March 27, 2024 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait, wait, get up and go Adelaide's Fun breakfast show,
Max Andale in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey there, Alie Clarkey with you.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey, it's Max Burford.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
As you know yesterday, Ali, we talked about it. A
lot of our podcast listeners and show listeners would know.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We went and signed our.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Wills when he said we you and your wife not
we maximally no, you and me. We have no joys anything.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, we gave away stuff that No, we didn't give
you anything.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
As one of the documents you signed, enduring power of
attorney is one of the things that we sought up.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
So if you cart get somebody else, I Eliza, who
would be nominated, will be.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Able to look I nominated you, of course.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Well let me get my pen.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Pull the plug. He's just asleep.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
No, pull the plug, he'll be Anyway, we did did
that and there is a lot of legal speak on
the document and there is one sentence on it stood
out to me and I thought you would love it.
As a purveyor of our fine English language. You write
a column here, talking on the radio every day, it
mostly makes sense all of the time. I want to
know what you think of this as use of the
(01:13):
English language, Ali in witness, whereof I have here onto
a fixed my hand and seal the day and year
herein before set forth.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So that was somebody asking you to sign something.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Right pretty much sign here.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Do you know the best thing about that word salad?
That's just cost you eight hundred and ninety five bucks
by the time you've taken said, oh, coy lawyers.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I said it to this listener, I said, what is this?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And she goes mate. I put commas everywhere. They hate commas.
You're not allowed to use commas. You just have to
use words like here on too.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Hence forth, cher Ching enjoy the podcast, Max and Ali
In the Morning.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Shine getting ready for the weekend, not just the weakened,
wicked weakens.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Thank you weekend Weakened.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I said that I was only going to fill up
if the Petro went undred dollars seventy duly from Gaula.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Have you got a place for me?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Heading from Gaura in towards Manafara, I found.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
Dovo on the left hand side at dollars sixty nine
point FI.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, good north road.
Speaker 8 (02:23):
Unleaded, unlettered, not diesel, Sorry.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
No, no, no unleaded.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I need right, I'm just gonna go and wake my
husband up and get him in the car out.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
That way only puts premium octane fueling party.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Thanks, Julie, How are you driving this morning?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
All right, let's go back to soundtrack of Adelaide. We
did play the weekend. We were talking about can't feel
my face because, as you will see in the paper
all over the TV this morning, bombshell claims in the
AFL World.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Footy Drug Tests Off the.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Books, an ex club doctor from Melbourne has come out
and admitted to.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
A secret raw ali.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So the way that the story goes is a former
melbourn football club doctor has sensationally admitted to conducting off
the book's illicit drugs test, allegedly authorized by the AFL
to help players evade detection on matchdays.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
So we're talking about when you're saying off the books,
you're probably talking about party drugs and things like that.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
A yeah, party drugs. So the ways they've got.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
The three strikes at the moment, right, you get done
for a party drug, then you get a whack on
the thing but no one knows about it, and you
get three of those and if you do that, then
you're out of the game.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yes, which is very different the AFL world, as we
found out over the weekend when two AFLW players were
named having taken drug.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Name bang out for two weeks. Yeah. I don't know
any problems with this.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
They've got a lot to work out. But yeah, the
Melbourne Football Club. So this has all come out because
a Federal MP, Andrew wilk He came out in Parliament
last night and said he's received a science statement from
the former Melbourne Football club head doctor in which he
accuses the AFL of facilitating these tests out side of
the regular tests.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
God, I love parliamentary privilege.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's great. I love it. It's great, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
This doctor has said that players who confessed to have
confessed to him, like off the record that they have
taken drugs in the days before AFL games were given
secret tests to then ensure that their systems were clear,
and if they weren't clear in the lead up to
the game, they were then advised to fake an injury
so they would not risk being picked up by the
actual doping authorities post game.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, well a nose by an injury on it gets
you one week you'll be back. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, this is massive. It's a big story, repletely huge.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
And it was implicated like Andrew Wilkie, this MP has
said that in the signed letter from the former doctor
it implicates some big dogs, like there's notes from phone
conversations with Gil McLaughlin, Richard Goyda, Glenn.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Bartler, who was the former of the Melbourne Football Club.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Whoa oh yeah, wow, isn't the Melbourne Football Club. Haven't
they had a good run?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yes, yes, the Melbourne Football Club when it rains a
pause of course. Joel Smith at the moment is well.
He is an alleged accused of being a cocaine trafficker
former player. He was found with some in his system
before a game last year.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So boys are your boys? Put Adelaide playing Melbourne this
suit this weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Port Adelaide to playing Melbourne this weekend.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
And I can't tell if I'm happy with that or not,
because on one hand it's like, hey, maybe they'll ban
every single player today, But on the other hand it
might be one of those we've got a band together,
it's us against the world, all come out and.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Third option is they're just running the lines.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh you a little No, you don't get drums of
cocaine a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Go on, give me that.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast, Nix one.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Nicks one or two point three, Max and Allie in
the morning. And again, if you think you're going to
have a bad day to day, at least you in
charge of that cargo ship that ran into that bridge
in America as you have, and at least you're not
our boy Tom who left his wife's wedding dress on
top of the car and then drove off.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, they went to pick it up from a storage
facility at North started driving back to Burnside Village halfway there.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, it was a bit flat yesterday when we caught
up with him.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
We were driving to Burnside Village and the pan sort
of dropped. At that point, I was like, I don't
think the dress is in the car. So as soon
as it sort of clicked, admitted that one because I
knew that it was only delaying the inevitable.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
There.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I don't know, I still reckon. I would have slept
on it before I told her.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You reckon.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Instantly, hope and pray, Well, plenty of you were making
Tom feel We'll try to make him feel a little
bit better, sir from PARILOUI, what did you leave on
the top of your car?
Speaker 10 (06:51):
A few years ago? We were in Europe. My husband's
family's from the Czech Republic and we had troubled to
Poland with our kids. Brandie, wife had in a mad
We popped it on the top of the car, drove
for a couple of hours from Poland back to check
and realized the iPad had been on the roof the
whole time, was it? Yeah, So we waited twenty four
hours and we did find our iPads and it was
(07:13):
about twenty minutes from where we were, so it was
driven on the roof for about two hours. Fall enough,
we found it completely smashed and unusable. But yeah, it
traveled on the roof for a couple of hours through Europe.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It's great to Natlie.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Now, Angela, what about you?
Speaker 11 (07:31):
My mother and I were driving to Broken Hill. On
the way she said to me, my mouth is quite dry.
I really want some water. So I had left get
at the back of the car. So I pulled over,
got the bottle of water, opened the door, handed it
over to her whilst she took the bottle of water.
She took the teeth own put in my hand. No,
and I went, oh yeah, I popped them on the
(07:53):
rooftop and then momum's happily drinking your water. I get
back in the car and off we go pro about
ten so she said, oh, I can have my teeth now.
Oh oh, I've left them on the roof the mash
pubby all over the road. So the whole weekend we
went to see our friends. She was toothless, and you
could imagine an eighty five year old woman no teeth,
(08:13):
trying to speak and and it was really quite funny.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
What was your darling mom's name Helen?
Speaker 11 (08:19):
And blessed her little she's passed away now. She was amazing,
but she didn't take it too hard. She actually had
a giggle about it.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I know she would have been speaking like this the
whole time.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Zoey, what did you leave on the roof of your car?
Speaker 8 (08:35):
I left a man on the roof of my car.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Excuse me.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
I was driving out of the Chemist and I saw
these men walking towards my car. Because like I've obviously
like gone to dramas, I could see this man walking
towards me on the foot path, and I always make
sure my cart's lots and my sun rays was sposed
as well, and I was used always have it open.
Then he started to like shake the back door hand.
Also thank god it was closed. I'm going to drive off,
(09:03):
and I heard this sounds and I honestly thought that
I ran over a water bottle. The next thing I
can see is this foot going straight in front of
the windscreen. Turns out I didn't run over a water bottle.
He jumped my car. And as I'm going to accelerate
to drive out of the car park, he's slipped and
all I could see was his leganists foot in front
of my face and he's on top of the car yep.
(09:25):
And then he's like slipped off and jumped off whatever
he did. And then he then had the nerve to
yell at me and swear at me because I hurt him.
He's the one that jumped my car.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I was trying to get you this cruise.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Well, yeah, well I'm hiding he's a thief because if
it was someone that worked in the chemistry coming after
you just to say hey you forgotten, you would have
been really awkward.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Not the Kevin's guy. As it turns out, he did
this to two other people a few streets away from
where it happened to me. I was looking for this
guy because he was doing it other people.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Well anyway, yeah, well done.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I don't know if I could have got through that
as cool and calm and collected as you did.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Was well done and measuring a Hollywood blockbuster where you've
got Tom Cruise hanging on the roof. Raccess is always
driving out a chemist warehouse.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Week and al in the morning, Adelaide's Fun Show.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Nicks one O two point three.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
All right, we got a lot to cover us with me.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You had to thank all of our artists.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Well, I mean Harry, he knows that he has to
speak quiet now because that's early on the radio.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
All right now this time.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yesterday, in fact, when we were getting off the radio,
it was quite incredible. I think most news TVs were
certainly carrying the pictures from outside Sean P. Diddy Coombs's house.
Here's a reporter describing what was going on.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
The officers that are on the property. You can see
them right there. And this is just a small group
that was also one of the things. As soon as
they made their way into that production to and gate.
The first thing they did was open up all those
doors on that range were over and then made their
way into this portion of the home.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
It just went on and on and on. So why
well Record producer Rodney lil Rod Jones lil Rod Jones
his father in lawsuit against Diddy and claims that his
affiliation of people like Prince Harry and other celebrities gave
him an associates legitimacy, and the accusations is that he
is a sexual abuser of both men and women. Oh
(11:29):
my god, Yeah, it's really really heavy litl Rod's lawyers
claim the guests attended these alleged sex trafficking parties because
of his access to famous people and political figures and
everything else. Now, there is absolutely no suggestion or wrongdoing
on the part of Prince Harry or anyone else that's
been named. But this is why you're starting to see
a lot of names being attached to what is going
(11:52):
on now. It's quite incredible.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's very confronting.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Does it not when you look back at some of
Diddy's songs, does it not just sort of change the
meaning of a few of his lyrics.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
When because.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Boy, yeah, it's going to play out in the courts.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
All right. Tom Jones performed last night.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Our Boy Tommy.
Speaker 13 (12:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
But what is unusual is we all know people love
throwing underwear at Tom Jones, but now they're starting to
throw at Delta Goodroom, Our Delta Goodroom.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I know she's explained why.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Well, it's a Tom Jones concept. So together, the two
of us were doing a day on the green together.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And Franklin I wanted to start the spirit.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
You know, I've heard that that's what everyone was doing.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
And in my wildest dreams, I'd never thought of my
career i'd start having nickers and brass. But we had
so much fun it was off.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
So now people are throwing underwear at Delta Goodroom.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
At Delta, I know that they throw them at Drake overseas,
and Drake keeps a lot of them.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I wonder if Delta kept all of brass.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
For some reason. I think brasban thrown at Tom Jones
is fun. I think brasbean thrown at Drake is quite predatory.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I think it's just a bit weird. What about Delta,
Oh that's fun? Yeah, yeah, okay, anyway, Hey, speaking of fun.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
It's good to have lines.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
We know that there are sequels that don't perhaps work
out as well as the original. So here's the question.
Do you think that we deserve a sequel to Adam
Sandler's ninety ninety six golf comedy Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It was one of the great films of all time?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Well, according to Christopher MacDonald, who is he here?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Should have Goatten?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Should Yeah, he's actually seen a script for Happy Gilmore too,
and he saw Adam Sandler a couple of weeks ago,
and he says, here's the first draft of it.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So are we happy with this?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I think so, because I mean it's a cult movie
the original, but it's kind of really bad some of
it as well, So I'd like to see how bad
it can get.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I feel like it was all tied up quite nicely
after Happy did take out the crowd.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I am looking forward to some revenge from shooter.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah. Well, I mean when it gives you such great
moments like this, didn't you just go home?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's your home? You too good for your home? After
me suck my.
Speaker 14 (14:16):
Waiter, I'm gonna watch it. I'll watch it if I will. Okay,
ally get a bit in my hand.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Gold jackets yours. She was good a joke. The price is.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Wrong, Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Yard.
Speaker 15 (14:46):
He's a name.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, all you do need is a name.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
We called out two names six seven, eight minutes ago,
and those names were Ellie or Kelly.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, very very quick.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
The first person through was extremely asked, let's head out
to two wells.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Hello, who is this?
Speaker 8 (15:03):
It's Kelly.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Kelly.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You had to have been listening, because I don't think
I've ever seen anyone call through to a radio station
as fast as you.
Speaker 15 (15:11):
No.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
I'm driving to work and yeah. When Max said Ellie,
and I'm like and then you said Kelly, I'm like,
oh quick, and I already had the number on my car.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh you were ready girl, Hey Kelly, just say what
you said out loud again.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
I already had the no.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
No, I meant that quick bit.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
You sound like a puppet.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh you know what, Kelly? Can you handle this? You've
won two and fifty dollars?
Speaker 11 (15:38):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
You don't understand how much I need this right now?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
What are you going to spend it on pills?
Speaker 6 (15:47):
I've been in and out of hospital, so I've Yeah,
taken a bit of time off work, so it's gonna help.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
And is it true that you actually work at the
RAH I do?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, Oh wow, oh gosh, So you're going in and
out of hospital, you're working at a hospital. Yeah, it
has to play.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Well, Kelly.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I'm so glad that we can do that for you. Okay,
thank you, m Yeah, and after yourself. Okay, I'm trying.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Thanks all see you two hundred and fifty bucks like that,
And yes, I tell you what you might need the
cash as much as Kelly did. So be listening from
nine with Michelle Murphy.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Yeah, we got more money to give out all day
in Maxinelli's name game. It is the easiest cash contest
you'll ever play.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Now, that's easy. Do you know what's hard?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Tell me having kids?
Speaker 15 (16:30):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Mate, preach, but I guess.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Let me tell you there is nothing better than you
work out. When you work out a way that they
can actually be a benefit to you as a human
being and as an adult.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Are you using your children?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Ali?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Damn straight. I want everyone to do this over the weekend,
so I'll tell you what I'm.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Doing next, Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Adelaide's fun Breakfast Shine.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Mix one two point three.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Guys, we're staring down the extra long long weekend for Easter,
which means lots of people will be doing family stuff.
Then a lot of the kids go back to school
for a couple of weeks, and then we've got them
for school holidays.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, you love that, right, you love school. I love it.
I love it.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
But I'm loving it even more now because I think
my kids are at that wonderful stage where I can
actually start putting them to work for me.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Okay, like around the house.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Oh, around the house is given. I think that that's
a responsibility as a parent. You need to be able
to met out. Hey, if you want to be part
of this little family unit, you do have to actually, oh,
I don't know, put your dishes in the sink and rinse.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Them, especially if they're cereal on them.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Kids.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
It drives me insane that stuff sets like.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Cements, scratching just right, the like little Odie bit off
of bullets is one of the worst.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
You see, you're hearing me.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
So there are all those little things that you do.
And now I thought I was doing a pretty good
job of that part of the parenting, getting the kids
to start working for me until I caught up with
my mate Beck. Mate Beck has taught her two sons,
who are a ripe old age of eleven and thirteen,
put them to.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Work how to blow dry your hair. What her son's genius?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Genius?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
She says?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
She says, if I'm going to get my hair blow dry,
and everybody knows, ladies, don't we that you can never
blow dry your own hair as well as somebody else can.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Now what does that mean?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Well, you just can't blow dry. I'll say it's lower.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
You can't blow dry your hair as well as somebody
else can blow dry your hair.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
But how is that possible? Is it not just holding
a blow dryer up to your hair and drying?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Max, I don't have time for this right now.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I just accept it as a given.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Help act me understand.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Dally just accepted it as a given fact.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
So she says, Look, I if I'm going to an event
and her work means that she has to do this
a lot, I would pay a hairdresser anything up to
ninety bucks for a blow dry What the hell? Oh
yeah no, it's ridiculous, right.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I dry your hair?
Speaker 15 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, yeah. So she said that she has got her
kids to be able to blow dry the hair, and
now that they've learned that, she now pays them. So
she pays them twenty bucks salon quality. Yeah, she said
they're getting there. Once they get to sellon quality, she
might go up to twenty five bucks. Yeah, right, machine kids, Yes,
And so she's turned them into little hairdressers at home.
(19:16):
I think that is absolutely outstanding and brilliant.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
And I dips me lid to Beck, would you trust
any of your children to blow dry your hair?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Two of them, not all of them, okay, but if
they could do it? Yeah, damn straight, What a saving
that would be. It would be absolutely brilliant. And you
would come out of your house with the Salon quality bounce.
It would be brilliant. So it's got me thinking, I'm
thirteen one oh two three. Clearly I've missed out some
other ways of getting the kids to work for me.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
You've got to put them to it. You've got to
use your kids to get something for you.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
That's exactly right. So Beck's using her kids to get
sellon quality hair, right, what are you using your kids
to do? Have you used them in some stage of
your life life? It might have even just been a
one off to be able to get you something.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
And this can be financial otherwise anything right, So I
can think of an example of my older cousins. My
cousin's are about twenty years older than using me as
a very young, cute little child.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yes, to try and pick up women. There it is,
this is what we need.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
So carrying a little infant around? Yeah, oh no, no,
this is my baby cousin. Oh what a great, what
a great opening car conversation.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Mate, My mate Bari, he used to borrow our child,
and so I know I'll take it for a walk.
So we put put the eldestit in bram and take
it for a while. It took me three months to
work out it wasn't doing it for the good of us,
for his fitness.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
He was going.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
So the single ladies have begun.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Oh what a give baby? Yes, yes, exactly your name.
They call me Bari.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Thirty one two three. Give us a call.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
When did you use your kid to get something that?
Speaker 5 (20:56):
In the morning Adelaide's Fun Shows one.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
One two three, we're asking you what when did you
use your kid to get something?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah? Well, Kirstin from okedon what you were the kid
that was used.
Speaker 16 (21:10):
Well, I don't know whether i'd call myself a kid,
but I was my mother's child, so I was actually
twenty one at the time, so they can imagine how
traumatized I was. Or but she made me sit on
Santa's lap my dad's Christmas function just to get a
bag of Lolly's.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
What do you well, what type of Santa.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Say?
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Let's just say that Santa was very happy after I
said on his lap?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh say that, I don't know about that, thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
One two three called the day we'll go and see
Missy Higgins duly from Morphord Vale.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Hi, how are you very well?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
All right?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
So I understand that you've got the kids doing something
for your partner and you're already laughing at yourself. I
love it.
Speaker 17 (21:57):
Yeah, well i've it's actually my stepdaughter. I love a
good foot massage, and they would do anything for money.
So I said, well, if you give me a foot massage,
I'll give you five dollars. Well she jumped at that.
So she'd get a nice bowl of warm, bubbly water
(22:18):
and wash have to wash the feet first, and then
she'd pat them dry, and then I'd get the cream out,
and then she'd massage them and all that, and I said, oh,
you know how long? How long? I'd say about ten minutes,
but it was my ten minutes, so you know, she'd
(22:39):
be doing it for about twenty minutes, and then she'd say, oh,
how much longer, I'll see one minutes. Well, then she'd
have to drive, you know, because I couldn't walk around
with slimy feet, So then she'd have to you know,
drive them, and you know, massage them until all the
cream was But the good thing about it was the
other step daughter got jealous because the other one got
(23:02):
five dollars, so I'd make her give me a heck
massage for five dollars.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
So I got for feet.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Julie, this is you taking advantage of your step children.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
And how old are they?
Speaker 17 (23:15):
Well, now they're sixteen and eighteen, but at the time
they were eleven and thirty.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Oh, I love the time when they didn't realize the
value of money at the time.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Why does it your loving partner, their father, just give
you a foot message.
Speaker 17 (23:31):
All he hates feet?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
What if you offered him five bucks to do it, Julie.
Speaker 16 (23:38):
I think you brought me something else.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Scapers.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
All of a sudden, the even stepmother from Cinderella looks
a bit different. Thank you, They keep your calls coming.
In thirteen one O two three, Wow, Saucy the caller
of the day to day will go and see the
amazing Missy.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Higgins, Max and Ali in the morning.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shop.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Asking you when did you use your kid to get something?
Another example from Emma came in. She wrote in and
said she took a seven year old to a concert.
She complained to get them out of the marshpit to
a special seated area, which they got to. The kid
was fine, They both just didn't want to stand up anymore.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Oh that's a bit rude. Let's get a gootrida from Brompton.
When did you use your child to get something?
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Good morning? So we had booked accommodation for the whole
family kind of it was.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
This amazing deal.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
It was no refund or like, no worries. Uh, let's
block it in and then when we got there, it
was facing The window was facing like the wall of
the other buildings.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
It was like industrial pipes.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
It was not the view that we wanted.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
It was not the luxury sweet like.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
It was cheap for a reason, and so we were
just miserable there. It was not the holiday we wanted.
So I got I rang reception and my kid was
I think it was about six at the time, and
I'm like, makes so noises, uh, and I said, I'm
so sorry. My child has got gastro This happens to
her sometimes. We need to check out immediately, refund for
(25:09):
the whole week.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Left and then went to another hotel.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, you dirty doll.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Thank you to Melissa at Aberfall Park, What have you
used your children to get something wrong?
Speaker 11 (25:23):
And made show?
Speaker 18 (25:26):
I had you free entry for the kids.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
What happens?
Speaker 18 (25:32):
I have pulled out a pram before, so I had
one of the taller tall ones who's like he was tall,
So I had him shoved in the pram blanket over
the top, making it look like the young baby is asleep.
And then the youngest youngest who we wuld get away
with it for a while, when she was about nine
years old, grown out of the door of the Explorer.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
I dressed her up in door of the Explorer clothes
like dressed.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
Her down for free entry to this show.
Speaker 14 (26:02):
Girl, I love it.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
This is quickly descended into what illegal things did you do?
Speaker 5 (26:10):
I'm pretty sure we might be having dogs ring us.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
A little bit later.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Thank you Melissa from hafore Apart. I'm thinking what I've
learned from all of this, Alley, is that the whole
way through I've had this in the back of my mind,
I was like, do I pull the trigger on?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Are people going to like it or not?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
You know what, We're all bad people judging by this phone,
and so I think it's going to be when I
have children, I'm going to use them to have extra
sick days because everyone that has kids gets to have
sick days for when their kid is sick and when
they're not sick, and it's about time with the rest
of us all got to enjoy that, am I right?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Did he say that?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Third?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
One O two three? If you want to say something
to Maxim, Max and Alie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shop Mix.
Speaker 13 (26:53):
One A two point three.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
This this guy Sebasti.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I have interviewed our next guests so many times in
the studio I've actually felt like I've been watching him
grow up, because, let's face it, he's shot to fame
twenty one years ago on our TV Screams in Os.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Idole aging yourself for our guests right now?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Have Yeah, Well, I'm saying how old I am, but
guys about you and he never ages, and he's with
us now.
Speaker 19 (27:27):
I know I definitely age, just not mentally. I don't
think I've grown up yet.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Now are you still at the forefront of Ozzie music?
Which is just absolutely brilliant? And we're talking to you
about your new single Antidote? So where's this one come from?
And what's the story behind it?
Speaker 19 (27:44):
I wrote this after my drummer's wedding. You know, he
was very emotional in his wedding speech. His last line
was suggest you just you're the antidote to all my problems,
and I thought it was such a beautiful thing to
say to another human.
Speaker 15 (27:57):
Well, let's write it about that.
Speaker 19 (27:58):
Let's write it about how music has just always got
us through the best and the worst.
Speaker 15 (28:02):
Times and it's something no one can take away from us.
Speaker 19 (28:05):
And people will insert their own antidote, you know when
when they listen to them, even if it was just
special to us, you know, we knew it was special.
About nine months, I kept adding little brushstrokes to this.
Went to La recorded some of my favorite gospel singers
over there. You know these singers sing with Beyonce and
Ariana Grande and the different Justin Bieber. They're all like
backup singers for these guys, and I just I love
(28:28):
them and to hear them all in the same room
singing this song was just apt.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
So you started with the wedding and nine months later
you had the baby.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (28:39):
Do you know what, though, I've been in radio for
you can use If I.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Was going to write a song that came out of
my wedding, it would probably be all right, It's three am,
Rod Jamison, Can you leave the House Police?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Very different song.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Guy, Guy, do you find yourself because you said this
one came from and that's sort of what the inspiration was.
Do you find yourself going around in like everyday scenarios
with your mates. I don't know, maybe you're down at
the pub or whatever and you're just looking for an
inspirational moment that becomes your next song.
Speaker 19 (29:11):
There might be a day where I will have thirty
different little ideas or start, so I'd sit at the
keyboard and like, I'll play some cords and sing some melodies,
and I then kind of categorize it so I'll label it.
And if you look on my voice notes, there's all
these ones that say please finish.
Speaker 15 (29:29):
It's like I'm begging myself.
Speaker 19 (29:33):
So funny how I know how inspired I was in
the moment, But I know myself that I'll wake up
tomorrow and be thinking about my golf swing or something
and this reminder, please finish this. This was you were
really into this.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
This was a Grammy Award winner, this one. It was.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
If you think back to where you started and where
you are now, could you give us one weird out
story that really hits home how far your life has come?
Speaker 15 (30:04):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 19 (30:06):
You know, I think they're like little personal moments like
I sat in a room and I wrote a song
with a guy that you know, he was my hero
growing up, Brian McKnight. And and so I could maybe say,
you know, sitting on a couch for a whole day
filming and hanging out with Beyonce. But as much as
I love Beyonce, the more impactful moment for me was
(30:26):
the personal.
Speaker 15 (30:27):
Idol that I had in this guy.
Speaker 19 (30:30):
And so like sitting with him or singing on David Letterman,
you know, like growing up, I would always watch my
favorite bands and my favorite performers. You know, I had
Battlescars go platinum in the US, and I understood there
weren't that many Aussies that have had a platinum song
in the US, and it was a real moment for
me because like I wrote that song as opposed to antidote.
(30:53):
I wrote that song, I swear in about six minutes
get down, Wow, my kids do not I've pulled over
in l A And I sung this like.
Speaker 15 (31:11):
I pretty much sang.
Speaker 19 (31:12):
All the words. I wasn't thinking. And sometimes in those moments,
I think, what was that, Like, where did that come from?
I wasn't thinking Battles Cars.
Speaker 15 (31:22):
It just came out.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
And when you spend so long writing these other ones,
and the one that goes massive took six minutes.
Speaker 15 (31:30):
Literally, I mean it's that one. That one came about
really quickly.
Speaker 19 (31:34):
But you know, then I thought to myself, I'd be
awesome to have Loupe fiasco, which is I thought, but
it doesn't always happen. But but I sent Loupe his
management this song like with just me singing the choruses
and all the verses.
Speaker 15 (31:48):
Like bear, so that he could write something.
Speaker 19 (31:51):
And then he came back in like two days and
he said, oh, I'm in Australia.
Speaker 15 (31:54):
I love this song. Let's let's make this happen.
Speaker 19 (31:57):
And I remember sitting in the studio and like sort
of I teared up when he when he laid down
his first rap, because Lupe, he's not like a shaky
booty in the club rapper. He's very very educated and
deep and very like he's a very deep thinker, and
he thinks him yeah.
Speaker 15 (32:12):
And thinks in metaphors. Everything is very metaphorical.
Speaker 19 (32:15):
And when you listen to the rap in Battles Gars,
you know, it's all these like movies with no Tom
Hanks to bring you home a fighter, not a love
and not a fighter on the front line, with a
poem trying to write yourself a rifle, maybe sharpen up
a song to fight the tanks and drones of you
being alone.
Speaker 15 (32:31):
You know, like there's all these.
Speaker 19 (32:32):
Beautiful metaphors in there, and I had a picture of
what it would sound like.
Speaker 15 (32:37):
But then when he did the.
Speaker 19 (32:38):
Rap, he's like, yo, I got I got like two
different versions.
Speaker 15 (32:42):
I'll put this one down for it. Tell me what
it is that So he's he does.
Speaker 19 (32:47):
This rap and I'm it's just me and Luca in
the room, I'm recording his voice center and he does
it and I start to tear up, and I'm going, man,
just all it together in front of Loupe Weird and
you cry wrapper But I don't know, like that was
a pinch myself moment.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
All right, Well, look if you can just hang around, guy,
because next we're going to take you back to your
Adelaide roots and just put you to the test on
just how Adelaide and you still are.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
And in the morning Adelaide's Fun show Nicks.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
One O two point three.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
This guy Sebastian.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah, we are talking to guys Sebastian, guy from little old.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Adelaide to the world. We are so impressed with how
far you've done.
Speaker 19 (33:39):
You know, I grew up in Salisbury, East and and
I it was wasn't like back in the day where
there's social media and YouTube and everything like that, being
a singer that is able to record albums and travel
and that's not that wasn't for me, you know what
I mean? Like that was and then somehow, I don't
know I always describe it. I feel exactly the same,
(34:02):
exactly the same inside. Nothing's changed for me. But I'm
running alongside this thing.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
That's like, Guy Sebastian, Dude, you can actually choose to
say that me catching up with Beyonce was not the
actual highlight of my life.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I mean that's pretty great. So can we do so?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Then go before you get before you get stolen away
from us? Can we maybe take you back to those
Sulisbury East roots and maybe just have a little bit
of a open up Guy Sebastian's Adelaides Black Book, And
if we yell out some Adelaide things, can you just
give us a bit of a word association about maybe
what it means to you, what you did there or
what it was like.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Is that a right or something?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Okay, let's start with Heinley Street on a Sunday night.
Speaker 19 (34:47):
Or probably pancake parlor. Yeah, you're going there at like
two am?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Perfect? Perfect?
Speaker 4 (34:55):
What about wearing Adelaide fringe at the moment Adelaide fringe?
Speaker 19 (34:59):
I never really I went to the fringe that sort
of blew up after I left. It was always there,
but I don't know if I could ever afford tickets.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
What about t Troe Plaza.
Speaker 19 (35:08):
Lock in sessions at time Zone and nights on Tuesday
at the movies.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Do you ever get to Cape Villies?
Speaker 19 (35:16):
I used to go to Primo all the time because
they always hide hot waitresses.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Nineteen All right, Guy Sebastian, what if I said these
words for you? Windy Point?
Speaker 15 (35:28):
Windy Point? Is that that's in Victor Harbor, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
No, that's where you go to and that's where you
go up in the hills in your past you drive?
Did you didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
From Salisbury East?
Speaker 17 (35:40):
No?
Speaker 15 (35:40):
That was that was too far for my dad's into.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh, Guy Sebastian, it's so lovely to catch up with you.
It's absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
We know that we can never take the Adelaide out
of you.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's for sure.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Hey, congratulations on Antidote.
Speaker 15 (35:55):
Thank you album on the Way album, Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 19 (35:58):
On this recent trip to l I just finish writing,
so I'm just kind of in the process of recording
the rest of it, and tons of songs, heaps and
heaps of songs to I'm actually trying to figure out
which ones.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Many Thanks so much guys for using it. Is just
always a light to catch up with you. We've talked
to you when that album comes out.
Speaker 15 (36:22):
Hey, thanks guys, appreciate it.
Speaker 13 (36:25):
Max and Alie in the morning Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Since there's only counter four more episodes of Maths, I
am trying one last time, Max Burford, to get you
into the show. And I feel a little bit worried
that you might have missed so much of it that
you don't actually understand the concept.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
So I'm doing this today.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Let's learn about Maths.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
He's your boy next door. You're classic aussy guy looking back.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
She's a top top lady. It's so pure, so good.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I'm going to sleep with her best friend whilst she watches.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I see this is maps one O one?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
All right, are you ready, little mates?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Far of her? Got my legs cross straight?
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Please?
Speaker 2 (37:13):
It's just like I never want to be interested at all.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
But then you hear some of the sound games like that,
and you go, oh, it's okay to dating.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Okay, So there's only really three rules you need to
get yourself across if you want to be able.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
To enjoy these last four epps.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
What are they missus? Okay?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
So number one, you just need to accept that nothing
quite brings out the crazies like Maths.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
One.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Name's listen to light.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
We're forty two.
Speaker 20 (37:39):
I live here in Suffolk Park. So just a couple
of kens out of bay around and a love of
being burling character like I feel like he's quite evolved,
do you know, just annoying himself.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
He's emerged, he's.
Speaker 20 (37:52):
Self inquired, he's on his passion park. I want somebody
that's quite intelligent.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I do not want to vogue.
Speaker 20 (37:59):
If it's the right person, it'd have to be justike
solemn points that would.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Be making.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Oh so we don't have boog in dam. Actually that's
sort of part two. To that point, you have a
hell of a lot of boguns.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
What's her name?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
That was into Lar. She's just at Suffolk Park, is just
out a bar room.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
She's emerged. I'm emerged as a person.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Point two.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
You will also hear some of the most horrendous and
disrespectful treatment of people ever.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Laurence Love.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Part two to that point. You'll also pick up some
catchy phrases.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Muzzles your woman makes hourly in the morning, muscle your woman. Okay,
I mean, so we've got a couple of very common
trusting characters on the show.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
Yeah, well it's just you know this and this is
the final thing.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
I think that everybody needs to get their head across
if they're going to enjoy the last four episode of Maths,
because I feel like every season everyone's surprised that the
so called love experts that are there to guide these
brand new couples through to eternal happiness aren't actually that
(39:25):
good at their job.
Speaker 15 (39:26):
No one's saying that the grief is not playing into this.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
You know what, John, let me tell you.
Speaker 15 (39:30):
Okay, come, I haven't finished talking.
Speaker 19 (39:34):
What do you think that you can do, Collins that
will bring her close and make her feel special?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
No, I'm sorry. I came to you for advice.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
What should I do?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Just think about it if you decide to stay together. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (39:48):
I'm not here to tell you what to do.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
You're not here to give me advice.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
See what I mean?
Speaker 4 (39:53):
That seems like a pretty good point. He's expert, right,
and she's got expert So this.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Is what I want you to do. What do you
mean advice?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
You're gonna have a little bit of extra time over
the Easter long weekend once you get over the you know,
do all the Christianity thing. You're going to be right
bang smack with a little.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Bit of extra. Well, see you at church.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
And exactly right. So once you do all that, you're
gonna have some time on your hand. And I'm giving
you one last chance to get on boards the Maths
train with four episodes to go. Now that I've given
you that catch up, do you think you're ready to
take such a monumentous task?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Do you think you've sold it to me? With that
catch up? We've got We've got Lucinda.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Light put a muzzle on you.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
We've got it's the muzzle being put on, by the way,
it's gonna have to be.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Like organic for Lacinda to ticket off you.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
I should have done five points, Max and Allie in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Adelaide's fun breakfast mix.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
One at everyone around town has been a little bit
scat said of late, and you reckon.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
You may have found the reason why we're all a
little bit cranky.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
As of two nights ago, we're all feeling more on edge,
and I'm going to tell you why.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
It's because of the moon's eclipse.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I didn't know you were one of these BELLI I'm.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Not, but I'm trying desperately to see how other people
get into this.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Right now, apparently got the music. I'm there with you.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
So there was the lunar eclipse the night before last,
and they reckon that the eclipse effects will be seen
on the world stage as well as in people's personal lives,
and it is going to bring the potential for unexpected
turns and shocks and growth, and we're going to be
really unsettled. Here's some giggling in the background. We're going
(41:46):
to be really unsettled until we get the matching solar
eclipse will be happening on April eight. So if you're
in chaos right now, just go hold on for eight.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
So expected shocks only happen in this little period.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
They don't happen otherwise.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
So have you had an unexpected shock in your entire
life before this last week?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
No, it's a little bit about the moon. So I
figured that this would be exactly the dance that you
take Max, and you might be able to hear the
giggling in the background that is button push and bergo.
He you're an unbeliever, bur Joe.
Speaker 21 (42:23):
I was until last night, and I had a bad night,
and I'm blaming it on that.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Because I figured that we would all be on one side.
I always liked to get both sides of the moon,
Floyd the dark side. Yes, so we've actually got producer
Luke in here, because producer Luke I brought this up
and said, what a whole lot of CODs wallop?
Speaker 21 (42:46):
And you said, well, I'm a massive believer in astrology.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
I didn't sleep last night. I didn't sleep the night
before either.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Are you willing to accept then that it's the moon's fault?
You were never going to sleep until April the eighth?
Speaker 21 (42:59):
There, So I'm a cancer moon, which basically means I'm
more highly affected by this stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
It does?
Speaker 15 (43:06):
It does?
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Why does it mean that?
Speaker 21 (43:09):
So basically you have like your sun moon and rising
in your astrology chart.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Does that mean?
Speaker 21 (43:14):
Look, cancer is the side of the moon, and it's
like my moon sign is cancer. So I feel it really,
you know, like whenever the moon does things, I you know,
my mood switches. I don't know if you've noticed it
all or you're.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Just blaming it on the moon.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
This isn't fair because people who believe in the astrology
can sit there and they can just be like, sorry,
I'm being such a bitch today. It's because my cancer
moon is out the back of Aquarius. This weekend, and
that makes me an asshole.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I feel like.
Speaker 21 (43:46):
It does like change people's you know, moods and stuff
like that, because like this morning, I woke up late
and I still got here, but I was in a
foul moon and you get all here.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Maybe you woke up late because your alarm wasn't set.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Oh no, I just slept through it.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Maybe you're doing.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
That because you're tired and because of the moon.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
That's fine.
Speaker 15 (44:12):
It also back to the moon.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
So therefore, let me ask you this, as a believer
in astrology. If you achieve something momentous in your life,
are you thanking the moon for that and thinking that
it's because of these stars and everything around you? Or
are you taking time to go No, that's because I
bloody work hard and I'm really good at it, and
it's about time I got recognized for what I'm doing.
Speaker 21 (44:35):
You know what I will, like I do, you know,
thank myself and that sort of thing for the hard work.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
But it's really.
Speaker 21 (44:40):
Crazy because if you follow astrology and you get all
these like readings and stuff like that, it lines up. No,
it'll be you should be expecting this. You deserve this,
smart enough.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Man, The astrology readings every day and go, hang on
a second, if I just look at this independently of
what I want to believe, they're all extremely broad thing
sit day right, like, oh, you'll see the color red today.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Oh I did see the color red today.
Speaker 19 (45:06):
No, no, no, no, I don't know how I feel
about that.
Speaker 21 (45:09):
Like I think you guys just need to be awakened
to this.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Okay, okay, okay, Well there's only one thing for it.
See you on April Light, mic Look.
Speaker 21 (45:23):
Okay, guys, Colin and I'll give you a reading.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
With Max and Alie in the morning.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I'll don't come up with al anymore because she's left
the studio early. But listen to Michelle Murphy all day.
We have Adelie's Easiest Cash Contest.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
All you need is a name, Alie, Alie. I don't
usually do this. Listen to us. We'll be back like
at six tomorrow with the film. We start right six
o'clock tomorrow and listen to Michelle all day.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Alie.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I need you, Max and Alie.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
In the morning Adelaide's Fun breaks. They show NIX one
Speaker 1 (45:57):
O two point three
Wait, wait, get up and go Adelaide's Fun breakfast show,
Max Andale in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey there, Alie Clarkey with you.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey, it's Max Burford.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
As you know yesterday, Ali, we talked about it. A
lot of our podcast listeners and show listeners would know.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We went and signed our.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Wills when he said we you and your wife not
we maximally no, you and me. We have no joys anything.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, we gave away stuff that No, we didn't give
you anything.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
As one of the documents you signed, enduring power of
attorney is one of the things that we sought up.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
So if you cart get somebody else, I Eliza, who
would be nominated, will be.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Able to look I nominated you, of course.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Well let me get my pen.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Pull the plug. He's just asleep.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
No, pull the plug, he'll be Anyway, we did did
that and there is a lot of legal speak on
the document and there is one sentence on it stood
out to me and I thought you would love it.
As a purveyor of our fine English language. You write
a column here, talking on the radio every day, it
mostly makes sense all of the time. I want to
know what you think of this as use of the
(01:13):
English language, Ali in witness, whereof I have here onto
a fixed my hand and seal the day and year
herein before set forth.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So that was somebody asking you to sign something.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Right pretty much sign here.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Do you know the best thing about that word salad?
That's just cost you eight hundred and ninety five bucks
by the time you've taken said, oh, coy lawyers.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I said it to this listener, I said, what is this?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And she goes mate. I put commas everywhere. They hate commas.
You're not allowed to use commas. You just have to
use words like here on too.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Hence forth, cher Ching enjoy the podcast, Max and Ali
In the Morning.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Shine getting ready for the weekend, not just the weakened,
wicked weakens.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Thank you weekend Weakened.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I said that I was only going to fill up
if the Petro went undred dollars seventy duly from Gaula.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Have you got a place for me?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Heading from Gaura in towards Manafara, I found.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
Dovo on the left hand side at dollars sixty nine
point FI.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, good north road.
Speaker 8 (02:23):
Unleaded, unlettered, not diesel, Sorry.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
No, no, no unleaded.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I need right, I'm just gonna go and wake my
husband up and get him in the car out.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
That way only puts premium octane fueling party.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Thanks, Julie, How are you driving this morning?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
All right, let's go back to soundtrack of Adelaide. We
did play the weekend. We were talking about can't feel
my face because, as you will see in the paper
all over the TV this morning, bombshell claims in the
AFL World.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Footy Drug Tests Off the.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Books, an ex club doctor from Melbourne has come out
and admitted to.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
A secret raw ali.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So the way that the story goes is a former
melbourn football club doctor has sensationally admitted to conducting off
the book's illicit drugs test, allegedly authorized by the AFL
to help players evade detection on matchdays.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
So we're talking about when you're saying off the books,
you're probably talking about party drugs and things like that.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
A yeah, party drugs. So the ways they've got.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
The three strikes at the moment, right, you get done
for a party drug, then you get a whack on
the thing but no one knows about it, and you
get three of those and if you do that, then
you're out of the game.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yes, which is very different the AFL world, as we
found out over the weekend when two AFLW players were
named having taken drug.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Name bang out for two weeks. Yeah. I don't know
any problems with this.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
They've got a lot to work out. But yeah, the
Melbourne Football Club. So this has all come out because
a Federal MP, Andrew wilk He came out in Parliament
last night and said he's received a science statement from
the former Melbourne Football club head doctor in which he
accuses the AFL of facilitating these tests out side of
the regular tests.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
God, I love parliamentary privilege.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's great. I love it. It's great, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
This doctor has said that players who confessed to have
confessed to him, like off the record that they have
taken drugs in the days before AFL games were given
secret tests to then ensure that their systems were clear,
and if they weren't clear in the lead up to
the game, they were then advised to fake an injury
so they would not risk being picked up by the
actual doping authorities post game.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, well a nose by an injury on it gets
you one week you'll be back. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, this is massive. It's a big story, repletely huge.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
And it was implicated like Andrew Wilkie, this MP has
said that in the signed letter from the former doctor
it implicates some big dogs, like there's notes from phone
conversations with Gil McLaughlin, Richard Goyda, Glenn.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Bartler, who was the former of the Melbourne Football Club.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Whoa oh yeah, wow, isn't the Melbourne Football Club. Haven't
they had a good run?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yes, yes, the Melbourne Football Club when it rains a
pause of course. Joel Smith at the moment is well.
He is an alleged accused of being a cocaine trafficker
former player. He was found with some in his system
before a game last year.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So boys are your boys? Put Adelaide playing Melbourne this
suit this weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Port Adelaide to playing Melbourne this weekend.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
And I can't tell if I'm happy with that or not,
because on one hand it's like, hey, maybe they'll ban
every single player today, But on the other hand it
might be one of those we've got a band together,
it's us against the world, all come out and.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Third option is they're just running the lines.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh you a little No, you don't get drums of
cocaine a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Go on, give me that.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast, Nix one.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Nicks one or two point three, Max and Allie in
the morning. And again, if you think you're going to
have a bad day to day, at least you in
charge of that cargo ship that ran into that bridge
in America as you have, and at least you're not
our boy Tom who left his wife's wedding dress on
top of the car and then drove off.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, they went to pick it up from a storage
facility at North started driving back to Burnside Village halfway there.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, it was a bit flat yesterday when we caught
up with him.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
We were driving to Burnside Village and the pan sort
of dropped. At that point, I was like, I don't
think the dress is in the car. So as soon
as it sort of clicked, admitted that one because I
knew that it was only delaying the inevitable.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
There.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I don't know, I still reckon. I would have slept
on it before I told her.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You reckon.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Instantly, hope and pray, Well, plenty of you were making
Tom feel We'll try to make him feel a little
bit better, sir from PARILOUI, what did you leave on
the top of your car?
Speaker 10 (06:51):
A few years ago? We were in Europe. My husband's
family's from the Czech Republic and we had troubled to
Poland with our kids. Brandie, wife had in a mad
We popped it on the top of the car, drove
for a couple of hours from Poland back to check
and realized the iPad had been on the roof the
whole time, was it? Yeah, So we waited twenty four
hours and we did find our iPads and it was
(07:13):
about twenty minutes from where we were, so it was
driven on the roof for about two hours. Fall enough,
we found it completely smashed and unusable. But yeah, it
traveled on the roof for a couple of hours through Europe.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It's great to Natlie.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Now, Angela, what about you?
Speaker 11 (07:31):
My mother and I were driving to Broken Hill. On
the way she said to me, my mouth is quite dry.
I really want some water. So I had left get
at the back of the car. So I pulled over,
got the bottle of water, opened the door, handed it
over to her whilst she took the bottle of water.
She took the teeth own put in my hand. No,
and I went, oh yeah, I popped them on the
(07:53):
rooftop and then momum's happily drinking your water. I get
back in the car and off we go pro about
ten so she said, oh, I can have my teeth now.
Oh oh, I've left them on the roof the mash
pubby all over the road. So the whole weekend we
went to see our friends. She was toothless, and you
could imagine an eighty five year old woman no teeth,
(08:13):
trying to speak and and it was really quite funny.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
What was your darling mom's name Helen?
Speaker 11 (08:19):
And blessed her little she's passed away now. She was amazing,
but she didn't take it too hard. She actually had
a giggle about it.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I know she would have been speaking like this the
whole time.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Zoey, what did you leave on the roof of your car?
Speaker 8 (08:35):
I left a man on the roof of my car.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Excuse me.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
I was driving out of the Chemist and I saw
these men walking towards my car. Because like I've obviously
like gone to dramas, I could see this man walking
towards me on the foot path, and I always make
sure my cart's lots and my sun rays was sposed
as well, and I was used always have it open.
Then he started to like shake the back door hand.
Also thank god it was closed. I'm going to drive off,
(09:03):
and I heard this sounds and I honestly thought that
I ran over a water bottle. The next thing I
can see is this foot going straight in front of
the windscreen. Turns out I didn't run over a water bottle.
He jumped my car. And as I'm going to accelerate
to drive out of the car park, he's slipped and
all I could see was his leganists foot in front
of my face and he's on top of the car yep.
(09:25):
And then he's like slipped off and jumped off whatever
he did. And then he then had the nerve to
yell at me and swear at me because I hurt him.
He's the one that jumped my car.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I was trying to get you this cruise.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Well, yeah, well I'm hiding he's a thief because if
it was someone that worked in the chemistry coming after
you just to say hey you forgotten, you would have
been really awkward.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
Not the Kevin's guy. As it turns out, he did
this to two other people a few streets away from
where it happened to me. I was looking for this
guy because he was doing it other people.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Well anyway, yeah, well done.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I don't know if I could have got through that
as cool and calm and collected as you did.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Was well done and measuring a Hollywood blockbuster where you've
got Tom Cruise hanging on the roof. Raccess is always
driving out a chemist warehouse.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Week and al in the morning, Adelaide's Fun Show.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Nicks one O two point three.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
All right, we got a lot to cover us with me.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You had to thank all of our artists.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Well, I mean Harry, he knows that he has to
speak quiet now because that's early on the radio.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
All right now this time.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yesterday, in fact, when we were getting off the radio,
it was quite incredible. I think most news TVs were
certainly carrying the pictures from outside Sean P. Diddy Coombs's house.
Here's a reporter describing what was going on.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
The officers that are on the property. You can see
them right there. And this is just a small group
that was also one of the things. As soon as
they made their way into that production to and gate.
The first thing they did was open up all those
doors on that range were over and then made their
way into this portion of the home.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
It just went on and on and on. So why
well Record producer Rodney lil Rod Jones lil Rod Jones
his father in lawsuit against Diddy and claims that his
affiliation of people like Prince Harry and other celebrities gave
him an associates legitimacy, and the accusations is that he
is a sexual abuser of both men and women. Oh
(11:29):
my god, Yeah, it's really really heavy litl Rod's lawyers
claim the guests attended these alleged sex trafficking parties because
of his access to famous people and political figures and
everything else. Now, there is absolutely no suggestion or wrongdoing
on the part of Prince Harry or anyone else that's
been named. But this is why you're starting to see
a lot of names being attached to what is going
(11:52):
on now. It's quite incredible.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's very confronting.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Does it not when you look back at some of
Diddy's songs, does it not just sort of change the
meaning of a few of his lyrics.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
When because.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Boy, yeah, it's going to play out in the courts.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
All right. Tom Jones performed last night.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Our Boy Tommy.
Speaker 13 (12:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
But what is unusual is we all know people love
throwing underwear at Tom Jones, but now they're starting to
throw at Delta Goodroom, Our Delta Goodroom.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I know she's explained why.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Well, it's a Tom Jones concept. So together, the two
of us were doing a day on the green together.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And Franklin I wanted to start the spirit.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
You know, I've heard that that's what everyone was doing.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
And in my wildest dreams, I'd never thought of my
career i'd start having nickers and brass. But we had
so much fun it was off.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
So now people are throwing underwear at Delta Goodroom.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
At Delta, I know that they throw them at Drake overseas,
and Drake keeps a lot of them.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I wonder if Delta kept all of brass.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
For some reason. I think brasban thrown at Tom Jones
is fun. I think brasbean thrown at Drake is quite predatory.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I think it's just a bit weird. What about Delta,
Oh that's fun? Yeah, yeah, okay, anyway, Hey, speaking of fun.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
It's good to have lines.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
We know that there are sequels that don't perhaps work
out as well as the original. So here's the question.
Do you think that we deserve a sequel to Adam
Sandler's ninety ninety six golf comedy Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It was one of the great films of all time?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Well, according to Christopher MacDonald, who is he here?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Should have Goatten?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Should Yeah, he's actually seen a script for Happy Gilmore too,
and he saw Adam Sandler a couple of weeks ago,
and he says, here's the first draft of it.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So are we happy with this?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I think so, because I mean it's a cult movie
the original, but it's kind of really bad some of
it as well, So I'd like to see how bad
it can get.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I feel like it was all tied up quite nicely
after Happy did take out the crowd.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I am looking forward to some revenge from shooter.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah. Well, I mean when it gives you such great
moments like this, didn't you just go home?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's your home? You too good for your home? After
me suck my.
Speaker 14 (14:16):
Waiter, I'm gonna watch it. I'll watch it if I will. Okay,
ally get a bit in my hand.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Gold jackets yours. She was good a joke. The price is.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Wrong, Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Yard.
Speaker 15 (14:46):
He's a name.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, all you do need is a name.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
We called out two names six seven, eight minutes ago,
and those names were Ellie or Kelly.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, very very quick.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
The first person through was extremely asked, let's head out
to two wells.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Hello, who is this?
Speaker 8 (15:03):
It's Kelly.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Kelly.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You had to have been listening, because I don't think
I've ever seen anyone call through to a radio station
as fast as you.
Speaker 15 (15:11):
No.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
I'm driving to work and yeah. When Max said Ellie,
and I'm like and then you said Kelly, I'm like,
oh quick, and I already had the number on my car.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh you were ready girl, Hey Kelly, just say what
you said out loud again.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
I already had the no.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
No, I meant that quick bit.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
You sound like a puppet.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh you know what, Kelly? Can you handle this? You've
won two and fifty dollars?
Speaker 11 (15:38):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
You don't understand how much I need this right now?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
What are you going to spend it on pills?
Speaker 6 (15:47):
I've been in and out of hospital, so I've Yeah,
taken a bit of time off work, so it's gonna help.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
And is it true that you actually work at the
RAH I do?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, Oh wow, oh gosh, So you're going in and
out of hospital, you're working at a hospital. Yeah, it
has to play.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Well, Kelly.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I'm so glad that we can do that for you. Okay,
thank you, m Yeah, and after yourself. Okay, I'm trying.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Thanks all see you two hundred and fifty bucks like that,
And yes, I tell you what you might need the
cash as much as Kelly did. So be listening from
nine with Michelle Murphy.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Yeah, we got more money to give out all day
in Maxinelli's name game. It is the easiest cash contest
you'll ever play.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Now, that's easy. Do you know what's hard?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Tell me having kids?
Speaker 15 (16:30):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Mate, preach, but I guess.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Let me tell you there is nothing better than you
work out. When you work out a way that they
can actually be a benefit to you as a human
being and as an adult.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Are you using your children?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Ali?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Damn straight. I want everyone to do this over the weekend,
so I'll tell you what I'm.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Doing next, Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Adelaide's fun Breakfast Shine.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Mix one two point three.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Guys, we're staring down the extra long long weekend for Easter,
which means lots of people will be doing family stuff.
Then a lot of the kids go back to school
for a couple of weeks, and then we've got them
for school holidays.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, you love that, right, you love school. I love it.
I love it.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
But I'm loving it even more now because I think
my kids are at that wonderful stage where I can
actually start putting them to work for me.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Okay, like around the house.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Oh, around the house is given. I think that that's
a responsibility as a parent. You need to be able
to met out. Hey, if you want to be part
of this little family unit, you do have to actually, oh,
I don't know, put your dishes in the sink and rinse.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Them, especially if they're cereal on them.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Kids.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
It drives me insane that stuff sets like.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Cements, scratching just right, the like little Odie bit off
of bullets is one of the worst.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
You see, you're hearing me.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
So there are all those little things that you do.
And now I thought I was doing a pretty good
job of that part of the parenting, getting the kids
to start working for me until I caught up with
my mate Beck. Mate Beck has taught her two sons,
who are a ripe old age of eleven and thirteen,
put them to.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Work how to blow dry your hair. What her son's genius?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Genius?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
She says?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
She says, if I'm going to get my hair blow dry,
and everybody knows, ladies, don't we that you can never
blow dry your own hair as well as somebody else can.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Now what does that mean?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Well, you just can't blow dry. I'll say it's lower.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
You can't blow dry your hair as well as somebody
else can blow dry your hair.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
But how is that possible? Is it not just holding
a blow dryer up to your hair and drying?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Max, I don't have time for this right now.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I just accept it as a given.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Help act me understand.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Dally just accepted it as a given fact.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
So she says, Look, I if I'm going to an event
and her work means that she has to do this
a lot, I would pay a hairdresser anything up to
ninety bucks for a blow dry What the hell? Oh
yeah no, it's ridiculous, right.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I dry your hair?
Speaker 15 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, yeah. So she said that she has got her
kids to be able to blow dry the hair, and
now that they've learned that, she now pays them. So
she pays them twenty bucks salon quality. Yeah, she said
they're getting there. Once they get to sellon quality, she
might go up to twenty five bucks. Yeah, right, machine kids, Yes,
And so she's turned them into little hairdressers at home.
(19:16):
I think that is absolutely outstanding and brilliant.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
And I dips me lid to Beck, would you trust
any of your children to blow dry your hair?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Two of them, not all of them, okay, but if
they could do it? Yeah, damn straight, What a saving
that would be. It would be absolutely brilliant. And you
would come out of your house with the Salon quality bounce.
It would be brilliant. So it's got me thinking, I'm
thirteen one oh two three. Clearly I've missed out some
other ways of getting the kids to work for me.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
You've got to put them to it. You've got to
use your kids to get something for you.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
That's exactly right. So Beck's using her kids to get
sellon quality hair, right, what are you using your kids
to do? Have you used them in some stage of
your life life? It might have even just been a
one off to be able to get you something.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
And this can be financial otherwise anything right, So I
can think of an example of my older cousins. My
cousin's are about twenty years older than using me as
a very young, cute little child.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yes, to try and pick up women. There it is,
this is what we need.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
So carrying a little infant around? Yeah, oh no, no,
this is my baby cousin. Oh what a great, what
a great opening car conversation.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Mate, My mate Bari, he used to borrow our child,
and so I know I'll take it for a walk.
So we put put the eldestit in bram and take
it for a while. It took me three months to
work out it wasn't doing it for the good of us,
for his fitness.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
He was going.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
So the single ladies have begun.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Oh what a give baby? Yes, yes, exactly your name.
They call me Bari.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Thirty one two three. Give us a call.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
When did you use your kid to get something that?
Speaker 5 (20:56):
In the morning Adelaide's Fun Shows one.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
One two three, we're asking you what when did you
use your kid to get something?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah? Well, Kirstin from okedon what you were the kid
that was used.
Speaker 16 (21:10):
Well, I don't know whether i'd call myself a kid,
but I was my mother's child, so I was actually
twenty one at the time, so they can imagine how
traumatized I was. Or but she made me sit on
Santa's lap my dad's Christmas function just to get a
bag of Lolly's.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
What do you well, what type of Santa.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Say?
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Let's just say that Santa was very happy after I
said on his lap?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh say that, I don't know about that, thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
One two three called the day we'll go and see
Missy Higgins duly from Morphord Vale.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Hi, how are you very well?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
All right?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
So I understand that you've got the kids doing something
for your partner and you're already laughing at yourself. I
love it.
Speaker 17 (21:57):
Yeah, well i've it's actually my stepdaughter. I love a
good foot massage, and they would do anything for money.
So I said, well, if you give me a foot massage,
I'll give you five dollars. Well she jumped at that.
So she'd get a nice bowl of warm, bubbly water
(22:18):
and wash have to wash the feet first, and then
she'd pat them dry, and then I'd get the cream out,
and then she'd massage them and all that, and I said, oh,
you know how long? How long? I'd say about ten minutes,
but it was my ten minutes, so you know, she'd
(22:39):
be doing it for about twenty minutes, and then she'd say, oh,
how much longer, I'll see one minutes. Well, then she'd
have to drive, you know, because I couldn't walk around
with slimy feet, So then she'd have to you know,
drive them, and you know, massage them until all the
cream was But the good thing about it was the
other step daughter got jealous because the other one got
(23:02):
five dollars, so I'd make her give me a heck
massage for five dollars.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
So I got for feet.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Julie, this is you taking advantage of your step children.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
And how old are they?
Speaker 17 (23:15):
Well, now they're sixteen and eighteen, but at the time
they were eleven and thirty.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Oh, I love the time when they didn't realize the
value of money at the time.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Why does it your loving partner, their father, just give
you a foot message.
Speaker 17 (23:31):
All he hates feet?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
What if you offered him five bucks to do it, Julie.
Speaker 16 (23:38):
I think you brought me something else.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Scapers.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
All of a sudden, the even stepmother from Cinderella looks
a bit different. Thank you, They keep your calls coming.
In thirteen one O two three, Wow, Saucy the caller
of the day to day will go and see the
amazing Missy.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Higgins, Max and Ali in the morning.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shop.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Asking you when did you use your kid to get something?
Another example from Emma came in. She wrote in and
said she took a seven year old to a concert.
She complained to get them out of the marshpit to
a special seated area, which they got to. The kid
was fine, They both just didn't want to stand up anymore.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Oh that's a bit rude. Let's get a gootrida from Brompton.
When did you use your child to get something?
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Good morning? So we had booked accommodation for the whole
family kind of it was.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
This amazing deal.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
It was no refund or like, no worries. Uh, let's
block it in and then when we got there, it
was facing The window was facing like the wall of
the other buildings.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
It was like industrial pipes.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
It was not the view that we wanted.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
It was not the luxury sweet like.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
It was cheap for a reason, and so we were
just miserable there. It was not the holiday we wanted.
So I got I rang reception and my kid was
I think it was about six at the time, and
I'm like, makes so noises, uh, and I said, I'm
so sorry. My child has got gastro This happens to
her sometimes. We need to check out immediately, refund for
(25:09):
the whole week.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Left and then went to another hotel.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, you dirty doll.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Thank you to Melissa at Aberfall Park, What have you
used your children to get something wrong?
Speaker 11 (25:23):
And made show?
Speaker 18 (25:26):
I had you free entry for the kids.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
What happens?
Speaker 18 (25:32):
I have pulled out a pram before, so I had
one of the taller tall ones who's like he was tall,
So I had him shoved in the pram blanket over
the top, making it look like the young baby is asleep.
And then the youngest youngest who we wuld get away
with it for a while, when she was about nine
years old, grown out of the door of the Explorer.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
I dressed her up in door of the Explorer clothes
like dressed.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
Her down for free entry to this show.
Speaker 14 (26:02):
Girl, I love it.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
This is quickly descended into what illegal things did you do?
Speaker 5 (26:10):
I'm pretty sure we might be having dogs ring us.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
A little bit later.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Thank you Melissa from hafore Apart. I'm thinking what I've
learned from all of this, Alley, is that the whole
way through I've had this in the back of my mind,
I was like, do I pull the trigger on?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Are people going to like it or not?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
You know what, We're all bad people judging by this phone,
and so I think it's going to be when I
have children, I'm going to use them to have extra
sick days because everyone that has kids gets to have
sick days for when their kid is sick and when
they're not sick, and it's about time with the rest
of us all got to enjoy that, am I right?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Did he say that?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Third?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
One O two three? If you want to say something
to Maxim, Max and Alie in the morning.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shop Mix.
Speaker 13 (26:53):
One A two point three.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
This this guy Sebasti.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I have interviewed our next guests so many times in
the studio I've actually felt like I've been watching him
grow up, because, let's face it, he's shot to fame
twenty one years ago on our TV Screams in Os.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Idole aging yourself for our guests right now?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Have Yeah, Well, I'm saying how old I am, but
guys about you and he never ages, and he's with
us now.
Speaker 19 (27:27):
I know I definitely age, just not mentally. I don't
think I've grown up yet.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Now are you still at the forefront of Ozzie music?
Which is just absolutely brilliant? And we're talking to you
about your new single Antidote? So where's this one come from?
And what's the story behind it?
Speaker 19 (27:44):
I wrote this after my drummer's wedding. You know, he
was very emotional in his wedding speech. His last line
was suggest you just you're the antidote to all my problems,
and I thought it was such a beautiful thing to
say to another human.
Speaker 15 (27:57):
Well, let's write it about that.
Speaker 19 (27:58):
Let's write it about how music has just always got
us through the best and the worst.
Speaker 15 (28:02):
Times and it's something no one can take away from us.
Speaker 19 (28:05):
And people will insert their own antidote, you know when
when they listen to them, even if it was just
special to us, you know, we knew it was special.
About nine months, I kept adding little brushstrokes to this.
Went to La recorded some of my favorite gospel singers
over there. You know these singers sing with Beyonce and
Ariana Grande and the different Justin Bieber. They're all like
backup singers for these guys, and I just I love
(28:28):
them and to hear them all in the same room
singing this song was just apt.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
So you started with the wedding and nine months later
you had the baby.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (28:39):
Do you know what, though, I've been in radio for
you can use If I.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Was going to write a song that came out of
my wedding, it would probably be all right, It's three am,
Rod Jamison, Can you leave the House Police?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Very different song.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Guy, Guy, do you find yourself because you said this
one came from and that's sort of what the inspiration was.
Do you find yourself going around in like everyday scenarios
with your mates. I don't know, maybe you're down at
the pub or whatever and you're just looking for an
inspirational moment that becomes your next song.
Speaker 19 (29:11):
There might be a day where I will have thirty
different little ideas or start, so I'd sit at the
keyboard and like, I'll play some cords and sing some melodies,
and I then kind of categorize it so I'll label it.
And if you look on my voice notes, there's all
these ones that say please finish.
Speaker 15 (29:29):
It's like I'm begging myself.
Speaker 19 (29:33):
So funny how I know how inspired I was in
the moment, But I know myself that I'll wake up
tomorrow and be thinking about my golf swing or something
and this reminder, please finish this. This was you were
really into this.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
This was a Grammy Award winner, this one. It was.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
If you think back to where you started and where
you are now, could you give us one weird out
story that really hits home how far your life has come?
Speaker 15 (30:04):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 19 (30:06):
You know, I think they're like little personal moments like
I sat in a room and I wrote a song
with a guy that you know, he was my hero
growing up, Brian McKnight. And and so I could maybe say,
you know, sitting on a couch for a whole day
filming and hanging out with Beyonce. But as much as
I love Beyonce, the more impactful moment for me was
(30:26):
the personal.
Speaker 15 (30:27):
Idol that I had in this guy.
Speaker 19 (30:30):
And so like sitting with him or singing on David Letterman,
you know, like growing up, I would always watch my
favorite bands and my favorite performers. You know, I had
Battlescars go platinum in the US, and I understood there
weren't that many Aussies that have had a platinum song
in the US, and it was a real moment for
me because like I wrote that song as opposed to antidote.
(30:53):
I wrote that song, I swear in about six minutes
get down, Wow, my kids do not I've pulled over
in l A And I sung this like.
Speaker 15 (31:11):
I pretty much sang.
Speaker 19 (31:12):
All the words. I wasn't thinking. And sometimes in those moments,
I think, what was that, Like, where did that come from?
I wasn't thinking Battles Cars.
Speaker 15 (31:22):
It just came out.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
And when you spend so long writing these other ones,
and the one that goes massive took six minutes.
Speaker 15 (31:30):
Literally, I mean it's that one. That one came about
really quickly.
Speaker 19 (31:34):
But you know, then I thought to myself, I'd be
awesome to have Loupe fiasco, which is I thought, but
it doesn't always happen. But but I sent Loupe his
management this song like with just me singing the choruses
and all the verses.
Speaker 15 (31:48):
Like bear, so that he could write something.
Speaker 19 (31:51):
And then he came back in like two days and
he said, oh, I'm in Australia.
Speaker 15 (31:54):
I love this song. Let's let's make this happen.
Speaker 19 (31:57):
And I remember sitting in the studio and like sort
of I teared up when he when he laid down
his first rap, because Lupe, he's not like a shaky
booty in the club rapper. He's very very educated and
deep and very like he's a very deep thinker, and
he thinks him yeah.
Speaker 15 (32:12):
And thinks in metaphors. Everything is very metaphorical.
Speaker 19 (32:15):
And when you listen to the rap in Battles Gars,
you know, it's all these like movies with no Tom
Hanks to bring you home a fighter, not a love
and not a fighter on the front line, with a
poem trying to write yourself a rifle, maybe sharpen up
a song to fight the tanks and drones of you
being alone.
Speaker 15 (32:31):
You know, like there's all these.
Speaker 19 (32:32):
Beautiful metaphors in there, and I had a picture of
what it would sound like.
Speaker 15 (32:37):
But then when he did the.
Speaker 19 (32:38):
Rap, he's like, yo, I got I got like two
different versions.
Speaker 15 (32:42):
I'll put this one down for it. Tell me what
it is that So he's he does.
Speaker 19 (32:47):
This rap and I'm it's just me and Luca in
the room, I'm recording his voice center and he does
it and I start to tear up, and I'm going, man,
just all it together in front of Loupe Weird and
you cry wrapper But I don't know, like that was
a pinch myself moment.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
All right, Well, look if you can just hang around, guy,
because next we're going to take you back to your
Adelaide roots and just put you to the test on
just how Adelaide and you still are.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
And in the morning Adelaide's Fun show Nicks.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
One O two point three.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
This guy Sebastian.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah, we are talking to guys Sebastian, guy from little old.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Adelaide to the world. We are so impressed with how
far you've done.
Speaker 19 (33:39):
You know, I grew up in Salisbury, East and and
I it was wasn't like back in the day where
there's social media and YouTube and everything like that, being
a singer that is able to record albums and travel
and that's not that wasn't for me, you know what
I mean? Like that was and then somehow, I don't
know I always describe it. I feel exactly the same,
(34:02):
exactly the same inside. Nothing's changed for me. But I'm
running alongside this thing.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
That's like, Guy Sebastian, Dude, you can actually choose to
say that me catching up with Beyonce was not the
actual highlight of my life.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I mean that's pretty great. So can we do so?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Then go before you get before you get stolen away
from us? Can we maybe take you back to those
Sulisbury East roots and maybe just have a little bit
of a open up Guy Sebastian's Adelaides Black Book, And
if we yell out some Adelaide things, can you just
give us a bit of a word association about maybe
what it means to you, what you did there or
what it was like.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Is that a right or something?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Okay, let's start with Heinley Street on a Sunday night.
Speaker 19 (34:47):
Or probably pancake parlor. Yeah, you're going there at like
two am?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Perfect? Perfect?
Speaker 4 (34:55):
What about wearing Adelaide fringe at the moment Adelaide fringe?
Speaker 19 (34:59):
I never really I went to the fringe that sort
of blew up after I left. It was always there,
but I don't know if I could ever afford tickets.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
What about t Troe Plaza.
Speaker 19 (35:08):
Lock in sessions at time Zone and nights on Tuesday
at the movies.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Do you ever get to Cape Villies?
Speaker 19 (35:16):
I used to go to Primo all the time because
they always hide hot waitresses.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Nineteen All right, Guy Sebastian, what if I said these
words for you? Windy Point?
Speaker 15 (35:28):
Windy Point? Is that that's in Victor Harbor, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
No, that's where you go to and that's where you
go up in the hills in your past you drive?
Did you didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
From Salisbury East?
Speaker 17 (35:40):
No?
Speaker 15 (35:40):
That was that was too far for my dad's into.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh, Guy Sebastian, it's so lovely to catch up with you.
It's absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
We know that we can never take the Adelaide out
of you.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's for sure.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Hey, congratulations on Antidote.
Speaker 15 (35:55):
Thank you album on the Way album, Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 19 (35:58):
On this recent trip to l I just finish writing,
so I'm just kind of in the process of recording
the rest of it, and tons of songs, heaps and
heaps of songs to I'm actually trying to figure out
which ones.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Many Thanks so much guys for using it. Is just
always a light to catch up with you. We've talked
to you when that album comes out.
Speaker 15 (36:22):
Hey, thanks guys, appreciate it.
Speaker 13 (36:25):
Max and Alie in the morning Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Since there's only counter four more episodes of Maths, I
am trying one last time, Max Burford, to get you
into the show. And I feel a little bit worried
that you might have missed so much of it that
you don't actually understand the concept.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
So I'm doing this today.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Let's learn about Maths.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
He's your boy next door. You're classic aussy guy looking back.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
She's a top top lady. It's so pure, so good.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I'm going to sleep with her best friend whilst she watches.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I see this is maps one O one?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
All right, are you ready, little mates?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Far of her? Got my legs cross straight?
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Please?
Speaker 2 (37:13):
It's just like I never want to be interested at all.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
But then you hear some of the sound games like that,
and you go, oh, it's okay to dating.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Okay, So there's only really three rules you need to
get yourself across if you want to be able.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
To enjoy these last four epps.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
What are they missus? Okay?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
So number one, you just need to accept that nothing
quite brings out the crazies like Maths.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
One.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Name's listen to light.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
We're forty two.
Speaker 20 (37:39):
I live here in Suffolk Park. So just a couple
of kens out of bay around and a love of
being burling character like I feel like he's quite evolved,
do you know, just annoying himself.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
He's emerged, he's.
Speaker 20 (37:52):
Self inquired, he's on his passion park. I want somebody
that's quite intelligent.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I do not want to vogue.
Speaker 20 (37:59):
If it's the right person, it'd have to be justike
solemn points that would.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Be making.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Oh so we don't have boog in dam. Actually that's
sort of part two. To that point, you have a
hell of a lot of boguns.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
What's her name?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
That was into Lar. She's just at Suffolk Park, is just
out a bar room.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
She's emerged. I'm emerged as a person.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Point two.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
You will also hear some of the most horrendous and
disrespectful treatment of people ever.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Laurence Love.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Part two to that point. You'll also pick up some
catchy phrases.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Muzzles your woman makes hourly in the morning, muscle your woman. Okay,
I mean, so we've got a couple of very common
trusting characters on the show.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
Yeah, well it's just you know this and this is
the final thing.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
I think that everybody needs to get their head across
if they're going to enjoy the last four episode of Maths,
because I feel like every season everyone's surprised that the
so called love experts that are there to guide these
brand new couples through to eternal happiness aren't actually that
(39:25):
good at their job.
Speaker 15 (39:26):
No one's saying that the grief is not playing into this.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
You know what, John, let me tell you.
Speaker 15 (39:30):
Okay, come, I haven't finished talking.
Speaker 19 (39:34):
What do you think that you can do, Collins that
will bring her close and make her feel special?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
No, I'm sorry. I came to you for advice.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
What should I do?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Just think about it if you decide to stay together. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (39:48):
I'm not here to tell you what to do.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
You're not here to give me advice.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
See what I mean?
Speaker 4 (39:53):
That seems like a pretty good point. He's expert, right,
and she's got expert So this.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Is what I want you to do. What do you
mean advice?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
You're gonna have a little bit of extra time over
the Easter long weekend once you get over the you know,
do all the Christianity thing. You're going to be right
bang smack with a little.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Bit of extra. Well, see you at church.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
And exactly right. So once you do all that, you're
gonna have some time on your hand. And I'm giving
you one last chance to get on boards the Maths
train with four episodes to go. Now that I've given
you that catch up, do you think you're ready to
take such a monumentous task?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Do you think you've sold it to me? With that
catch up? We've got We've got Lucinda.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Light put a muzzle on you.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
We've got it's the muzzle being put on, by the way,
it's gonna have to be.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Like organic for Lacinda to ticket off you.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
I should have done five points, Max and Allie in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Adelaide's fun breakfast mix.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
One at everyone around town has been a little bit
scat said of late, and you reckon.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
You may have found the reason why we're all a
little bit cranky.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
As of two nights ago, we're all feeling more on edge,
and I'm going to tell you why.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
It's because of the moon's eclipse.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I didn't know you were one of these BELLI I'm.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Not, but I'm trying desperately to see how other people
get into this.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Right now, apparently got the music. I'm there with you.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
So there was the lunar eclipse the night before last,
and they reckon that the eclipse effects will be seen
on the world stage as well as in people's personal lives,
and it is going to bring the potential for unexpected
turns and shocks and growth, and we're going to be
really unsettled. Here's some giggling in the background. We're going
(41:46):
to be really unsettled until we get the matching solar
eclipse will be happening on April eight. So if you're
in chaos right now, just go hold on for eight.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
So expected shocks only happen in this little period.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
They don't happen otherwise.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
So have you had an unexpected shock in your entire
life before this last week?
Speaker 3 (42:09):
No, it's a little bit about the moon. So I
figured that this would be exactly the dance that you
take Max, and you might be able to hear the
giggling in the background that is button push and bergo.
He you're an unbeliever, bur Joe.
Speaker 21 (42:23):
I was until last night, and I had a bad night,
and I'm blaming it on that.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Because I figured that we would all be on one side.
I always liked to get both sides of the moon,
Floyd the dark side. Yes, so we've actually got producer
Luke in here, because producer Luke I brought this up
and said, what a whole lot of CODs wallop?
Speaker 21 (42:46):
And you said, well, I'm a massive believer in astrology.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
I didn't sleep last night. I didn't sleep the night
before either.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Are you willing to accept then that it's the moon's fault?
You were never going to sleep until April the eighth?
Speaker 21 (42:59):
There, So I'm a cancer moon, which basically means I'm
more highly affected by this stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
It does?
Speaker 15 (43:06):
It does?
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Why does it mean that?
Speaker 21 (43:09):
So basically you have like your sun moon and rising
in your astrology chart.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Does that mean?
Speaker 21 (43:14):
Look, cancer is the side of the moon, and it's
like my moon sign is cancer. So I feel it really,
you know, like whenever the moon does things, I you know,
my mood switches. I don't know if you've noticed it
all or you're.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Just blaming it on the moon.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
This isn't fair because people who believe in the astrology
can sit there and they can just be like, sorry,
I'm being such a bitch today. It's because my cancer
moon is out the back of Aquarius. This weekend, and
that makes me an asshole.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
I feel like.
Speaker 21 (43:46):
It does like change people's you know, moods and stuff
like that, because like this morning, I woke up late
and I still got here, but I was in a
foul moon and you get all here.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Maybe you woke up late because your alarm wasn't set.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Oh no, I just slept through it.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Maybe you're doing.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
That because you're tired and because of the moon.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
That's fine.
Speaker 15 (44:12):
It also back to the moon.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
So therefore, let me ask you this, as a believer
in astrology. If you achieve something momentous in your life,
are you thanking the moon for that and thinking that
it's because of these stars and everything around you? Or
are you taking time to go No, that's because I
bloody work hard and I'm really good at it, and
it's about time I got recognized for what I'm doing.
Speaker 21 (44:35):
You know what I will, like I do, you know,
thank myself and that sort of thing for the hard work.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
But it's really.
Speaker 21 (44:40):
Crazy because if you follow astrology and you get all
these like readings and stuff like that, it lines up. No,
it'll be you should be expecting this. You deserve this,
smart enough.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Man, The astrology readings every day and go, hang on
a second, if I just look at this independently of
what I want to believe, they're all extremely broad thing
sit day right, like, oh, you'll see the color red today.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Oh I did see the color red today.
Speaker 19 (45:06):
No, no, no, no, I don't know how I feel
about that.
Speaker 21 (45:09):
Like I think you guys just need to be awakened
to this.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Okay, okay, okay, Well there's only one thing for it.
See you on April Light, mic Look.
Speaker 21 (45:23):
Okay, guys, Colin and I'll give you a reading.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
With Max and Alie in the morning.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I'll don't come up with al anymore because she's left
the studio early. But listen to Michelle Murphy all day.
We have Adelie's Easiest Cash Contest.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
All you need is a name, Alie, Alie. I don't
usually do this. Listen to us. We'll be back like
at six tomorrow with the film. We start right six
o'clock tomorrow and listen to Michelle all day.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Alie.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I need you, Max and Alie.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
In the morning Adelaide's Fun breaks. They show NIX one
Speaker 1 (45:57):
O two point three
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