👶 Would You Go Back In Time And Kill Baby Hitler?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nation. I find this intriguing.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know how people say, if I could go back
in time, I'd change dot dot dot. Let me ask
you the question, if you could get into a time machine,
you know, I'd like to go back to Egypt or
something ancient Egypt, just for a second. But just for
a second, the toilet facilities would be confronting, So I'd
like to go just for a moment.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
You'd hang around the chops.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I go up to the chiops, or maybe go to
the court of Louis the fourteenth or something like that,
but just for a moment to sample it, or Outlander style,
go back to a bit of pillaging on the mountain side.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I could be there a few weeks. I'd go back
to the snow in. You can't go back to just
like a few decades. You go back to recent times.
Because there was that lady. Keep going, please, we'd love
to hear it. Old lady who she was thirty five? Right,
and but this has taken a.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Well I'm just saying she put the you know, she
said how about it? And I said no, because she
had a husband.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, And then and then you had a cold plane concert.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I found out later she is putting the harbord on everyone.
So it didn't matter right anyway. But by the.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Bike, here's me. I'd go back to the ancient court
of France. I'd go back to the Egyptian I'd get
back to the well she wore those eighty ski pads.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'd go back kill Hitler. This is it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Let's get to that, because that's what everybody says. They
all say I'd go back and I'd kill Hitler. Well,
I saw this guy who's looking at the reality of
what it would be like if you had killed baby Hitler.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
This is the impression of a guy who just used
this time machine to kill little baby Hitler. And now
he's interviewing at attach company. I can do for you
right now, He says, right here, you killed a baby.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, but it wasn't just any baby, was it. It was
the worst one.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I killed baby.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Hit And for the last time, I don't know who
that is.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh, because I oh.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
It says you've stomped on Oh, you threw it crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Perfect spiral style. That's what you wrote down, perfect spiral style.
Why would you put this on your resume? That's how
it would be, because how do you explain that you've
killed a baby that no one knows about exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I do that. No, So if you don't do it,
you've got to wait for him to grow up and
be a baddie before you can do it. Tablet with you?
What's a tablet for a headache? Tablet? What's a tablet?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
What time are you from?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
What are you talking about about? The tablet?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
iPad is something you say, Okay, he's what would have
So you take that from now and you go back
in time and.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I go, okay, crazy, let's put you in here and
lock you up.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
You just Donald Trump putting stuck. I just thought about
my thing going back to the snow? Am I going
back now as a fifty seven year old because she
was thirty five, so now I'd be way too old
for her.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Mate. Was the appeal that she was older?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
The only appeal? Oh your smoke at high.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Look, that's something you're going to have to do with
in your own dream. I mean, when you get your
Dolorean and everyone's going back to an incredible moment of
history and you go like a couple of decades back
and going to a spa.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Good on your brandan let's Look at that tablet, shall.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
We I think you need a blue one.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I don't need any help.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's not what we're talking about. Look stop,