November 30, 2025 • 7 mins
Inspired by producer Suzy's current predicament - she has a fly up her nose, Lisa & Russell opened the phone and text lines to ask about your tales of nostril obstructions. We heard everything from lego, to ear plugs. Tune in for this hilarious chat.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And Lisa. I was reading in the West on the
weekend that he's back.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Next week from the.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Nastiest guy that you've ever seen, Ted Bullpitch.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yes, worst that was. No, that was a different brand.
That was Peebo. Wasn't it was Louise Martine either either one.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Of those words. It wasn't Ted Bullpitch.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Doing you would it might be, but you need you'll
need cans of whatever you can get your hands on,
because we're in the grip of the worst fly plague
in living.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Memory, back to pre dung beet all days that so
like thanks to the wet winter, like the summers of
the eighties. Yes, there's just there's just too much for
the dung beetle to deal with.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
There were heaps out on the weekend. I was outdoors
on the weekend and there were just heaps of the things.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Producer Susi's with us. She can testify to this because
tell us what's up your nose?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yes, can can firm they were out and about on
the weekend. I was playing cricket yesterday, in the middle
of batting, had a drinks break and as I'm trying
to take a sip of water, a fly has gone
up my nose and can confirm it's still there right now.
I haven't been able to get it out. Yeah, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
So she just leaned into the microphone shop. There it
is still buzzing around in your nostrils.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Just switched nostrils and.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I need to go get some sailine today. I can't
feel it. It's like frendous individually, but I've got that
pressure between my eyebrowser That's how I know it's still
up there.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh that is y kidding. Melanie in Woodridge has When
we were kids back in the eighties, our neighbors kids
and us were having a competition to see who could
fit the most tic TACs at one nostril, and Tash,
all of seven years old, stuck ten in and managed
to get the record. Yeah Tash, but she could only
(01:57):
get eight out. Ten went in eight k out and
she had to go to the doctors and get the
other two melted out.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Somehow, I never would have thought of doing that.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Is tick takes up your nose? No really no.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Sorry, Sheltered childhood obviously.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Got ten. That's impressive.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
All right, well, flies tic TACs?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What else? What else got stuck? Up your nose.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Titian Maddington had a double fly situation on the weekend
playing golf in Bumbria. Fly flew up her nose and
in one went in her mouth at the same time,
and she had no choice but to swallow.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh good, double choke on the golf course.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But it's not all about flies. We're talking about things
up noses. We've had a couple of bean backall bean
bag balls, bean bag balls. Yeah, Christy's daughter put the
little white bean bag balls up her nose, and so
did Dot in River. Belle's son bean bag balls stuck
up his nose accident, Yes, you hope to Neil her
(03:02):
son when he was about two or three, got a
lego man hand up his nose. He had to go
to the doctor, had to get it removed.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Couldn't put their own finger up there.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
And just such a tiny little nostril book, so you
couldn't fit a whole lego man up there, just his hand.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Dear o me.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Julie is in South Perth. All right, Julie, what went
up your nose or was it somebody else's? Are you
calling in for a friend?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
No calling, I'm calling for me. Yes, I was about
the age of about three, outside gardening with my dad,
and I stuffed the green strawberry up my nostril.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Right up.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
There is a green strawberry, just an unripe strawberry, or is.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
It a y o unripe strawberry?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
If it had a little pebble, yes, if it had,
if it had been read at least it might have,
you know, mushed up a little bit and stuck up there.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Strawberry come out of smoothie.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Knew you were going to see that line out a
few Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It opened.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
It didn't leave any seeds in there, did it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Didn't sprout some new ones?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Well, I do have some sprouts going out my ease
at the moment.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes, thank you very much, you too, thanks for fessing up.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Not surprisingly, there's a bit of lego going on, Matt.
Matt and several Grove said when my son was too
he put a lego diamond up his nose. Took the
same digging for diamonds to the next level hospital visit
was required to be removed.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Dear Aaron in East Cannington, what's up your nose?
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Oh good guys, it wasn't actually me. It was a
guy that worked with a couple of years ago and
about twenty fourteen, we just finished a fiveway swinger at
the airport and dirty bugger had dropp their belly if
you know what I mean, and made the room stink
and Nith was like, coh, jeez, that's really bad. And
I just happened to have a set of stuffed earplugs
(05:09):
in my top pocket from them the shift before, and
I threw them at him and I was like, here
is that bad sickas in your nose, And then he
saw his reflection in the mirror, started to laugh and
then give it the old.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
It went right to the back of the Nagels cavity.
It was funny as hell because of course then then
the panic ensued. He's like, oh, I can't breeze. I was, well,
you stop talking, you can breathe.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Because at first that didn't sound like a bad idea.
That sounded like quite but just one wrong snort and
all right, thank you very much, thanks for dobin your
made unless you didn't mention their name.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
All right on the tack.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
In warm Berth says my brother in law told me
to snort a frozen pea film. Oh my be I
did it? Got stuck and it swelled up. Oh no, anyway,
it came out eventually. Norelle and Allenbrook, Hello, good morning.
(06:22):
He went up the nose and got stuck.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
There.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
My little sister, we were young, yes, and I believe
we were playing at my nana's house and she found
one of those slater bugs, you know, the gray bugs
that curl up. Yes, she popped one of those up
her nose and we couldn't get it out, and mom
didn't know what to do, so she took her to
the doctor and the doctor said, crunch and blow a
(06:49):
bit of more.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Team wouldn't do the job.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Crunch and blow.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
No, apparently not.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And it would have stunk too.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't remember the rest of the details I remember.
I'm just remember the doctor saying, crunching.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Blow down, God, and the poor little thing would have
been panicking up there.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Yes, I don't mind the slader.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
What about Norrell's sister? Thanks to take that E
And Lisa. I was reading in the West on the
weekend that he's back.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Next week from the.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Nastiest guy that you've ever seen, Ted Bullpitch.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yes, worst that was. No, that was a different brand.
That was Peebo. Wasn't it was Louise Martine either either one.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Of those words. It wasn't Ted Bullpitch.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Doing you would it might be, but you need you'll
need cans of whatever you can get your hands on,
because we're in the grip of the worst fly plague
in living.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Memory, back to pre dung beet all days that so
like thanks to the wet winter, like the summers of
the eighties. Yes, there's just there's just too much for
the dung beetle to deal with.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
There were heaps out on the weekend. I was outdoors
on the weekend and there were just heaps of the things.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Producer Susi's with us. She can testify to this because
tell us what's up your nose?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yes, can can firm they were out and about on
the weekend. I was playing cricket yesterday, in the middle
of batting, had a drinks break and as I'm trying
to take a sip of water, a fly has gone
up my nose and can confirm it's still there right now.
I haven't been able to get it out. Yeah, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
So she just leaned into the microphone shop. There it
is still buzzing around in your nostrils.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Just switched nostrils and.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I need to go get some sailine today. I can't
feel it. It's like frendous individually, but I've got that
pressure between my eyebrowser That's how I know it's still
up there.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh that is y kidding. Melanie in Woodridge has When
we were kids back in the eighties, our neighbors kids
and us were having a competition to see who could
fit the most tic TACs at one nostril, and Tash,
all of seven years old, stuck ten in and managed
to get the record. Yeah Tash, but she could only
(01:57):
get eight out. Ten went in eight k out and
she had to go to the doctors and get the
other two melted out.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Somehow, I never would have thought of doing that.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Is tick takes up your nose? No really no.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Sorry, Sheltered childhood obviously.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Got ten. That's impressive.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
All right, well, flies tic TACs?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What else? What else got stuck? Up your nose.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Titian Maddington had a double fly situation on the weekend
playing golf in Bumbria. Fly flew up her nose and
in one went in her mouth at the same time,
and she had no choice but to swallow.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh good, double choke on the golf course.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But it's not all about flies. We're talking about things
up noses. We've had a couple of bean backall bean
bag balls, bean bag balls. Yeah, Christy's daughter put the
little white bean bag balls up her nose, and so
did Dot in River. Belle's son bean bag balls stuck
up his nose accident, Yes, you hope to Neil her
(03:02):
son when he was about two or three, got a
lego man hand up his nose. He had to go
to the doctor, had to get it removed.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Couldn't put their own finger up there.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
And just such a tiny little nostril book, so you
couldn't fit a whole lego man up there, just his hand.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Dear o me.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Julie is in South Perth. All right, Julie, what went
up your nose or was it somebody else's? Are you
calling in for a friend?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
No calling, I'm calling for me. Yes, I was about
the age of about three, outside gardening with my dad,
and I stuffed the green strawberry up my nostril.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Right up.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
There is a green strawberry, just an unripe strawberry, or is.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
It a y o unripe strawberry?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
If it had a little pebble, yes, if it had,
if it had been read at least it might have,
you know, mushed up a little bit and stuck up there.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Strawberry come out of smoothie.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Knew you were going to see that line out a
few Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It opened.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
It didn't leave any seeds in there, did it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Didn't sprout some new ones?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Well, I do have some sprouts going out my ease
at the moment.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes, thank you very much, you too, thanks for fessing up.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Not surprisingly, there's a bit of lego going on, Matt.
Matt and several Grove said when my son was too
he put a lego diamond up his nose. Took the
same digging for diamonds to the next level hospital visit
was required to be removed.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Dear Aaron in East Cannington, what's up your nose?
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Oh good guys, it wasn't actually me. It was a
guy that worked with a couple of years ago and
about twenty fourteen, we just finished a fiveway swinger at
the airport and dirty bugger had dropp their belly if
you know what I mean, and made the room stink
and Nith was like, coh, jeez, that's really bad. And
I just happened to have a set of stuffed earplugs
(05:09):
in my top pocket from them the shift before, and
I threw them at him and I was like, here
is that bad sickas in your nose, And then he
saw his reflection in the mirror, started to laugh and
then give it the old.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
It went right to the back of the Nagels cavity.
It was funny as hell because of course then then
the panic ensued. He's like, oh, I can't breeze. I was, well,
you stop talking, you can breathe.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Because at first that didn't sound like a bad idea.
That sounded like quite but just one wrong snort and
all right, thank you very much, thanks for dobin your
made unless you didn't mention their name.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
All right on the tack.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
In warm Berth says my brother in law told me
to snort a frozen pea film. Oh my be I
did it? Got stuck and it swelled up. Oh no, anyway,
it came out eventually. Norelle and Allenbrook, Hello, good morning.
(06:22):
He went up the nose and got stuck.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
There.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
My little sister, we were young, yes, and I believe
we were playing at my nana's house and she found
one of those slater bugs, you know, the gray bugs
that curl up. Yes, she popped one of those up
her nose and we couldn't get it out, and mom
didn't know what to do, so she took her to
the doctor and the doctor said, crunch and blow a
(06:49):
bit of more.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Team wouldn't do the job.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Crunch and blow.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
No, apparently not.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And it would have stunk too.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't remember the rest of the details I remember.
I'm just remember the doctor saying, crunching.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Blow down, God, and the poor little thing would have
been panicking up there.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Yes, I don't mind the slader.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
What about Norrell's sister? Thanks to take that E
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