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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jersey and Amanda gam Nation. It's time once again for
Amanda's Evening Scroll.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
And I text you at night go to bed because
you doom scroll all through the night.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I don't doom scroll all through night. It's not doom scrolling. See,
this is the thing. I'm not looking at negative things.
I look at for quirky, unusual things. And sometimes I
find quirky unusual things. I'm not looking for end of
the world stuff. I'm looking for dumb influencers because they
give me pleasure. Okay, okay, back off boogloo. So when
my phone says you've been on the phone for eighteen

(00:35):
hours in the last two minutes, I go, how dare
you speak to me like that? Would you like to
hear what I found on my latest evening scroll?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Please?

Speaker 5 (00:43):
This is just the stuff that has casually.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Arrived, well this one. How about this woman? She lives alone?
And do you think this is over killer?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Is this fair enough? Here's what she does so people
don't think she's vulnerable.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Here's how I stay safe living alone as a woman. First,
I lock my door and put down nails on the
floor so if someone tries to break in, they step
on them and get hurt. Secondly, I play a man's
voice every fifteen minutes to make it sound like a
guy's home and scare intruders away. Thirdly, I use a
secret shelf with hidden storage to hide my valuable things
just in case someone does get inside. Lastly, I leave
a pair of men's shoes outside the door to make

(01:15):
it look like I'm not living alone.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Imagine if you match with her on Tinder and you
went to a house and through all this stuff, you think,
are you sure you live alone?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
That's not I are you crazy? And be you sure
you have a little bit of bait there?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Though?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
What do you mean by that?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
People click on it. It's like something like, say, for example,
motorcycle lane filtering, which I'm a big fan of, a
big advocate, but a lot of people now they'll put
lane filtering should be banned. So instantly my blood boils,
And then I look at it. It's rage bait.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
It just doesn't make my blood boil. I find it fascinating.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
She's got a towel, licks to the front door, and
she tips every night, tips a bucket of metal all
over it.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
She should put lego on there.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
That'll stop them, that'll stop.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Them and then some of the people I played this
too thought this was a good idea. I think it's
kind of extreme. Out a spot if your partner cheating
on you, do.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
You want to know how to tell if he's cheating
on you? And it'll work every time. Get your lip
gloss and then you put it on for what could
be the last time, and then you're going to go
put it in the door of the passenger seat of
his car. The lipgloss disappears and you never see it again.
It is because he threw it away because he didn't
know which woman it belonged to.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, trap situation. Trapman, they had a situation like that
with a pair of undies. You did, not a mate.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
A mate had a situation like that with a pair
of undies.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
I mean, where were they in the side of his car?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, and he didn't know? And it was a whole situation.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
And was it a set up like that?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
It wasn't a set up.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
A giant men's wife friends, was a giveaway. He stopped
himself in more or less with the youngers. Really does
that make you?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
The mate was not me. I'm not that sort of person.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
All right, Well, we'll move on from that story. Although
I'm intrigued what about this guy? Because yes, there's, as you.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Say, there's a lot of rage bait on the internet,
there's a lot of doom scrolling all of that. But
occasionally you come across an absolute genius who just with
a few words, absolutely nails it. I haven't listened to
this inspirational man.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Everyone on planet Earth stop killing, and if we do,
that will benefit everyone. And it's really easy to understand
that law. And it's obviously a natural positive law. Obviously
killing is a negative is the most negative action we
can do for any reason, you know what I mean?
So everyone for one year, let's stop killing everyone. Normal

(03:24):
war was gone instantly.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
So when does this start start?

Speaker 5 (03:27):
And why only a year? He's been interviewed on a podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Someone has invited him onto a podcast and is having
that conversation.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Is like when you say, don't go to a certain
fuel station on this day because that will ruin them,
and everyone doesn't go to the fuel station on that
particular day.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Just stop killing people.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, So I'm just writing this to write it down
everyone because I was going to kill a bunch of people.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Well, when does the U start? Let's start it quarter
to eight on the sixth of June.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Well, Ive already killed twenty people this year.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Said no, but stop now for a year, and let's
see what our murder rates. They'll be Neil, They'll.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Be Neil Jimi right sites look at him, he's got
to ear up his sleeve.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
So I look out for further, for further of my scrollings,
because the whole world is in there.