November 9, 2025 • 8 mins
There was an incident at Lesmurdie-Mazenod Cricket Club last week involving a cracked windscreen -Lisa & Rusell had the the victim and the perp talk it out on air. Inspired by this tall tale, the guys opened the phone and text lines to ask about your broken windows. Tune in for a good giggle.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, most have done it, although we can't think of
a time that I.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Have done it, that I've broken a window. We want
to talk about how you broke a window or indeed
a wind screen this morning. Yes, it has been brought
to our attention. But last week there was an incident
at Lesmurdy Mas Not Cricket Club involving J Division cap
That's not.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Like J Gray is it. That's different?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Involving J Division captain Neil and teammate Travis, also known
as Victim and culprit, Breaky and Breaker. But there's lots
of mystery about exactly what went down, so we're going
to find out now, and we welcome, first of all
to the phone Neil the victim.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Good morning, Good morning, Neil.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Good.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We do have Travis on the line ready to join
us in a moment explaining, but we would like to
hear your story first.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
No problems? Well, usual Thursday night training. I was filming
the fielding drills out in the middle there and they
hadn't realized that slogger Carter.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Was having hit the net and slogger Carda.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
And I noticed was a few like running around where
the cars were parked there and and Travy came over
and mentioned just asked me did I have a crack
at my windscreen already? And ride across my windscreen and
scends out that Carla decided to hit a few balls
out of the nets and managed to hit my windscreen.
So thanks very much.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We didn't get for nothing, no, I.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Know, but it was very kind. He brought me a
stubby after the after training and said that you go, mate,
that'll that should just about cover it tight, as tight
as I would have thought, maybe a six pack, but
one stubby was all I got.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
All right, do I go anywhere?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Neil?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I think we probably should bring slogger traveling on slogger
Carter into the equation.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Good morning, your honors.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
In my defense, I.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Am a slogger. Yeah, And anyone who's fool enough to
park their car within radius of the nets is really
kind of asking for it themselves. And to be fair,
what was I supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
My son was bowling?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
It was it was my last ball that I was
facing in the nets. Of course I'm going to have
a go at it and look. And then I went
over and told Neil, you know, there's a tiny little
crack in his wind screen. By the time we get
back to the clubhouse for a few juice boxes, he
sat on the windscreen and spread it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Halfway across the darn thing.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, I don't think so. I think it's there to say.
If I had to park the car in the nets
on the off side, there's no chance it was going
to get hit, mate.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But look, I'm not here to take sides.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I've tried to work out where legally we stand here, Travis.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I feel that you would there would be more sympathy
for your case if you didn't come at it with
a sort of blaming Neil type, from a blaming Neil angle.
You've come straight in with the did you already have
a crack in your windscreen? They're accused him of sitting
on it.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
We we train, we trained to, you know, prepare for games, right,
And on the weekend I hit a couple of sixers.
I fulfilled my.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Beauty as I did, got the job job.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I did what one there to do, and I figure
Thursday night's training was all part of it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Didn't you say that your son was batting as well?
Because I think you missed a golden opportunity to blame
the kid.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Perhaps, No, No, he was bowling.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I think he's got to accept some of the blamers. Well,
he's going to put little dollies on my leg?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, what could you do?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Not when they're offered.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Understand I do not understand what you were saying.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, well, all I can say is one stubby is
not going to cover. I mean, if you're hitting sixers,
that's a six pack minimum.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
We're not gonna We're not gonna solve it here today.
I hope, I hope everything's okay at the club and
there's no sort of residual.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Not too much animal.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
SUSI.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
We're going to fall back to us, how guys, all right, boys,
thank you very much for joining us.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Thank you go away and have a stubby together and
just sort it out in your own time.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Dear, I feel like it wasn't Travis' first time.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
He was He was too quick with the story. No
exactly broken any windows lately.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Paul and Judler, Hello, Good.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Morning, Paul morning, Happy Monday, Happy Monday.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
I used to work for a pair of identical twins
that did scrap metal farm clean ups. Yes, and I
used to go there saturdays and make sinkers like it's
had the molds and the lead from the roof sheeting
the ceiling. And to keep Max entertained, they used to
put some cars aside, like ones that were still whole
(05:06):
and complete, and he'd break all the windows of the
golf club just for a bit of fun, to keep
him entertained. Yes, And one day there was an E. K.
Holden station wagon there that'd come off a far good
nick and that, and I said, well, you better go
ask him if you can break it, and he goes, Yep, no,
worries don't know anything about it. But he'd asked the
(05:27):
wrong identical twin, got the wrong one, and someone.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Had actually put that pair. One of the semi drivers
that picked the stuff up had actually kept it like
without racking it.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
He wanted it.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
So he's coming, and he'd broken all the headlights, car lights,
every windscreen like front, back sides, everything, the whole lot
o car. Oh no, yeah, yes, yeah, nical you couldn't.
(06:01):
They even spoke the same, even their voices. Everything that
would just complete the identical.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Imagine walking out and seeing some blow go smash, she's
got a golf club going.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Yeah, It's just something that kept him entertained because you
didn't really want him machinery and could put it in
the corner and.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Healthy to me, like one of those one of those
places where you can smash stuff up.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I want to go to one of those.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Just make sure you have the right one, going to
the shop next.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
To exactly kind of like that, thanksball.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, they call it a destruction room or something. Yeah,
goggled up and safety and clothes, and then you just
smash the Bejesus out of old TVs and stuff, or.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You can just get one of those clown things that
you're hit and it bouncers straight back up again. Very
very frustrated. But just something about a window that's just
a little bit more satisfying, isn't there?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Gina In Two Rocks, My girlfriend and I were driving
home in South Perth many years ago near the zoo
and a pelican flew into the wind screen. We screamed
it was stuck. I saw guys playing soccer, drove to them.
They got it out, wrapped it in a blanket, and
I drove it to the twenty four hour vet that
was outside the zoo property. I had night terrace for years.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Imagine what the pelican had hope, I hope the pelican
was okay.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well it sounds like it was.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Would have made a mess, Yeah, it would have been
like Fabio's face when he was on the on the
roller coaster all those years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well, Wayne in South Perth was the guard on a
tour bus driving from Greece to Turkey when the windscreen
suddenly shattered. Lucky for him he had a book in
front of his face at the time and.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It kept the glass off. The old guide book had
the old Lonely Planet.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Let's go to Kelly and Canning Vale.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Hello Kelly, Kelly.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
What what did you do? How'd you do it?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh? Well, I have three young boys, so I've actually
got multiple stories. We've had balls breaking windows. We've had
a plastic lion get thrown at a couch and ricochet
and smash a window. We had three broken windows in
two months and that was seven hundred and.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Fifty dollars three boys or was it.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
No, it was the same child, our two year old.
At that stage. We also had a golf a plastic
golf club, and broke our TV. Yeah, so I think
we've got a few broken windows in our future as well.
All sports lovers.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yes, do you have a glazier on speed dogs?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
We have actually saved it on our phone him a
few times.
Well, most have done it, although we can't think of
a time that I.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Have done it, that I've broken a window. We want
to talk about how you broke a window or indeed
a wind screen this morning. Yes, it has been brought
to our attention. But last week there was an incident
at Lesmurdy Mas Not Cricket Club involving J Division cap
That's not.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Like J Gray is it. That's different?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Involving J Division captain Neil and teammate Travis, also known
as Victim and culprit, Breaky and Breaker. But there's lots
of mystery about exactly what went down, so we're going
to find out now, and we welcome, first of all
to the phone Neil the victim.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Good morning, Good morning, Neil.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Good.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We do have Travis on the line ready to join
us in a moment explaining, but we would like to
hear your story first.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
No problems? Well, usual Thursday night training. I was filming
the fielding drills out in the middle there and they
hadn't realized that slogger Carter.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Was having hit the net and slogger Carda.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
And I noticed was a few like running around where
the cars were parked there and and Travy came over
and mentioned just asked me did I have a crack
at my windscreen already? And ride across my windscreen and
scends out that Carla decided to hit a few balls
out of the nets and managed to hit my windscreen.
So thanks very much.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We didn't get for nothing, no, I.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Know, but it was very kind. He brought me a
stubby after the after training and said that you go, mate,
that'll that should just about cover it tight, as tight
as I would have thought, maybe a six pack, but
one stubby was all I got.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
All right, do I go anywhere?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Neil?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I think we probably should bring slogger traveling on slogger
Carter into the equation.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Good morning, your honors.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
In my defense, I.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Am a slogger. Yeah, And anyone who's fool enough to
park their car within radius of the nets is really
kind of asking for it themselves. And to be fair,
what was I supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
My son was bowling?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
It was it was my last ball that I was
facing in the nets. Of course I'm going to have
a go at it and look. And then I went
over and told Neil, you know, there's a tiny little
crack in his wind screen. By the time we get
back to the clubhouse for a few juice boxes, he
sat on the windscreen and spread it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Halfway across the darn thing.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, I don't think so. I think it's there to say.
If I had to park the car in the nets
on the off side, there's no chance it was going
to get hit, mate.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But look, I'm not here to take sides.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I've tried to work out where legally we stand here, Travis.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I feel that you would there would be more sympathy
for your case if you didn't come at it with
a sort of blaming Neil type, from a blaming Neil angle.
You've come straight in with the did you already have
a crack in your windscreen? They're accused him of sitting
on it.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
We we train, we trained to, you know, prepare for games, right,
And on the weekend I hit a couple of sixers.
I fulfilled my.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Beauty as I did, got the job job.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I did what one there to do, and I figure
Thursday night's training was all part of it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Didn't you say that your son was batting as well?
Because I think you missed a golden opportunity to blame
the kid.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Perhaps, No, No, he was bowling.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I think he's got to accept some of the blamers. Well,
he's going to put little dollies on my leg?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, what could you do?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Not when they're offered.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Understand I do not understand what you were saying.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, well, all I can say is one stubby is
not going to cover. I mean, if you're hitting sixers,
that's a six pack minimum.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
We're not gonna We're not gonna solve it here today.
I hope, I hope everything's okay at the club and
there's no sort of residual.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Not too much animal.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
SUSI.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
We're going to fall back to us, how guys, all right, boys,
thank you very much for joining us.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Thank you go away and have a stubby together and
just sort it out in your own time.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Dear, I feel like it wasn't Travis' first time.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
He was He was too quick with the story. No
exactly broken any windows lately.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Paul and Judler, Hello, Good.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Morning, Paul morning, Happy Monday, Happy Monday.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
I used to work for a pair of identical twins
that did scrap metal farm clean ups. Yes, and I
used to go there saturdays and make sinkers like it's
had the molds and the lead from the roof sheeting
the ceiling. And to keep Max entertained, they used to
put some cars aside, like ones that were still whole
(05:06):
and complete, and he'd break all the windows of the
golf club just for a bit of fun, to keep
him entertained. Yes, And one day there was an E. K.
Holden station wagon there that'd come off a far good
nick and that, and I said, well, you better go
ask him if you can break it, and he goes, Yep, no,
worries don't know anything about it. But he'd asked the
(05:27):
wrong identical twin, got the wrong one, and someone.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Had actually put that pair. One of the semi drivers
that picked the stuff up had actually kept it like
without racking it.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
He wanted it.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
So he's coming, and he'd broken all the headlights, car lights,
every windscreen like front, back sides, everything, the whole lot
o car. Oh no, yeah, yes, yeah, nical you couldn't.
(06:01):
They even spoke the same, even their voices. Everything that
would just complete the identical.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Imagine walking out and seeing some blow go smash, she's
got a golf club going.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Yeah, It's just something that kept him entertained because you
didn't really want him machinery and could put it in
the corner and.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Healthy to me, like one of those one of those
places where you can smash stuff up.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I want to go to one of those.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Just make sure you have the right one, going to
the shop next.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
To exactly kind of like that, thanksball.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, they call it a destruction room or something. Yeah,
goggled up and safety and clothes, and then you just
smash the Bejesus out of old TVs and stuff, or.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You can just get one of those clown things that
you're hit and it bouncers straight back up again. Very
very frustrated. But just something about a window that's just
a little bit more satisfying, isn't there?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Gina In Two Rocks, My girlfriend and I were driving
home in South Perth many years ago near the zoo
and a pelican flew into the wind screen. We screamed
it was stuck. I saw guys playing soccer, drove to them.
They got it out, wrapped it in a blanket, and
I drove it to the twenty four hour vet that
was outside the zoo property. I had night terrace for years.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Imagine what the pelican had hope, I hope the pelican
was okay.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well it sounds like it was.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Would have made a mess, Yeah, it would have been
like Fabio's face when he was on the on the
roller coaster all those years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well, Wayne in South Perth was the guard on a
tour bus driving from Greece to Turkey when the windscreen
suddenly shattered. Lucky for him he had a book in
front of his face at the time and.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It kept the glass off. The old guide book had
the old Lonely Planet.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Let's go to Kelly and Canning Vale.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Hello Kelly, Kelly.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
What what did you do? How'd you do it?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh? Well, I have three young boys, so I've actually
got multiple stories. We've had balls breaking windows. We've had
a plastic lion get thrown at a couch and ricochet
and smash a window. We had three broken windows in
two months and that was seven hundred and.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Fifty dollars three boys or was it.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
No, it was the same child, our two year old.
At that stage. We also had a golf a plastic
golf club, and broke our TV. Yeah, so I think
we've got a few broken windows in our future as well.
All sports lovers.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yes, do you have a glazier on speed dogs?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
We have actually saved it on our phone him a
few times.
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