July 29, 2025 • 3 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
River Nine for night Marney and Campo for Breakfast. Warning
labels money you found something in the ship?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, yeah, it started with that. We've had a couple
this week, but I've been doing work at home and
cleaning up and my son and I were in the
garage on the weekend, right and we discovered which I
had no recollection of having, that I've got a chainsaw.
Of course I do, but I went made did you
know we had a chain saw? He's like, nah, where
(00:26):
is it? And I'm like, well, over on the shelf here?
How long have we had a chainsaw? Whose is it?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
They coming? Andy?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Was it here when I bought this property? He's like,
I don't know, Mum, I've no one's ever used a
chainsaw here.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm like no.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
So we pulled it out and had a look at it.
But the warning label on the side. We're both sitting
there going come on, and it's on both sides of it.
It says, do not hold the wrong end of chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Especially when it's going where he's gone.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
He's gone, Mom, are they serious? And I'm like, well,
clearly mate, people do. And that's why warning labels are there,
because you have to spell things out to people that
you don't hold that end. That's why it's got a handle.
So I can't believe that. So he's taken photos and
sent around to his mates and they're all sharing silly
memes of bits and pieces and the other one he's
been crooked to this week and I've had the quadrial
(01:18):
cold and flu like you know what I mean, like
the day and and then he comes out and he
goes which one am I meant to be taking? And
I said, well, if it's night you take the nighttime one.
And he goes, what he said, right, because it's meant
to help you sleep and whatever, And I'm like, yeah, absolutely.
He goes, mum, it says he that careful. It may
put you to sleep, but it says it's for sleep.
And I'm like, yes, mate, that's what.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
We got stacks of calls coming you. I just love something.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What should come with?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, there's a warning label on a pram, remove child
before folding it. What about this? It's fun of thermometer
once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
People need to be told.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
To, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You have to tell people because clearly, clearly these things
have happened, or they do happen. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm in the cars and like I got to said
age fair Lane, seventy eight Fairlane. It tells the how
to adjust the vowels and the carbi and all the
rest of it. And then the new the new toyotas
tell you not to drink the battery acid.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's the warning levels of change. Oh my god, Debbie's
in Fernbile. What should come with the warning label?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Dead husbands that don't know what they want in bunning?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yes, yes, well they should always have a clear plan
for going there, walking around the aisles and then buying
all sorts of things that you don't really need, and
the thing that you need it doesn't come home. Yes,
I agree.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, we're going to Buddings right now, and he's not
got a clue what he wants.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
He'd be there for hours. He might walk out with nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Know. He'll walk out with me and usually thinks that
he doesn't even need straight away, but he goes, I
might need it one day.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Needs a warning label, or two.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Of them, just in case one breaks. I get it now,
I get it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
He might come out with a new drill money, and
there's this warning label on this drill like it's a
power drill, says this product not intended for use as
a dental drill.
River Nine for night Marney and Campo for Breakfast. Warning
labels money you found something in the ship?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, yeah, it started with that. We've had a couple
this week, but I've been doing work at home and
cleaning up and my son and I were in the
garage on the weekend, right and we discovered which I
had no recollection of having, that I've got a chainsaw.
Of course I do, but I went made did you
know we had a chain saw? He's like, nah, where
(00:26):
is it? And I'm like, well, over on the shelf here?
How long have we had a chainsaw? Whose is it?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
They coming? Andy?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Was it here when I bought this property? He's like,
I don't know, Mum, I've no one's ever used a
chainsaw here.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm like no.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
So we pulled it out and had a look at it.
But the warning label on the side. We're both sitting
there going come on, and it's on both sides of it.
It says, do not hold the wrong end of chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Especially when it's going where he's gone.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
He's gone, Mom, are they serious? And I'm like, well,
clearly mate, people do. And that's why warning labels are there,
because you have to spell things out to people that
you don't hold that end. That's why it's got a handle.
So I can't believe that. So he's taken photos and
sent around to his mates and they're all sharing silly
memes of bits and pieces and the other one he's
been crooked to this week and I've had the quadrial
(01:18):
cold and flu like you know what I mean, like
the day and and then he comes out and he
goes which one am I meant to be taking? And
I said, well, if it's night you take the nighttime one.
And he goes, what he said, right, because it's meant
to help you sleep and whatever, And I'm like, yeah, absolutely.
He goes, mum, it says he that careful. It may
put you to sleep, but it says it's for sleep.
And I'm like, yes, mate, that's what.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
We got stacks of calls coming you. I just love something.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What should come with?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, there's a warning label on a pram, remove child
before folding it. What about this? It's fun of thermometer
once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
People need to be told.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
To, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You have to tell people because clearly, clearly these things
have happened, or they do happen. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm in the cars and like I got to said
age fair Lane, seventy eight Fairlane. It tells the how
to adjust the vowels and the carbi and all the
rest of it. And then the new the new toyotas
tell you not to drink the battery acid.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's the warning levels of change. Oh my god, Debbie's
in Fernbile. What should come with the warning label?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Dead husbands that don't know what they want in bunning?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yes, yes, well they should always have a clear plan
for going there, walking around the aisles and then buying
all sorts of things that you don't really need, and
the thing that you need it doesn't come home. Yes,
I agree.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, we're going to Buddings right now, and he's not
got a clue what he wants.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
He'd be there for hours. He might walk out with nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Know. He'll walk out with me and usually thinks that
he doesn't even need straight away, but he goes, I
might need it one day.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Needs a warning label, or two.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Of them, just in case one breaks. I get it now,
I get it.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
He might come out with a new drill money, and
there's this warning label on this drill like it's a
power drill, says this product not intended for use as
a dental drill.
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