Lisa & Russell: He Just Sat There and Then He Ordered A Beer

Lisa went to the driving range over the weekend and has some questions about driving range etiquette. What are your thoughts?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did you manage to get out yesterday?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Lisa at arm point, Yes, yes, I did you do
you mention the driving range?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Was it a successful yes?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Exercise ish, I'll talk about that a bit later on
this morning when we talk about have you done something
excuse me great that no one saw, but I just
wanted to mention I went to the driving range the
other day as well, on the weekend on Saturday. And
what I really want to know what the etiquette is

(00:31):
in because there's a lot of golf etiquet and.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
So there's a lot to learn.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
But at the driving range etiquette. I booked half an
hour in the bay, as I do because that's about
enough time when you're on your own. And I've gone
and there was a guy in the bay and you know,
he wrapped up his whatever how long he'd been there for,
and he finished. It's not like he kept going or anything,
but he didn't leave. He sat like at the intimidating no,

(01:01):
just just creepily. He just sat there and then he
ordered a beer. And it's like, I thought, what is
the golf for saying? This isn't the bar, You're creepy, creeper.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
This is your bay, this is your go to the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yes, what are you doing? Why are you still here?
Go away?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Was he just staring at you?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, I don't know, because he was. He was sitting
behind me, so I couldn't even see what was but
it was.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Totally just knew.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Of course I did.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I go away. You know this, I'm having my practice
on the driving range right now. This is not This
is not somewhere where you hang around afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You go and you're not confident enough yet that you
want to do it audience.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
And I was just waiting for the you know, the
man's playing unsolicited advice to come from behind me. That
made it even creepier that he didn't say anything at all.
So what's the etiquette golfers? Do I get to say?
Bugger off, weird creeper?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, you just turn around, you just look at me.
You just go? Can I help you? Are you done?
Are you done?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Are you finished?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
With the bay? Is there?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Are you think over there? I think the bar is
over there? No, I think I look on this one.
I'm absolutely weird. Yeah, absolutely, I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Like it either, and it would be very off putting.
It was very off putting, which mean.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
You lost a valuable half an hour and your journey
towards golf stardom.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's exactly what happened anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Anyway, So if you go to the golfing range or
to your beer at the bar, and.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Once you've done your thing, go away.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Leave Lisa alone.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
She's busy, she's practicing, she's learning, and I'm shy.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Did you know that? No, actually I didn't