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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Time for the Barry's bits.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We are together, w Way's greatest golfing team time.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
So proud of you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Well you got through at the Vines yes day and
Susie as well. But at least what inspired you to
play your first real round at a championship course.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's unheard of, and you know what it's like.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's like doing your first driving lesson at Quanana Speedway.
It's like a birth of throwing to the wolves nine holes.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
It's good that I didn't know. I had nothing to
compare it to.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I lost count at fifteen bunkers that you were in
love whole idea. So that's amazing. You're hitting out of
the sand is the absolute pain in the butt, isn't it?
And you have a couple in there as well. You
normally came out pretty well.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I did have a bunker situation.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I was so proud of you. You're addicted to sand.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'm going to send you a part time lifeguard certificate
and things.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Now you accused me of exaggerating earlier when we had
it's just been kind of back up.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Not so much good, has it?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
He just said, I got out of them pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, well without swear, how are you looking.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's not so much golf as archaeology, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Really?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
She was excavating, I said, by my own admission, you know,
the te offs weren't too bad, the putting wasn't too bad.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I need to look at what's in between.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
We had a good time.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Actually, this will be we had a good job. This
would be a good one for our listeners. This is
how not bad he got. But this is we were
thinking maybe we'd change the scoring system, so instead of
the number of shots, maybe we'd have what we call riders.
So how many times you hit the ball far enough
to make it worth jumping into the golf cart and
driving to your ball?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Jennimal, Well, I did find that the more crap you are,
the better exercise you get.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
So you know, swings and roundabouts.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
There is that, and this bloke shouldn't be laughing the
tree lover. There was a tree is, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well that's right, but right in the middle I wasn't
just grace, but look.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
To you, excellent. I want to play like you made.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
The big part three He did very well, longer than
normal path three too.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And then you hit whatever when he hit that tree
and it came back thirty meters into a bunker.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
After he'd called me Sandy show laughing himself into a yeah,
Sandy bunker.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Probably I probably should get on the sport while we
were While we're doing that account, there was something called
the Second Ashes Test the Gabba.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
We were trying to watch.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You were giving us running commentary from seven.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Plus and Susie England on top.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Marginally three incredible things happened, or maybe four actually yesterday. Firstly,
Australia's greatest off spinner got dropped, Nathan Lyon. Actually you
might have some moody of that great man. He wasn't happy.
And here's him speaking to Mel McLachlin being very honest.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
This is the test on home. So you haven't been
selected for nearly fourteen years.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
A lot of people shocked. When did you find out? Yeah,
I found out.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I come to ground as I always do it, pretty early.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
About twelve o'c.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Cotton found out about twelve thirty.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
George Bailey has already said that you weren't too impressed.
What was that conversation like, sure, yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely filthy.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
But yeah, we can't do anything about you honest, absolutely filthy.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, I suppose we'll find out if that was a
good decision the other So there were three incredible sporting
moments though After that one Alex Carey's catch with Marnus
Lavishet trying to tag him.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You see that one.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Carey thought he was playing for the Giants again, remember
he came from the Giants, played for the Giants. He
went for this incredible catch and Marnus tried to bump him.
Basically it didn't mean to, but they were both charging
the ball. Way's Josh English made an incredible run out
of Ben Stokes.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh yes, saw that.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That was that You'd only see one star thrown million
on the run. And I'm reliably informed that English is
the only English born Australian to ever run out a
New Zealand born Englishman in a pink ball Test.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
From that angle, thank you, Daniel Journey.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
But the greatest moment, and we do love this guy
even though he is the opposition.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He's the second greatest batsman.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Of all time at the moment, probably just behind Bradman
or maybe ten Dook. Anyway, he's up there. He's goed
so many runs, he's scored his first century in Australia.
He's got thirty nine centuries, none of them in Australia.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Here he is, is this too?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
It goes before rit Zone parsonal Everest is conquered.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The missing Senshi.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I think, no, no, no, and I see you're your
friend's over at the we the editors were coming up
with the front page.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
They've been they've had that ready to go for ages.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well all the headline writers now can't. They can't use
dud route anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Not such a dud route after all, I think it was.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It was bad route.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'll do the Wildcats after But the only thing about
that is that Matthew Hayden now doesn't have to walk
naked across the MCG because he said, if Ruth doesn't
get a tum this summer, I walk across the MCG nude.
So thank god. We all win two interesting things this weekend.
Formula one. Hasn't that gone crazy? So down to the last.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
That's as big a finish as that song.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, we'll all.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Three of them now, Maxican Max first stap and can
win it obviously. Lando's leading in our man Oscar Piastre
And how's this, he's Oscar's been allowed. They've said to him,
They've told him it's okay, you can try and win.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
That's very generous of McLaren.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Here's a perfect scenario. Orlando and Max on the front row,
Oscar on the second row. They tangle on the first corner.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Max, Max, he kept take you out. He's a bit
like that. So that's going to be fascinating to see.
But very interesting times out McLaren. The other big story
this week is the Perth Wildcats.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
They had a.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Stunning win last night over ladder leaders Melbourne United. But
that's not the big one. I know, beating the top
teams pretty big. But Bryce Cotton flies in today. They're superstar,
former superstar. It's his first clash in Perth against the
Cats on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We welcome you think Arena. But how's this?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Remember Damian Martin and he's at the dockers in leadership
and stuff Cats legend. His suggestion is it's basically about
not poking the bear. He reckons the Wildcats should produce
a special tribute video for Cotton and play it before
tip off on the big screens, and he thinks the
crowd should give Cotton a standing ovation before the game.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah, I think that's actually genius psychological. You go the
other way, Yeah, you throw them up, yeah, I think,
And he'll be bamboozled and while he's scratching his head,
the balls will go flying past him.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
That's the way to do it, Martoes, he's a genius,
it is.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, I don't pack the beer. Well, I think he
just loves him.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Marto's got another suggestion too, for the Dockers, because he's
in leadership down there. He wants all the Frio fans
to hold a guard of honor for Rory Lobb when
he comes back on extus. Sorry, mate, Christmas pageant. No, actually,
I'm not in this. This is my first one off
in thirty years.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Really yeah, a wise man. Guess who Captain hook is?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Who ben cousins?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
So you don't given them?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
No, I'm on holidays. Okay, not even I've done my.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Bit, you know, biggest, biggest health in Santa Land.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I've done everything else. So yeah, don't forget.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Saturday night is the Saturday Night is the Christmas pageant
through the city going to be one day.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I was once I was driving the r A C Van.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I remember that it.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Broke down, a real ra A c van had to
come out.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
We have one more thing before you. Gous is coming in.
We know this, it's your birth.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Blow those candles out quick because we don't want the
sprinkler coming on in here and.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
We've got we could only put three candles on there.
They signify twenty years this.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Are you going to sing?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Happy befteen, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, dear to you.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I wanted it more like can I want it like
the one JFK got.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Happy birthday mister. I'm not doing that Happy birthday, mister
birth president.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Doing it for me. The Berth football class. Thank you, guys,
thank you, thanks so much.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Have my happy birthday yesterday.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Thank you for the guy yesterday, and make sure you
save us a slice