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September 2, 2025 • 29 mins

Lisa and Russell caught up with Perth pet detective Mick Buckley to hear about his unique work tracking down lost animals. With Father’s Day around the corner, they took calls and texts from listeners sharing their favourite dad jokes and classic dad-isms. Barra joined them for a dad chat, offering gift advice and tackling a tricky listener question. Plus, Lisa revealed some of the world’s most annoying songs in The Shaw Report.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christine Empowered by the iheartad from ninety six a VM
to wherever you're listening today, This is Lisa and Russell's podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Coming up. On the podcast, we chat to Mick Buckley,
a Perth based real life pet detective. He shares how
he got into the business and the kind of cases
he works on.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
A certain band we play is being used to scare
off wolves.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
With Father's Day being on Sunday, we took your calls
on the best Daddisms.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
And speaking of Dad's Adrian Barrackshire stops by to share
his daddisms and what Father's Day means to him.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
And a very famous video game is getting a live
action film made on it.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Now. Well, actually, now we've got Father's Day coming up
on the weekend, I think we're going to delve a
little deeper into that we are.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Indeed, nobody says it like a dad, as you dad
would know.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I've been writing down a few do you every few daddisms.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Since becoming a dad? If things come out of your
mouth and you've thought, oh, you don't really did I
really just say that?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's when you realize that you've become your father.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh that happens to.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Exactly. So there's a bit of that. I think we'll
delve into that Father's Day spins around again for another year.
Dad's special breed, aren't they?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
They are a special breed. And it's a day where
we get treated to a great deal of dadism and
dad jokes. Graham and Aurelia has texted us a dad joke,
why didn't the chickens cross the road because they were
too chicken? That's a dad's daddy O right.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
There, that's an absolute shocker.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
We want to hear your best daddisms.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, whether it be a dad joke or daddism's saying
that we all say that we swore we would never say,
and then as time marches on, we do say them.
There's a few here. Just sort of looking down this
list of daddisms, ask your mother.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
As always, that's that's got to be number.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
One, doesn't that's number one along with the other one. Okay,
you can have it, just don't tell you mother.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
What about what about I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's that's when you're just trying to contain your anger.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
You that's dad one oh one. There's nothing ever made
me feel more guilty.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Old I'm not mad, and I am starting to get
now into the well when I was your age, nice
because it is different now my day.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, who said life was supposed.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
To be Ford?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
We've got a good one on the text line zero
four seven six ninety six ninety six ninety six. This
one from Jeremy from whitby Dad. I'm hungry, Hi hungry,
I'm dad.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Classic. That's all we're after today, Daddism's. We've got tickets
to see you be forty with Alie Campbell up for grabs.
You can call us on thirteen ten sixty five or
text zero four seveny six ninety six ninety six ninety six.
Like Craig and Singleton, Dude and says, I'm not asking you,
I'm telling you, and Sam and slam View said we
used to always get I'm not talking just to hear

(03:16):
my own voice, although sometimes I think you were anyway.
Kailey in Bilia, good morning. You're we're talking about Daddism's
and dad jokes. Your dad joke has got something to
do with heaven.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah it does. Actually, so this guy he dies, he
goes to heaven, but get.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Into the gates.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
He needs to give Jesus something Christmas here, So he
gives them a Brian on these and Jesus goes, that's
not Christmas, and he goes, yeah, they're Carols.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
A dad joke.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
What about the person who said this really needs to
this text, really needs to send through their name. This
is their dad joke. I saw two birds stuck together
the other day. I couldn't work out how until I
realized they were velcrows.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
That one bombs up from me that I haven't heard that.
That's a beauty.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Clary Dutch, good morning, good morning. What's your daddism?

Speaker 7 (04:16):
Whenever we're in trouble and we started out of fence
with but we didn't know he would cut us off
there and say, listen, you didn't know you're in your
seat for hanging out at the end of the bed,
so you got out to look.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
What God, that was so random? Weren't they?

Speaker 7 (04:32):
If I were a back handed way of calling you stupid, we.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Know we have to think quick, we have to think
on our feet.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I think, yeah, I think they were just the kings
of distraction. I'm going to say something ridiculous and then
you'll sit there for ages try to work out what
it was.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
One Claire thank you.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
We can only deal with what we've got going at
the moment, and you have to think on the spot. Yeah,
seventeen past seven, Sonny, and twenty one two day nine
now still a bit nippy. This Sunday is Father's Day.
We're looking for your daddisms. There's a few dad jokes
and there's some corkers coming through on the text line.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Jennifer Woddlegrove said, Dad's favorite joke was did you hear
about the kidnapping on our street yesterday afternoon? It's okay?
He woke up an hour later.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Hey, I like that, Dad. This is a dadism. I
use this one a lot. Craig has sent through Where
are we going, Dad? They're and back. See how far it.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Is with your dad jokes and your dad daddisms. As
we approached Father's Down Sunday, Michelle and Ellenbrook has a
classic daddism. When I was angry with my parents, I'd
lash out with well why do you have me? And
Dad's reply was, well, we didn't know how to be you.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I'm going to bank that one.

Speaker 8 (05:50):
I'm going to use that.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
I have never thought of that, but I love that.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Jeffery Mandra, what do you got for us.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Hey, going, god, I just won my dad us a man.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I use a mind probably once a week, and your
painted on and then they look.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
At you with.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yes, yes, what did your last slave die?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
That's been going on since the pyramids were built?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh, thanks chef? All right, what about John in ellen Brook?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
John?

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Hei, guys, how are we doing this morning?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
You had a daddism and a joke.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
I actually actually do Yeah, So that the daddism is
my dad you said say things like if you fall
off of that climbing frame and break your legs, don't
come running to me.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
That's logical.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
That was the daddism. I want to say that anything
we're doing dangerous. That so that that was quite a
funny one. And the dad joke is skeleton walks into
a pub. He says, I have a pint of beer,
pleasing a mop?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh my god, thanks.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
John says.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
In the vines, what's your daddy?

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Good morning. We are one of five children, and Dad,
you always say to us, if you don't eat, you
don't ship, you don't ship, you die. So we have
two grand daughters now they're for seven and six, and
my husband says it to them. Now except for he
blinks out the ship when put food.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Which you didn't.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Boys?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is it a mummies? And perhaps to say if Johnny
jumped off a cliff, would you I think.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
That goes either way. That's moms and dads.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
More Lisa More Russell More podcast.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Soon Father of the Year, Barah, good morning.

Speaker 9 (08:01):
I'd love to be Father of the Year. But you
know how that you are in your house, aren't you?

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (08:05):
You know how they always give give it a sports
people and I just go, how can that happen? Because
sports people have to be intrinsically selfish.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, they're not home on the weekend, especially cricketers.

Speaker 9 (08:17):
And cricketers they're not home for like three months exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Exactly, So many of them have been named Father of
the Year.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
In a funny twist, rapped the works down at the
you know, the local meat Marks is probably Father of
the actually, and you know what, in some senses five
fos because they sacrifice themselves for their families.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
They do.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
They go them away for eight days, you know, miss
out on.

Speaker 9 (08:39):
Some of the presentations two weeks weeks on. There's a
lot of a lot to be said there. I've got
a public service and now.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I think that makes the mother of the y or
whoever the parent is, that's at home.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, you get, that's right, because sometimes over the year,
that's fair. That is fair.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
We've got something that we want. We heard in the
news yesterday that matters, love ye.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
So I've written down exactly what the news bulletin said.
So it said Frio is supposedly channeling the success of
Australia's America's Cup campaign of nineteen eighty three and what
it meant for Freemantle. Now, Lisa, do you want to
point out the accuracies here?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
For starters, the nineteen eighty three America's Cup campaign was
the Royal Perth Yacht Club, not Frio's throw from the city.
And furthermore, when it did go to Frio three years.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Later, it mustache.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
So don't channel it hang on a stretch. I mean
it was a hell. It was a hell of a
party went off.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
It was great, exactly.

Speaker 9 (09:46):
But don't forget they brought that magnificent trophy, the nine
Claret jug What.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
To Perth, to Perth, not to Freemantle. No, it was
idiot came up with this little analogy.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
And it renovated. They renovated Free I remember and then it.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Was what tumbleweeds forever?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
It was great, great party. It was a great party.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
It was didn't I'll tell Justin Longman.

Speaker 9 (10:16):
When you went out to the Maritime Museum, it's a
load of bull rusts and the.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Remember you were there, you know where it was not free.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
I was hanging out with the Azuri team. They gave beautifully.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
You're hanging out at the salad egg.

Speaker 9 (10:34):
But it was a great time, great time. Can I
do a public public service announcement? Schooled me?

Speaker 8 (10:39):
Then? Yes?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
It is Father's Day on Sunday.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
Yes, and I'm just going to send out messages to
kids everywhere. You know, anyone buying a Father's Day present,
please not socks and undies. Come on, put some inch,
put some effort into it. You've got a couple of
days there, dig deep, be thoughtful.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
What could what would dad actually be ideal?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
This is why we're doing it on Wednesday, so you've
got give what you want.

Speaker 9 (11:09):
You know, forget about the world's best Dad mug and
stuff and the barbecue tongs.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
I'm sick of the barbecue tongs.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Barbecue tong.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I find socks and jocks actually really handed.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
But you love a sock.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Well you do love socks.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
You've got you love a free sock.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Whatever the ones coming here, I go home with them.
You use them every day.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
A look, so what do you want?

Speaker 8 (11:34):
What do you want?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
I want people to be thoughtful. I want them to
do you want for Father's Day?

Speaker 9 (11:38):
Well, me personally, what I would do if I'm everyone
out there, I'd be looking at what hobbies and just
watch dad what he actually actually likes.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
But for me, I love.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
A good card, A good card.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I don't even need a present.

Speaker 9 (11:51):
I just need a card with beautiful words in there,
meaningful words that I can sort of hold close to
my heart. And goodness, my daughter actually thought about me
and wrote something nice.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
That's nice and inexpensive.

Speaker 9 (12:04):
Yeah, well actually, and you know, you know, actually, can
I say something else? I'm sick of modern dad's getting
a bum wrapped too? Like Remember the old days, Remember
good Times, the show James Evans.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, how good a dad was he?

Speaker 9 (12:18):
Little House on the Prairie, Remember Charles Ingalls little Little
Joe from Bonanza.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Finch is the greatest father.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Of all time to kill a mockingbird?

Speaker 9 (12:31):
And now we get Homer Simpson, Pepper Pigs, Chubby, unshaven dad.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Peter Griffin.

Speaker 9 (12:39):
Hasn't got Louis, Fred Flintstone, Frank Gallagher in Shameless.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
You know, is this still a list of good dads?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Know? I'm saying, this is how we're portrayed now, okay.

Speaker 9 (12:53):
In modern in modern TV and radio, Peter Griffin exactly,
Frank Costanza all shyes and house and dads, we're a chokehold.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
We deserve more respect. Can I'll tell you one thing?
Can I just finish? He's the emperor.

Speaker 9 (13:15):
One day? Listen up, kids, one day you'll lose your dad.
And when that day comes, you will realize you've lost
the only man who wanted to see you do better
than him.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
That's what I well said.

Speaker 9 (13:33):
And so before he goes asking things like when did
you feel most proud of me?

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Dad?

Speaker 9 (13:38):
Or what's something you'd always like me to remember about you?
And what do you admire about your own dad? And
what do you enjoy about being a dad? What was
the hardest moment dad? And tell me a story I
don't even know about you.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
This has taken quite I'm sorry, very very emotional, but.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
He had to say it.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
We've got to speaking on.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
He had to say, you need a drink. Dad chat
with Russell and Barrow. First of all, guys, I just
need to read something here cleared by the legal department,
very important from the lawyers. Yeah, Barah. Russell and ninety
six FM take no responsibility for any advice given during

(14:23):
this segment. We strongly advise consulting with a qualified parenting
expert before putting any of the following discussion to use
in your house.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
All right, First up, one from the text. Dave in
Kiara asks you boys, you mentioned Barah, you should ask
your dad what is most proud of about you? What
are your proudest moments so far when it comes to
your own kids.

Speaker 9 (14:47):
Ah, there's so many, a long list. Like my son
yesterday he went out into the garden and mowed the lawn.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Wow done, unasked, He actually just dreamt it up himself.
He obviously thought it's way too long.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
I think that's the clincher there, unasked.

Speaker 9 (15:06):
I know, because they hide away and my daughter she's
she's so magnificent, she's she's the apple of my eye
and it's so beautiful, and she's doing so well. And
guess what she's studying media.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
I tried to talk her out of.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
It, so is mine, and I tried to talk around it.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, instead you're driving her around two you know.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Well, actually now increasingly she's to drive me around, and
I'm very proud of how she's going. She's actually keeping
her cool surprisingly well, given who in the passenger seat
through the imaginary break.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yeah, I've got a classic. Have you got all?

Speaker 9 (15:48):
You want to go to the call first, or you
want me to tell you about my classic story with
my daughter the other day, we'll.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Go to the call. Go to Michael in Palmelia. Hello, Michael, Michael,
what's your question for the boys?

Speaker 10 (16:01):
It's a bit embarrassing, but I've got a fifteen year
old that's very inquisitive, and he heard things coming out
of the bedroom the other night, and yeah, the next
morning he was asking what was going on with mum?
You know, was was you know? Was she sick?

Speaker 8 (16:20):
What?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
You know?

Speaker 10 (16:22):
Yeah, and you know, and we've had the four year
old walk into the bedroom and it's like I was
given as a home lick maneuver or something, you know
a little bit. It's a little bit.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
What about when the dog jumps up on the bed
as well?

Speaker 10 (16:39):
It's not the dogs. We've got two cats that do
the same thing.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Michael, have you have you got a Have you got
a TV in the bedroom? Yes, we do on the
TV and we were watching Channel seven, one of those
late shows seven and watching you at a time.

Speaker 9 (17:01):
You just have to admit, Yeah, I reckon. Honesty is
the best policy. So I did not with a four
year old, but fifteen year olds. You can't light to
your fifteen years. So just say it's about adult time
and sometimes your parents have special moments together.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
How long did decreasingly?

Speaker 5 (17:22):
So?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
How long did it go for Michael?

Speaker 10 (17:24):
Okay, we're going to time me now and look, look
something embarrassing. Also another time you heard something going and
he was clapping outside the.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Door as.

Speaker 10 (17:40):
I was just going to expectator sport.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
So it's you know, holding up scolds. All right, let's
call the year.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Thanks for an awkward one there, Michael. Seriously, mate, go
go blame it on SBS, blame it on the TV.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I'll get you out of I'll get us out of trouble.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Until they're at school.

Speaker 9 (18:00):
Yeah, exactly the other day, I'm sitting around the table
and Madison comes home with a friend, okay, and they
they're talking about Emma Watson you know, yeah, hermione.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, hermione, hermione, her mooney.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
From you should know that if your father of.

Speaker 9 (18:15):
The yeah clever girl turned a teacup into a parrot
or something. So I'm thinking, this is no worries. I'm sweetie,
I can cheat chippy because normally I've got no I'm ignorant, stupid.
So Emma Watson safe territory.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
But ball then she goes.

Speaker 9 (18:33):
They start talking about unbeknownst to me, Emma, yeah, harmione,
how do you say? He's thirty five now has just
come out and described herself as self partnered, self partnered.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Self partnered, and I just went, ah, that's after.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
She is unconsciously or consciously uncoupled from her self partner.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 9 (18:57):
I thought it was like eating pizza on the couch
and your track you daxels that, you know, not having
to share the remote, although that was self partnering, But
apparently it's a thing.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
So I just had the bar. I'm out of this conversation.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I have not heard of that one.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Partnered.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
You can't even comment on it.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I have to do some I don't understand comment on
what I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
It's self partnered.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
See what my best dad happy on her?

Speaker 9 (19:26):
Okay, my best My best ifort was why can't you
hear a terodactyl go to the bathroom because the PA
is silent? Because daxels felt with a peace? Thanks Einstein.
We got five have let's finish with five do something there?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Dad joke everybody. Dad joke of the year coming up.
My coach and I share a sense of humor. We
have to he doesn't have one.

Speaker 9 (20:04):
But that was a double meaning, right, I don't mind
that it's a double meaning because you think about their coach.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Hold on, I go the Dockers.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
More more of Lisa and Mussell's podcast. It's on the
way So the Sure Report on ninety six.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
AIRFM, Paramount Movies is bringing another video game to the
big screen. They're going to produce a live action film
based on Call of Duty. Call of Duty is one
of the most popular video games of all time in
the US. It's been a top selling game franchise for
the last sixteen years. Here in Australia, it's been in
the top five for a long time. I looked it
up and evidently we like Mario better.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Oh we're different.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, Well, and that's a lot that Mario would be
less violent. Wouldn't it so.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Good on been around longer too? If they've made so
much money those things.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
God, there's another Knives Out film coming to Netflix this December.
This is a little up more more up my street
than Call of Duty. They've pronounced. Daniel Craig's third Knives
Out movie, Wake Up Dead, will be out December twelfth.
This one also stars Glenn Close and Josh Brolin and
me Lacunis and Jeremy Renner. Kevin Costner has paid tribute

(21:16):
to his Dancers with Wolves co star Graham Green, who's
died age seventy three after a long illness. Screen was
nominated for an Oscar supporting Oscar for his role as
Kicking Bird in the nineteen ninety Epiic Cosner this posted
a tribute, saying, a few things come to mind when
I think of Graham Green in our time together on
Dancers with Wolves. I think of how willing he was

(21:36):
to learn the Lakota language. I think of my joy
when I heard his work was recognized with an Oscar nomination.
He was a master at work and a wonderful human being.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
That was a huge that was such it was a
long movie too.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
It was a very long movie, but.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
But it didn't feel like it.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
It was wonderful.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
It was one of those It was the comeback of
the grandiose Western.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
And then he made Water World, thought Kevin.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
I didn't think that that was it. I mean, yeah,
it was a poor attempt at mad Max on water.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
But speaking of wolves, what to keep the wolves from
your livestock? I don't think we have wolves here. But
here's what biologists are doing in the US on the
California Oregon border. They're blasting ac DC's Thunderstruck and they're
doing it from drones. Drones have changed everything, and the

(22:29):
gray wolves are hating it. If you had to blast
one song to keep people away, Russell, any idea, what
you choose?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Looks through playlists just to make sure that he doesn't
offend Graham, the headed controller of programming here. No, No,
just great songs? Look, uh, Richard Claydonman. Maybe up loud
some Kenny g. You know, really something wrong with Kenny G. Wow,
up loud over a period of time, you know, like

(23:00):
in those automated toilets like down at Elizabeth Key in
that and the door closes and a really low fidelity.
They don't. That's designed to get people away. Yeah, so
that that would be a good That would be a
good choice.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Mine is easy. Do you remember that Rebecca Black abomination
called Friday Friday? Ah, she made it. She made it
on her laptop in her bed.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Get me out of her house to make it stop. No,
let's go again. No, that's oh my god.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
That or Mini Rippleton for the wind, but you got
a love.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh that's a bit harsh, Mini could sing.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Mick Buckley here has over thirty five years experience and
is considered to be one of the best investigators in WA.
He's been involved in recovering lost or stolen pets for
many families, and this morning he joins us Mick Buckley,
Private investigator, slash pet detective.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Good morning, Good morning us, at least good morning inspector.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Now have you been You've been brought across our situation
with producer SUSI. There's a lady who keeps throwing bags
of dog poo into her garden. We know she has
a sausage dog. That's pretty much all we know, Green
Green Pool bagshot. Can you give us some ideas on

(24:24):
how we can take it from here.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Do you know roughly what time of the day.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Is sing hang on stand by morning mornings?

Speaker 8 (24:35):
You look, we could serve the camera in the front yard.
Is there a normal front yard or flats or what.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Is its a it's a villa, yes.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
Is it a front villa? It is the front front Yes, Okay,
we can the camera and film anybody that walks past.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
We're going to get your lady.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
You're done, then we can put it on Facebook and
make it very famous.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
This is so, this is this is incredible. What when
and how did you get into stolen pet investigations?

Speaker 8 (25:10):
Well, when I first got when was years ago where
a lady rang up in said a three year old
daughter was devastated. The photo was in jail and somebody
had stolen their staffy. We went down to Rockingham and
looked at the address when they thought this young boy
twelve year old boy there Apparently we're able to ascertain

(25:33):
that they also had an a proper your Midland, so
we've gone out to the middle of When we got there,
there's the rowd iron gate with mesh across the bottom,
so we knew that Chops was there. Knocked on my
door and asked to get chops and they corporated, they
had to. Yeah, and we took it back and then
came to a little girl.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Oh wow, a happy ending.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
What's what you what?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
It's the longest time for a pet to have gone
missing that you've been able to retrieve a pet? As
you know, we hear stories of years.

Speaker 8 (26:09):
I mean book we had sorry but a case where
a person was living with a person down Monday Jong
Way and when they left, they took the dog and
the person didn't know where she moved to to a
while before she decided ring a private mesco. When she
ring me, I was able to track it down, and

(26:32):
we've gone to the house and knocked on the door
and the dog comes the door with the new owner
and then becoosed the time and the mean we lived
with the dog.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Never give up.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, some of the some of these designer dog puppies
these days you can pay more for than a car.
So is it the cost that is the main motivation
for people steal pets?

Speaker 8 (27:02):
I think the one reason why they would.

Speaker 10 (27:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:05):
Obviously, as you say, you know some of those little dogs,
you know they're for or five thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah? Yeah, And what about in custody cases. That would
be that would be a thing too, I expect, not unlike.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
That would be doubly tricky.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yeah, is there another.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Is there a lot of waiting around in cars wearing disguises,
using binoculars that sort of thing every day.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
I've got people that have worked for me. They've got
a country jobs at each top of day, so that'll
be interesting.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
So I've got sorry, I was going to say, there
is so much work on, You've actually got a team.

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Yeah, I've got some people that work for me, but
they actually freelance. They actually do work for other companies.
But they're so professional that they're in demand. And I
think myself and Robin Cotman she gets, you know, get
the first picture, I reckon. You know, there's two when
they're available.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
It's sad that it's a growing business for you. Well
not sad for you, but it is a growing well.

Speaker 8 (28:09):
It's happening with people not going to work and atending
their crook. You know. The insurance companies have always got
work on. Oh yeah people, so they've got these disabilities
when they haven't and.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Then they're outdoing other things.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
Might she.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Dog acts, Yes, Well, it's it's absolutely fascinating.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
And I think it's just a line of work that
most people never would have given thought to, that that
it's out there, unless unless, of course, you really really
need it. And Mick, that's the good thing. You're there
when they really need.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
It, and people can in fact inquire about your services
at Mick Buckley Private Investigator dot com. Josh Au fascinating
and we will will, We'll be in touch about the
sausage dog.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yes and Russell ninety six FM
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