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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Going over the list of the weirdest jobs money. We've
already mentioned the water slide tester and the snake milking.
What about professional mourner. You say you attend funerals. It's
like it's like wedding crashes. Funeral crashes just turn up
and mourn.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I don't understand. Well, apparently it's it's a very deeply
respected role in traditions.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, I don't want to I don't want to make
a joke of it. But of course, I mean just
the name of it sounds funny.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I don't think I could do that. Couldn't I could
not do that would be very distressing.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Well, yes, I mean people are morning.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Anyway, absolutely in someone.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
What about this job panda cuddler.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh that's a better job. But could that be color panda?
Oh my gosh, it's chasing me.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They look cuddly, they've got big claws and teeth.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, but it says, let's cuddle pole the beds. No,
hang on. It says basically that research centers working to
protect the endangered speak species. Obviously, they care for the animals,
they feed them, they clean the enclosures and provide daily affection.
The job the job is physically demanding and requires patience,
but also draws interest from around the globe for its
(01:18):
heart melting appeal. I know, well, you would have to
know how to handle them. You couldn't just go in
and the wild animals, you know, so they'd have to
be training give us, Yes, I know they have to be.
I like this one though. Professional sleeper.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, I'd like to get paid to sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yes, paid to nap, often working for university's mattress brands.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
What about face feeler, give me give me your face?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I think i'd like someone.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What do you put on a blindfold?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
What's this for? Offer sensory scientists tied by skin care
and yeah, cosmetic companies. I guess to touch people's faces
and evaluate the product's effectiveness, to assess smoothness, dryness, change
in texture. I don't think i'd like someone to to
my face.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
What about fake security guard? Well, I'm sure there's plenty.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Of them, impascinating security guards. Fake paparazzi, Well, so is
this for people wanting to look like someone's actually taking
pictures of them? It's like hang on the paths have
turned up. Unfortunately, those paus didn't get into the game.
Now where you wanted people to be.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Talking about you, Clinton kill Coya Clint. What's what's the
weird job you had?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Mate?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Oh? Good.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I used to work at Ultimore in Sydney for the
ABC television and I used to do all the backdrops
and stuff for the players from set up the Rock
of Clark and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, pretty interesting, enjoy it, that's right. Yeah, I met
h and what were they on? Play school?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
But yeah, no, it was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Good.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, it would have been interesting, mate, absolutely building sets
for yeah TV shows, especially the Rocket was infamous and
you made it. Yeah, awesome, that too, very unique.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, I love that. That's awesome. Marks and the crows
Nest Mark the weirdest job.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, like years ago, we're hammering the line thirteen and
a half days out the other side of Stargo and
into Saga and we had to go a meet and
a half lighte and meet and a half deep through
Coffee Rock and it was just taken forever. It's just
a big job. And if someone to come and see
what we were doing, and I said, yeah, you can
come out and have a look anyway, he said, and
(03:47):
he saw how long it was taking and what a
hard job it was, and he said, oh my god, mate,
he said, what's the worst job you ever had?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
A day?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Mate's thought and flight poo out of pepper in bad
light with a pin.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I don't know whether that's a real job, but it'll
be a tough one.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Thank you make in our spare time. Yes, love, we
go at it.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I have tried to get flies with toothpicks and stuff.
No good luck, Robson Logan. What's your weird job, Robin?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
It wasn't me, but he is back. I used to
work at the Doldy Casino and one of the guys
that started the after I did, he told me that
he was a forensic cleaner. So basically what he would
do after the police would go and investigate sen the
(04:44):
prime the bodies and stuff, he would go in and
clean afterwards.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well that is a job, absolutely, and that's that's a
full on job.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Wow, yeah, that'd be That would be a tough day, honey.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, I know, tough job to do, but these are
jobs that are out there absolutely for people, and I'm
sure they actually reward people. It's not easy to do.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm still thinking about cuddling the panda.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well, that's A nice's a it is a nice job.
I would think it would be a nice job.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You might be finished cuddling the panda, but it might
not be.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm I'm staying okay, see you in a couple of hours.
Ander says no.
Going over the list of the weirdest jobs money. We've
already mentioned the water slide tester and the snake milking.
What about professional mourner. You say you attend funerals. It's
like it's like wedding crashes. Funeral crashes just turn up
and mourn.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I don't understand. Well, apparently it's it's a very deeply
respected role in traditions.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, I don't want to I don't want to make
a joke of it. But of course, I mean just
the name of it sounds funny.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I don't think I could do that. Couldn't I could
not do that would be very distressing.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Well, yes, I mean people are morning.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Anyway, absolutely in someone.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
What about this job panda cuddler.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh that's a better job. But could that be color panda?
Oh my gosh, it's chasing me.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They look cuddly, they've got big claws and teeth.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, but it says, let's cuddle pole the beds. No,
hang on. It says basically that research centers working to
protect the endangered speak species. Obviously, they care for the animals,
they feed them, they clean the enclosures and provide daily affection.
The job the job is physically demanding and requires patience,
but also draws interest from around the globe for its
(01:18):
heart melting appeal. I know, well, you would have to
know how to handle them. You couldn't just go in
and the wild animals, you know, so they'd have to
be training give us, Yes, I know they have to be.
I like this one though. Professional sleeper.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, I'd like to get paid to sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yes, paid to nap, often working for university's mattress brands.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
What about face feeler, give me give me your face?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I think i'd like someone.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What do you put on a blindfold?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
What's this for? Offer sensory scientists tied by skin care
and yeah, cosmetic companies. I guess to touch people's faces
and evaluate the product's effectiveness, to assess smoothness, dryness, change
in texture. I don't think i'd like someone to to
my face.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
What about fake security guard? Well, I'm sure there's plenty.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Of them, impascinating security guards. Fake paparazzi, Well, so is
this for people wanting to look like someone's actually taking
pictures of them? It's like hang on the paths have
turned up. Unfortunately, those paus didn't get into the game.
Now where you wanted people to be.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Talking about you, Clinton kill Coya Clint. What's what's the
weird job you had?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Mate?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Oh? Good.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I used to work at Ultimore in Sydney for the
ABC television and I used to do all the backdrops
and stuff for the players from set up the Rock
of Clark and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Well, pretty interesting, enjoy it, that's right. Yeah, I met
h and what were they on? Play school?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
But yeah, no, it was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Good.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, it would have been interesting, mate, absolutely building sets
for yeah TV shows, especially the Rocket was infamous and
you made it. Yeah, awesome, that too, very unique.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, I love that. That's awesome. Marks and the crows
Nest Mark the weirdest job.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, like years ago, we're hammering the line thirteen and
a half days out the other side of Stargo and
into Saga and we had to go a meet and
a half lighte and meet and a half deep through
Coffee Rock and it was just taken forever. It's just
a big job. And if someone to come and see
what we were doing, and I said, yeah, you can
come out and have a look anyway, he said, and
(03:47):
he saw how long it was taking and what a
hard job it was, and he said, oh my god, mate,
he said, what's the worst job you ever had?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
A day?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Mate's thought and flight poo out of pepper in bad
light with a pin.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I don't know whether that's a real job, but it'll
be a tough one.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Thank you make in our spare time. Yes, love, we
go at it.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I have tried to get flies with toothpicks and stuff.
No good luck, Robson Logan. What's your weird job, Robin?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
It wasn't me, but he is back. I used to
work at the Doldy Casino and one of the guys
that started the after I did, he told me that
he was a forensic cleaner. So basically what he would
do after the police would go and investigate sen the
(04:44):
prime the bodies and stuff, he would go in and
clean afterwards.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well that is a job, absolutely, and that's that's a
full on job.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Wow, yeah, that'd be That would be a tough day, honey.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, I know, tough job to do, but these are
jobs that are out there absolutely for people, and I'm
sure they actually reward people. It's not easy to do.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I'm still thinking about cuddling the panda.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well, that's A nice's a it is a nice job.
I would think it would be a nice job.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You might be finished cuddling the panda, but it might
not be.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm I'm staying okay, see you in a couple of hours.
Ander says no.
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