October 23, 2025 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Cooper called you yesterday. Martie was a disaster. It was
and I felt for him. Sure, my dear son. I
get this call and he's like, Mum, where was he first? Well, first,
because he's not meant to well, he has his phone.
It's good, but they're not meant to be using their phone.
So anyway, he calls me and I'm like, oh gosh,
what's happened? And he's like, mom, Mum, I haven't got
(00:22):
long because you know, I'm not meant to be on
my phone. But I'm in the toilet. I said, right,
I said, is everything all right? And he's gone, Well,
he goes can I go to the uniform shop and
get a new pair of pants? And I'm like, what's
happened And he said, well, I'm trying to Apparently there
must have been sport on and he didn't. He didn't
take his uniform. So he said, Sir said to me
(00:43):
go and help set up some of this equipment. So
he said, I'm doing that. That's fine. I've bent over
to put this thing, this something up goals or something
they were doing on the top field. And he split
his pants. Hasn't He's going He's at an All boys school.
He split his pants.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
This is a disaster.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's a disaster. And he said to me and I said,
oh no, And he said, can I go to the
uniform shop? And because he always asked me if he's
got to use my card, can I get another pair
of pants? And I'm like, oh my gosh, you how
much of his pants? I said, yeah, mate, well right,
oh it's this crisis.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Mom. You can't send me to school in my grade
eight pants anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm in grade ten, all right, I said, go go
and get a pair of pants. I said, he you're right.
He goes, yeah, yeah, I'll just put my bag over
my bomb and'll be all right. Okay, so we go anyway,
next minute, next minute, the phone rings again, mumy inform
shelves are not open, and I'm like, oh yeah, no
civiling on mate, if you got your good undies on?
And he's like yeah, yeah, but they're bright orange. He said,
you can't miss you can't miss my pants. And I'm like,
(01:39):
black andies, Mom, No, they're gray pants. And he's got
the bright orange Pantsunday's on it. He's going to I
hope he's not in the car going to the train
stage and he's going to I'll be up, He'll be
upset for me telling this story. Anyway, it was a crisis.
So I said, what do you want me to do?
And he said, well, the only thing you can do
is come and pick me up. But I said, well,
I can't make it in to pick you up and
then come back and go and get the girls. I said,
so mate, look, best thing you can do so if
you've got to jump up, no, no, Then he was
(02:01):
going to go and see if someone else had another
bear of shorts. So today he's going to go in
and buy another pair of pants. But and I said him,
I'm not I'm not laughing at you. He's going on
and you can hear the other boys in the toilet
and they're giving him a stiff gun. And I said,
m we'll bring them home. Can Nana fix them? He's like, Mom,
there's no way Nana could back together. I said, are
(02:24):
you sure you did this out playing sport? He was
one of the boys done something to you? No, Mom,
I literally bend over.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And see there could be that story.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, that's what I reckon. Anyway, what of the kids
called you? Yeah, the crisis that they called you, Chris
is on the line from FLINDERSVI you gay, Chris. Here
you going guys.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Good. My daughter was at home at a mother's place
place and she was talking on the barbecue and you
know a bit of exits pat on the barbecue and
barbecue caught on fire more than what I should do.
So maybe she gave me a call and after you
want to do I did one stop cooking lessons from
your mother. She go to the barbecue several times and
(03:04):
she also killed several mixers. Turn the get off and
put the hood down on the barbecue. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Right, it's a crisis exactly exactly. And I love how
you go go in first and tell her to get
better cooking tips before you actually tell her what to do.
Have a greg at the eggs while you're there. Good work,
Yeah it love it. Leah's on the line to Leah.
What's the crisis that your kids have called?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Jada?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh, the girls were home with many one day and
they absolutely could not figure out how to turn Netflix
on own my moms break TV. It happens. Well, hope
(03:56):
you gets in and gets his pants today. He's got
to wear his sports uniform. So I do feel sorry. Friends.
It's like you'll be getting rid like you wouldn't believe.
Did you show them how to use the Netflix? They
figure it out. Yeah, there's a written instructions. Now everything
comes with instructions. Here's a step for step, going do
Cooper called you yesterday. Martie was a disaster. It was
and I felt for him. Sure, my dear son. I
get this call and he's like, Mum, where was he first? Well, first,
because he's not meant to well, he has his phone.
It's good, but they're not meant to be using their phone.
So anyway, he calls me and I'm like, oh gosh,
what's happened? And he's like, mom, Mum, I haven't got
(00:22):
long because you know, I'm not meant to be on
my phone. But I'm in the toilet. I said, right,
I said, is everything all right? And he's gone, Well,
he goes can I go to the uniform shop and
get a new pair of pants? And I'm like, what's
happened And he said, well, I'm trying to Apparently there
must have been sport on and he didn't. He didn't
take his uniform. So he said, Sir said to me
(00:43):
go and help set up some of this equipment. So
he said, I'm doing that. That's fine. I've bent over
to put this thing, this something up goals or something
they were doing on the top field. And he split
his pants. Hasn't He's going He's at an All boys school.
He split his pants.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
This is a disaster.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's a disaster. And he said to me and I said,
oh no, And he said, can I go to the
uniform shop? And because he always asked me if he's
got to use my card, can I get another pair
of pants? And I'm like, oh my gosh, you how
much of his pants? I said, yeah, mate, well right,
oh it's this crisis.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Mom. You can't send me to school in my grade
eight pants anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm in grade ten, all right, I said, go go
and get a pair of pants. I said, he you're right.
He goes, yeah, yeah, I'll just put my bag over
my bomb and'll be all right. Okay, so we go anyway,
next minute, next minute, the phone rings again, mumy inform
shelves are not open, and I'm like, oh yeah, no
civiling on mate, if you got your good undies on?
And he's like yeah, yeah, but they're bright orange. He said,
you can't miss you can't miss my pants. And I'm like,
(01:39):
black andies, Mom, No, they're gray pants. And he's got
the bright orange Pantsunday's on it. He's going to I
hope he's not in the car going to the train
stage and he's going to I'll be up, He'll be
upset for me telling this story. Anyway, it was a crisis.
So I said, what do you want me to do?
And he said, well, the only thing you can do
is come and pick me up. But I said, well,
I can't make it in to pick you up and
then come back and go and get the girls. I said,
so mate, look, best thing you can do so if
you've got to jump up, no, no, Then he was
(02:01):
going to go and see if someone else had another
bear of shorts. So today he's going to go in
and buy another pair of pants. But and I said him,
I'm not I'm not laughing at you. He's going on
and you can hear the other boys in the toilet
and they're giving him a stiff gun. And I said,
m we'll bring them home. Can Nana fix them? He's like, Mom,
there's no way Nana could back together. I said, are
(02:24):
you sure you did this out playing sport? He was
one of the boys done something to you? No, Mom,
I literally bend over.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And see there could be that story.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, that's what I reckon. Anyway, what of the kids
called you? Yeah, the crisis that they called you, Chris
is on the line from FLINDERSVI you gay, Chris. Here
you going guys.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Good. My daughter was at home at a mother's place
place and she was talking on the barbecue and you
know a bit of exits pat on the barbecue and
barbecue caught on fire more than what I should do.
So maybe she gave me a call and after you
want to do I did one stop cooking lessons from
your mother. She go to the barbecue several times and
(03:04):
she also killed several mixers. Turn the get off and
put the hood down on the barbecue. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Right, it's a crisis exactly exactly. And I love how
you go go in first and tell her to get
better cooking tips before you actually tell her what to do.
Have a greg at the eggs while you're there. Good work,
Yeah it love it. Leah's on the line to Leah.
What's the crisis that your kids have called?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Jada?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh, the girls were home with many one day and
they absolutely could not figure out how to turn Netflix
on own my moms break TV. It happens. Well, hope
(03:56):
you gets in and gets his pants today. He's got
to wear his sports uniform. So I do feel sorry. Friends.
It's like you'll be getting rid like you wouldn't believe.
Did you show them how to use the Netflix? They
figure it out. Yeah, there's a written instructions. Now everything
comes with instructions. Here's a step for step, going do
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