🎄 There's Only 18 Fridays Until Christmas!

This is terrifying.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And a man jam nation. I don't want to freak
you out, but I'm going to give you some information
that may give you anxiety, including today there are only
eighteen fridays until Christmas. Actually, you're not a woman, so
he won't be freaked out, because you know why. The
burden of Christmas, it's true, falls on women. No let

(00:22):
me just I'm allowed to It's true, true, it's true.
Do you do the Christmas present? All the stuff? Do
you do the Christmas present? Shopping and wrapping and the thinking?
Do you plan the Christmas Day? Do you plan the food?
You cook? The food? I know that? Do you do
you shop for it? Do you, as I said, choose

(00:46):
the gifts and wrap them, give any thought to any
of them except for that day when you wake up?
Now you're clicking your pen in anxiety after boasting. But
by and last, what are you getting me for Christmas?
By large, this is the domain of women. So hearing
that there's eighteen fridays until Christmas? Remember that footage I
saw recently, this one on TikTok. She's already I think

(01:06):
a few months ago, started her Christmas draw, a draw
where she puts all the presents and all of this
and all the that and all the just. It's like
when you receive a Christmas card. All it says is sucko.
You haven't sent me one that should be a card win.
I've made you feel anxious. Eighteen fridays to Christmas. You

(01:27):
better start planning, Brendan, doing all your thinking. Eighteen sleeps
to go. If you're a methanphetamine, that's true. Christmas is
here tomorrow