What Mum can say to Dad but Dad can't say to Mum

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Things that mom can say to dad, but Dad can't
say back. And it's very true. It's very true when
you think about it.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Your mother has said to me that I can never
say to her, I can catch a glass.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
You look like an axe.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Mur that's terrible.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Once she called me dumb as a stump for jacket
stranger in the parking lot. He spoke Italian machine catching
a movie forty two about Jackie Robinson, and she looks

(00:39):
at me. She says, every woman wants a man with
a body like that.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Don't come near me. Explain you were working out on
the grass, so you were snowy.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well, this is terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
They don't get that bad.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Hanging half way.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
It's good to be away from you for a couple
of dings.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, is so funny, looks in brassel get Ian. What
have you got to say? Mate?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, she can tell me that I'll get a big butt,
but I can't tell her that.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Absolutely blow her my.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, definitely, mate, you can't be saying that. That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
But they ask my wife will go does my butt
look big in that? This is a drink question, loaded,
pretty loaded, very loaded. Just sitting there Jamie's on the line, Jamie,
where are you from? Mate? All right, but what's what's

(01:58):
your mom? Say that your dad can't I can't die
to my watch and that's I can't I have a headache.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh no, don't be saying that. Good luck. Imagine it.
Imagine it, just imagining that.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm sitting there thinking, could I say that? Could I
say I've got a headache? Oh, she'd say, hard enough
when you got man flu made of minds? Just send
me a text message. It says, I accept your apology
like your dad. Just can't say that to your mother.

(02:39):
I accept your apology like that never even happened. Bradson,
pinking market. Brad, how you going, mane? What have you
got to me? You look at a bit shabby.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Why don't you have a shave? And I said, well,
if you said under your arms, la, no.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You did not. You haven't got the guns. They tell
me about five doors in the house and I heard
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Lab That is terrible. All right, okay, okay,