What are you apologising for

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This woman just wants to apologize.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Marling.

Speaker 3 (00:02):
Yeah, she's gone viral for a little video. Her husband's
out of town and clearly won't even hear it, doesn't
follow up, but she thought she'd just apologized for a
few other things. And we've all been there. I'm going
to have to confess up to one in a minute.
I'm sure it's already no one, but I told a
bit of a favy about it. But this lady, this
is the vein of what she's apologizing about.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Have a listened.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, Hello, my.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Name is Cat, I'm fifty one years old, and i'd
just like to formally apologize to my husband while he's
away and actually can't hear anything that I'm saying. To
start with, I just want to apologize for overcooking your
vegetables for the last two months and stripping them of
all nutritional value, just so that I could ensure that
I did not have to listen to you too while
we were sitting down for dinner every night. Secondly, I

(00:48):
know that you work really hard every single day so
that you can provide for your family, and that you think,
due to the nature of your job, that you're going
to bed every night, and your knees are aching at about
three in the morning. But that's actually because I've been
kicking you because you're snoring. Sorry about that. Thirdly, the
New Slands that you bought don't have a slit in
them because they're faulty. I cut them. I cut them
because you're not lifting your feet when you walk. You're
just shuffling. You're shuffling up and down the hallway and

(01:09):
I can't stand the noise of it.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Also, the ice machine in the fridge isn't faulty. I
broke it because I don't want to hear you crunching.
And finally, when you ring me and I quite often
say to you that I can't talk right now because
my phone's about to go like that, that's a lie.
That's a lie. I just don't really want to talk
to you.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Thank you. We look, we've all been there, we have
Can I just can I right now? My previous partner,
I hope he's not listening. We had this the car
that he's got right now, you put these big toeing mirrors. Yes, yes,

(01:49):
I may have hit the pole on the way out
after I was told everyone, but I blame someone in
the car park.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
It was your fault, wasn't it. Yes, you need to apologize.
I did. I've actually done it, done up the list.
I want to apologize for always being wrong, for not
reading your mind, not following the GPS, for being born, breathing.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Just walking into you again, apologize.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
She says, can you stop stop stop that breathing in
and out? Okay, exactly, Robs and Kentill, what are you
apologizing for?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wrong guys? How are you good?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
What are you apologizing for?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh? Mate? I had to my husband because after I
finished steading up the cattle and the car from now,
I've come upstairs to get bricky and I think and
I asked him because he was meting real bad right,
So then I had to eat humble pie, didn't I?
Because I had tough poo on my boots.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh it was you.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
You bla blamed him, and I bet you. He took
the took the apology, accepted it.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
He didn't say words, game ting, not game thing.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
No traces in Marca trace. What are you apologizing for?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh god, I'm apologizing to my beautiful husband for leaving
the toilet seat up. Oh all the time I leave
it up.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
My wife does it for him.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Alady, already we had a gentleman this morning. He was
rereading his wife out, putting him down.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
No, already for him.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I leave it up. And then he gets because he
leaves it down for me. And then I leave it back.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Up as you do, thoughtful. So you can't win. You
can't win, you can't you never win.