September 1, 2025 • 30 mins
On the "second day" of Spring, Lisa and Russell continued their disagreement about when the season actually starts. Producer Suzy provided some comprehensive research from a Climate Scientist to assist the debate. The Voice coach and Spicegirl, Melanie C chatted about the upcoming battle rounds and what it is like to work on the show. Plus, why did Lisa and Russell ask her about a fatberg? Staying with that theme, a mystery dog poo incident inspired your calls on neighbour feuds. City Of Stirling Mayor, Mark Irwin, weighed in on this issue and revealed just how much is spent on providing those dog poo collection bags. Plus, on The Shaw Report, The Aristocats live action movie has been cancelled and Lisa revealed what a man had in his chest for eight years!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christine Empowered by the iHeart ad from ninety six AM
to whenever you're listening today, this is Lisa and Russell's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Coming up on the podcast today, Melanie C. Sporty Spice
from The Spice Girls joins us to chat about the
Voice Australia.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Heated sometimes heated debate over the start date of spring continues.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We discuss a man who has been walking around with
a knife in him for eight years, as you.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Do, and we'll take calls on your neighborhood feuds and
even the city of sterling Me weighs in on the subject.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Also, Boo, the live action remake of The Aristocrats has
been shelved on this day two. For the love of.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
God, she's still on about it?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Are you the one that said it?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's Tuesday, the second of September. It is day two
of spring.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Russell and I having an argument since another sunny one
of September.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We bring up the weather here because sunny twenty one
that spring.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
By read the rest of it, I believe spring starts
on the equadox, so it's about you know, it's usually
about halfway through the month, and that's when you'll see
the Jack aroundas.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Pop Ust halfway through the month.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, it is this, it is this month, but it's
usually around about the fifteen the sixties.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Anyway, when first, twenty second, twenty three, you know you're right.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It is usually the second. But that's when I think
that the season's change. Russell insists that it is as
we go by the calendar, the first of the month.
I think that's just a kind of a bit of
a dummy.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Can we sort it out?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well? Susie has sourced a large amount of information for us,
too much for us. We have not yet read because
we thought we could discover it together.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
So more than two pages, I'm lost.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Jason Carla, who is a climate scientist from Murdock University,
has provided this information. Climate scientists and meteorologists use the
meteorological calendar, which defines springers starting from the first of
September to November. Astronomers typically use the astronomical calendar, which
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defines the start of spring as the September equinox, which
is usually around the twenty second to twenty third of September.
The meteorological calendar has the advantage that it does not
change from year to year dumb down and this is
required for the purposes of comparing spring to one year
to any other year, or comparing any one season for
a particular other years for that matter. See your sentence
(02:38):
is confusing. In climate science, we always use the meteorological
calendar for astronomers, and I'm basically an astronomer who are
more interested in the Solar system and the distance between
the Sun and the Earth. The astronomical calendar makes a
lot more set.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, what about when it's cloudy like it was last night,
you can't see the stars?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Where was? It makes a lot more sense, But it
will astronomy lightly from year to year due to leap
non leap years. Hope this answers your question. Both are correct.
It depends on the context. Thank you, Jacob.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I think my context is more accepted.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I think my context is more contexty yours. Yours is
just dumbed down for the kiss context, a kiss approach
to life.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Context, and you're accusing me of dumbing down. So those
playing along at home, either answer is right. You go
with whatever makes you feel good. Lisa. It will be
on the twenty third Tuesday morning, the twenty nineteen. If
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you want to be up for it, knock yourself out.
I'll still be asleep anyway, So there we go.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
The Voice Australia continues at seven on seven on Sunday Night,
and we have the great pleasure of being joined this
morning by Melanie C. Good morning, good morning, nice to
see you, Nice.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
To you, one of the coaches. We're moving into the
second stage of the Voice, the battles we are.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I know, it's very exciting and quite daunting as well.
It's the moment where we start saying goodbye to people.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh no, that's tough. Well, Sunday nights episode was very
emotional already. Who moved the most?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Oh goodness me? You know, this is one of the
wonderful things about this show. And it's tough as a
coach because we don't know people's stories, you know, so
it's like we're literally just listening and just going with instinct,
you know, the things we love, how the audiences are
affected by people. And then of course we get to
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speak to the singers and yeah, and sometimes those stories
are so incredibly moving. It's hard to know how to
kind of progress with things when some of the people's
stories really follow you.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What sort of advice are you given, you know, to
all of the artists in your team for you know,
preparing for the battles. Obviously you don't know how rand
I mean, how do you because you've how do you
prepare them?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, it's tough, you know, I think each artist requires
something different, and this was a big learning curve for me.
I've not worked on the Voice in this way before.
I've done the Kids Show in the UK, which is
you know, it's very similar, but really getting to mentor
the artists and getting to know them. It's interesting because
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you realize some people need a real confidence boost, you know,
some people need some technical advice, and it's it's really
bespoke what you have to give each person, and you
just really hope that you are you've given them what
they need, you know, because we just want everyone to shine.
I think the best show is the show where everybody's great.
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So yeah, we're just we're just trying to pump everyone up.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, Melanie, I think if they're wise, they would know
to take your advice on because, I mean, you were
in the Spice Girl's Little Bear that pretty much stopped
the world in nineteen ninety four. It was the zeggast
of the moment, and you got there by responding to
an ad and beating out hundreds of probably thousands of
other girls who wanted to get into the band. So
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you know what it's like to be on the other side.
Is it strange for you to be on this side?
Now you know what it is.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
It's strange. But I think it's important that you've had
that experience because it makes you very respectful if the
people you were up there and you know, and you know,
maybe not everybody is like that, but I think personally
for me being an artist, and I think it's something
my fellow coaches share. We know what it takes, we
know how hard it is, we know how vulnerable you
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can be in that position. And I think what sets
the Voice apart from other shows in that kind of
genre is it's very nurturing. You know, no one's making
fun of anyone. It's really about supporting and helping artists progressed.
So yeah, and that's that's a lovely thing to be a.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Part of the watch.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, And of course you've been there and your fellow
judges Australian Kate Miller, Hydeke and of course Richard Marx
and Ronan Keating. Now obviously you you know Ronan, you've
known him for a little while and you know, and
you know Richard. How has it been getting to know
Kate as well?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, so I didn't know Kate.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Obviously.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
We're all massive Eurovision fans here in the UK.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah, yeah, we're becoming that way too.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's all those mainland Europeans. But you know, Cay's performance
obviously was breathtaking on Eurovision, but I didn't know that
much more about her, and leading up to working with her,
I was, you know, looking at what she'd done and
then just getting to meet her. She just absolutely astounded me.
I spent some time with her here in London as well.
(08:02):
She was over here opening her musical that she's written
the music for and she did a performance a beautiful
venue we have in West London at Bush Hall, So
it was great to kind of see her in her
environment in that way. And Yeah, she just continues to
amaze me. She's an incredible artist, an amazing singer, yeah,
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and just a great entertainer, so funny, so wise, and
I feel like with her being it being her second
season of the Voice, I really looked to her because
I just felt like her comments to the artists were
just really beautiful and intricate and interesting, and yeah, I
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felt like I was learning watching her. So I've got
a lot of respect for Kate.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I've got to ask you, Melanie. We just played baby
when You're gone. You do it with Brian Adams and
I don't know if you're aware. Earlier this year he
had a show in Perth to be canceled because the
toilets and water at the facilities were being affected by
a fat burg in the system. Have you ever had
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to cancel a show because of something as bizarre as that?
When before I was meant to come home?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
When was the last time the toilets backed up at
one of your gigs?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I think about that one. Funnily enough, I was actually
with Brian and this week, yeah, I did. I supported
him on two shows in the UK, so I would
have known that I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Seeing him again on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, that is so funny.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, I can imagine his reaction to that.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I actually we had when I was on tour with
the Spice Girls in nineteen ninety eight. We were in
America and we were playing a lot of outdoor venues
and there was we were somewhere and I feel like
we were some of like out in Texas and we're
out that way and there was like there was he
huge insects. Oh, it was like a plaque intact and
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we were like, literally, I think we had the show
stucked one night for a thunderstorm, which is kind of normal,
but one night we did wonder if we could go
on because these like huge like grasshoppery.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Things you're like all landing on us.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
And we were like, you were singing a big one
known you were like, I want my mouth attack of
the locusts.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yes, so you had the attack.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
The You don't realize.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
It's going to happen to you right when you start
life is a singer.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
You had locusts and he had toilets at you both
had you've both done the hard yards.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You well, Melanie, we really must let you go. It
is it is your bedtime where you are. Thank you
so much for joining us this morning. The Voice continues
at seven on seven on Sunday, Lovely to chat to you.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Lovely chat to you and hopefully I get out there soon.
I'm not seen you for a while.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Please, Thanks Melanie, thank you, take care.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Bye bye Lisa more rush All podcast soon.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
There's really nothing worse than a neighborhood. Fewd is there,
but you know between neighbors because they're right thereolved. But
sometimes things go on in the neighborhood that are serious
and sometimes just a little comical. And our producer Susie
has been keeping us abreast of a situation at her joint.
Susie take us through what's going on. Good morning.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
So a couple of months ago I started to notice
every now and then when I'd bring my empty bin
in from the street, there would be a bag of
dog poo in my bin. Now I don't have a
problem with that. I think that's completely fine. I rather
it in my bin than on the ground. Right this
was I noticed this a few months back. Over the
last month, I'd say, things have escalated and I have
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noticed someone has been throwing their dog poo bags into
my garden. So I'm talking like flinging it from the
footpath four or five meters into my bushes. The other
week I found one tucked behind my garden rock wall.
Come on, yep, there or they'd put it there, so
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it would definitely have been tucked in.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Is because those new council bags are compossible.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know. This is because people are lazy. They
don't want to walk down the street with the bag.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
They think it's not as bad.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
No, So I messaged my neighbor because I was like,
what the hell is going on? And apparently she's been
coppying it a lot more than me and for a
lot longer, because she has extra front yardage with like
being on a corner right and it's a bigger target.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yesling a bag of.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Pooflinger, and she's spotted the poof flinger. So she's gone
out to her yard and this lady with a sausage
dog was was at her gate. I walked up on
her private property up to her gate where her bins
were and put the dog poo in the bag in
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her bins to the point where she then had to
start putting a padlock on for a while and then
it was just giving bin yeah, and then she was
just getting annoyed with it, so she was removed it again.
But it's an older lady with a sausage dog. So
and I live in yo Kine. If you're an older
lady walking a sausage dog around Flinders up Freight, I'm
going to find you.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
And we will hunt.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
The bag color is green, so she we were able
to match that it must be the same lady. Yes,
I went for a walk around yesterday. We found another
one in my neighbor's my neighbor's garden. It's getting out
of control and I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
So because they've got the bins, They've got the bins
and the bags everywhere around the suburb. There's plenty of
opportunities and end of them.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
And at the end of the day, if you do
have to walk down the street with a bag dog poop,
you've got to do it. And it's the deal.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
She's got a sausage dog. It's not like it's a
great Dane poo. To take her with you until you
get home.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I I mean, I've got a dog just lock to
go for walks. But anyway, when we do, I won't
put it in someone's bin on the verge, because I
won't even put it in my own bin at home
until bin day. I put it in a bin down
the back near the shed, a secondary bin, and then
on bin day I bring, you know, the garbage bag
full of the little bags up to the bin and
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put it out. Because you don't want that sitting in
your bin for the whole week. I get that because
people say, oh, it's in a bag. Yeah, but not
everyone wants your dog put in their bin, so I
appreciate that. But flinging it into your garden that's next
level route. Does take it? Or don't have a dog,
or just pop.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
A cork in it until you get the dog back.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
And then let it go at your house morning. Our
neighbor name and location.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Has been suppressed for legal reasons.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Our neighbor was invited with his wife to our house
for a Newyear's Eve party and then proceeded to sneak
out the front and get it on with another guest
while his wife was asleep with the kids at home
just fifteen meters from where they were getting it on. Uh,
the old lady across the road saw it and placed
the letter in their mailbox. Needless to say, all hell
broke loose and the street is still embroiled in the
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saga that's juicy that.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
You forgot your wife mate.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Top that. That's gonna be pretty good if you can
top that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Neighborhood style.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yes, the real neighborly feud.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Debbie in Dianella, What's the face. Hi, we're good, We're good.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Are very good.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
I'm hoping this one's going to be a lovely one.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Okay, the.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Back on the sorry, of course, that's okay. So then
you start off with a divining fence, because we just
started building divining fence. Yeah, okay. So basically what it
was is that she said that she would get her
guard to do the foundations of the fence and we
would get our guy to do the finch off the
top of the fence. I fortunately she put. Unfortunately, she
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concreted her whole backyard and didn't leave any gap between
the concrete and the fence, so over time the wall cracked.
So it was our fault. Oh, we went, we went
to court over this. She took out restraining orders off
from my husband and I and said that we get her.
But my husband wasn't even an estate. So this went
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on for you for quite a few years and then
but the final one of it was that I've got
to At the time, my two sons were five and
seven and I had to take them to school, and
one morning on the way to you know, basically thinking okay, well,
I heard this stump at the front door and I thought, oh,
what's that. I opened up the front door and I
saw that both her and her daughter had thrown over
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used women's pads by my front door, and the bag
had split open. Oh my god, and I thought, how
am I going to do this. I've got to quickly
clean this up before I took my boys to school,
So that's what I had to do. But this went
on and on and on about things. She was throwing
rocks in that property. My husband ended up having a
stroke and we ended up selling the property and just
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just moved.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
This is like next level of current a fair episode
start to see.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
And we lived in a in a colder sex. So
my boys would go and play on the street with
a whole peap of other children and I remember a
warm day they she would come out with ice creams
and give all the ice creams to the children's my
two sons.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
This is horrible years.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
This went on for about two years, and the other one.
I mean if you if you broke wind, she'd call
the police, If you sneezed, she'd called the ranger. If
you did the you know, it just went on for
two years, and I thought, I.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
So sorry.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
I've moved moved and then and we've got a lovely
property now and lovely neighbors.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
What a relief. Thanks Debbie, Thanks Debby wow for that
horrendous story. Allison in Southern River, Hello, how are you good?
What's your neighbour feud?
Speaker 8 (18:18):
Well, mine's Nellias bad. So we built a house and
then our next door neighbor would leave letters and called
the ranger or the police because we left a down
light on under our fresco area, all on social media
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that why should we have a light on for a dog?
Everything else. She then went on to say that the
lights shine around corners of her house.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
One of those bullet lights.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
Yes, so she put pamphlets in our mailbox. Then we
had the range to come out. Then we'd had the
police come out. My husband used a high pressure cleaner
at one minute past seven just before Christmas. She called
the police for noise pollution. So then we've actually got graceful.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
The police has things to do, you know.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Oh yeah, my kids can't ride their scooters out the
front or even out the back of our own property
because it's too noisy for her. She's called the Council
on Tradesmen because yes, they've used a power tool for
longer than two hours. And actually, if you look under
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the City of Gosnell's guidelines and everything else, you can't
even play a musical instrument for longer than an hour
in a day.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
And she'd know that book.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
She does just through and.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Through and it goes and it goes on.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You're her. Her place must be a reasonable distance from
your down light. They're really, you know, biggish blocks and
when it's not like you're living in a villa on
top of each other.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
Forty one square meters.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
God, that corner rounding down light.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I love that you're making everybody else almost appreciate their neighbors. Yeah,
not quite so bad.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I'm so sorry, Allison. That's outrageous. What a miserable, miserable
woman and does the battle rage on?
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Yes, still does. So we had to try and get
misconduct restraining orders against her. We've even got misconduct restraining
orders against her for our kids. She threatened our kids
and it's Onyllowie.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Time for motor scooters. Really give us something at all?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
And I mean, gosh, I don't even know what to
say other than I'm so sorry you're having to deal
with this.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
We nicknamed her our Karen.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, Karen is one word for it.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Social media.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
We wish you luck continuing battles.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
What must be such an unhappy person. Very that doesn't
make it any easier. But Alison, that's not Alison's.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Not unhappy dead inside.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh my gosh, I reckon we should get a ranger
on or something, you know, because I still think there
must be a lot of dog.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Based barking dogs.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yea pooh bags, maybe from the city of Stelling. Maybe
we should just go to the mayor. Maybe get the
mayor of the city of Stell.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Let's go to someone who knows the book.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, well, Allison's neighbor knows the book.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
It's exactly.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
There's a lot of them on the text. We've got
one that says I have a pet cat, and so
do my neighbors across the road. My cat got pregnant
and we believe it was with the neighbor's cat. We
told the neighbors about this, and then the following week
we came home to find our pregnant cat was missing.
After a few weeks of searching, we saw our cat
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in the neighbour's window. They had stolen our pregnant cat
because they believed the kittens belong to them.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
That's just shacked up.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
That's that sounds like it needs the services of a
pet detective, because there is such a thing pet detected.
Can we can we get a pet detective on the show?
I wanted to see what they do.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yes, our producing team is going to hunt them down.
Cindy says, I've got two dogs. Before going to work
one day, I picked up all of the dog poop,
and then when I got home, I noticed dog poop
by the back fence, and I knew it couldn't be
my dogs. So I checked my cameras and found that
our neighbor who had lived behind me, had got her
pull scoop oh and flung dog poop and then she
put in the ball I reckon a fair distance over
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my back fence. And when I confronted her, she did
not believe so so I showed her the fodge and
then she tried to blame it on her teen year
old niece, who looks remarkably like her. Obviously, ever since then,
she has demanded that we remove our cameras, all stop
flinging pooh and anyway what and she has been a
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I'm not sure what that word is ever since it's
not a very nice one. Are neighborhood feuds over animals
a common thing?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
So often it involves some flung flung. We are going
to go to the top. We're going to get the
Mayor of Sterling on to talk about how you deal
with pooh gates.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Yeah. Oh, but he must love resolving that stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
So we've managed to We've managed to track down the
mayor of the City of Sterling, Mayor Marker and good
mornings go straight to the top.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Good morning, guys, Thank you for this high level topic.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I know, probably not the most high brow moment you'll
have today, Mark, but we're starting early and low. So
in the City of star I'm there as well, and
I have a dog. What are the rules about dog poop?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Well, look, it's not hard, is it picking up? And yeah,
and honestly it beggars belief when you walk along our
reserves and our parts and our coastline. How many people
think it's okay to leave their dog poop behind? Yep,
you know, I had an email yesterday from we had
the Perth Metro foot Lip have their finals at one
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of our major reserves. Yes, they reckon before the game,
they had to pick up forty dog poops so the
players don't run through it. And these are the same
people that profess to be dog lovers.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's crazy, exactly exactly, and there's.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Plenty of opportunity. I mean, city of Sterling, you guys
have got and the bags they're everywhere.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Well funny, I didn't even know this, but after you
guys ring and asked if I talk, I did some checking.
I can't believe how many dog poo bags we put out,
so this is going to it's actually incredible, especially we
talk about cost of living and the rates going up
every year, but we put out almost six million dog
right bag in a financial year at a cost of
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rate payers of almost quarter of a million dollars. Wow
A given that and we're a big we're a big council.
But given that we supply the dog bags, they're supposed
to just be your backup bag. But as we know,
people go and empty them and stuff their pockets for
whatever reason and think they've got to take them all
home because otherwise they won't get them. Yeah, but for
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given that, you think they'd be able to use them?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Mark, what is the what is the legal situation on
putting putting your bag of dog poo in a bin
that's on the verge that was just collected from bindet
and it's you know, it's empty, but now someone has
to come out and take it back inside.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Yeah. So there's a couple of different fines. Hum. Yeah.
The main one is sort of on reserves, et cetera,
in public paces. It's come under the Litter Act and
that's a couple of hundred dollar five. But there is
also provision through the Dog Act for one hundred dollar
fine and that's things like in proper disposals and that's
where the bidding stuff comes into it. Adam adam maximum
(26:06):
for for recidibus offender. So this is this is probably
this is probably Susie's case. We can actually go them
and actually processed them and then you can get up
to about a two thousand tolerant bridge.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Right lady, and that sausage dog are going down?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, absolutely, because we're getting we're getting a pet detective on.
So we are not stopping here. This is just the beginning.
May Mark.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
We have a chat because we've also got our Safer
Suburbs rebate and that's where we help assist with people
putting CCTV cameras as long as one's forward facing, and
it's got to be linked in with the w A pleafs.
But let's get some c C We can probably get
one of those trailers out there on the road.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
We might need to put Susie in the witness protection.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
We go full ace venturing. Thank you so much. Yes,
it's so much.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I know it's not the most eyebrows when you'll do today,
but it must be such a common issue for you, and.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Look, you know it's the reality people trying to stick
to your basics would like the government.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Well, I have a great day, Mark.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Thank you don't exactly. Thanks for your time, Mark, We
appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
We do more more of Lisa and Mussell's podcast. It's
on the way, so the Sure Report on ninety six.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Airm Well, first time I'm a bit devl at this news.
Armia Thompson, the artist known as Questlove, has had the
table his live action adaptation of the Aristocats. You remember
the I.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Do remember the Aristocrats.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
The longest degree which betst get them to.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Sleep on levetts?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The Aristogcats. Was the last time you heard a bit
of Marsh Chevalier in the morning.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
A little while.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Questlove was on Born to direct the film, but for
some reason it's been scrapped by Disney.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Boo.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Robin Wright is the latest US celebt.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
No reason, why, No, that's it.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
It's out, it's off, it's off a bit fickle at Disney.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
It's gone from this trade to this track.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Exactly, exactly right. Robin Wright is the latest US celebt
to quit America and move to the UK. The Forest
Gump and House of Cards star, who is married to
Sean Penn, says America right now is a well a
word that rhymes with pitt show. But unlike what we
hear from all the others who want out, it's not
a political thing with rob and she says, it's just
(28:32):
that in America everything's rush, competition and speed. Now she's
renting a home in the Chiltern's and enjoys listening to
the birds every morning rather than the sound of her
La neighbors home renovations. That's fair, absolutely, But I'm sure
there's country areas in America, well you would think, right
than living in the middle of la But anyway, I'm
sure the children's are lovely. No Cotswolds. That's where jay
(28:55):
Z and bild Say have gone. Oh you missed that
story last week when you were off jay Z and Beyond.
So I bought an estate in the Cotswolds. Now can
you imagine them blinding up next to Jeremy Clarkson and
possion decks for the Sunday one in pain?
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Oh dear, may don't sound like Cottswolves.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Check out what rhymes with Cotswolves? Jay Z, how you
gonna rough about that? Check Out this story about a
guy who went to hospital where doctors discovered a knife
had been in his chest for eight years. The forty
four year old man sought medical care when his right
nipple got infected a great nipple giveaway, and that's when
doctors discovered that he had a knife stuck in his
(29:35):
chest from an attack eight years earlier. He hails from Tanzania.
According to a case report, he was otherwise healthy, no
chest paint, no difficulty breathing, no cough or fever, but
he says eight years ago he was involved in a
violet altercation during which he sustained multiple cuts. At the time,
he received surface level first aid to close those cuts
and given the limited resources in his area in Tanzania,
(29:57):
he was not referred for an extra.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I thought it was just a scratch.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Just a flesh wound. Now an X ray showed a
retained metallic object, a knife, inside his chest. It had
entered through his shoulder bone, and doctors immediately performed surgery,
removing the knife and off until on your way.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
No bother, bother, Just a bit of a gammy nipple
makes you wonder what we want any one from childhood accidents,
what might still be?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I reckon, I've still got a fair bit of bitch
of it in my knees after falling off my mold
and staff. I think I might have to book a
bit of gravel, a lot of gravel in my.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Knees body X ray. I think I might try and
get it on medicare if I can. M.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Russell ninety six FM
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to whenever you're listening today, this is Lisa and Russell's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Coming up on the podcast today, Melanie C. Sporty Spice
from The Spice Girls joins us to chat about the
Voice Australia.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Heated sometimes heated debate over the start date of spring continues.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We discuss a man who has been walking around with
a knife in him for eight years, as you.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Do, and we'll take calls on your neighborhood feuds and
even the city of sterling Me weighs in on the subject.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Also, Boo, the live action remake of The Aristocrats has
been shelved on this day two. For the love of.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
God, she's still on about it?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Are you the one that said it?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's Tuesday, the second of September. It is day two
of spring.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Russell and I having an argument since another sunny one
of September.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We bring up the weather here because sunny twenty one
that spring.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
By read the rest of it, I believe spring starts
on the equadox, so it's about you know, it's usually
about halfway through the month, and that's when you'll see
the Jack aroundas.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Pop Ust halfway through the month.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, it is this, it is this month, but it's
usually around about the fifteen the sixties.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Anyway, when first, twenty second, twenty three, you know you're right.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It is usually the second. But that's when I think
that the season's change. Russell insists that it is as
we go by the calendar, the first of the month.
I think that's just a kind of a bit of
a dummy.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Can we sort it out?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well? Susie has sourced a large amount of information for us,
too much for us. We have not yet read because
we thought we could discover it together.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
So more than two pages, I'm lost.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Jason Carla, who is a climate scientist from Murdock University,
has provided this information. Climate scientists and meteorologists use the
meteorological calendar, which defines springers starting from the first of
September to November. Astronomers typically use the astronomical calendar, which
(02:15):
defines the start of spring as the September equinox, which
is usually around the twenty second to twenty third of September.
The meteorological calendar has the advantage that it does not
change from year to year dumb down and this is
required for the purposes of comparing spring to one year
to any other year, or comparing any one season for
a particular other years for that matter. See your sentence
(02:38):
is confusing. In climate science, we always use the meteorological
calendar for astronomers, and I'm basically an astronomer who are
more interested in the Solar system and the distance between
the Sun and the Earth. The astronomical calendar makes a
lot more set.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, what about when it's cloudy like it was last night,
you can't see the stars?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Where was? It makes a lot more sense, But it
will astronomy lightly from year to year due to leap
non leap years. Hope this answers your question. Both are correct.
It depends on the context. Thank you, Jacob.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I think my context is more accepted.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I think my context is more contexty yours. Yours is
just dumbed down for the kiss context, a kiss approach
to life.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Context, and you're accusing me of dumbing down. So those
playing along at home, either answer is right. You go
with whatever makes you feel good. Lisa. It will be
on the twenty third Tuesday morning, the twenty nineteen. If
(03:40):
you want to be up for it, knock yourself out.
I'll still be asleep anyway, So there we go.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
The Voice Australia continues at seven on seven on Sunday Night,
and we have the great pleasure of being joined this
morning by Melanie C. Good morning, good morning, nice to
see you, Nice.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
To you, one of the coaches. We're moving into the
second stage of the Voice, the battles we are.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I know, it's very exciting and quite daunting as well.
It's the moment where we start saying goodbye to people.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh no, that's tough. Well, Sunday nights episode was very
emotional already. Who moved the most?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Oh goodness me? You know, this is one of the
wonderful things about this show. And it's tough as a
coach because we don't know people's stories, you know, so
it's like we're literally just listening and just going with instinct,
you know, the things we love, how the audiences are
affected by people. And then of course we get to
(04:38):
speak to the singers and yeah, and sometimes those stories
are so incredibly moving. It's hard to know how to
kind of progress with things when some of the people's
stories really follow you.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What sort of advice are you given, you know, to
all of the artists in your team for you know,
preparing for the battles. Obviously you don't know how rand
I mean, how do you because you've how do you
prepare them?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, it's tough, you know, I think each artist requires
something different, and this was a big learning curve for me.
I've not worked on the Voice in this way before.
I've done the Kids Show in the UK, which is
you know, it's very similar, but really getting to mentor
the artists and getting to know them. It's interesting because
(05:28):
you realize some people need a real confidence boost, you know,
some people need some technical advice, and it's it's really
bespoke what you have to give each person, and you
just really hope that you are you've given them what
they need, you know, because we just want everyone to shine.
I think the best show is the show where everybody's great.
(05:51):
So yeah, we're just we're just trying to pump everyone up.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, Melanie, I think if they're wise, they would know
to take your advice on because, I mean, you were
in the Spice Girl's Little Bear that pretty much stopped
the world in nineteen ninety four. It was the zeggast
of the moment, and you got there by responding to
an ad and beating out hundreds of probably thousands of
other girls who wanted to get into the band. So
(06:18):
you know what it's like to be on the other side.
Is it strange for you to be on this side?
Now you know what it is.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
It's strange. But I think it's important that you've had
that experience because it makes you very respectful if the
people you were up there and you know, and you know,
maybe not everybody is like that, but I think personally
for me being an artist, and I think it's something
my fellow coaches share. We know what it takes, we
know how hard it is, we know how vulnerable you
(06:46):
can be in that position. And I think what sets
the Voice apart from other shows in that kind of
genre is it's very nurturing. You know, no one's making
fun of anyone. It's really about supporting and helping artists progressed.
So yeah, and that's that's a lovely thing to be a.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Part of the watch.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, And of course you've been there and your fellow
judges Australian Kate Miller, Hydeke and of course Richard Marx
and Ronan Keating. Now obviously you you know Ronan, you've
known him for a little while and you know, and
you know Richard. How has it been getting to know
Kate as well?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, so I didn't know Kate.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Obviously.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
We're all massive Eurovision fans here in the UK.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah, yeah, we're becoming that way too.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
It's all those mainland Europeans. But you know, Cay's performance
obviously was breathtaking on Eurovision, but I didn't know that
much more about her, and leading up to working with her,
I was, you know, looking at what she'd done and
then just getting to meet her. She just absolutely astounded me.
I spent some time with her here in London as well.
(08:02):
She was over here opening her musical that she's written
the music for and she did a performance a beautiful
venue we have in West London at Bush Hall, So
it was great to kind of see her in her
environment in that way. And Yeah, she just continues to
amaze me. She's an incredible artist, an amazing singer, yeah,
(08:25):
and just a great entertainer, so funny, so wise, and
I feel like with her being it being her second
season of the Voice, I really looked to her because
I just felt like her comments to the artists were
just really beautiful and intricate and interesting, and yeah, I
(08:46):
felt like I was learning watching her. So I've got
a lot of respect for Kate.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I've got to ask you, Melanie. We just played baby
when You're gone. You do it with Brian Adams and
I don't know if you're aware. Earlier this year he
had a show in Perth to be canceled because the
toilets and water at the facilities were being affected by
a fat burg in the system. Have you ever had
(09:10):
to cancel a show because of something as bizarre as that?
When before I was meant to come home?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
When was the last time the toilets backed up at
one of your gigs?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I think about that one. Funnily enough, I was actually
with Brian and this week, yeah, I did. I supported
him on two shows in the UK, so I would
have known that I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Seeing him again on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, that is so funny.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, I can imagine his reaction to that.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I actually we had when I was on tour with
the Spice Girls in nineteen ninety eight. We were in
America and we were playing a lot of outdoor venues
and there was we were somewhere and I feel like
we were some of like out in Texas and we're
out that way and there was like there was he
huge insects. Oh, it was like a plaque intact and
(10:05):
we were like, literally, I think we had the show
stucked one night for a thunderstorm, which is kind of normal,
but one night we did wonder if we could go
on because these like huge like grasshoppery.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Things you're like all landing on us.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
And we were like, you were singing a big one
known you were like, I want my mouth attack of
the locusts.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yes, so you had the attack.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
The You don't realize.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
It's going to happen to you right when you start
life is a singer.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
You had locusts and he had toilets at you both
had you've both done the hard yards.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You well, Melanie, we really must let you go. It
is it is your bedtime where you are. Thank you
so much for joining us this morning. The Voice continues
at seven on seven on Sunday, Lovely to chat to you.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Lovely chat to you and hopefully I get out there soon.
I'm not seen you for a while.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Please, Thanks Melanie, thank you, take care.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Bye bye Lisa more rush All podcast soon.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
There's really nothing worse than a neighborhood. Fewd is there,
but you know between neighbors because they're right thereolved. But
sometimes things go on in the neighborhood that are serious
and sometimes just a little comical. And our producer Susie
has been keeping us abreast of a situation at her joint.
Susie take us through what's going on. Good morning.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
So a couple of months ago I started to notice
every now and then when I'd bring my empty bin
in from the street, there would be a bag of
dog poo in my bin. Now I don't have a
problem with that. I think that's completely fine. I rather
it in my bin than on the ground. Right this
was I noticed this a few months back. Over the
last month, I'd say, things have escalated and I have
(11:50):
noticed someone has been throwing their dog poo bags into
my garden. So I'm talking like flinging it from the
footpath four or five meters into my bushes. The other
week I found one tucked behind my garden rock wall.
Come on, yep, there or they'd put it there, so
(12:12):
it would definitely have been tucked in.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Is because those new council bags are compossible.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know. This is because people are lazy. They
don't want to walk down the street with the bag.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
They think it's not as bad.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
No, So I messaged my neighbor because I was like,
what the hell is going on? And apparently she's been
coppying it a lot more than me and for a
lot longer, because she has extra front yardage with like
being on a corner right and it's a bigger target.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yesling a bag of.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Pooflinger, and she's spotted the poof flinger. So she's gone
out to her yard and this lady with a sausage
dog was was at her gate. I walked up on
her private property up to her gate where her bins
were and put the dog poo in the bag in
(13:04):
her bins to the point where she then had to
start putting a padlock on for a while and then
it was just giving bin yeah, and then she was
just getting annoyed with it, so she was removed it again.
But it's an older lady with a sausage dog. So
and I live in yo Kine. If you're an older
lady walking a sausage dog around Flinders up Freight, I'm
going to find you.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
And we will hunt.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
The bag color is green, so she we were able
to match that it must be the same lady. Yes,
I went for a walk around yesterday. We found another
one in my neighbor's my neighbor's garden. It's getting out
of control and I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
So because they've got the bins, They've got the bins
and the bags everywhere around the suburb. There's plenty of
opportunities and end of them.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
And at the end of the day, if you do
have to walk down the street with a bag dog poop,
you've got to do it. And it's the deal.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
She's got a sausage dog. It's not like it's a
great Dane poo. To take her with you until you
get home.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I I mean, I've got a dog just lock to
go for walks. But anyway, when we do, I won't
put it in someone's bin on the verge, because I
won't even put it in my own bin at home
until bin day. I put it in a bin down
the back near the shed, a secondary bin, and then
on bin day I bring, you know, the garbage bag
full of the little bags up to the bin and
(14:20):
put it out. Because you don't want that sitting in
your bin for the whole week. I get that because
people say, oh, it's in a bag. Yeah, but not
everyone wants your dog put in their bin, so I
appreciate that. But flinging it into your garden that's next
level route. Does take it? Or don't have a dog,
or just pop.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
A cork in it until you get the dog back.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
And then let it go at your house morning. Our
neighbor name and location.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Has been suppressed for legal reasons.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Our neighbor was invited with his wife to our house
for a Newyear's Eve party and then proceeded to sneak
out the front and get it on with another guest
while his wife was asleep with the kids at home
just fifteen meters from where they were getting it on. Uh,
the old lady across the road saw it and placed
the letter in their mailbox. Needless to say, all hell
broke loose and the street is still embroiled in the
(15:09):
saga that's juicy that.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
You forgot your wife mate.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Top that. That's gonna be pretty good if you can
top that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Neighborhood style.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yes, the real neighborly feud.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Debbie in Dianella, What's the face. Hi, we're good, We're good.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Are very good.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
I'm hoping this one's going to be a lovely one.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Okay, the.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Back on the sorry, of course, that's okay. So then
you start off with a divining fence, because we just
started building divining fence. Yeah, okay. So basically what it
was is that she said that she would get her
guard to do the foundations of the fence and we
would get our guy to do the finch off the
top of the fence. I fortunately she put. Unfortunately, she
(16:12):
concreted her whole backyard and didn't leave any gap between
the concrete and the fence, so over time the wall cracked.
So it was our fault. Oh, we went, we went
to court over this. She took out restraining orders off
from my husband and I and said that we get her.
But my husband wasn't even an estate. So this went
(16:32):
on for you for quite a few years and then
but the final one of it was that I've got
to At the time, my two sons were five and
seven and I had to take them to school, and
one morning on the way to you know, basically thinking okay, well,
I heard this stump at the front door and I thought, oh,
what's that. I opened up the front door and I
saw that both her and her daughter had thrown over
(16:55):
used women's pads by my front door, and the bag
had split open. Oh my god, and I thought, how
am I going to do this. I've got to quickly
clean this up before I took my boys to school,
So that's what I had to do. But this went
on and on and on about things. She was throwing
rocks in that property. My husband ended up having a
stroke and we ended up selling the property and just
(17:16):
just moved.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
This is like next level of current a fair episode
start to see.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
And we lived in a in a colder sex. So
my boys would go and play on the street with
a whole peap of other children and I remember a
warm day they she would come out with ice creams
and give all the ice creams to the children's my
two sons.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
This is horrible years.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
This went on for about two years, and the other one.
I mean if you if you broke wind, she'd call
the police, If you sneezed, she'd called the ranger. If
you did the you know, it just went on for
two years, and I thought, I.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
So sorry.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
I've moved moved and then and we've got a lovely
property now and lovely neighbors.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
What a relief. Thanks Debbie, Thanks Debby wow for that
horrendous story. Allison in Southern River, Hello, how are you good?
What's your neighbour feud?
Speaker 8 (18:18):
Well, mine's Nellias bad. So we built a house and
then our next door neighbor would leave letters and called
the ranger or the police because we left a down
light on under our fresco area, all on social media
(18:39):
that why should we have a light on for a dog?
Everything else. She then went on to say that the
lights shine around corners of her house.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
One of those bullet lights.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
Yes, so she put pamphlets in our mailbox. Then we
had the range to come out. Then we'd had the
police come out. My husband used a high pressure cleaner
at one minute past seven just before Christmas. She called
the police for noise pollution. So then we've actually got graceful.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
The police has things to do, you know.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Oh yeah, my kids can't ride their scooters out the
front or even out the back of our own property
because it's too noisy for her. She's called the Council
on Tradesmen because yes, they've used a power tool for
longer than two hours. And actually, if you look under
(19:42):
the City of Gosnell's guidelines and everything else, you can't
even play a musical instrument for longer than an hour
in a day.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
And she'd know that book.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
She does just through and.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Through and it goes and it goes on.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You're her. Her place must be a reasonable distance from
your down light. They're really, you know, biggish blocks and
when it's not like you're living in a villa on
top of each other.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
Forty one square meters.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
God, that corner rounding down light.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I love that you're making everybody else almost appreciate their neighbors. Yeah,
not quite so bad.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I'm so sorry, Allison. That's outrageous. What a miserable, miserable
woman and does the battle rage on?
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Yes, still does. So we had to try and get
misconduct restraining orders against her. We've even got misconduct restraining
orders against her for our kids. She threatened our kids
and it's Onyllowie.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Time for motor scooters. Really give us something at all?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
And I mean, gosh, I don't even know what to
say other than I'm so sorry you're having to deal
with this.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
We nicknamed her our Karen.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, Karen is one word for it.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Social media.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
We wish you luck continuing battles.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
What must be such an unhappy person. Very that doesn't
make it any easier. But Alison, that's not Alison's.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Not unhappy dead inside.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh my gosh, I reckon we should get a ranger
on or something, you know, because I still think there
must be a lot of dog.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Based barking dogs.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yea pooh bags, maybe from the city of Stelling. Maybe
we should just go to the mayor. Maybe get the
mayor of the city of Stell.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Let's go to someone who knows the book.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, well, Allison's neighbor knows the book.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
It's exactly.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
There's a lot of them on the text. We've got
one that says I have a pet cat, and so
do my neighbors across the road. My cat got pregnant
and we believe it was with the neighbor's cat. We
told the neighbors about this, and then the following week
we came home to find our pregnant cat was missing.
After a few weeks of searching, we saw our cat
(22:07):
in the neighbour's window. They had stolen our pregnant cat
because they believed the kittens belong to them.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
That's just shacked up.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
That's that sounds like it needs the services of a
pet detective, because there is such a thing pet detected.
Can we can we get a pet detective on the show?
I wanted to see what they do.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yes, our producing team is going to hunt them down.
Cindy says, I've got two dogs. Before going to work
one day, I picked up all of the dog poop,
and then when I got home, I noticed dog poop
by the back fence, and I knew it couldn't be
my dogs. So I checked my cameras and found that
our neighbor who had lived behind me, had got her
pull scoop oh and flung dog poop and then she
put in the ball I reckon a fair distance over
(22:51):
my back fence. And when I confronted her, she did
not believe so so I showed her the fodge and
then she tried to blame it on her teen year
old niece, who looks remarkably like her. Obviously, ever since then,
she has demanded that we remove our cameras, all stop
flinging pooh and anyway what and she has been a
(23:13):
I'm not sure what that word is ever since it's
not a very nice one. Are neighborhood feuds over animals
a common thing?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
So often it involves some flung flung. We are going
to go to the top. We're going to get the
Mayor of Sterling on to talk about how you deal
with pooh gates.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Yeah. Oh, but he must love resolving that stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
So we've managed to We've managed to track down the
mayor of the City of Sterling, Mayor Marker and good
mornings go straight to the top.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Good morning, guys, Thank you for this high level topic.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I know, probably not the most high brow moment you'll
have today, Mark, but we're starting early and low. So
in the City of star I'm there as well, and
I have a dog. What are the rules about dog poop?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Well, look, it's not hard, is it picking up? And yeah,
and honestly it beggars belief when you walk along our
reserves and our parts and our coastline. How many people
think it's okay to leave their dog poop behind? Yep,
you know, I had an email yesterday from we had
the Perth Metro foot Lip have their finals at one
(24:26):
of our major reserves. Yes, they reckon before the game,
they had to pick up forty dog poops so the
players don't run through it. And these are the same
people that profess to be dog lovers.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's crazy, exactly exactly, and there's.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Plenty of opportunity. I mean, city of Sterling, you guys
have got and the bags they're everywhere.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
Well funny, I didn't even know this, but after you
guys ring and asked if I talk, I did some checking.
I can't believe how many dog poo bags we put out,
so this is going to it's actually incredible, especially we
talk about cost of living and the rates going up
every year, but we put out almost six million dog
right bag in a financial year at a cost of
(25:08):
rate payers of almost quarter of a million dollars. Wow
A given that and we're a big we're a big council.
But given that we supply the dog bags, they're supposed
to just be your backup bag. But as we know,
people go and empty them and stuff their pockets for
whatever reason and think they've got to take them all
home because otherwise they won't get them. Yeah, but for
(25:29):
given that, you think they'd be able to use them?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Mark, what is the what is the legal situation on
putting putting your bag of dog poo in a bin
that's on the verge that was just collected from bindet
and it's you know, it's empty, but now someone has
to come out and take it back inside.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Yeah. So there's a couple of different fines. Hum. Yeah.
The main one is sort of on reserves, et cetera,
in public paces. It's come under the Litter Act and
that's a couple of hundred dollar five. But there is
also provision through the Dog Act for one hundred dollar
fine and that's things like in proper disposals and that's
where the bidding stuff comes into it. Adam adam maximum
(26:06):
for for recidibus offender. So this is this is probably
this is probably Susie's case. We can actually go them
and actually processed them and then you can get up
to about a two thousand tolerant bridge.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Right lady, and that sausage dog are going down?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, absolutely, because we're getting we're getting a pet detective on.
So we are not stopping here. This is just the beginning.
May Mark.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
We have a chat because we've also got our Safer
Suburbs rebate and that's where we help assist with people
putting CCTV cameras as long as one's forward facing, and
it's got to be linked in with the w A pleafs.
But let's get some c C We can probably get
one of those trailers out there on the road.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
We might need to put Susie in the witness protection.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
We go full ace venturing. Thank you so much. Yes,
it's so much.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I know it's not the most eyebrows when you'll do today,
but it must be such a common issue for you, and.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Look, you know it's the reality people trying to stick
to your basics would like the government.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Well, I have a great day, Mark.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Thank you don't exactly. Thanks for your time, Mark, We
appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
We do more more of Lisa and Mussell's podcast. It's
on the way, so the Sure Report on ninety six.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Airm Well, first time I'm a bit devl at this news.
Armia Thompson, the artist known as Questlove, has had the
table his live action adaptation of the Aristocats. You remember
the I.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Do remember the Aristocrats.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
The longest degree which betst get them to.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Sleep on levetts?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The Aristogcats. Was the last time you heard a bit
of Marsh Chevalier in the morning.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
A little while.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Questlove was on Born to direct the film, but for
some reason it's been scrapped by Disney.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Boo.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Robin Wright is the latest US celebt.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
No reason, why, No, that's it.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
It's out, it's off, it's off a bit fickle at Disney.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
It's gone from this trade to this track.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Exactly, exactly right. Robin Wright is the latest US celebt
to quit America and move to the UK. The Forest
Gump and House of Cards star, who is married to
Sean Penn, says America right now is a well a
word that rhymes with pitt show. But unlike what we
hear from all the others who want out, it's not
a political thing with rob and she says, it's just
(28:32):
that in America everything's rush, competition and speed. Now she's
renting a home in the Chiltern's and enjoys listening to
the birds every morning rather than the sound of her
La neighbors home renovations. That's fair, absolutely, But I'm sure
there's country areas in America, well you would think, right
than living in the middle of la But anyway, I'm
sure the children's are lovely. No Cotswolds. That's where jay
(28:55):
Z and bild Say have gone. Oh you missed that
story last week when you were off jay Z and Beyond.
So I bought an estate in the Cotswolds. Now can
you imagine them blinding up next to Jeremy Clarkson and
possion decks for the Sunday one in pain?
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Oh dear, may don't sound like Cottswolves.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Check out what rhymes with Cotswolves? Jay Z, how you
gonna rough about that? Check Out this story about a
guy who went to hospital where doctors discovered a knife
had been in his chest for eight years. The forty
four year old man sought medical care when his right
nipple got infected a great nipple giveaway, and that's when
doctors discovered that he had a knife stuck in his
(29:35):
chest from an attack eight years earlier. He hails from Tanzania.
According to a case report, he was otherwise healthy, no
chest paint, no difficulty breathing, no cough or fever, but
he says eight years ago he was involved in a
violet altercation during which he sustained multiple cuts. At the time,
he received surface level first aid to close those cuts
and given the limited resources in his area in Tanzania,
(29:57):
he was not referred for an extra.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I thought it was just a scratch.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Just a flesh wound. Now an X ray showed a
retained metallic object, a knife, inside his chest. It had
entered through his shoulder bone, and doctors immediately performed surgery,
removing the knife and off until on your way.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
No bother, bother, Just a bit of a gammy nipple
makes you wonder what we want any one from childhood accidents,
what might still be?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I reckon, I've still got a fair bit of bitch
of it in my knees after falling off my mold
and staff. I think I might have to book a
bit of gravel, a lot of gravel in my.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Knees body X ray. I think I might try and
get it on medicare if I can. M.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
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