WHAT YOU MISSED: Amanda Keller As A Madam In A Brothel

Here's what you missed on Jonesy & Amanda this week!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jam Nation with Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
A new boy. Tom has been working harder than.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Well, harder than the material on your polo shirt to
hold your nipples in? Would you stop?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
And he's come up with this Toms sh a jab.
Here's a name for this, Tom's times. Great way to
start the week with this news. There's one hundred meter
asteroid headed towards Earth. Wow, but it's coming in twenty
thirty two. The asteroid has a one point three percent
chance of smashing into Earth on the twenty second of December.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's twenty thirty two. Don't you Christmas shopping till after
that date. I don't want to waste my money.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
We both did a nice tribute to fellow broadcast to
Kate Richie, who's going through some tough times. Amanda and
Kate are doing a new show together on the ABC
this year.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I feel for our mate Kate Richie. She is taking
part in the show that I'm doing too. It's starting
on the eighteenth Fair. It's called Role of a Lifetime
and it's looking at how hard it is to be
a parent these days and some strategies within which to
do it. And Kate plays the mum and she's freaking
brilliant in she is a great actor. I've spent a
bit of time whether she's a fabulous, fabulous person. I
love her very much and we wish you the speedy recovery.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And what do you do on this show?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Thank you? I make your cups of tea.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, not this show, the show that you do, you dope.
This sounds like a far better show than others that
Amanda has been slated for in the past, like the
time they wanted her to play a madam in a brothel.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
The thing came to my agents asking if I'd like
to be in a film. I thought a movie, major
being a movie, and it was kind of a little
bit weird that involved me having to clean girls up
after thinks up some fluids, clean up some fluids. Think
you know he'd be good for that. I've got just
the person.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
You will, paul A Duncan, you're the go to fluish
cleaning the sand challenge. No, that's my gig. I know
you guys are celebrating a twentieth anniversary as an on
air team this year. I just don't know if this
is the kind of cake you'd want.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
This cake baker came on my feed. She makes really
elaborate cakes. Free tea cake looks like a wedding cake,
same height as a wedding cake. She turns around and
she sits. She squashes it flat. Someone requested that for
their anniversary. It's our anniversary this year, Well crush it.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
The Grammys were on this week and the world was
a ghast at Kanye's missus and her choice of outfit.
This led Jones to ask who was dressed more demurely
on the red carpet, the stars of the Grammys, of
the stars of the a v NS, the Adult Video
News ords. I've got a bunch of people here that
were the AVNS and people at the Grammy. See if
you can discern between the two. Ak, I was just
on AVNS or Grammys? What do you think.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
She's very demure. It's just a slip off the shoulder dress.
I'm going to say Grammys. No, that was Jule Lieper.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
No, it's not. It's delicate. She's a PALLN star, best
known for her video eighteen year Old gets Her? Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Is that? The name of the film read the film?
Shall I read the film? I can't? Is best known
for a video hey, hey, hey, yeah, she's dread. Yes, muly,
I guess you can when that's the title of your film.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Back to the Grammys, poor old will Smith's kid Jayden.
He thought his house shaped head outfit would steal the show,
that is until bankers and sorry pulled off her coat.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know who that is. That's Willow Smith. Did you
see her brother turn up with his head inside a house?
Get your mouth out of my wife's house. Literally, he
had a hat on. There was a house with his
face looking in it. I do not have time for that.
And he and he and his sister just stood there

(03:35):
as if to say, are there any questions while I
have a few Sydney real estates so hard now you
can't even fit your whole body room.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
And that's it for Tom's Do you have a Jabba
and Amanda gem n ship.