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August 12, 2024 β€’ 3 mins

Jonesy takes a look through Amanda's handbag.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nation. Well, something's happened in my bag,
in your big bag of trick. It looks like Felix
the cat bag. I've got a big bag, and every
few weeks I think I should empty it out, and
I never get around to it. But today, as I
was rummaging through there for a boiled egg that I'd
put in earlier this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Any other day, that would just seem normal.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
It is normal. But I noticed that there was one
of those kits that you get a sewing kit from
a hotel that had opened up. And all the needles
have gone through my bag needs there are four or five,
and so now five. Now I'm scared to put my
hand in my bag for fear I'll get needles under

(00:41):
my Fingernaut of the Chinese.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Torture Rambo in First Blood. Remember he suited himself, jumped
off the cliff. Then he made a tunic, actually made
a tunic first, and then suited himself.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
How's that helping my bag?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, he didn't even have that much.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, you said you would gallantly go through and see
if you.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Bring your ba. Did you? Has arrived with some gloves gloves.
I don't know this, this is this is for are
in the wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Are we in kyl and Jackie Oh's studio Brendon. I
haven't amended this. This is just my bag as it is.
Take it from me.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's a very nice bag. It's a Gucci bag made
in Italy.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well it is?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Was it a Knockhof?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It was the second hand designer bag that I've had
for many years.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Just taken.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's heavy, though, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
How much medications?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, I've just come back from Africa. There's malaria tablets.
There's birth control pills. That's not birth control. I think
that's like a voltairen what's that?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
But beyond tears, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Stuff in case my eyes get gritty. Don't read out
every bit of paper?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
What's that contract? Jonesy and Amanda wouldn't want him gone?
Red Room, Red Rum, Fishman's friends.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, reach in, just really reaching the needles.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
You know you've got boost bar, You've got tissues.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, you've got what's that the whole apple?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Have I?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know what? I haven't put that in this week?
How long has that been there?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
You've got sweety drinks.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Have I? Oh, we've got those drinks, got a mask
that's not under a mask from the pandemic that has
been in there for some time.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
And there was these needles, Well they're.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Probably in a side they're in a side pocket somewhere. Well,
can you take them out? I don't want to empty
the bag. Can you just take the needles out? What's that?
What's that?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It just pricks me? You're an air freshener. Have I
Imperial Treasure Singapore Shanghu?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
What's this? What is it a handwipe? What's that?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Donald Percival Percy Savvage that.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Is my mom's cousin, and he became famous and then
he died, and so that's a get a car refreshener. No,
I don't know what's that. You're feeling nutt anyway? Well
you're not helping me?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well no, I don't think this is helping anyone.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, Well happened? My bags so heavy? It's orders that long.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Because you've got the third world in there, that's why listen.
But feel the heft, feel the heaf
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