November 3, 2025 • 7 mins
Lisa & Russell took calls and texts on your racehorse names and there were some absolute crackers.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Cup day morning. It is Melbourne Cup Day, the
race that stops a significant portion of the nation.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
They definitely pause.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Now, there are some okay horse names out on the
track today, but I think there are better horse names
out there. Racehorse names out there. We might get safe.
They are a bit safe, So we want you to
get a little bit well, not too risky, but we
think you can do better. We'll get your suggestions. Because
today is Melbourne Cup Day.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
The horses are indeed on the track. They are fancy
name or not.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Are quite playing some of the names. I think something
kicking up? That was? That was an oh? I like that?
I like that. I think some of the names chosen
by breeders and trainers are purely designed to mess with
race calls. There is no doubt for it, and there
(01:01):
have been some real stinkers, passing wind being one of them.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, what about hoof hearted? Hoof like horses hoof because hearted?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Because you've got to say it so fast, flat fleet feet.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's what's cruel.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Hope, never one sofa can fast. Don't say it fast.
That would have tripped a few.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well where the fox hat also is another one designed
to mess with If you Google were the fox hat.
There is a very funny video clip that's flit around
for years and years and years.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
One of the early ones.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
One of the most dangerous jobs in the world is
to be a race caller. Ha ha ha is another one,
ha ha ha scratchy bum about fifty shades of hay.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I do remember why kikamukt that was a famous that
was he was a pretty famous.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well I never know which what they are? What would
yours trotter?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay, So in the interest of you know, we're learning
new stuff. I think I'm going with old dog new tricks.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Mine would be Mine would be not gonna make it,
five lengths back from the pack, not gonna make it.
That's that's how I feel most days, A lot, a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I like that, Carolyn, and your kind says, my horse's
name would be who stole my chocolate?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I like that, who stole my chocolate?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Uh? What other ones have we got there? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Who?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Brewers group? Do you enjoy a beer or two? Darren
from Pierra Waters?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
All right, give us yours, let's let's go to Belden. Matt.
Good morning, Hey, Hey, Matt, what's your what's your name?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yes, I'll go with.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Maybe David hasselhos. Oh my god, you've set the ba.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Boy. That's all right, well done, Matt. Oh. I like
that he's set himself up well for well, not not
not a winning ticket, but three hundred dollars to spend
it wizard pharmacy. That's clever.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That's very good, Thank you, Matt.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
All right, that's what you're competing against with everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, well, Terry on the text says what about Mayo?
Because Mayo naise.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh, there's one I'm glad that I've read before I
read it out loud. Peter, Oh, there's a few that
I think I better pre read. Let's just to the phone,
shall we? Nikki and Avery? Hello you doing? What would
you your name?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What's your name? On the track?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Hoof hearted?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yes, yes, we we we we touched on that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That is that it's a South African horse.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's a real stinker, really, Yes, a horse.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Raced in race. I remember when it was racing. Hasn't raced.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I thought I'd come up with a really great plan.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Apparently not. All the other horses were very keen to
be in front of it.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Put it that way, yes, absolutely, no, thank you. Better
put a bob each way on it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I guess if it's I don't know, I who've hearted
is still running, might have been retired out pasture, but oh, yes,
you know it's it's.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It's one of the one of the better names. Someone
has said here along the same lines as Pony Soprano,
which is our favorite so far. Al Palomino as in Caino,
get it.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Darren and ellen Brook said bittersweet symphony m.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Michelle from.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Not massive attack, Yeah, mass attacks.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Massive attack Michelle from Ellenbrook after two knee replacements. My
horse name would be Cantonese.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Gets a winnie and a snort.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Got a nay, but you know it's not really a nae.
It's a yay.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Chris on the text says, with a slang term for
a horse being a nag, i'd call mind the wife
methinks you're not You're.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Not on a winner today.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
No, no, no, you are definitely not.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Tim said Al Capony.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I like that. I like that horse. Yes. Mark in Kingsley, Hello, morning, Mark,
Hello Gord.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
What would it be?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Look?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Everyone calls me pretty So I've been known as gitchy
pretty because I'm always going to get scratched.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
The race also never started.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It you pretty?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I like it? I like it.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, that doesn't all go well for a race.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Thank you, Mar, Thank you Mar.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Don't make me repeat myself.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I don't want something else that happens to better pauses.
You grow hairs on your chins, so mine would be
if you see something, say something.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
We've had a few bad names this morning because it
is cup day and the trumpet is still going to
get this. Two's hearts to the.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Thing.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
It'd be a false start, would come back start again.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Now we've been taking your calls and texts on what
would your racehorse name be? Jenny and Bateman, Hello morning, Jenny, Hello,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
What would it be?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Jen?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Well, it would be when I get called all the time, Jenny,
j j E n E I g h after Forrest
Gump you Jena, and.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Especially on this day of course it works with Nay,
it's brilliant.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Thank you Jed, thank you Jenni
It's Cup day morning. It is Melbourne Cup Day, the
race that stops a significant portion of the nation.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
They definitely pause.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Now, there are some okay horse names out on the
track today, but I think there are better horse names
out there. Racehorse names out there. We might get safe.
They are a bit safe, So we want you to
get a little bit well, not too risky, but we
think you can do better. We'll get your suggestions. Because
today is Melbourne Cup Day.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
The horses are indeed on the track. They are fancy
name or not.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Are quite playing some of the names. I think something
kicking up? That was? That was an oh? I like that?
I like that. I think some of the names chosen
by breeders and trainers are purely designed to mess with
race calls. There is no doubt for it, and there
(01:01):
have been some real stinkers, passing wind being one of them.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, what about hoof hearted? Hoof like horses hoof because hearted?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Because you've got to say it so fast, flat fleet feet.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's what's cruel.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Hope, never one sofa can fast. Don't say it fast.
That would have tripped a few.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well where the fox hat also is another one designed
to mess with If you Google were the fox hat.
There is a very funny video clip that's flit around
for years and years and years.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
One of the early ones.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
One of the most dangerous jobs in the world is
to be a race caller. Ha ha ha is another one,
ha ha ha scratchy bum about fifty shades of hay.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I do remember why kikamukt that was a famous that
was he was a pretty famous.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well I never know which what they are? What would
yours trotter?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay, So in the interest of you know, we're learning
new stuff. I think I'm going with old dog new tricks.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Mine would be Mine would be not gonna make it,
five lengths back from the pack, not gonna make it.
That's that's how I feel most days, A lot, a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I like that, Carolyn, and your kind says, my horse's
name would be who stole my chocolate?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I like that, who stole my chocolate?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Uh? What other ones have we got there? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Who?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Brewers group? Do you enjoy a beer or two? Darren
from Pierra Waters?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
All right, give us yours, let's let's go to Belden. Matt.
Good morning, Hey, Hey, Matt, what's your what's your name?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yes, I'll go with.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Maybe David hasselhos. Oh my god, you've set the ba.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Boy. That's all right, well done, Matt. Oh. I like
that he's set himself up well for well, not not
not a winning ticket, but three hundred dollars to spend
it wizard pharmacy. That's clever.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
That's very good, Thank you, Matt.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
All right, that's what you're competing against with everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, well, Terry on the text says what about Mayo?
Because Mayo naise.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh, there's one I'm glad that I've read before I
read it out loud. Peter, Oh, there's a few that
I think I better pre read. Let's just to the phone,
shall we? Nikki and Avery? Hello you doing? What would
you your name?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What's your name? On the track?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Hoof hearted?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yes, yes, we we we we touched on that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That is that it's a South African horse.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's a real stinker, really, Yes, a horse.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Raced in race. I remember when it was racing. Hasn't raced.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I thought I'd come up with a really great plan.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Apparently not. All the other horses were very keen to
be in front of it.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Put it that way, yes, absolutely, no, thank you. Better
put a bob each way on it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I guess if it's I don't know, I who've hearted
is still running, might have been retired out pasture, but oh, yes,
you know it's it's.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It's one of the one of the better names. Someone
has said here along the same lines as Pony Soprano,
which is our favorite so far. Al Palomino as in Caino,
get it.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Darren and ellen Brook said bittersweet symphony m.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Michelle from.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Not massive attack, Yeah, mass attacks.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Massive attack Michelle from Ellenbrook after two knee replacements. My
horse name would be Cantonese.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Gets a winnie and a snort.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Got a nay, but you know it's not really a nae.
It's a yay.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Chris on the text says, with a slang term for
a horse being a nag, i'd call mind the wife
methinks you're not You're.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Not on a winner today.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
No, no, no, you are definitely not.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Tim said Al Capony.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I like that. I like that horse. Yes. Mark in Kingsley, Hello, morning, Mark,
Hello Gord.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
What would it be?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Look?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Everyone calls me pretty So I've been known as gitchy
pretty because I'm always going to get scratched.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
The race also never started.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It you pretty?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I like it? I like it.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, that doesn't all go well for a race.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Thank you, Mar, Thank you Mar.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Don't make me repeat myself.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I don't want something else that happens to better pauses.
You grow hairs on your chins, so mine would be
if you see something, say something.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
We've had a few bad names this morning because it
is cup day and the trumpet is still going to
get this. Two's hearts to the.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Thing.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
It'd be a false start, would come back start again.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Now we've been taking your calls and texts on what
would your racehorse name be? Jenny and Bateman, Hello morning, Jenny, Hello,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
What would it be?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Jen?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Well, it would be when I get called all the time, Jenny,
j j E n E I g h after Forrest
Gump you Jena, and.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Especially on this day of course it works with Nay,
it's brilliant.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Thank you Jed, thank you Jenni
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