WHAT YOU MISSED: Sexual Awakenings

Here's what you missed on Jonesy & Amanda this week!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Ray has been working harder than the hours in the
shortest day.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Of the year. Oh nice one, Brendan, and he's come.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Up with this jen White rise jibber jabb.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
But I was just working on my Mandarin language, not fruit.
The tribal drama was beating four tales of the sleepover.
Trust Jonesy to make it weird with this tale from
his childhood.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You remember when you're a kid, you had your sleepover mate.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
You'd always go to their place. I remember he had
a bunk bed.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I was in the top bunk, he was in the
bottom bud and his mum came in, good night boys,
and she's wearing this nighty and I was like, I
just remember having this like it was just spectacular. It
was like, no, what I mean in my life, It's
one of those moments just pop up.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
When does it pop up? You're just you know, for me,
He's finish the sentence. It's not a bad thing. You're
looking down the night. He'll looking down on night looking.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
That's where we are. There was a medical emergency this
week from some dude called Alexander Morris. Never heard of
him nor his band the four something or others.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Let me tell you the story about a man named
Alexander Morris. He is a member of the four Tops. Anyway,
he went to hospital and he said, I'm having a
heart attack. Whatever's going on here, but I need you
to stalkers and fans. He's kind of a big deal.
You know what they did. They put him in a
straight jacket and took away his belongings. He was ignored

(01:35):
for a while. His wife arrived at the hospital and
he told her that they thought he was diluted. He
was offered a twenty five dollar voucher as an apology.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Sunrise Weather dude and old maid of Jonesy's Sam Mack,
decided to pop in for a surprise visit.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Sam Mack where he went on the real four monty
with me. And since then his fortunes have changed. He's
now doing the weather. He's just wandering around the building.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
I'm still to show psychologically scarred by seeing your behind
what there was of it at the time. You've seen
it many times in stunts over the years of man.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
You should mention it. No, you draw the line at
seeing his bottom, I draw the line of seeing the
front as well.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Just imagine a pancake, but like sideways and a little
bit of syrup mesure.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You know, are you walking to people will do anything
to get on TV? Have you heard of Brave Wilderness.
This is a guy I think his name is Coyote
and he gets stung by things so that you don't
have to and he wanted to do an experiment and
I don't know. It's the same as a blue bottle.

(02:42):
I no man of wore his power of one hundred
and what do you ascertain? And this is a lesson?
I guess if you're being stune by this a blue bottle,
get a credit card, a card or something and scrape
the sting off the surface. And then don't we on
yourself use vinegar? You know? Do you think hosting tipping
point of yourhard.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
And if you thought Jonesy cornered the weird market At
the start of this, Amanda said, hold my beer with
this discussion about actor Armie Hammer's strange fetishes to having a.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Chat just then about Armie Hammer. Yes, he might be
a giant creep. I wouldn't like to be with someone
who fantasized about cannibalism. Thinking and doing are two separate
things and he's been painted with the doing brush. Is
your private life no longer private? Even your sexual fantasies?
Has my head turned into a giant t bone s
face because I noticed your salivator?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
God, this has been jenwy Ri's jibber jabba.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Thanks. What a week. Jonesy and Amanda in the morning,