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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's talks for the Marian Bars.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Happy Friday week. Yes, thank you kill each other.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We've done well. In fact, you're getting on very very well.
It's incredible. At least you're amazing. Thanks, you're easy to
get on with. Great man.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Ah, what it's been. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Look I heard the great Jason Dunstill say that the
AFL are victims of their own wokeness. M Now we'll
get to that in a moment, but first we probably
should talk about that monster game on Sunday. Absolute blockbuster.
Nothing beat sudden death except probably for a Grand Final.
And I got to say it. I'm going to put
on the record, yes, I sincerely expect the Dockers to win.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Me too, I think they will beat the Bulldogs.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Hayden Hayden had just has this this Hayden Young has
this incredible mindset that he's just not done with.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Football yet this year. It's just there's just motivation.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
There's no two ways about it.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
He's very motivated.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's just it's just not a thing.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I really hope they can just worry about history repeating.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Let's know it's happened to the thought out there, but
we need to look at recent.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
We need to look at recent history because they've i know,
five times in a season they've come to the end
of the season and choked up.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
What I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
But they've had nine days off and they've won four
of their last five games on the road. So they've
gone to the mcg and one ENNG Stadium the Gold Coast.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And they not last Friday Night's game.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
No, that's right, and they're traveling to Marvel. Okay, they
haven't won at Marvel, I'll give you that, and got
flogged by last time they went there, absolutely flogged.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Is that the docklands? We see docks in the title,
so you.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Know there's not for every doubt it's an indoors thing.
They just didn't get not used to playing indoors. As
soon as they get used to that, which happened the roof.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
That Melbourne in August, that's going to happen.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
As you said, Young's back, probably Brandon Walker, Oscar McDonald
as well, and Oscar McDonald just in case Sam Darcy
goes mad. He cut up Alex Pearce last time.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Even though they won.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
They did win here, but you know where the Docs
are going to win, it's going to be their pace.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
In the forward half.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Michael Frederick, Freddie, if you're listening about to get on
the plane to go to Melbourne, Freddie, it's down to
you stand to Sam Switzkowski, not Switzkowski as some people say.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's why I say Switter sw Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And Shaye Bolton not Shy Bolton as well.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Because there's nothing shy about him.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Exactly, and we don't want him to be shy on ships.
For Remember, you do it on a Sunday, So Freddie,
Switter Shy Shay.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It's up to you boys to beat the dogs. Seriously,
you can blow them apart with your pace. And I've
never seen the coach so fired up. He turned it
back on us this week in the media. He said, listen,
you're all having to go at me. It's all doom
and gloom. We are ahead of the Bulldogs. We have
one more win. We've got as many wins as Collingwood.
You had some audio there, great man, have a listened
to most keep them. This is what he said.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Everyone wants to catastrophize after one performance as a club.
We lean in on our last twelve thirteen weeks, which
have been strong. It's yeah, everyone wants to be doom
and gloom eight minutes into the last quarter where we'd
had more inside fifties and equal scoring shots. So it's
not as doom and gloom as everyone's son. Yeah, the
(03:51):
pressures on them as well, isn't it. The last time
I checked, They've one one less game than us.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Nice numbers, but you've got to get the target.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
He said what I said, They're not last Briday Night
Judge's no doubt.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So we get to the other big story of the week, the.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So the RFL has had another week where it's do
as we say, not as we do, because Isaac Rankin
suspended for four weeks after using that homophobic slur. And look,
we're not here to defend brain fade sledges. Okay, if
you don't know by now you can't use the other
F word, then you're not listening.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You're not a fan of the excuse brain fade.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
So, and I know they played the mental health card
which dropped it by a week of that either And
I don't know if it's a card, but it probably
might be might be real.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
But how does that work?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
How do you make how do you make say something
ignorant because of your mental health.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I think it's the effect it might have on the
young man in terms of missing a Grand Final.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Or all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
To mental health, Well, they didn't go this is they
wouldn't tell the whole story, and this is where about
my mental health? But win lotto this weekend. That's just
as ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
It's fifty yes, but you're getting used to it, so
you're building up an immunity.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And the odds.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Look, the AFL is trying to clean things up, so
build a more respectful game. We all want that. But
then this is where it goes from serious to sitcom.
You'll love this lace. They announced their Grand Final entertainment right,
and it's Snoop Dogg right, the king of g Funk.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's like, it's hot, that is g funk exactly called
funk that gangster.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You tell me lyrics that would horrify my mum and
your and your mom. My mom would be able to
understand them.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
A global superstar and we love Snoop Okay, but let's
get real. He casually uses that same slur about a
million times on albums.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
On stage when ordering Uber eat whatever menu log Yes,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
So to have him as the Grand Final entertainment is
bad timing at this moment, isn't it for this story?
And we love him and he's a big he's a
big name, there's no doubt. But let's map this out right.
Rankin has a four match band, so if the Crows
lose the qualifying final, he's back for the Grand Final
so he can play. So Snoop sings, probably censoring himself
(06:16):
mid sentence.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Okay, that song list is going to be heavily, heavily screw.
He'll be singing the menu song.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
And then Rankin plays and plays out of his skin
because he's had a long rest, and he wins.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
This is a just picture this in your mind's eye.
He wins the Norm.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Smith medal, confetti crowd raw, Snoop in the background, yelling
and drop it like it's.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
The integrity unit of the AFL going, oh my god.
This didn't work out too well. But you couldn't script it.
And imagine the victory speech from me. Imagine the victory
speech from Rankin.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
First of all, I'd like to thank my suspension for
the extra day's rest.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Vans rehabilitation wouldn't have played like this, and you know,
the AFL's got a new policy.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
There's zero tolerance unless it's unless you're on Spotify or something,
and they like, I don't know what's going on. So
we're looking for a high standard. A bit like I
wrote it down here. It's a bit like handing out
speeding tickets at Bathurst and then inviting Vin Diesel to
do donuts on the track. You know, like they've really
shut themselves in the footage. You don't reckon enough set
of moral contradictions would be best on ground.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
All that, So Eagle's last roll of the dice for
the ear Yes, to avoid their worst ever season.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That sounds terrible. How do we get into this situation? So? Yeah,
desperate to avoid taking.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Home the honor or dishonor of the club's worst ever season,
which is saying something. Game against Sydney five point thirty
five at Opta Stadium and ironically, Lease, one of our
greatest players, could put us to the sword. Yeah, Dean Cox,
how did it come to the Cox?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
He's the man.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Always such a great game with Sydney. So that's another sort.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Of he was always on our very well.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Do you think you'll feel a little bit sad?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
A little bit?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You will something there they'll be he might even splitter.
He might eve been tank it up people's front of.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Coxy the listening tank it up brother, so easy, honest,
we believe for the memories.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Thanks for the memories. Thirty three thousand last home games.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
So I'm hoping that. Come on, you've got to Eagles fans.
You've got to get forty tenth debutane. Can you believe that?
Ten debutantes in one season. Luca Grego, eighteen year old
from the Western Jets in Victoria, got.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
A couple of tants. Looks pretty tough.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Maybe you'll go Okay, So you can't say the Eagles
aren't playing the kids. You still always say that kids.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
And get along to the game because it's a long
summer of no footing.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, get about that now? Can we mention the afl
W two. There's a monster game for the Freemantle Dockers
on I reckon their premiership contenders. Eagles are going to
be strong, might play finals.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
One game, hasn't it?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, but there's the players they've got back, LEAs and Stannard.
Kiara Bauers had a bob comeback. She hasn't changed a bit.
She's so tough Gabby Newton, Aisling McCarthy, the Irish Gil
Hayley Miller has gone forward, Emmero Driscoll another all Australian maybe,
but they're playing the Brisbane line. So we find out
how good they are tomorrow afternoon at Freemantle Oval.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Get along, check it out.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Those girls could go all the way and we'll find
out tomorrow just how good Wildcats they've recruited.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
This coach's son.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Did he sit out of the selection process there?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
He said he did. He looks pretty good. The kid
Jarren really a development player. The coaches obviously, the coaches
really as well.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Worked for mister Gaze, yes.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Mister Black, mister Ellis Lord and Ellis Ellis brother.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, absolutely, they played with.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
So he's come out of the American college system, Jaron
really and he's trained with him in the preseason. So
he looks okay. So I think it's all above board
Jamaican oblique several I wanted to mention, So you remember
Noah Lyles, you know how you and I got into
that was a mean Claire. I can't remember it was
that docco about that wonderful Olympic champion.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
What would know?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It was you and me.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Love him. He's like a whirling derby I do.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Who ever knew I would love someone in track and field?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I love him.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah, he's getting beaten now, No Jamaican o bleak. Seville
just gnarled him and he's been beaten three times and
so you.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Wouldn't handle that very well. He's only got a tiny ego.
He was going after Usain Bolt.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Now you can't even beat these like so, oh my god,
this will be the next world champion. I think oblique Seville.
I reckon he might even break Usain's record. How's that?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
If there's anything?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
He ran in the rain the other day and blitzed
them in heavy rain one hundred meters. You know, how
does it run in heavy rain? I'm about to find out.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Actually I can't get my car. We'll find out on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
That's for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's going to be raining, is it.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Well, yeah, oh yeah