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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I smelled something of Marley this morning. It was a
perfume of some type.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What is well, Okay, it's well, it's actually like it's
like an oil.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
But my girlfriend has just been overseas to Europe, okay,
and she brought me a couple of little things back.
She went to Greece in a few places, and she
in her travels she's found this, well, what they call
like a pheromone oil.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Right, that is is like a perfume.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
But you wear it and it works naturally with your
own body's chemistry, Okay, and it's meant to attract your
perfect partner. So of course she sees it and says,
this is what I.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Need, maman's. So I've got up with her on the
weekend and she's gone.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
To Greece and I'm a big fan of well, the
grease they call it the evil eye, right with the
protective protective eye, and she always buys me one normally here,
so she got some from Greece and then she gets this.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I said, what is this?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
She said, well, you know, I'm concerned for you, and
I haven't been a fan of your previous choices, so
I think you need some further help. So it's this.
I wish he's right.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
She said, you're only attracting dickheads.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's got to stop.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's just got to stop. I went, yes, all of.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
She said, I just you know it's enough. She said,
you're not taking my advice. I want to set up
your own profile and monitor it for you. I went,
I do not want mind you everybody. I'm very fine.
I'm actually enjoying my loan time. I'm sick of being
palmed off, of them trying to marry me off. But
she said, I think this will help you. She said,
because apparently on all the ads overseas, people walk past
(01:31):
and they're almost sweeping you off your feet.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
And I'm like, yes, but it's probably going to be
another one of the dickheads.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's fine. I'm like, that's not going to work. I said, look,
I'll give it a go and just see what happens.
We'll do a little survey back for you on Friday
night when we catch up for a drink. What happened
this week wearing the pheromone papium. But I appreciate her health.
My friends don't come over and help me finish my
painting and renovations. They buy me stupid. This here's your
(01:58):
pheromone oil to attract your perfect.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, I was thinking of actually buying you some tickets
to go see Cole play, setting you out with some billionaire.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
See what happens I can't give myself on the kiss
cam was some random standing next to me.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
But you never know. You never started a whole new thing.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Actually that's a friends are always trying to be helpful.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, they always, and I appreciate her efforts. By the way,
what did you think? Did you like it?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah? I mind, mind it.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It's all right. Let's see what happens to them.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I a waker. No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Trying to attract you longer than most of my mate.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Ye're all good, buddy, that's why. What did your friends
help you out with me? What do they give you?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
They you give me someone deodorant?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Right, Well, they might be trying to tell you something
that might help you out, mate.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Your friends are helpful like that.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I detected an accent there, claude. Where are you from, mate?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I am from you?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
And mate? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Awesome, awesome? I love yeah, I do too, love it.
Traces on the line, Trace, how have your friends try
to help you out?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Edible nickers.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
No, no way, how did that help.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Let's not get into that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
But but yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I didn't wear them. Ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
This is a joke. I'm not wearing.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Were they just questioning? Why would they get you that?
I mean, I shouldn't question it, but yeah, well I
don't know. Maybe they thought it would make me more desirable,
and you give him something to do.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Stop stop it now, he might be hungry.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
How could you be more desirable already?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's terrible. I don't know about that would years ago?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I mean, I mean, look, never do that now, even
if I wanted a fourth husband. Well, I love the
same My friend is doing this, but I think she
probably needs the anti dickheads brain, not a pheromone permium,
because that seems to be my problem.