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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Jam
Nation with Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know Jen y Rye has been working harder than
our collective sphincters an Amanda's questioning of Keith Urban about Nicole.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Do you believe in fate? What do you think it's
to Australians? It would have happened, no idea.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Look, that was a year ago and that grab has
gone viral internationally. My sphincter thank you is straddling the
nation and he's come up with this.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Jen Ye Rise, Jimmy Jabb You know I'm directing my
own play. Now. We only have ten weeks to go
to our big relocation, to the Promised Land. Jonesy and
Amanda have different ideas of what's in that promised land.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hey, look over there? What is it? Who you're seeing?
What's happening? You know what?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Look at this does look like an amazing dream life?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Is that Scotty Cam and he's cooking some giant roast.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
On a spit? Now I think you're off your face
and over there, I can't believe she's here. Who Sydney
Sweeney was she here? Why is she? Brendan? Have you
been hit on the head? All that's happening. Let's not
overstate this. This is going to be the greatest radio show. Brilliant.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's going to be brilliant, and it won't just be
your big fantasy Hall passes you and Scott cam and
Sydney Swen spin roast.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hell's bells away from Jonesy's delusions? What will this so
called Land of Milk and Honey feature? Amanda thought she'd
get the ball rolling.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
My point is is that let's construct a show together.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
What would you like our Drive show to be? We
will be on air from three to six. Yep, what
should it be? What like? Do you want? For example,
a pun hour? An hour of puns?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
So we put it to the tribal drum? What would
you like?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I like the idea of where it all begins. So
when you get artists on and you talk about what
they're currently doing. I love hearing where it all started from.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Dub In a dumb driver put on a statement called
what I live with?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, I think we should bring the jones in Amanda
arms to the whiteboard and make Cocktail Hour.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Suret jokes, non offensive laughter is the best medicine with
all those ideas, some good, some not so good, but
how to choose? Amanda was true to form with her
idea throwing darts at Jonesy.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Can I ask you a question? Can I explain what
you're wearing? Do I look foolish?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You're covering in balloons that have numbers written on them.
I don't know what number correlates to which of these ideas?
So you can put your advisor down, because I'm about
to throw a dart at you. We only need one
dart to be hit. We will try and implement that
idea to see if it's got any legs.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Ready, Brendan, move back a bit. I'm going to aim
for the groin shoulder. Well, don't dodge, don't dodge away? Okay,
what number was it? Number two? Of course I was
going to hit a number two? What is it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's laughter is the best brilliant short jokes.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Non offensive laughter is the best medicine in.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
The history of my radio career that has never worked.
It has been the kiss of death for any radio show.
What humor Pauline is with us?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hello Pauline, Amanda give us your short normals.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Here we go. Okay, so what does the chickens save?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And it saw a letters in the middle of the road,
saw a lettuce yep, chickens see the salad ah.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's pretty good. I can see Jonesy's face acknowledgy. I
liked it, Pauline, thank you, And.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Out of all the calls, that was the best one.
Away from building the new show to building of another
kind on the block or building a relationship with their sponsors,
I will say this about the block that I love
is their integration.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Integration do you mean product place? Product placement? And in
our business you've got to pay the piper.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, that piper has been brought to you today by
Piper Ham.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
So but the block, and really I thought we were
the kings of.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Integration or product placement. But I t hear what I
soolute the block over a house for Sonny's eyes are
just watering.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Next door, bobcats running around dust everywhere. He's coming in. Yeah,
I was worring sneeze and hey fever, hey feverel fast
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
When you come down this well'll go solf ust for you.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So we'll give you the stronger one, which is one
hundred and eighty milligram.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It's also nondrosi as well.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So you over with that.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I don't know how you fever.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You're right, I'm all good, mate. I'm a bit backed
up where you met him. I know what if he
had hemorrhoids.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I will say this, it's not as good as the
time they have the Anzac day that was dread from.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Ten let's forget.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
So I have Craig from a ten year this morning
to play the bugle on the block and do the
last post.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, if his lips got cham I know where you
could go, which are with the bugle?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I'll be in the T for tribute or B for bugle.
I love for product. You've got to pay the piper
from piper.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Maybe you guys could sponsor me and my play. I'll
leave her prospectus here, shall I. This has been jen
y rise, Jibba jabba.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
We'll have a look at it. Joins the Amanda's Gem
Nation