Captain Underpants

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this guy's just become a cult hero. Man nine News.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Last night, it.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Was all over the news. Yes, Melbourne homeowner chases down
and restrains alleged home invader in his underpants.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Good on, here, he's the full story.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
No one is messing with this father of four on
the tail of alleged home invaders wearing only his underwear.
So I instantly knew what was going on, and yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Bolted after him.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Grand Brown heard whispers outside his bedroom door. At three
point thirty this morning. He confronted two teenagers and chased
them down can care A Road in Hawthorne until he
caught a fifteen year old already out on bail.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
If it's like justice, you know, what's the deterrent?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Right?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Like here, what's going to stop them coming back?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
They got even a fright.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Having left his phone at home, the forty year old
made the boy called police himself.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Pulled up his top to see if he had a weapon,
and then and then this guy's like, don't hert me.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
You can call the cops.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Just don't hurt me.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
I'm all right, you can call the cops.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Officer swiftly arrested the teen and found his fourteen year
old co accused hiding nearby Grant becoming a local hero.

Speaker 6 (01:07):
Captain Underpants, we call him in our house. Oh he's
so brave. My wife said he was quite jacked. So
you know, he obviously trains, and he trains for this moment.
He's trained for.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
The moment, Captain underfare, fleeing down the street fighting crime.
Good on, we've all been there though.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
He's brave in Melbourne, you know, it might have been
crime city of Australia.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
And rather cold too.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
It's still a bit cool there, Donna.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
When have you been caught in your underwear? What have
you been doing?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Because we live about one point two k's and off
the road, I thought, oh, for good of a bear.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Back on the horse right in MII and.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
No bra I didn't put a bra on because.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
It was so hot. Anyway, this literally guy turns up
on the path on.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh no, and I'm like, oh my god, actually toppless
a bit like lady go diver. Isn't it just to
get around on the horse with nothing on?

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Sir?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
No, you just you're there?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, Well that's that's bright because I'm so hot.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
A little cruise.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Next thing, this guy turns up for the delivery.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I need to sign for that, sir to just keep
me yeah exactly, and drop it off.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Stop it please.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Uncomfortable Look at you, guys. He's our real lived lady Diver.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
I like Captain Underpants. We call him in our house.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hands is in Glamorgan. The hands here you go, mate?
What have you been in your underwear out in public?

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yes? I forgot to put the wheel had been out
for the rubbish pickup and I was getting dressed in
the morning. I heard the truck coming down the street.
So I ran out, just in my jocks and frigging
and there was a group of people come through stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, don't you know. I'm trying to sneakly get out
of it.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Just move on. Happens.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
It happened to me just before I moved house. Hands
don't worry.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
Captain Underpants we call him in our house.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
And I ran back inside because I went to do
the same thing. I was like, well, the binges got
about to come. It was literally the day before I moved,
and I was like, oh my gosh, there's my neighbor
in the driveway. He's going to come over.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
So I had to wrap back Robie Mary, Mary, your
underwear mate. What happened?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, before I tell you that, when I see Dona
next time, I have a good discussion with it.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
You will, right, okay, in case she does it again,
you'll never meet.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Donna all right.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Personally?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay? Well Marty, okay, what about your underwear story mates?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
And we went down to Gold Coast for weekend. So
we're walking down the main street of Burley, crowd everywhere,
and one of them, da meet.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh no, I've been.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Here.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Shocked to bet you were, But everyone else was too.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Marty the youngest, glad he was wearing underwear. Thanks Marty.
What a legend, hey, out running after crime Marney in
your underwear.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
Captain underpants, we call him in our house.