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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, guys? So I have magnificent day outside there and
trade period wrapped up this week in the AFL, and
it's amazing what happens at Sydney Swans. So the Sydney
Swans have had Warwick Kappa, Tony Lockett, Buddy Franklin and
now they've signed another good looking big forward Charlie Kerner.
The other blokes went that good looking. I suppose buddy
(00:34):
Buddy's pretty good, like.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I said, Warick thought. I thought. Warick thought he was
a bit of a book.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Warwick thought he was.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
They seem to have the star attracting.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, that's what they want in Sydney obviously, and the
SG on a small ground. And Tony Lockett was no
all painting youre right there at least, and he could
kick a ball he was, but he was he was
news material. So that's what's happened. Charlie's gone there. He
wanted go to Geelong from Carlton just down the road
and he's ended up flying northeast to Sydney. So it
was a weird one. And then there's this poor guy
(01:07):
Will Hayward. Imagine this, So Will Hayward's at home. He
plays for Sydney Swan's Dean Cox rings up. Oh mate,
look we need to change a few things. Oh yeah,
you want my position or my training or my hair
or what? No, no, no, your state. You're off to Victoria.
See you later, buddy. Well on the steak knives in
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the deal. Yes you are, mate, you are the sweetener.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I mean that must be horrible, that would be just
pretty inflating.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Just you know, you think that the club loves you
and you're loyal to you, and then as soon as
they see a chance to get a start they give you.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
The lemon staff. So big steak knives now, yeah, I remember.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
That happened to Ian Downspro when I was at West
Coast and we're about to get on a footy trip
actually might have been covering it, and the Eagles are
going on a footy trip and he gets on the
bus and he gets called off the bus to the
airport and said, oh, Ian, you're not going to Bali,
you're going to Adelaide because we've just traded. We just
traded you because we want to get the number one
pick for Michael Gardner and all that other big trade
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news was Demon's great Christian Petrarca. He's their premiership hero
that get remember that he's one of the Gold Coast Sons.
So you know the Sun's leave. So they beat Freeo
in the elimination final at Opta Stadium front of fifty
seven thousand people. Yes, and now they're even stronger. They've
got Christian petrarc in their midfield, joining the Brownlow medalist
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Matt Rowland, also Noah Anderson, and they got Jamara hugil Hagen.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Dare I say it just as the AFL.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Wants it made exactly? They buddy look after him over there.
Poor old Dockers don't get any sort of concessions. And
then there was a Bombers captain, Zach Merritt. He wanted
to go to the Hawks and he thought he was going.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And fell over it last Monek.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, they just with the Bombers held the line. They
just wanted to make a statement and so in three
weeks time he's going to go back to training as
the captain and go with his tail between his legs.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Going to be a very He's going to get a
cold shoulder on those first training sessions.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Boys, sorry about all that stuff. I don't believe in
your e Yeah, I'll quickly mention this the cricket now
on Sunday up to stadium. Yes, I don't think a
lot of people know about this, or maybe they do
this fifty three thousand people going eleven thirty Australia, India.
Last time you see King Coley, Virat Kohli and Rowat
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Shama in Perth.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I reckon that will drag people be massive.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Have you got a bit of audio there of this
will go out with this? So what's happened is Channel
seven's employed a new commentator and they're gone with Chris
Broad all right, Stuart Broad, Stu Broad so sorry. He's
probably not the most liked English player, probably the least.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Like they didn't himself this way in Australia.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Ever listened to him summ up what the Ashes series
will be like and you know with Australia trying to
get their batting order in order, and how he thinks
the Aussies will go this will fire him up.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
It's probably the worst Australian tea since twenty ten. In
England last one, and it's the best English team since
twenty ten. When have we ever since twenty ten been
discussing who's going to bat one, two, three, six, eight
and who's going to be the spare bowler for Australia.
I don't think anyone could argue that it's their weakest
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team since twenty ten. I don't think anyone could get
it's just a fact.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And I think Ian both of them came out during
the week and said been a bit arrogant.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeahfore that'll fire the boys up.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
There'll be s Stuart.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
So that all starts next month at the first Ashes
Test at Opta Stadium. Now, I was going to speak
about the WA Open. It's the golf, of course, it's
at Matt Lawley. It's free to get in. You can
go and watch all the players and wander around with them.
There's Mark Leishman there from Live Golf and I'll tell
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you a bit about it at the moment. But I
just heard about one of the most daring sporting challenges
of all time.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
This is not Lisa Sure, this is going to be
leading the six thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
It's crazy he's going into an Ambrose competition off one training,
off one session, one.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Step foot on an actual golf course. Yet, but I'm
not my first lesson with Jess on Wednesday afternoon and
then on Thursdays, I have been roped by the people
here into playing in the Parent Institute Golf Day at.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Webb Royal, Wembley Royal Weber. I don't even know.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I didn't even know what a Ambrose meant.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You didn't even know what a divot was.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Still, I just said to her, it's four ball, best balls.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
So that means because I know that there's a couple
of very good players playing in our group of four,
I'm just there to make up the numbers, aren't I.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well, you'll have to take some of your shots, I think.
What's part of the rules. Yeah, at least one or
two over the well.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
When you mentioned it in the news in my sport,
make sure you make sure you mentioned who came last,
not just who one?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, I reckon, that's so courageous, like because normally after
your first lesson.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Let you go to choicey.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Just after your first lesson, you go worse, don't you? Know,
let me do that's true. I'm sorry, that's what happens
because you're doing to think you're going to work on
in your grip and my swing and then start hitting
it along the ground.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
And I've got some cute shoes bought yesterday.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Will that help? And I even said to her she
didn't even know there's women's tease, I said, so I
don't tee off of the men. No, no, no, you
go about.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Fifty minutes for thank god, because no one look at me.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That's that's exactly what happens. That's the problem. At least
you're amazing. You are amazing. If you falled off, this
will be something. This will be better than this bloke
at the WA Open. So they've got this guy here,
Mark Leishman. He's a big name, right live, golf star,
huge name on huge money. And then this kid, seventeen
year old Perth kid from Wesley College name Spencer Harrison.
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He's playing with him.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
He got his autograph, could step in for me?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, that's even a ring. This kid, he's got his autograph.
You've got an autograph from Mark Leishman before they started
playing right in the in the clubrooms. And I'm playing
with you, sir, Okay, that'd be great, and then he
belted him he's shot a four under bar sixty eight.
The kid on his last ten holes he had seven birdies.
So that's hilarious. You know what a birdie is? Yeah, yeah,
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so that's.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's what you try not to get.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
That's right. Yeah, it's on a part four.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You have a three five before the other things laughing
at you in the trees.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Above you when you're hitting your ball.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
To be humiliating enough about.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Your mate's adding to it. That is a great effort
by you. That's a better effort than Spencer. Harrison has
just become a national hero for pantsing Mark Leishman on
day one. I was just wanting to mention quickly. There's
a little bit of audio there. Great man too of Calamarchie.
Now he's from Western Australia, played for South from Ana.
I lived in kelm Scott, played kelm Scott juniors, went
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to the Brisbane line It's won two premierships. Then he said, boys,
I want to go. I want to go to Adelaide.
Let me go to Adelaide. He's from Derby originally and
they didn't trade him and his manager was filthy and
he took the extraordinary step of fronting the media and
basically telling them that he's not going back to the Lines.
I don't care if he's got two flags. He's gone.
Adelaide have listened. You addressed up.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Zero chance Tom, he's leaving.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
He's going to Adelade.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
He's committed to get to the Adelaid footing club. Adelaide
used the best endeavors to siltate. A trade wasn't there
Brisbane liking. So the only avenue for cal to get
there is through the preseason trade, preseason draft and that's
what he will do well.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
So that means that the Brisbane Lines getting nothing for him.
He just goes into the into the preseason draft. The
Eagles could actually swoop on him if they wanted to
as well, so that would be good. But it's amazing.
Two premierships and suddenly you're out of the joint. You'll
see you guys at tell Us.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
All right, Ye see you on the weekend at Telethon.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
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