August 19, 2025 • 30 mins
Lisa puts Russell through a quiz - puppies or kittens, Dockers or Eagles? Comedians Cam McLaren and Daniel Delby phone in from the Edinburgh Fringe to share tales from the festival. Lisa digs into Helen Mirren’s thoughts on future James Bond contenders and the guys opened the phones to ask, “What advice would you give your younger self”, and Barra drops by with stories of ill-fated money moves, a wardrobe mix-up involving Ben Cousins, and a strong warning to steer clear of Rumours Nightclub.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christadmine is powered by the iHeart app from ninety six
AIRVM to whenever You're listening Today this is Lisa and
Russell's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Coming up on the podcast today, we did a pop
quiz Q and A with Russell to get to know
him better. We're crossed to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with
local comedians and friends of our show, Cameron McLaren and
Daniel Delby.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We take calls on what your older self would tell
your younger self, and Barrett joined in on the topic
and shared some great stories about wardrobe malfunctions.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Reckon David Byrne would have had one of those in
that giant suit. But David Byrne has dismissed talk of
a Talking Heads reunion. Now, I know Russell is new,
but he's not really new because he was our drive
announcer and so most of us know him.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
But then there's a few that don't.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
There's a lot of hands, so you know, we're thinking
this morning we might we probably should just have a
bit of a general getting to know you.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm sorry, I'm not going to do it to Julie
Andrews and sink put on.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The spot is what you're saying yes.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
A bit of a.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Indeed, a bit of a pop quiz, all right, to
get to know Russell Clark.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Are you ready? These are pretty easy? Okay, simple, all right? Okay,
favorite band?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Favorite band? Actually I have three that I've really liked.
We just have a little bit of a ponder. Well,
I've always liked the police. I love the police.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Okay, is it the police or police? Now it is
a Germany question.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I would say, I don't be annoying for a hundred
you know either either. I never got but my favorite,
probably my favorite band at the moment is Steely Dan,
which is a little bit like yeah, I know, a
bit like the last bloke I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Do you have a favorite concert? Was it Steely Dan?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That was one of I've seen both of them. Yeah,
never got to see Elo. Unfortunately, Steely Dan was a
very pleasant surprise because when they came here, I thought, Gee,
these blokes are getting on a bit. Are they going
to sound as good as they did on the record?
And they were awesome? Well, they were awesome. See I
love the Stones. Such a great one I was surprised
(02:24):
by was a Billy Joel concert I went to once
because I like Billy John, the world's biggest Billy Joe
Fabit boy. He just played all the great songs and
put on a real show.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Did you go to Elton's farewell?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Not his farewell, but I saw him a few years back.
He was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I would rather he really came good for that last show.
Kittens or puppies?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Kittens, puppies, puppies.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Do you have any pets? Oh, you've got a dog?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Ruby Ruby.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
The ruby is an orange red.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
She was when she was younger. She's lightened out a
little now.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
They fade into more of a type of except after.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
When they've rolled on the wet grass on the oval,
like last night.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Favorite movie.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's tough. I just I don't know if I don't
know music, but it's really hard. I mean, I really.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Like The Godfather one, two or three?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Toss up between one and two? Yeah, definitely, Yeah, yeah,
I really like that. A little good Fellas, we see
a thing.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Murder horses heads in your bed, yes, yeah. Favorite place
in wa at this.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Time of morning, my bed.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
There are so many great places on the coast Inland.
I just I just love w a all right.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Favorite place overseas.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's a tough one. Yes, lucky enough? Well, yes, because
Bolivia would be probably one of my favorite places I've
ever been to. Yeah. Favorite food cheesecake, simple plain, don't
mess with it.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Baked or regular.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I don't mind it either. I just don't want all
that junk on it.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
No, no, no, no, cheesecake.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
What would you apart from obviously cheesecake, But what would
the rest of your death row last meal be?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh, that's it. I was just going to go cheesecake,
but two servings, because I don't care.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
What's going to do to me exactly? There are no
calories in the death right, all right?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Is that all?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Is that all you need to Eagles or dockers?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Eagles?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Eagles are quiet, still.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Quiet eagles and a quiet and a quiet West Perth supporter.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
And red or white wine or red.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Definitely we're going to get on very well.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Then.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Now we have a question. If your old self could tell.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Your young self the one, Yeah, the one, the one.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Now, your now self could tell your young self one thing,
one thing?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What would it be?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
She's hard to narrow it down to one, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Don't settle?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
How about it just a little bit better, I guess,
just a.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Little I would have told myself to buy two barbies,
keep one in the box.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
That's a good and yes, a play with one, sports cards,
footy cards.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, don't throw that stuff away.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
On the text, Matt and Sevilgrove says, I would tell
my younger self keep it in your pants.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Okay, and we won't got one. It's anonymous. Ladies.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Don't change your name when you get married, because when
the marriage breaks up, it's an absolute night mare to
change it.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
All bad, which is why some don't.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, yes, is up and thornly.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Hello, morning, good.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
What would your old self, older self tell your young self?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Grow thicker skin, but like issues and journeys and all
that go through, Like with I've gone through a number
of jobs. Friends come and go, they throw you under
the bus. But to have thicker skin and like you'll
get through it.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yep, yep. That's good advice.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
That's very good advice.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Good advice.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Thanks Zoe, Thank you, Zoe. Take that on board everybody.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, absolutely, shun.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That's a lesson.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Hello, hey here you going good? What would your your
older self tell your younger self?
Speaker 8 (06:41):
I'd say, this isn't a dress rehearsal, don't sweat the
small stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I love that This isn't a dress rehearsal.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That's a good one, I've got to say, Shane, I
actually had don't sweat the small stuff written down here
is one of my possible answers. Because if it passes,
doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Get out of the tattoo?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Could they spell it right? Because sweet? Because that could
go all wrong. Shine, and then that's a regret, couldn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Shine? This isn't a dress rehearsal.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
On the text lines, Aaron from East Kennington's got a
good one, Hey, young fella, don't sell the Tarana or
the seventy one gat falcon. No one ever thought that
that could be an investment back then, seventies. They'll be
worth five hundred k soon, probably the falcon a little more.
God would be worth anything now in time, Lisa, in time,
(07:41):
maybe quite some time, but in time.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Listen, June, Dana, what would your old self tell your
young self?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
I would have told my youngest self to buy a house.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yes, oh God, yes.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Yeah, yeah, I did that.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
She'd buy in my forties.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
I should have actually bought when I was in my twenties.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
But I'm glad I did it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
When I did it, who could have foreseen what it
would be like now.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well tried to tell me so many times, buy a
house by house. Once he gave me a brick wrapped
up with a bow, and so it was this little
hint to buy a house, and I was like, Nah,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I'm going to get me one one twenty y instead.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Joe in Mundaring, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
I'm a little bit more the mindful thing. I would
just be kinder to myself.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
That's for anything else, you know.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
I think our minds can be our worst enemies. And
if I could base myself, yeah, just be kinder to yourself.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah. It's hard sometimes, Joe, though, isn't it?
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
But it is, it is.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Yeah, But I think you know these days also we're
so much better at being aware of this sort of stuff. Yeah,
it should be reminded.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You sometimes we're a bit too kind to ourselves these days.
We let ourselves get away with a bit too much.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Why wise advice from wise Joe to maybe younger not
so wise Joe.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yes, but cautionary tail for anyone listening. Gail in Sonagra,
what would you have told your young self.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
To ask the question? Give a mess up on an
opportunity to ask a question because they can only say no.
And if you haven't asked a question, you won't know
whether you'll get what you're asking for.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You don't ask, you don't get is the same. I
believe that that.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Is something out of my motto to in my older
older life. I'm not old, but I'm old enough to
know the difference.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
But you asked the question because you're right.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
When we were young, we're so we were so shy
in asking a question.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
We didn't want to. You know.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, that's quite simple really now, but then not so you're.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Very young and you're still learning the ropes of life.
But yeah, as you get older, ask a question.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Thanks good advice.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
On the On the text, Janine and Waikiki, I can
relate to this. One would have told her young self,
don't give away the milk crate full of vinyls, O
milk crale.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Never. I never got rid of the vinyls.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I did.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Never did.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
CDs are better?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
They said, get rid of your vinyl They said, I'm rubbish.
I wish if some if the things I had, things
that I would order from you know, data records and
wait six months for it to arrive. From the UK
whatever remixed twelve inch wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I've got everything, Yeah, never got rid of us was
the same.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yes, never throw a thing out.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
More Lisa More Russell More podcast soon Barrows here and
his MIDWEK chat. He's already what some problems.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
He heard me say earlier that my lotto dream is
that as Burke and he thought I said something that.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Right, I did.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I wasn't sure what was one at that Yes, starts
with the letter in and we'll move on what is
it anyway?
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Thank you and the N word. I'll google that later,
not at the company, not on the conference company one. Yeah,
so you're going to.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Ask me what I would I heard you talking about
what We had.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
A lot of a lot of great responses to our
topic this morning. If you, if your old self could
ask your youngs, could tell your young self one thing,
what would it be?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Well?
Speaker 9 (11:46):
I had a good think about it on the way
in and apart from buying telling my man to buy
Google shares or maybe Apple or that story. You know
that store Amazon looks like a little bookstore.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
It's not. It's going to be huge.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Get involved, Get any any tech heads or nerds you
know who are working out of their garage. Get on board.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
Yeah, yeah, and don't get on board, don't don't spray
the nerds, or you become friends with nerds, I'll be
your boss eventually get into hair regrowth stuff early maybe
as well. But now what I would actually do is
i'd say stay away from rumors.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Stay away from rumors.
Speaker 10 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
If I had a quiet word with a young twenty
nine year old Barrow, I'd probably have to catch him
out in the front of just the club or yes
it is, I would have to catch him out in
the front of Rumor's nightclub at two am on a
Sunday morning.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
I get rock in a mullet club. Yeah, yes, smelling.
Speaker 9 (12:46):
Of brute thirty three Lisa gorgeous, and I have to
pull him aside.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
And go mate your renoir jacket.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It strikes me more as a blue stratos man.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
What was the what was the one with the sailboats
on it, the white one something?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, old spice, old spy. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
I would say mate, less rumors, more training, look for
chances to do what the other blokes are doing in
the team, like Woosher and Jacko and Muddy Waterman.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
And due f Hart. Because I was I was an
inaugural eagle.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
This is serious.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
I was close to playing in the historic ninety two
Grand Final. Should have could it woulda didn't. I was
wasn't doing the extra training. I was ordering and coke
at rumors.
Speaker 10 (13:32):
You know.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
On the drink cards they gave its.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Mouth it's a bloody, flaming sample, because I sure do.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
And the truth is, I didn't really actually realize how
big the premiership was going to be, so I should
have asked questions.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
No one actually told me this is going to be
a huge bar. I don't miss this.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I think inaugural, I know the first and.
Speaker 9 (13:57):
Now thirty three years later, people still talking about it.
You know it was legacy. I missed my place in history,
to tell you the truth, and there was a few of.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Us like that.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
But if they handed out brownlows for having a good
time at a nightclub, I would have won three.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
I would have gone back to back to back, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
No suspensions along the way.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
You ineligible, So young people, don't waste your shot. Do
the extras, ask more questions, leave rumors or the underground
before midnight.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Underground shots and take a shot.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
Do you ever go to the did you guys ever
go to the underground as well.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Every single weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I can't believe that I got out every week ever.
Try to find your way out of that joint. No,
I'll tell you what if they'd ever been a fire.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
There, exactly how it was like a rabbit warrant. The
other thing I'd tell young Barrel would be don't sell
your house. Never sell your house in Perth, particularly.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
If it's near the beach, just to buy another one.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:51):
And the other one was my Yelling Up story. Bloke
took us to Yelling Up in nineteen eighty four, Yelling
Up Hill. Yeah, and he said, stand on this hill.
This guy a multi millionaire from the Eagles, right. He said, listen, boys,
you should buy some should buy some land here.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's going to go.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
Well, there was only a few houses. And then I'm
thinking he's mad. It was like thirty.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Grand for a block, I know, right, And I think
I'm buying my two forty z dats and I want
to buy ADATs in two forty z with my.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Twelve thousand from the Eagles.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
I'm doing that And he goes, I'm telling you, and
you know what those blocks are worth now?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Two million?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Million with nothing with the capital m yeah, and there was.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
It would have been as easy as just okay for
two years put your footy payments into that and you
would have had a block and you wouldn't do you.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Have opportunities like that? You had financial opportunities.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Everybody does.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Well, just yeah, let me consult my list.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yes, barah, I am not a sensible person when it
comes to buddy.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
We're here exactly, still working, still working? Yeah, did you
thinking of working? Yeah? I did because I know and
I remember when I first came back to Perth many
many years ago. You did breakfast with the man who
wants to be premire? Yes, yes, I remember that. The
radio station. Yeah yeah, yeah, you brought that up. And mate,
(16:15):
what so you would have had to do a lot
of juggling you were in TV you're doing? Yeah? How family?
Speaker 9 (16:22):
How did you have a super understanding? You've got a
super understanding.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I'm very lucky.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
But work hard, but don't miss your kids growing up.
That's the main bit. I think you've done that too.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
And you know, one thing I did have is advice
about like any opportunity to get to drive them somewhere,
do it, like you know, with their friends without their
friends to be part of their life.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Try to drive them to school if you can. I
know you do that.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Well, mine's one of mine's on l plates now, so.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
But don't rush into letting her drive and own just
say it, because I don't have much choice.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
We have the pressure. We had this discussion. The pressure
is like I want to get behind the wheel.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, yeah, have you had your foot on the imaginary brake?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Absolutely right, full in the wheel, Get out.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Doing it now. The handbrake in my car is one
of those little button things now, like once upon a time,
you know, you couldn't.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
An electric car or something.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
It is.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
It's just one of the little I've seen that.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's not like the big handbreak that you used to have.
I don't do them anymore. It must be rich.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
But I'll give you one tip, though.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Make them sit in the front seat with you in
the passenger seat, because it's something about sitting next to
each other that makes them open up, particularly girls I
see driving the school Like some of the stuff my
daughter told me Madison, I didn't want to really know,
to be honest, but you just sit there and listen.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I think as an observer of the parenting. I think
that is amazing advanced drive where you can with them
because you have great it's in the car that's fantastic.
This quickly message for Barra on the text from Nicki
and Mount Rashon. She says, Bara, Nicki, I can vouch
for you staying away from rumors.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
As secretary of the Perth Football Club.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
At the same time, we spent a lot of time
at rumors with many a fun, messy night and then
she said I won't tell secrets.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
So no, definitely, thank you, Nicky, you for not telling
too many secrets. There should be a plark at the
front there that says something like no, something like here
lies a nearly great footy career.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
I want to talk about wardrobe malfunctions.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
A cautionary tale from Ellie Moulton and a South Australian influencer.
I think that they don't get themselves in trouble. They
can She was at an event the other night. She
had a long scarf on and it got it. She
got her car to drive home and she's posted removing
your nextcars before entering or operating any heavy machinery alongside
a photo of a really heavy duty friction burn around
(19:03):
her neck because.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
The scarf got tangled underneath the car. She said in
Elie dicapitated myself. This is no joke. Have you guys
heard of Isadora Duncan.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yes, the dancer back from the twenties, and she got
her her scarf got caught up in the axle of
the car and she was killed.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
That's going to leave a scar, don't you think.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
That is a really that's a really little heavy duty
friction burn.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
I wonder how they reacted when that happened. It must
have been horrific because she would have got pulled backwards,
rapping scar.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Yeah. Yeah, it would have been very scared.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
Release scar.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Have you had a wardrobe mouth? That's quite the malfunction.
Speaker 9 (19:38):
Have you actually along those lines? I mean I've had
plenty I could go into, but we haven't got time
a tound of seven. I remember when Neil Brooks actually
one time he rocked up on air with a black
shirt and a black.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Tie for the news, right, and he looked like a gangster,
remember Brooksy.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Yeah, And during the ad break, the boss rank I
saw it and rang up and said tell Neil to
get that stupid shirt off, said to race out during
the ad break and pull on a white shirt and
get a different tie, because he actually did look like
a gangster.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
But my story was I nearly I nearly choked it.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Will.
Speaker 9 (20:13):
I sort of had a wardrobe malfunction at seven one
day because I was running late. And where my wardrobe
is it's right next to Ben Cousins. Yes, I've grabbed
some gear. Different, that's not where I'm going. I can
see what you're thinking, but yes, different, that's right. So
(20:35):
I've grabbed the wrong jacket and I've had the wrong
shirt on, but I didn't put the tie on until
I got in the studio and he's like, I got
a fat neck, right, I got no neck, and he's
got this beautiful neck.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
Right.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
So I'm trying to do it up and it's like
and they said, you can't go back out. You're going
to have to read like that. So I was like,
Kermit the frog.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Frog was a hunched over to try and give yourself
a little bit of breathing space. And his jacket so
I was like, I was like the Hulk that on
tape somewhere we will see this.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Ben has a beautiful, delicate swan neck. It's what I'm
taking away from this mate.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
He's a good looking man. It's good to he burrows
my ties there all the time. It's me bloody type.
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otherwise it becomes something else. I completely agree.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Because is this just changing something for the sake?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yes, yes, I completely agree. I mean it's a pretty
simple equation. If Bond's a woman, it's not James Bond.
If it's Jane Bond, then it's double O someone.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Else and make a different movie for exactly. There has
been so much speculation about the next James Bond after
Daniel Craig left the role in twenty twenty one. I've
been team address Elba since the get.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Go before I left the first time.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Some say they're taking so long to decide he's just
about aged out of the running, but I strongly disagree.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I think it just can still be bond. Have you
any thoughts on a Bond any? Not really, I'm almost right.
I think a part of me thinks I should just
retire the character, not while.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
There's still money to be made. That's much more money
than ever it does.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I'm glad I've got my David Burn tickets for next
January lockdown He's at the Arena on January twenty seven,
because he has once again dismissed the idea of a
full blown Talking Heads reunion, saying that would be quote unquote.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
A fool's error.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I agree with him.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, David's opened up. It's like Bond is Bond and
Talking Heads?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah maybe David Heads when they were on Know was next.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
All you Know you wanted reformed since nineteen eighty four,
other than some weird, brief little thing in twenty twenty three,
But David's opened up about the prospect of a comeback
during a new interview with The Times, reflecting on fifty
years since the band first formed and the hopes fans
have that they will get back together following their split
in nineteen ninety one. He says, on a practical level,
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trying to recreate the feeling that people had when they
were in their early twenties, that's the fools, errand and besides,
I'm really enjoying what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
And plus the chances are he'd actually fit into that
suit now. So one thing, I won't be able to
dance like he used to.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
But one thing I love about David Berners. He has
really evolved. You know, his music has has even I
couldn't wait to see him in January.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Oh and here we go, two Florida man stories in
one week. What a day will be alive. We you
have to give this Florida amount a solid bee for effort.
Mark Anthony Taylor Junior attempted to cash a fake one
million dollar check at a Florida.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Bank under an assumed name, just to cover his place.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Taylor's goal was to get the money from the check
before the bank detected it was fraudulent.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
He didn't get the money, that is.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Taylor was pretty quickly arrested and charged with multiple offenses,
including attempting to fraudulently obtain property of fifty thousand dollars
or more and uttering a false instrument. What's uttering a
false instrument? Is that legal speak for talking a big
old loaner. Bunkum and investigators noted that Taylor has a
history of fraudulent transactions and is suspected of running similar
(24:36):
scams all over Florida.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
You've got to admire his hootz, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
But every time he does it, they're on him.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
No, he's I mean he doesn't everyone walk into a
bank with a million dollar check?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Did he really think the tailor was not going to
do a little double tape?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I mean that's like, you know, walking into a server
or something like that.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
And thank you, Florida man.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Dear well, two of our favorite boys, Cam McLaren and
Daniel Delby are at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival right now.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
On the other side of the world.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Isn't it somewhere you've always wanted to go?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
It is for me, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, So we
thought we'd check in with them and see what it's
like being there.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
Good morning, everyone, So have you got.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
How many times have you gone over to the Edinburgh
Fringe Festival.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
Now this is my second. Delby is now pretty much
a proll at this.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Yeah, got my third year with my solo.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Shows because it's one of those places one I did.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
An apprenticeship and just come and checked it out and
realized that without your own show, we are a third
world country and you just lose thousands of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
We didn't realize Australian money is not worth anything until
we got here.
Speaker 10 (25:52):
Yeah, it just beats our dollar into submission, Yes it does.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Edinburgh is one of those places Ossi Ossie, comedians and
performers of all types have wanted to go to and
have been going to for years and years. Now it's
a realm. It's a mecca, isn't it a mecca?
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Totally totally and it's so magical too. There's so many
right now we're looking at Edinburgh Castle like it's we're
in Harry Potter right crazy. All the biggest acts in
the world are here. We found out that it's the
third biggest ticketed event on the planet. So it goes
like the Pigs the World Cup.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
I can believe that. What So what big names have
you seen.
Speaker 10 (26:42):
From hear what he's saying we both went for the
same joke.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
There, don't step on the other blokes joke.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
Speaking of Stamp, Yeah, we went to Stamptown. I don't
know if Cam said that Stamptown last night was incredible.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Stamp like filattery whatever, it's gone.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
Stamp like an envelope, stamp stamp down. It was like
it was incredible.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Yeah, unbelievable. The best show I've ever seen lives. So
if you ever hear of that, go see that.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
All right, we'll note that one.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
All right, Okay, we've done some crazy stuff over here,
will We ended up going to the Scottish football Yeah,
like it wildlight being at the FRIO games, Like it's
the same old people yelling like stop picking the backwoods.
It long like we're the same people everywhere across the planet.
Were different sports, same audience.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Different accents, but whay way more.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
Friendly at our footy crowds than at these footy crowds.
Oh really just yeah, just for like a memento, we
bought a ranger's beanie and everyone told us to take
it off as soon as we left.
Speaker 8 (27:44):
So wow, Yeah, it was a bit bit spicy to
enter a three hundred year war.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, the crosstown rivalry there is just a little hotter
than it is here.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
It puts the Derby the shame, that's for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yeah, what what shows are you doing? You doing the confessional?
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Yes, yes, so the confessional has pretty been gone every
single night. Some of the confessions we've been getting here
is absolutely insane. Scottish people really know how to party. Yes,
we found some of my awesome months for the radio.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Though.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
We had a dentist in the other night who accidentally
pulled out the wrong tooth and telling the patient she
just put it back in the mouth because she reckons it.
It takes like a month for him to notice the
tooth is dead anyway.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
Oh no, yeah, it's a good way for her to
repeat business.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Well, look the other one's gone too.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Have a lot about the NHS. I suppose as well.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I suppose so here you had Tim Tams that you show.
What are you doing over there?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Are Walker's short bread?
Speaker 8 (28:44):
We were doing short bread, but no one wants it
because we're also getting buck Fast. Have you had that?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
No?
Speaker 8 (28:51):
It the UK people, it's so butck Fast has got
too much caffeine and alcohol per leader to be sold
any other than this little island. Okay, it's a very
strong drink. It's it's made by monks though from Scotland.
We'll know exactly what buck fast is. It's a it's iconic.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It's often taken at Rangers games.
Speaker 10 (29:13):
Apparently there is a saying that goes with it. It's
buck Fast gets you drunk fast.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
I can.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
No wonder, no wonder. They love it.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Well, we miss you, have a wonderful safe time, keep
warm and we'll see you when you get back to town.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah, it's just go easy on the Buckfast.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
It's not red Bull, and don't try and get it
back into a customs.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
They're not actual weeks. It's giving you okay, are.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
You too, Daniel? Thank you bye and
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Russell ninety six FM
Christadmine is powered by the iHeart app from ninety six
AIRVM to whenever You're listening Today this is Lisa and
Russell's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Coming up on the podcast today, we did a pop
quiz Q and A with Russell to get to know
him better. We're crossed to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with
local comedians and friends of our show, Cameron McLaren and
Daniel Delby.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We take calls on what your older self would tell
your younger self, and Barrett joined in on the topic
and shared some great stories about wardrobe malfunctions.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Reckon David Byrne would have had one of those in
that giant suit. But David Byrne has dismissed talk of
a Talking Heads reunion. Now, I know Russell is new,
but he's not really new because he was our drive
announcer and so most of us know him.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
But then there's a few that don't.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
There's a lot of hands, so you know, we're thinking
this morning we might we probably should just have a
bit of a general getting to know you.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm sorry, I'm not going to do it to Julie
Andrews and sink put on.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The spot is what you're saying yes.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
A bit of a.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Indeed, a bit of a pop quiz, all right, to
get to know Russell Clark.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Are you ready? These are pretty easy? Okay, simple, all right? Okay,
favorite band?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Favorite band? Actually I have three that I've really liked.
We just have a little bit of a ponder. Well,
I've always liked the police. I love the police.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Okay, is it the police or police? Now it is
a Germany question.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I would say, I don't be annoying for a hundred
you know either either. I never got but my favorite,
probably my favorite band at the moment is Steely Dan,
which is a little bit like yeah, I know, a
bit like the last bloke I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Do you have a favorite concert? Was it Steely Dan?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That was one of I've seen both of them. Yeah,
never got to see Elo. Unfortunately, Steely Dan was a
very pleasant surprise because when they came here, I thought, Gee,
these blokes are getting on a bit. Are they going
to sound as good as they did on the record?
And they were awesome? Well, they were awesome. See I
love the Stones. Such a great one I was surprised
(02:24):
by was a Billy Joel concert I went to once
because I like Billy John, the world's biggest Billy Joe
Fabit boy. He just played all the great songs and
put on a real show.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Did you go to Elton's farewell?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Not his farewell, but I saw him a few years back.
He was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I would rather he really came good for that last show.
Kittens or puppies?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Kittens, puppies, puppies.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Do you have any pets? Oh, you've got a dog?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Ruby Ruby.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
The ruby is an orange red.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
She was when she was younger. She's lightened out a
little now.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
They fade into more of a type of except after.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
When they've rolled on the wet grass on the oval,
like last night.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Favorite movie.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's tough. I just I don't know if I don't
know music, but it's really hard. I mean, I really.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Like The Godfather one, two or three?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Toss up between one and two? Yeah, definitely, Yeah, yeah,
I really like that. A little good Fellas, we see
a thing.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Murder horses heads in your bed, yes, yeah. Favorite place
in wa at this.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Time of morning, my bed.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
There are so many great places on the coast Inland.
I just I just love w a all right.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Favorite place overseas.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's a tough one. Yes, lucky enough? Well, yes, because
Bolivia would be probably one of my favorite places I've
ever been to. Yeah. Favorite food cheesecake, simple plain, don't
mess with it.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Baked or regular.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I don't mind it either. I just don't want all
that junk on it.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
No, no, no, no, cheesecake.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
What would you apart from obviously cheesecake, But what would
the rest of your death row last meal be?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh, that's it. I was just going to go cheesecake,
but two servings, because I don't care.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
What's going to do to me exactly? There are no
calories in the death right, all right?
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Is that all?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Is that all you need to Eagles or dockers?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Eagles?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Eagles are quiet, still.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Quiet eagles and a quiet and a quiet West Perth supporter.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
And red or white wine or red.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Definitely we're going to get on very well.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Then.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Now we have a question. If your old self could tell.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Your young self the one, Yeah, the one, the one.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Now, your now self could tell your young self one thing,
one thing?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
What would it be?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
She's hard to narrow it down to one, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Don't settle?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
How about it just a little bit better, I guess,
just a.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Little I would have told myself to buy two barbies,
keep one in the box.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
That's a good and yes, a play with one, sports cards,
footy cards.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, don't throw that stuff away.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
On the text, Matt and Sevilgrove says, I would tell
my younger self keep it in your pants.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Okay, and we won't got one. It's anonymous. Ladies.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Don't change your name when you get married, because when
the marriage breaks up, it's an absolute night mare to
change it.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
All bad, which is why some don't.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, yes, is up and thornly.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Hello, morning, good.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
What would your old self, older self tell your young self?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Grow thicker skin, but like issues and journeys and all
that go through, Like with I've gone through a number
of jobs. Friends come and go, they throw you under
the bus. But to have thicker skin and like you'll
get through it.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yep, yep. That's good advice.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
That's very good advice.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Good advice.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Thanks Zoe, Thank you, Zoe. Take that on board everybody.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, absolutely, shun.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That's a lesson.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Hello, hey here you going good? What would your your
older self tell your younger self?
Speaker 8 (06:41):
I'd say, this isn't a dress rehearsal, don't sweat the
small stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I love that This isn't a dress rehearsal.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That's a good one, I've got to say, Shane, I
actually had don't sweat the small stuff written down here
is one of my possible answers. Because if it passes,
doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Get out of the tattoo?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Could they spell it right? Because sweet? Because that could
go all wrong. Shine, and then that's a regret, couldn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Shine? This isn't a dress rehearsal.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
On the text lines, Aaron from East Kennington's got a
good one, Hey, young fella, don't sell the Tarana or
the seventy one gat falcon. No one ever thought that
that could be an investment back then, seventies. They'll be
worth five hundred k soon, probably the falcon a little more.
God would be worth anything now in time, Lisa, in time,
(07:41):
maybe quite some time, but in time.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Listen, June, Dana, what would your old self tell your
young self?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
I would have told my youngest self to buy a house.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yes, oh God, yes.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Yeah, yeah, I did that.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
She'd buy in my forties.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
I should have actually bought when I was in my twenties.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
But I'm glad I did it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
When I did it, who could have foreseen what it
would be like now.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well tried to tell me so many times, buy a
house by house. Once he gave me a brick wrapped
up with a bow, and so it was this little
hint to buy a house, and I was like, Nah,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I'm going to get me one one twenty y instead.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Joe in Mundaring, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
I'm a little bit more the mindful thing. I would
just be kinder to myself.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
That's for anything else, you know.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
I think our minds can be our worst enemies. And
if I could base myself, yeah, just be kinder to yourself.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah. It's hard sometimes, Joe, though, isn't it?
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
But it is, it is.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Yeah, But I think you know these days also we're
so much better at being aware of this sort of stuff. Yeah,
it should be reminded.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You sometimes we're a bit too kind to ourselves these days.
We let ourselves get away with a bit too much.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Why wise advice from wise Joe to maybe younger not
so wise Joe.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yes, but cautionary tail for anyone listening. Gail in Sonagra,
what would you have told your young self.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
To ask the question? Give a mess up on an
opportunity to ask a question because they can only say no.
And if you haven't asked a question, you won't know
whether you'll get what you're asking for.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You don't ask, you don't get is the same. I
believe that that.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Is something out of my motto to in my older
older life. I'm not old, but I'm old enough to
know the difference.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
But you asked the question because you're right.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
When we were young, we're so we were so shy
in asking a question.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
We didn't want to. You know.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, that's quite simple really now, but then not so you're.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Very young and you're still learning the ropes of life.
But yeah, as you get older, ask a question.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Thanks good advice.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
On the On the text, Janine and Waikiki, I can
relate to this. One would have told her young self,
don't give away the milk crate full of vinyls, O
milk crale.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Never. I never got rid of the vinyls.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I did.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Never did.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
CDs are better?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
They said, get rid of your vinyl They said, I'm rubbish.
I wish if some if the things I had, things
that I would order from you know, data records and
wait six months for it to arrive. From the UK
whatever remixed twelve inch wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I've got everything, Yeah, never got rid of us was
the same.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yes, never throw a thing out.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
More Lisa More Russell More podcast soon Barrows here and
his MIDWEK chat. He's already what some problems.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
He heard me say earlier that my lotto dream is
that as Burke and he thought I said something that.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Right, I did.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I wasn't sure what was one at that Yes, starts
with the letter in and we'll move on what is
it anyway?
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Thank you and the N word. I'll google that later,
not at the company, not on the conference company one. Yeah,
so you're going to.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Ask me what I would I heard you talking about
what We had.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
A lot of a lot of great responses to our
topic this morning. If you, if your old self could
ask your youngs, could tell your young self one thing,
what would it be?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Well?
Speaker 9 (11:46):
I had a good think about it on the way
in and apart from buying telling my man to buy
Google shares or maybe Apple or that story. You know
that store Amazon looks like a little bookstore.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
It's not. It's going to be huge.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Get involved, Get any any tech heads or nerds you
know who are working out of their garage. Get on board.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
Yeah, yeah, and don't get on board, don't don't spray
the nerds, or you become friends with nerds, I'll be
your boss eventually get into hair regrowth stuff early maybe
as well. But now what I would actually do is
i'd say stay away from rumors.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Stay away from rumors.
Speaker 10 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
If I had a quiet word with a young twenty
nine year old Barrow, I'd probably have to catch him
out in the front of just the club or yes
it is, I would have to catch him out in
the front of Rumor's nightclub at two am on a
Sunday morning.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
I get rock in a mullet club. Yeah, yes, smelling.
Speaker 9 (12:46):
Of brute thirty three Lisa gorgeous, and I have to
pull him aside.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
And go mate your renoir jacket.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It strikes me more as a blue stratos man.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
What was the what was the one with the sailboats
on it, the white one something?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, old spice, old spy. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
I would say mate, less rumors, more training, look for
chances to do what the other blokes are doing in
the team, like Woosher and Jacko and Muddy Waterman.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
And due f Hart. Because I was I was an
inaugural eagle.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
This is serious.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
I was close to playing in the historic ninety two
Grand Final. Should have could it woulda didn't. I was
wasn't doing the extra training. I was ordering and coke
at rumors.
Speaker 10 (13:32):
You know.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
On the drink cards they gave its.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Mouth it's a bloody, flaming sample, because I sure do.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
And the truth is, I didn't really actually realize how
big the premiership was going to be, so I should
have asked questions.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
No one actually told me this is going to be
a huge bar. I don't miss this.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I think inaugural, I know the first and.
Speaker 9 (13:57):
Now thirty three years later, people still talking about it.
You know it was legacy. I missed my place in history,
to tell you the truth, and there was a few of.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Us like that.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
But if they handed out brownlows for having a good
time at a nightclub, I would have won three.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
I would have gone back to back to back, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
No suspensions along the way.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
You ineligible, So young people, don't waste your shot. Do
the extras, ask more questions, leave rumors or the underground
before midnight.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Underground shots and take a shot.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
Do you ever go to the did you guys ever
go to the underground as well.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Every single weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I can't believe that I got out every week ever.
Try to find your way out of that joint. No,
I'll tell you what if they'd ever been a fire.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
There, exactly how it was like a rabbit warrant. The
other thing I'd tell young Barrel would be don't sell
your house. Never sell your house in Perth, particularly.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
If it's near the beach, just to buy another one.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (14:51):
And the other one was my Yelling Up story. Bloke
took us to Yelling Up in nineteen eighty four, Yelling
Up Hill. Yeah, and he said, stand on this hill.
This guy a multi millionaire from the Eagles, right. He said, listen, boys,
you should buy some should buy some land here.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's going to go.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
Well, there was only a few houses. And then I'm
thinking he's mad. It was like thirty.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
Grand for a block, I know, right, And I think
I'm buying my two forty z dats and I want
to buy ADATs in two forty z with my.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Twelve thousand from the Eagles.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
I'm doing that And he goes, I'm telling you, and
you know what those blocks are worth now?
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Two million?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Million with nothing with the capital m yeah, and there was.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
It would have been as easy as just okay for
two years put your footy payments into that and you
would have had a block and you wouldn't do you.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Have opportunities like that? You had financial opportunities.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Everybody does.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Well, just yeah, let me consult my list.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yes, barah, I am not a sensible person when it
comes to buddy.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
We're here exactly, still working, still working? Yeah, did you
thinking of working? Yeah? I did because I know and
I remember when I first came back to Perth many
many years ago. You did breakfast with the man who
wants to be premire? Yes, yes, I remember that. The
radio station. Yeah yeah, yeah, you brought that up. And mate,
(16:15):
what so you would have had to do a lot
of juggling you were in TV you're doing? Yeah? How family?
Speaker 9 (16:22):
How did you have a super understanding? You've got a
super understanding.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I'm very lucky.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
But work hard, but don't miss your kids growing up.
That's the main bit. I think you've done that too.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
And you know, one thing I did have is advice
about like any opportunity to get to drive them somewhere,
do it, like you know, with their friends without their
friends to be part of their life.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Try to drive them to school if you can. I
know you do that.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Well, mine's one of mine's on l plates now, so.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
But don't rush into letting her drive and own just
say it, because I don't have much choice.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
We have the pressure. We had this discussion. The pressure
is like I want to get behind the wheel.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, yeah, have you had your foot on the imaginary brake?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Absolutely right, full in the wheel, Get out.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Doing it now. The handbrake in my car is one
of those little button things now, like once upon a time,
you know, you couldn't.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
An electric car or something.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
It is.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
It's just one of the little I've seen that.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's not like the big handbreak that you used to have.
I don't do them anymore. It must be rich.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
But I'll give you one tip, though.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Make them sit in the front seat with you in
the passenger seat, because it's something about sitting next to
each other that makes them open up, particularly girls I
see driving the school Like some of the stuff my
daughter told me Madison, I didn't want to really know,
to be honest, but you just sit there and listen.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I think as an observer of the parenting. I think
that is amazing advanced drive where you can with them
because you have great it's in the car that's fantastic.
This quickly message for Barra on the text from Nicki
and Mount Rashon. She says, Bara, Nicki, I can vouch
for you staying away from rumors.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
As secretary of the Perth Football Club.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
At the same time, we spent a lot of time
at rumors with many a fun, messy night and then
she said I won't tell secrets.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
So no, definitely, thank you, Nicky, you for not telling
too many secrets. There should be a plark at the
front there that says something like no, something like here
lies a nearly great footy career.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
I want to talk about wardrobe malfunctions.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
A cautionary tale from Ellie Moulton and a South Australian influencer.
I think that they don't get themselves in trouble. They
can She was at an event the other night. She
had a long scarf on and it got it. She
got her car to drive home and she's posted removing
your nextcars before entering or operating any heavy machinery alongside
a photo of a really heavy duty friction burn around
(19:03):
her neck because.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
The scarf got tangled underneath the car. She said in
Elie dicapitated myself. This is no joke. Have you guys
heard of Isadora Duncan.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yes, the dancer back from the twenties, and she got
her her scarf got caught up in the axle of
the car and she was killed.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
That's going to leave a scar, don't you think.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
That is a really that's a really little heavy duty
friction burn.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
I wonder how they reacted when that happened. It must
have been horrific because she would have got pulled backwards,
rapping scar.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Yeah. Yeah, it would have been very scared.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
Release scar.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Have you had a wardrobe mouth? That's quite the malfunction.
Speaker 9 (19:38):
Have you actually along those lines? I mean I've had
plenty I could go into, but we haven't got time
a tound of seven. I remember when Neil Brooks actually
one time he rocked up on air with a black
shirt and a black.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Tie for the news, right, and he looked like a gangster,
remember Brooksy.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Yeah, And during the ad break, the boss rank I
saw it and rang up and said tell Neil to
get that stupid shirt off, said to race out during
the ad break and pull on a white shirt and
get a different tie, because he actually did look like
a gangster.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
But my story was I nearly I nearly choked it.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Will.
Speaker 9 (20:13):
I sort of had a wardrobe malfunction at seven one
day because I was running late. And where my wardrobe
is it's right next to Ben Cousins. Yes, I've grabbed
some gear. Different, that's not where I'm going. I can
see what you're thinking, but yes, different, that's right. So
(20:35):
I've grabbed the wrong jacket and I've had the wrong
shirt on, but I didn't put the tie on until
I got in the studio and he's like, I got
a fat neck, right, I got no neck, and he's
got this beautiful neck.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
Right.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
So I'm trying to do it up and it's like
and they said, you can't go back out. You're going
to have to read like that. So I was like,
Kermit the frog.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Frog was a hunched over to try and give yourself
a little bit of breathing space. And his jacket so
I was like, I was like the Hulk that on
tape somewhere we will see this.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Ben has a beautiful, delicate swan neck. It's what I'm
taking away from this mate.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
He's a good looking man. It's good to he burrows
my ties there all the time. It's me bloody type.
More of Lisa and Mussel's podcast, It's on the Way so.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
The Sure Report on ninety six air FM.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
The Legend that Is.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Actress Helen Mirren has thoughts on the suggestions of late
that the next James Bond should be a woman. She's
definitely not there for it because she believes Double seven
carries a male mystique.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
She said, I'm such a feminist, but James Bond has
to be a guy. You can't have a woman. It
just doesn't work. James Bond has to be James Bond,
otherwise it becomes something else. I completely agree.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Because is this just changing something for the sake?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yes, yes, I completely agree. I mean it's a pretty
simple equation. If Bond's a woman, it's not James Bond.
If it's Jane Bond, then it's double O someone.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Else and make a different movie for exactly. There has
been so much speculation about the next James Bond after
Daniel Craig left the role in twenty twenty one. I've
been team address Elba since the get.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Go before I left the first time.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Some say they're taking so long to decide he's just
about aged out of the running, but I strongly disagree.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I think it just can still be bond. Have you
any thoughts on a Bond any? Not really, I'm almost right.
I think a part of me thinks I should just
retire the character, not while.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
There's still money to be made. That's much more money
than ever it does.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I'm glad I've got my David Burn tickets for next
January lockdown He's at the Arena on January twenty seven,
because he has once again dismissed the idea of a
full blown Talking Heads reunion, saying that would be quote unquote.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
A fool's error.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I agree with him.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, David's opened up. It's like Bond is Bond and
Talking Heads?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah maybe David Heads when they were on Know was next.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
All you Know you wanted reformed since nineteen eighty four,
other than some weird, brief little thing in twenty twenty three,
But David's opened up about the prospect of a comeback
during a new interview with The Times, reflecting on fifty
years since the band first formed and the hopes fans
have that they will get back together following their split
in nineteen ninety one. He says, on a practical level,
(23:24):
trying to recreate the feeling that people had when they
were in their early twenties, that's the fools, errand and besides,
I'm really enjoying what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
And plus the chances are he'd actually fit into that
suit now. So one thing, I won't be able to
dance like he used to.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
But one thing I love about David Berners. He has
really evolved. You know, his music has has even I
couldn't wait to see him in January.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Oh and here we go, two Florida man stories in
one week. What a day will be alive. We you
have to give this Florida amount a solid bee for effort.
Mark Anthony Taylor Junior attempted to cash a fake one
million dollar check at a Florida.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Bank under an assumed name, just to cover his place.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Taylor's goal was to get the money from the check
before the bank detected it was fraudulent.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
He didn't get the money, that is.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Taylor was pretty quickly arrested and charged with multiple offenses,
including attempting to fraudulently obtain property of fifty thousand dollars
or more and uttering a false instrument. What's uttering a
false instrument? Is that legal speak for talking a big
old loaner. Bunkum and investigators noted that Taylor has a
history of fraudulent transactions and is suspected of running similar
(24:36):
scams all over Florida.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
You've got to admire his hootz, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
But every time he does it, they're on him.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
No, he's I mean he doesn't everyone walk into a
bank with a million dollar check?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Did he really think the tailor was not going to
do a little double tape?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I mean that's like, you know, walking into a server
or something like that.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
And thank you, Florida man.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Dear well, two of our favorite boys, Cam McLaren and
Daniel Delby are at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival right now.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
On the other side of the world.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Isn't it somewhere you've always wanted to go?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
It is for me, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, So we
thought we'd check in with them and see what it's
like being there.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
Good morning, everyone, So have you got.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
How many times have you gone over to the Edinburgh
Fringe Festival.
Speaker 8 (25:26):
Now this is my second. Delby is now pretty much
a proll at this.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Yeah, got my third year with my solo.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Shows because it's one of those places one I did.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
An apprenticeship and just come and checked it out and
realized that without your own show, we are a third
world country and you just lose thousands of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
We didn't realize Australian money is not worth anything until
we got here.
Speaker 10 (25:52):
Yeah, it just beats our dollar into submission, Yes it does.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Edinburgh is one of those places Ossi Ossie, comedians and
performers of all types have wanted to go to and
have been going to for years and years. Now it's
a realm. It's a mecca, isn't it a mecca?
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Totally totally and it's so magical too. There's so many
right now we're looking at Edinburgh Castle like it's we're
in Harry Potter right crazy. All the biggest acts in
the world are here. We found out that it's the
third biggest ticketed event on the planet. So it goes
like the Pigs the World Cup.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
I can believe that. What So what big names have
you seen.
Speaker 10 (26:42):
From hear what he's saying we both went for the
same joke.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
There, don't step on the other blokes joke.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
Speaking of Stamp, Yeah, we went to Stamptown. I don't
know if Cam said that Stamptown last night was incredible.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Stamp like filattery whatever, it's gone.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
Stamp like an envelope, stamp stamp down. It was like
it was incredible.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Yeah, unbelievable. The best show I've ever seen lives. So
if you ever hear of that, go see that.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
All right, we'll note that one.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
All right, Okay, we've done some crazy stuff over here,
will We ended up going to the Scottish football Yeah,
like it wildlight being at the FRIO games, Like it's
the same old people yelling like stop picking the backwoods.
It long like we're the same people everywhere across the planet.
Were different sports, same audience.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Different accents, but whay way more.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
Friendly at our footy crowds than at these footy crowds.
Oh really just yeah, just for like a memento, we
bought a ranger's beanie and everyone told us to take
it off as soon as we left.
Speaker 8 (27:44):
So wow, Yeah, it was a bit bit spicy to
enter a three hundred year war.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, the crosstown rivalry there is just a little hotter
than it is here.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
It puts the Derby the shame, that's for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yeah, what what shows are you doing? You doing the confessional?
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Yes, yes, so the confessional has pretty been gone every
single night. Some of the confessions we've been getting here
is absolutely insane. Scottish people really know how to party. Yes,
we found some of my awesome months for the radio.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Though.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
We had a dentist in the other night who accidentally
pulled out the wrong tooth and telling the patient she
just put it back in the mouth because she reckons it.
It takes like a month for him to notice the
tooth is dead anyway.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
Oh no, yeah, it's a good way for her to
repeat business.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Well, look the other one's gone too.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Have a lot about the NHS. I suppose as well.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I suppose so here you had Tim Tams that you show.
What are you doing over there?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Are Walker's short bread?
Speaker 8 (28:44):
We were doing short bread, but no one wants it
because we're also getting buck Fast. Have you had that?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
No?
Speaker 8 (28:51):
It the UK people, it's so butck Fast has got
too much caffeine and alcohol per leader to be sold
any other than this little island. Okay, it's a very
strong drink. It's it's made by monks though from Scotland.
We'll know exactly what buck fast is. It's a it's iconic.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It's often taken at Rangers games.
Speaker 10 (29:13):
Apparently there is a saying that goes with it. It's
buck Fast gets you drunk fast.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
I can.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
No wonder, no wonder. They love it.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Well, we miss you, have a wonderful safe time, keep
warm and we'll see you when you get back to town.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah, it's just go easy on the Buckfast.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
It's not red Bull, and don't try and get it
back into a customs.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
They're not actual weeks. It's giving you okay, are.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
You too, Daniel? Thank you bye and
Speaker 1 (29:52):
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