WHAT YOU MISSED: Aluminium

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning at one point seven,
Jim Wright has been working harder than Joe Biden naming
world leaders.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh it's so hard to hear. And he's come up
with this.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Jen White Rise jib jab.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
By bid Me has just arrived. General Tan's bond I
Rescue has now been going for eighteen years. Head lifeguard
Hoppo joined us. Whether or not he's taking on board
your suggestions for the show is another thing.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Are you finding more people who are being rescued because
we've got more tourists or people who live here who
who don't know how to use the water these days?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, it's more I think people have moved to you
to just try to educate people on how to deal
with rips when they're in them.

Speaker 6 (00:45):
Maybe you should set up the lifeguard tower right near
the end of the rip so someone just floats along
and then.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
We scooped them out with a big nest. That's such
a great idea. The next meeting we have at the
beach you I might raise that, and Jones recommended a Yeah.
If I mentioned Jones's name, leave mine out of it.
If you don't, how are your fingerprints on me?

Speaker 6 (01:08):
So I came up with the idea.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
You've been away for two weeks but haven't missed the
TikTok trend of raw dogging.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
So let me explain raw dogging. This is the latest
TikTok trend. It requires plane passengers to sit silently and
screen free on long haul flights, and so people are
just posting pictures of themselves or videos of themselves on
an eleven hour flight raw dog in the flight map,
they say I enjoyed looking at the comments is some
of the comments. As a parent of a toddler, I'd

(01:37):
like nothing more than to stare at a map in
piece for five hours. Men will do anything except go
to therapy and somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
What's wrong with men?

Speaker 6 (01:47):
You can get our jest out light and flight to
Japan and you roar dog not by choice?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
No food, no screen, You don't even get a screen,
no water, You a hand drawn map on the wall.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Leaning into raw doggin is Amanda's twenty something son Jack,
who went on a recent family flight.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Jack turns up at the airport having packed a second
before with this tiny, tiny little backpack that said Jack
Oliver six' a.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
He said, it's all find Scott Thomas the tankin pretty
much Elton John is still standing when he peas in
a shoe shop.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
It was reported on TMZ this morning.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Elton John is world famous and as I say here,
even Elton John can't stop nature calling.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
So a shop owner in France, he.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Was shopping with his kids. He asked if there was
a public restroom he could use. It was told there
wasn't one available. Elton John apparently grabbed a plastic bottle
from his security guard and proceeded to relieve himself. So
the shop owner said the incident left him shaken and frustrated.
He asked what the older man did for a career,
and Elton John said, simply, I'm Elton John.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I'm a batman. He should have said I'm Bernie. Talk them.
What would you admit to it? He was creating his
own yellow brick road.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Oh thank god it wasn't the brown dirt cowboy.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Joe Biden has found himself a new ally.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Apparently Democrats Hollywood stars are turning as am I.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I don't think Joe can survive this.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Donald Trump is not happy with the Democrats treatment of
Joe Biden.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
They weren't brooking Joe out of the race. It's a
shame of the way they're.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
Treating him, because Donald's always been kind, took a Joe.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Biden is not only dumb and incompetent. I believe that
he has gone mad, a shark raving lunatic. He is
a mental catastrophe that is leading our country to hell.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Thank you, don't be mean to him. Don't be mean.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
And some say aluminium and some say aluminum. But what
does Jonesy say?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Just recently back from Canada.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
The Canadians love when we say alamin as they say aluminate.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well, no, we say aluminium is an M on the end.
Even you can't say it's aluminium. What they laugh when
they can't when we can't.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Say aluminium, No, it's aluminium.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Aluminium. Don't walk it. That's the word.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
How old are you?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Fifty six tribe, Get used to it. Jeesuz, so good
to be back.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
It's great to be back. This has been jen Y rise,
jibber Jabba, Jones

Speaker 2 (04:29):
And Amanda in the morning w S F M.