Katrina's likely excuse for being late

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We don't want floods.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Marni's no.

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I floods as an excuse being late for work today.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I was late this morning and I ran campo because
this actually happened, and I believe most people's houses would
be in disarray at the moment. I've had to move
my daughter and her bed because she was up against
a whole stream of windows. It's where her bed is
when the cyclone was coming through. So she's in the
middle of a sleepout at the moment campaign and she
actually likes it, she likes being there. But she plugged

(00:25):
her fan in last night and the sleep outdoor is
off from my bedroom. And I got up at midnight
and here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I knew it. I knew it. I'm going to move
that fan back because the cord.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Is draping up right, and I thought, I'm going to
get up at three point thirty and I'm going to
fall over that did you well? I moved it back,
and as I'm walking out the bedroom with all the
lights off, I've got a plate, I've got cups, whatever
I've had by the bedside in my hand, my mobile phone.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I've seen it. And when she's moved it, no worries.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
So I've stood over it. I've got halfway there, but no,
the backfoot did not. As the cat's running out, I'm like, right,
don't step on the cat. Let's not wake everyone up.
Next minute, I go straight over the court and I
did wake everyone up because I fell and I broke
the glass that I was holding. That smashed on the
timber floors, and then I grazed all my hit.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I showed you it's actually killing me when you find me.
I said, likely story.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
You know that that's never a likely story with me,
because then I had to clean up the glass, didn't
I had to move the girls into another room. I'm
like to stay over there. And it's like three point
thirty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
You should have said, look, there's water, Caterina is in
with God. Why are you late for work today?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, I had to borrow my brother in law's car
yesterday because my car's not working Ryan, and gone to
put my bluetoes on the sun visor and there's an Okay,
so I screamed, I smashed this thing, but it's still
it was it's still alive somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
If I'm your boss.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Likely story, just dribble eradicating a pest before she can
even get into the vehicle.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
This is it, no one needs it, and that the
car didn't.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Get set on fire.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's getting worse. Just stay hometrina. I did go back.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Inside and contemplated it, but I got the spray and
I thought, no, I have to be brave. So yes,
I'm merely at work now.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
With a can of fly spray. That's it.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
It's there, it's next to me.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm not dying.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm not saying it because she's freaking out. I can't
say anything because to concentrate on the