongue around them there, and the whole
crowd's going, it's the nicest, intimately weird theme. Okay, yeah,
that's enough. That's enough for that. I saw that a
week ago, and then I saw this yesterday breaking news.
A forty five year old man has filed for divorce

(03:20):
from his wife after she allowed Grammy winning singer Usher
Raiment to seduce her on stage. The husband claims the
woman has never kissed him in public and he was
shocked that she could do that with quote a complete
stranger in the presence of twenty thousand people. Maybe that's Usher.
Maybe he didn't get out the cherries and Michael Usher,

(03:42):
rest easy. This isn't about you. Michael ash is going.
You got something to do. I mean, you got to
see a concert. You don't expect. You don't expect. You
do not expect that. I don't expect cringe of the concert.