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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know, Jen y Ray has been working harder than
Mike Tyson's support.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Athletic support, I think so. I think that's what it was.
And he's come up with this Jen White Rice jibber jabber.
But I was putting my office chair on gum tree.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
The world was talking about the Tyson Paul fight, not
so much the fighting, but the pre match undergarment iron
Mike was wearing.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
So how many punches did he land?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Tyson landed just under eighteen punches across at eight round
bout of this English and Paul landed seventy eight times
that on the vestory. Did you see Mike Tyson wearing
that thong that about He kisses his and he turns
around and he's wearing like chats without a bummy.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
It's just it's an athletic support.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
But it just reminded me of one of those guys
you know you see in the car park that goes
for surf but they don't use a tell when.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
They put their wet suit on. It is happy with
public nudity.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
It was very I kept seeing that image like it
become a meme. I thought, what's that from.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
RuPaul's drag race down under his back.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
One of the judges, comedian Rhyes Nicholson, was surprised to
hear that Jonesy had dabbled in drag, even more so
his drag name.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
A couple of years ago, Jonesy was given a makeover and.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
It was quite extraordinary.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
It wasn't just like the footy show put some makeup on.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
We had to come up with a name. Amanda was
caught unawares on air.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I was just reading out the idea is friend over?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
That was one that that's yours?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, Hailey Davidson, Carlor suck me off.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I just read that out without pre reading, and so you.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Were known as carlasukof.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
The way the drag names go.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
The I like the camp once, like you know, an
Irish queen called patio furniture like that, Like you.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Know that's what it's about. Shell Collection, Yeah, you go,
Michelle Collection. It's a slow burden.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Rey say what you want about shock Jock Allan Jones,
but he's very good at pairing the right outfit with
the occasion, like his arrest tracksuit for example.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I've got to tell you that tracks is very snappy.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, you know you got you know, the police arriving
at your door. If you're in Allen's position, it's not
going to be a surprise.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, they get the drug, as you know, when they
go and get drug, kingpings.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And stuff like that, and they always come out in
their underpants because they get them early in the morning.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
No one doesn't rate at lunchtime drops in the gets
you are you watching tipping point? I just wait till
this is He's almost got that disc over the edge.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Science has discovered what some old kings sounded like.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
We already know what he looked like, but thanks to
advancements in technology, we now know what King Richard the
Third sounded like. Some five hundred years after his death.
Scientists have reconstructed the late monarch's voice.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Prince of Wales and Earl of Chester to have charge
of those parts under govern them.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
In twenty twenty, they tried to work out what an
Egyptian priest from three thousand years ago would sound like.
So they got this guy Pharaoh. His name was Nissimum.
They looked at his vocal cords and worked out how
he would have sounded.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
No, okay, that's science, that's what we're doing in the future.
That's what's happening now, as I said on this day
in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Because we already know what Caesar Julius Caesar sounded like.
What did he sound like?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Woe called?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Because wrap it up?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
And Demanda brought a new segment to the table. Draft
on the radio.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
It's got hit written all over it. Play It's time
for tell Us crazy Craft called tell Us crazy Craft.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Cars all starting with a K.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's ok kkk.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's unfortunate. Let's make this true.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
So what I'm going to make it is a Christmas
ballble here it is.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Look what I've done. I've done a big ball of alfa.
It looks like a potato.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
It does cover generously with a big layer of petroleum jelly.
I got this out of your desk, Brendan. Some of
it's gone. This is all smeared. We put several dots
of food coloring over the top layer of this sweet pea.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
You're busy yourself with that.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Don't make me sound like I'm the sheltered workshop.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I don't need to make you sound like that. You're
doing a good enough job of that.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Hume back because I'm going to put some sticky tape
on it.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
And how did that work out? Then okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Our foil is coming off. I should be able to
unwrap this foil. Actually maybe that hang on.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Now we'll be just to be the ball. No, that's
not the ball. That just looks like foil.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, that's supposed to be the ball.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
That is a waste waste. I've been duped by tik
to oh. I want to refund.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
This has been jenwire Ries jibber jabber your chair, Jonesy
and Amanda in the morning one point seven w s
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