📲 Your Hilarious Response To Yesterday's Dart Meltdown

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:10):
And Amanda jam Nation don't.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Worry, everything is okay. Between Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
When you talk about yourself and the third person, I
know all is right with the world. There was a
situation in here yesterday. I throw darts at you. You're
in protective gear. You're holding balloons of the various football teams,
and I choose my footy teams that way for the
tips you were. You're constantly angry at me because because
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Better at credit such a strong way.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
So I went ahead and had a dance lesson, and
I when I had my dance lesson in a calm,
quiet environment with sharp darts, I did very very well.
And yet yesterday it well. This is with the advice
from my darts coach, relax, relax did I tried to relax,

(00:56):
But how can I when this is how you talk.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
To me so easy?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Get a frigging dad and.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I hate you. I hate you was the opposite of relax.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
But you just what you rile me and niggle, niggle, niggle,
and that's what happens Jenna, our digital dipstick, our social dipstick.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
You're across our socials.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Apparently people are wondering if everything's okay between us.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well, firstly, a lot of people found that very funny.
Richard said he almost had an accident as he was
driving to work because he was laughing so hard. Mark
actually said, even if Jonesy did fall, he has enough padding.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's true because I did try and push you over.
I tried to push you out of the window. We're
on the sixteenth floor.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
You have this apoplectic rage, though, come from I've gone.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Through relationship breakups with less angst than you create in me.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
All I want you is to be happy, keep going.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
You might like this from krona paper Shop. It's it's
about time Amanda cracked. Patients of a Saint And.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
This is your local paper shop who you love. I
love that paper shop, even they know what you like.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I always go there and get a nice coffee and
a newspaper.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, and that's what's scared of you.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
And then others were like, so glad someone else has
days like this. And this is my favorite one from Libby.
This surpasses you. Giant tool.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
And that that that was the underwater.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Fight when we were training to go for our world
record underwater.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
And all you did was complain about the equipment.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I had equipment that wasn't working, and I.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Gave you my that wasn't work.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
It was making.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
And then we got and we got Jack Cousta on
the line and a phalanx.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Of people to see none of that is true. I
had my ears were what's it called work?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
You couldn'tressurize.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I could thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I couldn't pressurize my ears, but neither could I because
you're such a hero.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Right, let's not fight again. Here's the underwater fight we had.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
But look, it's not going to be a walk in
the park.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Brendon Brandon, if you just had I know you think
you think that I am being unrealistic and being a winder.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's okay, I'll do it. I won't talk to you.
You have no empathy for anyone but yourself, you giant tool.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
What about you, stupid stupid man? Do you remember that
had the segment? It is your birthday, so you would give.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
The background as to why I cracked it that everyone
thinks I just crack it. I'm a very calm person
except for in this room, and no one else sees
the nile. I had a competition where you had it
was early in the morning, guess how old share is today?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
And you'd always guess.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
It with my gypsy power gypsy.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I found out that for six months you had been cheating.
And the day I found out this happened, Give it
to me.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Give it to me, you stupid, stupid man. Six months
of frustration.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
That was because one of the producers, he would give
me the birthdays.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
And so you write on a piece of paper, you
put it on, write it on an orange.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I put it on a post it note on your
forehead and you didn't notice.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
That was great? Or what about the time the spanking
this we had to do. What were we doing? Demo?
And you wear kevlar pants, so you know, but you.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Ran across the room with a spoon and spanked me
on the bum.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well you've got kevlar pants on, well I can, And
then you whacked me on the guys said okay, let
me do it to you.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
And it was the softest tat.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I didn't have my kevlar holding in underpants on, but.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
You made me cry.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
And then you blamed me for being too soft.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Maybe it's about your underwear. I don't know's.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Listen to your code of behavior. And all that my
dart's coach said to me was this.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I just want you to be happy friend. When I
got you to come and work for me, all that
I said, this will never be You know I love stealing.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Jenna. Thank you for being our social stick you.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Thank you DJ