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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Jersey and Amanda jam Nation you had me at Divorced
Glitter forced glitter.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Now, this is something that some women in America are
doing for the sisterhood. I guess they are coating themselves
in full body glitter for going out on a first date.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And you know what they're doing this for.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's so that if you're the woman at home and
your partner comes home and he's got glitter on him,
you know that he's been cheating. It's getting crazily paranoid,
isn't It airs a little bit so you'd know he's
been cheating because he's covered in glitter, although he's been at.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Mardi Gras well.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, but this particular body glitter is a thing that
will rub off on their skins straight.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Because I used to wear it. Well, did they you
get in trouble and insist insist that they stop.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Because my daughter, she used to use glitter a lot
when she was a kid, you know, on projects and
things like that.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
But she's like twenty eight. Why does strippers use it? Well,
I'm serious? Why because it looks sexy. Oh, I see,
it's sexy.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Not to catch guys, I see, you know, because you
see apparently what do you see?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Apparently there's establishments and there's.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Like a pole, right racist, mister Grabowski's there.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
There's a girl and she'll dance around a little to
no clothing, sometimes nothing at all. But do you get
the glitter on you? Well, it depends how close apparently,
talk about your jazz hands, Brendan, how close they come
to you? And Beth try to wash your hands our
damn spot. Well, there's another story of a I don't
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know anything about this. I live vicariously. The people.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Of course I understand, not me.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You should do this show hooked up to a light detector. Oh,
come on, that's so ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
There was another story of a woman who said that
she knew that he had a partner because his clothes
smelt lovely. And she said, if a man lived on
his own, he wouldn't be using those fabric softeners and
those nice.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Laundry.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Right items, laundry gave him away, the nicely the smell
of his laundry gave him away. That she said, he
doesn't live alone, he lives with a woman. The tribal
drym is going to beat for this. Have you seen
Brendan at a strip club? What was the dead giveaway?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
How did you catch them cheating? Nothing gets past you
me no get away with anything. You'd be straight because
you asked many questions. I just go okay, yes, what
was that gitteral over his face and hands? It's an
easy question anyone would ask. I was down at riot.
I'm thinking about taking craft on a Saturday night. How
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weird Lawrence has joined us?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Hey, Lawrence, tell us how someone got out well, out
of work colleague.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
He was having an affair and he took his mistress
to the beach and he had a seeking from work.
They fell asleep, face down on the sand, but she
had her hand on his back. So after about an
hour they were just some baking or whatever and they
fell asleep. He didn't realize that had a handprint on
his back through and yeah, yeah, he ended up getting
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divorced because.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He gets home and there's a hand, patty, feminine hand
on his back.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
How do you explain that?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well, what it's like.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
But Harold Holt remember Harold Holt our former Prime minister
all those years ago, goes swimming at Chevy At Beach
and he left his mistress on the shore.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
He goes off swimming, disappears, and the wife comes down
and there's the mistress. Yeah, and as the Prime minister
who's never seen again. He maybe he looked at the
beach and thought this is too much trouble. I'm out
of here. First, I've got a hamper on the back.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Now, this imagine Harold Holts that conversation between his missus
and the mistress on the beach.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
So come down here office.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Wasn't there a famous news clip where they had been
searching for his body for a day and they said
that the proceedings had come to a dead halt.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Kathy has joined us. Hello Kathy, Oh hi, this is
a friend of mine. Would definitely not be my friend's,
as he was a big executive. He's gone out for
a boozie dinner. When he comes home, he gets undressed
to get straight in the shower, and she noticed as
a condom wrapper stuck between his butt cheeks. Oh, what between?
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I think we assume we just sat on it. Yeah,
maybe just sat on a sure.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, he was in the new brand those people to
go to the emergency would and all of a sudden,
they've got a ten pigle bawling thing up there.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I just sat on the Harvey Norman. Wow. Thank you, Kethy.
I thought it was a chocolate wrapper.