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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nason.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Tomorrow we move out of this building.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
So our last day here five Buyfield Street. You said
that a bit earlier. We're actually three Byfield Street. Have
you worked here? How long have you been here? Twenty
two years or something.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I came here in two thousand and three.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Twenty one years.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
You came here.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
You don't even know the address.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
When I first came here, I was working at Triple
M and back then they were at Bondi Junction, and
it used to be great. Yeah, this great view of
the harbor and everything. And I remember I came here
and they wooed me to come along here and and
there was nothing around these.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Now there's a thriving technotropolis.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It was like cows and sheep and industrial light industrial
area that. Oh my god, this place is dreadful, but
I've quite quite attached to it.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, we're moving.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, my parking space, I think that's the only thing
I've really great attached to. I like my parking space.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Well, we're going to be selling off a lot of
our stuff that is memorabilia and junk and bits and pieces.
We encourage you to come down tomorrow from seven thirty.
The first people here. There's be free coffee. Kelly Ferrett,
who always makes us yep and day biscuits, has made
one hundred and forty of them.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
That's a lot of bacon.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
There'll be a lucky dip, There'll be key rings, will
be stuff that for us to give away, as well
as some more prized possessions. And when I say prized,
not really.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Jam I rye yo. At first you were a little
bit upset that the money raised from our stuff wasn't
going to go to your air bag fund.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, well look, well played, well played, guys, you've snooked me.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeap, Sidney Jordan's hospital seem a little more worthy.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, I know you're you're a little underprivileged kid and
you've got no air bag.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
In your car exactly, so this money would have been
put to good use.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
But come on, you know, but now it's going to
the children's all.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
This work for like some more of the All.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Right, so tell us, tell us what do you do
you what are you calling it?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Welcome to today's episode of the Jam Tix ROACHO.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
He's your host, Jen Why right ah, nice to be
back with here. Nice to have your ear. As we
get into another episode of Jam tigs Rope show. We
start the show with.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
This exquisite piece.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
You did say, ear.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
A glossy high definition portrait of Brendan Jones himself. Oh
not that thing, staring bravely into the distance, donning his leathers,
biting so reminiscent of twentieth century propaganda, one could imagine
this photographic povery is being that of the official portrait
of the Supreme Leader of jonesy Land, ordered to be
hung in every classroom. It's debated amongst academics what indeed

(02:35):
Jones he is looking at, though popular consensusus reached that
the DJ is ogling some chick either naturally striking or
barbecued and abandoned in a truck.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
He's looking at a mirror. You should see this.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Tell you to twenty pounds to what we.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Left it out there, and no one would take it
for free.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Secondly, we have Amanda's old cans. By cans do of
course mean headphones, and not Amanda's breasts, though of course
there are unavoidable similarities round well worn and distracting when
the volume is turned up, valued a tonally ten pounds.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
And also you probably get my makeup on them, because
my makeup's all over those so Jonesy's hair brush gives
his DNA. He's my dear, you can still work. It's
very personal.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Next on off we have Jones's old helmet. And before
we get too excited, no, I'm not referring to the
radio stars shriveled phallos caught wavy and withered, though it
may be, and I'm sure if the price was right
you could buy that too. Instead, I'm referring to the
vintage motorbike helmet, which I call the eighth wonder of
the world has Given the size of Jonesy's ego, it's

(03:39):
a wonder how anything is able to fit on that head.
In the first that's my helmet, how much? Five?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Five?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's nice. That's the last of the low slung helmets.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Helmet gotta be sold.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
And how about the Jones and Amanda license plates? Just
to clarify, for Amanda, a license plate is a sign.
A fixed to a card is playing registration details. You
may know it that pesky rectangle the camera snaps after
unknowingly going eighty in a forty Fellmander's love for her
previous work as a careful and considered presenter It's hard
to argue that isn't being tainted by what critics are

(04:13):
calling beyond two thousand traffic infringements of ambiguous origin. Purchase
these license plates with caution, as they may have a
history of genuine use under the Keller name and with
it all the associating unpaid fines.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
True one, I.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Keep going.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Lastly, Jonesy's hair brush fair to say he doesn't need it.
If The Fry Attack Balled in the Middle Hairfield was
a movie, Jones's current state of hair would be the prequel.
This elegant brush is fit with en Austray hairs for
a super fan to make a Jonesy clone, though, one
must ask themselves do we really need more versions of Jonesie?

(04:52):
Having the Parking inspectors suffered enough?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Valued it?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Free?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Free? Well, I mean I'm still brush what's remaining.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Of mynd This is so good?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well tomorrow, that's work I'm doing for this show.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Ryan, brilliant, brilliant work. Remember the things I tell you
about my driving in the privacy of the studio should
stay that way.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
We'll see you tomorrow. What time seven seven.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Point thirty, Come on down to three Byfield Street. Three
is number three? You've been going to the Bible Society
next door all this time.