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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jim Y Ray has been working harder than the fake
cobweb industry.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
You know what's interesting, Real spiders watch us take down
their cobwebs all year round and then once a year
put up fake cobwebs. What do they think?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
That's a bit rich?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's a bit rich doing this? And he's come up
with this. Jen White Rice jibber jabber.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
But I was going to take a mental health day
on account of Guy Sebastian leaving the Voice. Maxim magazine's
Hot one hundred of what seems largely bikini clad women
has been released this week. Amanda has made the cut again.
Jonesy bought the mag purely for research purposes to find
out where Amanda featured. He was interested to see if

(00:50):
her ranking had slipped, particularly that most of the competition,
according to him, is a fourth of her age.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I went down to my local newsstand and it's here
at last Maxims Hot one hundred and twenty twenty four
of Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
This will take, this will take what sometimes?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
This will take some investigation.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
One, who's a quarter my fourth?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
My age?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
What's your age?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Look? I think at your age, your tender age, that
you're still putting bums on seats. You are in here.
There are women out there harumphing because they're not in there.
You are in there. This is a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
This is a big deal. You're enjoying this day. You
can flick through. If you're at your You're going to
get a paper cup Love one gloves.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Just don't get any smears on the.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Magazine that ice skating duo My Mom Love. Back in
the eighties, Twavel and Dean were on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Amanda and I have been doing this radio show for
twenty years. We're married to separate partners, but there's always
stuff very similar. It is very and it's like ice skating.
Sometimes someone's bum ends up in your face. We won't
go there.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Speaking of olden times, this is how you guys got
your kicks back then.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Jesus Christ, superstar right and around on a yamahu.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
When we were kids at school, we used to get
a big cheek out of that.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
That would give you a beat.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
These days the kids are all nanging.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's of the kind of fun you would have.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
That's our nang. It was crazy. We were bad asses here.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
There should be a drive John what was your name?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Ossie? Comedian Monty Franklin, who's wowing them over in the US,
was on the show with his observations of what we
do back home.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
There's no more Australian term than yeah. Now that's a
perfect name for your tour. I love it.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I love the yeah and yeah and you.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
It's just whatever you finish off what you can actually
just string a bunch together. Like if someone said to you,
are you are you coming? You're not bailing on the
on the trip this weekend, You're like no, no, no, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Now the footy season is finished, three season training has
begun forget weights and exercise. What is going to be
the hairstyle for next season?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
One of my favorite moments of when the football season
starts to go, what's our hair going to be this season?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Fellas what about the scullet right to the top of
your crown? You shave all this part of him in
the back and you just have.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
The back like Queen Elizabeth giant forward.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, but there was that syphilis that did that.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
For the footballers. And I wonder if they have a
meeting right about now, because only weeks until the season
starts back in training, I think, say, what are we
going to do this fellas, I'm getting a stylist here.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
He's going to talk us throughout our start, so Papenhaus.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
So we're going to do the Queen Elizabeth who's got
the SIF.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
And Jonesy finally got to the bottom of Maxim's Hot
one hundred. Where did a Manda come this year?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Maxim's Hot one hundred Australia. It's not about hey, you're
looking a bikini. No, no, no, no no. It's about
the achievements, about what you as an individual.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
A woman looked at bikinis though, oh.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, well they know they're in there, but I look past,
I look beyond the bikini. I look at the woman
inside the bikini. That sounds haha, So.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Just end it please.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
You've dropped a spot.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Have I from last year.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
You were thirty seven? Last year you are now thirty eight?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
What photos they used? Which bikini am I in?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
They've used me us the dolly, the dolly from the
heads and the most shapeless head and a moo.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Okay, I'm going to take a day. This has been
jen Y Rise Jibba jabba.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Good on your mate

Speaker 1 (04:37):
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