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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait, wait, get up and.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Go Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Show, Max Andalely in the morning,
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Did you have on your wedding day a any rules
or requests for specifically for your guests.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I guess yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
God, no, rock up and have a really good time.
That was kind of it a rule for guests.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
That makes sense, right.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
There is a document going around online in the US.
These two people, Kaleid and Taja is their name for
their wedding. They have put together a fifteen point document
with wedding rules on it for all of their get
I guess, yes, should you go to this wedding?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Should you find some new friends?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I mean I understand the rules. The biggest rule that
you would see would be no kids, and I understand
that completely. You know, like if it's stipulation that you
want to be able to just have an adult time
or whatever, then absolutely, Like I'm all for that, But
what else are you telling people to do.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
We had that and there was one child that was
allowed because it was an infant like four weeks.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
That's fine. They were welcome to coming. It was very quiet, baby,
thank you very much. There's a couple on you that
you agree with, so do not rearrange seats.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I get that we ever said each other for a
reason is well, I mean you're just sort of driving
home to the point a little too much.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It's less passive aggressive and just more aggressive.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It's just more aggressive. There's no big announcements or proposals.
I mean, of course, all right, so that announced your
pregnant at their wedding. Then we start to really get
into and I think wedding rule number one is a
pretty good example of who these people are. This is
Khaleid and Taj's big day, not yours. It's not even
a rule, it's just a statement. As for the dress code,
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if you head down to number three there you'll see
that instead of just saying, you know, formal where backed gold,
which is the theme of their wedding, the attire is
black and or gold, not red, not blue, not green,
and definitely all caps with an exclamation mark, no white.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Oh look at these, Dan, what about this one? If
you can't handle or dislike the music being played, simply
go home. This is a celebration, not a funeral, right,
that's not bad. And I like this number nine. This
is a taking over for the ninety nine and two
thousand type of events, so there will be twerking.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I mean they're trying to be funny in that one.
I guess I'm an adult at a wedding here, mate.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Okay, so hang on. The invitation rocks up. You opened it.
I'm imagining it's twenty four GSM, you know, the heavy
card and it's got the wax seal. Oh yeah, and
you open it up and doves fly out and stuff right,
and then you get to that you're, Wow, this is
going to be an awesome wedding. And then you see
this secondary rule card falls out should you stay or
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should you go?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And we're going to say that they're not your best mates.
You know that you're in the sort of bottom tween
people that are invited to this wedding.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
And also, what are some of the more extreme rules
that have been enforced at the weddings you've attended. I've
been at a lot of weddings increasingly to where people say,
don't take photos and you cannot put them on social
media until after xyz.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's interesting because you'd got a celebrity. We're not selling
it to a woman's weekly.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
No, no, no no. But I also think there is
something nice where you get to announce It's like announcing
someone's baby. Max.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
But at the same time, everyone that you care about
is at your wedding, so they're seeing it, and the
other people that you're getting tagged in on Instagram and
they're seeing the picture for the first time.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh that's nice. They're getting married today, and then just
scroll on.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I only have one rule, and that was because Matt's
from a massive family, I don't want to meet anybody
on my wedding day.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
That's fair.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
He broke it, by the way. But anyway, people that
you didn't know, no, an auntie did because the sun
was in town. Because he's a truck driver. So he
walked into the house wearing a fleece and some jeans
and I said, no, no, mate.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
They pulled up a chair. Don't worry my days. You
didn't have a meal for humor anything.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Oh no, they got on.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Needles a kitchen, Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Adelaide's fun breakfast, yop.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Mel from Balaclava, What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
I would go, why if you sent me a list
of things I was I'm allowed to do? I would
try and break everything in one of them.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh, my God immediately, Melly, you're the president. I wanted
my next wedding wearing white. Yeah, to see you being
bouncing the dog.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
There's one that says pace yourself when drinking. Mel, Do
you think you could adhere to that?
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Wor all?
Speaker 9 (04:35):
No?
Speaker 7 (04:36):
I get messy?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Thanks Mel. Mary's at Evandale.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
All right, Mary?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Are you staying at home or going to this wedding?
Speaker 10 (04:44):
I'm going. Look it is third day. If they're the rules,
If I don't like it, I won't go if there's
something on there. My daughter got married in Hawaii and
she gave us a year in advance. No one was
allowed to wear dark colours. We only had to wear
colors of the rainbow. And she to okay the colors
that we were wearing.
Speaker 11 (05:02):
What why did you want.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
To do that?
Speaker 10 (05:04):
Because she wanted a really light theme on the beach.
She didn't want no dark colors whatsoever. She had to
see the color that you were wearing before we went
over every outfit. My husband, at the time, I was
fixed in hip. For God's sakes, he wore a cream suit,
I mean on the beach. He was mortified.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Had your daughter ever showed this sort of tendency? In
her life up until this point in wanting to she's
very strongly opinioned. OK, got it, got it, got it.
Speaker 10 (05:37):
She did not dare go against your wishes if you
didn't like it.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
The funny thing.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
About it is.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
The funny thing about it is the night before her wedding,
I had sent off her dress to be steamed so
it could come back all nice for the next day
because it was in a in a suitcase. Well they
delivered it to the wrong hotel.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
She would have lost her mind and teller.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Because we had planned b to go and as oh god,
I didn't want.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
To hear it would go.
Speaker 10 (06:08):
In the end, we got a dress and seven in
the morning.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
And you had a good time.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
We had a fabulous apart from a gypsy celebrit that
we had. It was in the colored outsick You're not
rainbow at all.
Speaker 12 (06:24):
Thanks Mary maxon Ali in the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Yard.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Heather from Salisbury East. Are you staying at home or
going to the wedding?
Speaker 13 (06:40):
Staying at home because you're there to enjoy yourself, not
to be controlled. I know it's about the bride and
the groom, but you still have to be there to
enjoy yourself, kills a bit of the.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Fun they have you ever been to a wedding or
been told that you have to do something to get
to a wedding.
Speaker 13 (06:56):
I once was running a crash where the people that
attended the wedding had to bring a plate of food
to share.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
You've got to cater their own wedding.
Speaker 13 (07:09):
Yeah, was amazing.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, head a win that happens. Do they also bring
a wedding gift?
Speaker 13 (07:15):
I'm not sure. I wasn't actually invited in the wedding.
I was just told that everybody had to bring a
plate of food to share and some drinks.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
That having like a picnic in the park.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yeah that's fair. Yeah, more picnic than wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Fair.
Speaker 13 (07:32):
Have a great day, guys.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
It's not fair.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't think Julie in Finden, what do you reckon?
Would you stay at home or would you go to
this wedding?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
I'd have a party at my own house, damn straight.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
The rebel tour, I like that. Have you been in
a wedding that you know has had those type of rules?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Oh my god. I went to my best friend's wedding
and because I'm a young girl and I am getting
gray hairs. She told me to dye my hair black.
So no gray hairs they're showing for the bridal party.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
You're kidding?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
What did you say?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
I am not kidding. I said, hell, no, you take
me as I am, or I won't be in it.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
And what did she do?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Well, there goes my friendship.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah, so bad, Julie. I always hear about this between
you know, well, not always, but you do hear of
this between brides and their bridesmaids. I don't understand bride Tiller's.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
I can't stand them.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
So did you know, though, if you're a good enough
mate to be called up to be in the bridal party?
Did you know that she had this in her No?
Speaker 8 (08:39):
She turned around about three weeks before the wedding and
told me I had to dye my hair.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
My goodness, completely out of the blue.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I hate that for you, Julie. Did anyone else have
to dye their hair? Or was it just yours?
Speaker 8 (08:54):
They had blonde hair. I've got black hair, so I
hadn't care.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
And yet preach baby, you and me, we get the
reverse gunk. It's all right, I get out.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
I'd rather party at home. Yeah, she winds at home
and celebrate by myself.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Have you ever spoken to her since?
Speaker 8 (09:16):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I mean I feel like you've probably had the right
decision because she sounds like a bit of a bad friend.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
In the Capital Bride.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah, yeah, bad.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
In the morning Adelaide's Show NIX one two point three.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Rocky Reciano from Rocky Resh Events is with us.
Speaker 14 (09:41):
Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 15 (09:43):
How are we today?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Great Rocky tell us about some prickly bride.
Speaker 14 (09:49):
I've had quite a few fifteen year career, quite a
few brides who expect a lot on their wedding day.
I mean, we don't like to say no to a
bride and groom on.
Speaker 15 (09:58):
Their big special day.
Speaker 14 (09:59):
So we always have a rule in the company that
the answer is yes on a Saturday. Not a note.
But it's more like I would be asked to maybe
help take the prize underwear off in the morning after
they've had their hair and makeup done because they don't
want to move too much because I've just spent a
lot of money on their hair and makeup. That's very
common to me. And then you know, to the normal
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it's that's outrageous.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
But bit.
Speaker 14 (10:25):
And my nose is only thirty meters away from there.
You know that that's my job, and I've done that
many times. Lucky I'm on the other side of the fence.
But I've had brides who has told me to make
sure the best man is not drinking so much. So
I've had to pass on a rule to the main
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bar manager to make sure they're fifteen meals of spirits
going into the mixtop thirty, so every two drinks is
having a standard drink, not everyone. Lots of things like.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
That, Rockie, do you ever sit there at a wedding
and you go these go bride and groomszillas and everyone
that is there would be having a much better time
if they weren't sort of being told to do so
many different things and had so many rules put on them. Oh.
Speaker 14 (11:12):
Absolutely, I think bride and grooms like I love them
very much and it is my career. But you know,
they do think they're the only ones getting married on
that day and the only ones that have ever been married.
But you know, we have to make sure that they're
felt special when they are basically the only ones getting
married and all their guests are having a great time.
But you know, when they tell you to make sure
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that you get waitering staff to go up to every
table and drag them onto the dance floor because we
don't want to be embarrassed if we have an empty
dance floor. Oh wow, we shall pass the message on
to make sure we're clearing tables. Yeah, and that we're
telling guests to get onto the dance floor because the
bride wants a full dance floor.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
All wow, what is one of the most extravagant things
you had to source or do or get.
Speaker 14 (11:56):
They will show me weddings from overseas, which is a
lot of mine my clients will do, and they want
to replicate that here in Adelaide, and we're very grateful
we have that sort of very small niche clientele here
in Adelaide that we can do that. And we will
source twenty five thirty arm chandeliers from Melbourne and Sydney
to be transport over overnight to be hung above the
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bridle table. It will be things like Specific Vodka's Wedding
dress shopping is my favorite. When my clients will pay
me to come with them wedding dress shopping. The list
is never ending. It would just as as you know,
flowers are in season in particular times of the year.
But I have had some mothers of the bride particularly
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want a particular flower. They want it to be fresh
and that will have to be imported from overseas. Family
and fortune, respectfully, the clients will be paying just over
four and a half five thousand dollars just to have
a whole entire row of them on their bridle table,
delivery and set up the whole lot just.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Go to at that point a couple of guys.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Hey, Rockie, thank you so much. If you want to
find out more about the amazing way weddings and events
at Rocky can do, you can get to rockyresh dot
com dot you.
Speaker 14 (13:10):
Thanks so much mate, Thanks your time, guys.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Max and Allie.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
In the morning, Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Baron Lyons, who is a comedian, is joining us now.
Good morning Kieren, Hey guys, I very well, Kieran, how
are you? More importantly and how are you nuts?
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Look they've recovered, but look at the time I must
admit I would rather have triplets than.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
So.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
What what is what is that? Though? What is that?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Is it a twisting of something?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
So?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Essentially You're just I was walking around and then just
out of I just felt something was off and I
thought it was my appendix. Went to the hospital. I
was actually on a stand up shot at the time,
so it was afterwards. I was like, something's a bit off,
maybe it's a bit nervous or something, and they told
me it's my appendix, and it was actually my testicles.
So they twisted and they untwisted. But worse yet, they
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told me they were lucky they made the mistake, but
they're untwisted by themselves. Otherwise I was like, this close
to losing the testicle and I would have had to
have like a metal ball in instead Superhero.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So Kieran, it's hard to explain to someone who doesn't
have testicles, like the twisting and why that is a
painful thing.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
I'm currently trying to tie my boobs in knots.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
So what is it?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
What's the pain like when you're laying there with testicular torsion.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
It's like a cricket bat. Because I've explained this a lot,
It's like a cricket bat has just whacked them, but
except for like two weeks straight, it's just constant paine
and the more phene you have to be on in
the hospital, like I was just yelling out more and
more because it's just flue pain. You're under it just constantly.
And then for two weeks afterwards, I think when I
(15:04):
was sitting on the couch if my ball, they had
to literally be over the couch, like hanging over because
if they touched the couch they would hurt. And then
with a shower, I'd have to be like half standing
out of the shower because if the water dropped on them,
it would be so sensitive that it would hurt. And
that went on for two weeks. Strange.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Hey Karen, what are you doing during your stand up
shows to be able to do this stepping?
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Yeah, well I kind of wobbled around to be honest,
like you have to kind of walk side aside because
obviously where they positioned it's you know, you just have to.
But I had it twice. So the first time I
had it, they didn't do the operation, and then I
went on and did a stand up show the next night,
and then about three months later I had it again
and then I have to get the operation where they
(15:48):
tied them up.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Oh, you can only have babies once every nine months,
so I mean, you can have this all the time.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Oh, you guys so lucky. Look, Kieren, I am not
doubting that this is not being incredibly pain I do
not doubt this at all. But it is still not
arguing Max. It's not a kick in the gulies.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
It's the pain in the balls, and the pain is
the same.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And as Kieran was telling that story, the two men
in the studio were visibly recoiling. Every man that is
listening at home in their car right now, I bet
you anything.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
So what you're.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Saying their legs, they were scratching up their face because
they can feel exactly what Kieran is talking.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
So what you're saying in cars all over the city
is slowing down because the boys have had to take
the foot off the accelerator and cross the legs.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That is exactly what is happening. It is the most
visceral reaction.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
So, Karen, can it still happen?
Speaker 15 (16:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
I hope not. But look I've got to guarantee not
any type of insurance or anything. But the doctors said
it probably shouldn't happen again. Whatever operation I've had when
I was asleep, they reckon. They've been essentially tied up
and put in place neatly so that they don't twist again.
But every single time I have a little bit of pain,
I'm like, oh no, your panics, O mate, it's a
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constant fear.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Tell me you're doing a lot of ball related human Now.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
I could just debate with my mum about childbirth and
artistical autoision before. I've told her like, it's just as painful,
if not more, And she said, the only similarity between
my birth and eurotistic and atorsion is they were both unplanned.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Max and Allie in the.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Morning Adelaide's Fun Breakfast, Yard.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Three, I have had a submission that I'm bringing to
the table. We've had to change the voice. There will
be no name mentioned of this person. But it is
some severe ball pain.
Speaker 16 (17:34):
I was on the soccer field and had an injury.
The ball, not even the foot of an opponent, hits
me in the area where it hurts, and obviously it
was quite painful, and it continued for minutes. Usually it's
a quick ten second pain and then over, but this
continued for several minutes and then obviously the lasting effects
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were evident. In the days after after the fact, I
had Mummy and time and after the cleanup. Noticed that
there was blood in the semen kind of story.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
She was, I hope everyone's enjoying their weeks.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
It is a war down there's all sorts of stuff
going on.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
He did say, though, it usually just takes minutes. Yeah,
and then it's done. That's what he did kind of say.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
And then sorry, did you miss the bit where he
went on to say that.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Blood Yeah, but usually blood usually it just takes minutes
to clear. You know.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
All right, we actually have a female on the line here,
Adriana's on the phone.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
What if you want to go in here?
Speaker 7 (18:37):
Well, I think that after listening to kieran story. I'm sorry, Ellie,
I'm on tinker.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Have you have you had a baby?
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I've had two?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Okay, and so how much did that hurt or did
you you know, did you do it without drugs?
Speaker 13 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:53):
The second one happened so quick so that I didn't
have time for drugs. She was born within half an hour.
And my first one that was also a quick birth,
forty five minutes. But most females go anywhere between what
twelve twenty four forty eight hours?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Yeah, twenty four that's the whole day.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah, but our bodies recover so quickly from childbirth.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
I'm glad yours do.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I still can't play a lot of member.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
I mean, our bodies are naturally designed to recover from childbirth.
I mean, of course drugs help. When they don't, you know.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
I'd say, God, Mother, nature, whoever you believe in that
has created the male form to be what it is.
If it really hurt that much, they wouldn't have let
them dangle outside.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I'm just saying, Adriana, I appreciate you being on my side.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
I really do.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
I am on your side.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
I mean girls when they get hit in or hurting,
the hurts, and that in burnal magic X turn, Oh
my god, all.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Of this hurts. None of it all hurts. I just
think one it's a little bit more. It's nice to
have you on my teenager. Thank you very much, Matt.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And in the morning.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Nix On Dave from Seaford Meadows, Good morning, David.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Have you had a testical injury?
Speaker 17 (20:14):
Good morning guys. At the as a letter, I had
sprain clouded testicle a Strangerlouded testicle is where the it's
where the testicle is twisted up over its cord and
it's potentially life threatening.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Oh David, do you know can you remember how you
did it?
Speaker 17 (20:31):
I was laying down watching TV and as I got up,
it hold her over on itself.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
See, Alie, this is almost worse because you've got diamonds
to prepare for the birth of David was just watching TV.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
You can strike it.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Anytime, and David, I really really feel for you. But
it's still not the kick that you keep trying to argue.
Speaker 17 (20:49):
It lasts a lot longer than a kick. I've been
kicked in the NATS before, I've had a cricket ball
in the US before, nowhere near the pain as.
Speaker 15 (20:56):
I was the luck.
Speaker 17 (21:00):
I had to go to the hospital and get the operation,
so I had that traveling time as well as well
as the recovery time.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Does one bring flowers? Holemark doesn't really have a car
a car.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
For a strangulated people in the room.
Speaker 17 (21:17):
When we're not when your dad's got a HQ hold.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
All right, David, but at least it sounds like you're
all president, correct sir, Thank you very much for calling.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Thank you, David, Dave from Sky Can you please enlighten
Alli on how much it hurts getting hit in the nuts?
Speaker 15 (21:32):
Good morning?
Speaker 16 (21:33):
Guys, let's just put it this way. How many kids
have you got?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
I have three, beautiful right.
Speaker 16 (21:39):
Well, then the pain can't be that bad because there's
no way a man will get kicked in the nuts
more than once.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yeah, you boys a week.
Speaker 16 (21:49):
We would never go back, never go back for a second.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
I am taking the evidence as to what it is.
Nothing has ever happened to yours except them drop.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Definitely all right? Nick? In Campbelltown? Are you on my
side here?
Speaker 6 (22:05):
Nick?
Speaker 14 (22:05):
Yes, I've got two acres two acres forty eight stitches
in my left hand nut and seven internal Oh it happens, Nick.
Speaker 15 (22:16):
Industrial accidents, long handle shovels split my balls from here
to Kingdom.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Come.
Speaker 15 (22:21):
They were hanging out. The testicles were out of a sack.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Color are they what?
Speaker 18 (22:26):
Hospital?
Speaker 15 (22:27):
They put me in a stir for about two hours,
so I.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Have a winden feel you get cramp, Kimbo.
Speaker 19 (22:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (22:34):
A surgeon came down and all glad and guts on
him and said, oh, there'll be right. He just shut
them in and said stitch them up.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
And he got back thirty five thousand dollars to do.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
That is everything? Does it all work?
Speaker 16 (22:45):
Now?
Speaker 13 (22:45):
Nick?
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Are we good?
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Well?
Speaker 15 (22:47):
That side. I don't have a lot of feeling. I
got told I never have kids. I was younger, I
did have kids. Eventually they played sport and every time
anyone ever went for that area on there, what is
that supposed to hurt?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh he's got the other ways, he's got.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Vincible.
Speaker 15 (23:06):
Yes, I got band for someone touched me there, so I.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Thought, well done.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Is so cringe not a kick. That's my point. It's
the same pain.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Max and Ali in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Adelaide's fun Breakfast.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
The mum to be in question is with us now
as Taylor Jones. He's ten years reporter. Hello Taylor, Hello,
lovely staring Max in the Ibey time, he came on
and he said, oh you know so yeah, she went
and got a pepsi. Max and I just did that
old thing or you're pregnant, and you actually turned around.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
And said, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the case, at.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Which point I pointed out, mate, you've just said it
on radio, so you've probably outed it to a lot
more people.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I would like to point out one more time that
Taylor did send the following week an email to everyone
in our office saying, guys, I've put some lollies out
so you can all get big bellies like me because
I'm having your baby.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yes, because it makes the whole thing being at work
or while you're pregnant easier for staff to know.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Anyway, that's a right. Well, it became very very clear,
certainly because Ryan Burgess, our button pusher, who is one
of your better friends. Yeah, he didn't know. So it
became clear that you hadn't told everybody that counted.
Speaker 11 (24:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I really wanted to tell bar joined person.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
If you were that play cloth, it would have happened.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
How did I find out before one of your best friends.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
In the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Yeah, you ruined it, and then you took the ruin
to epic heights. Now enter from stage left, lad Bible,
one of the big big publications right around the world.
Enter stage right, the freaking BBC. You two have appeared
on BBC Radio about this very.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Thing, so weird just came out of nowhere.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
I'd almost forgotten, I'd almost forgiven Matt, and then suddenly.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It's everywhere again. Everyone's writing about it. The BBC wants
us on air.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Well, not just sad here, have a listen. It's dangerous
stuff for a radio presenter to start reveling in the
mistakes of other radio presenters.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
But here we go.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
In Australia, Max Burford is a sports presenter on Mix
one or two point.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Three's breakfast show.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
A few weeks ago, he was having a chat with
co host Ali Clark about moments in life where you
spoil surprises for people.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah, they gave us a three week We sat down
with him. I didn't really know what to expect from
because it is the BABSA don't know how serious they
are or otherwise. And he asked us to tell the story,
but didn't ask any funny questions or anything. It was
like it was news and we were telling him the
news that has happened.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Really odd.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Look, he was lovely Luke Jones.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Is there anything you feel you should say to beautiful
Tailor Jones that maybe starts with us and ends with
it or rem because you don't say sorry much?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Sure that Max is not a good for you.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
You know, I knew you wouldn't be able to say sorry.
So what I've organized is for you to give Taylor
the one thing that every pregnant woman wants. What's that
take a seat, kick off your shoes. Tail The sound
of this because one of the great things that every
pregnant woe wants. Feet are a bit sweaty. Yeah, here's
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a foot massa. Here you go, there's a little bit
of moisturizing cream. Max, get over.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
You are not okay to say tailor's feet on radio.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
You show her how sorry you are.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Do you want me to do this like I'm in it?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I mean, just like I said, they're a little bit sweaty,
like racing to get here.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
But you know, Max, sorry is the pregnancy as well, so.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I haven't been taking good care of it.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
But are you worried that you're going to get sued
by am? I allowed to definitely.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
That hr a little disclaimer at Channel ten.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Yes you're in Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Max is actually kind of known as the masseuse in
the office.
Speaker 16 (27:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Pressure, now, I'd like, all right say that to an end.
Speaker 12 (27:21):
Doda, Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
All right. My hobby did something for me the other day,
and I didn't realize that there was a whole underlying
thing associated with it until I told other people what
he did.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Has Matt done the dirty No?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I happened to bring up and just said, Hey, Matt
brought me flowers the other day.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
It's lovely.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
That's what I was waiting for.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Sorry, that's crap.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
No, what my girlfriend said was what has he done wrong?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
All right?
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Now? The difference with this was that I knew exactly
what he had done wrong, and he knew exactly what
he had done wrong, because I rang him that afternoon
and explained everything that he had done wrong.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
You knew that he knew because you had made in
no uncertain.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, no, no, I made it very very clear. I
was very proud of myself. What happened was I got
home and obviously school holidays, trying to juggle everything, he's
also working. I got home and he felt it was
appropriate to leave the house and there was I can
only call it litter in the lound room. There was
a hammer on the couch.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
You got a hammer, You've got to put it somewhere.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
There were no fewer than three football boots scattered in
a vicinity that I could see.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
You've got to be able to put him on quickly.
We never know when you're going to need to kick
a footage anyway.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
And I was just like, this is no good. Then
I go to the kitchen, and the bolls weren't even
in the sink, they were next to the sink. And
then not only that, my other pet hate lights had
been left on.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
I do dislike that. My dad used to cut out fingers.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Off essentially for that, and then add to the power yes.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Oh no, I'm turning to that person, don't worry, and
then add to that, if you don't mud, we also
have three baby chicks that were currently rearing in the house,
and they've got to be inside under the heat lamp,
and blah.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Blah blah blah, going to be great.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
It's a bit of a mess at the moment. But
I waited until two thirty seven before I rang, because
normally the old me would just pick up the phone
and then shoot from the hit. But I thought, no, no, no,
take a breath, Ali, No one's dying.
Speaker 16 (29:22):
He'll learn.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Yeah. So then I quietly and efficiently eviscerated him over
the phone, and I think my line was essentially darling.
Do you think it's fair?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
God, I hate. Do you think it's fair.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
It's fair that I work, come home and I have
to clean this up?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
You said he's working, You said he's busy as well.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Anyway, he comes home with flowers. Now I haven't realized,
Like I just thought it was a movie trope where
the bloke comes home with flowers and people immediately start
to look at his ulterior motive and something's going wrong.
But that's exactly what all my girlfriends did.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I'm not really apologizing.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Yeah, yeah, but also why can't like Matt does occasionally
call through the OTR and bring me flowers home for
no reason. I quite love that. I mean, one day I'll.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Introduce them to tin flowers, but I mean no offense flowers.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Yeah, sero flowers.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Great, there are all slightly more upper class flowers.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Maddie, you are listening, But.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
I just I don't know. I just thought I really,
honestly hadn't worked out how clearly the alignment of a
man bringing home flowers was that they have stuffed something up.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Can I say to you? I asked my mother, had
dad ever got you flowers? But you must have?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
They been married for forty thirty years, something is Yeah,
she knows exactly how it's happened. No flowers since we've
been married. A huge box of Seashell chocolate for Valentine's
day once, not sure why. She's also very of the
one time and beyond the seashell chocolates, which we all
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know and that we do.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Max And in the morning, n's different.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Blake view. Why did they bring you flowers?
Speaker 11 (31:12):
What did they Well? I get home from work one
night and there's a street there's just people gathered in
the street in our end of the driveway and having
a street party. And then I pull up and there's
a fishing boat in our driveway. Started to buy a
fishing boat, and everyone's gathered around looking at this fishing boat.
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I'm like, no, I'm not today, sorry, And I just
walked straight in and then I see this big bunch
of flowers on the dining table.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Came with the boat.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
First, we all know, Christy, the first type of boat
is to have a mate with the boat.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Thank you, Thank you, Christy. Let's go to older and
ellow Crystal. What was the reason that they brought you flowers?
Speaker 20 (31:53):
Well, actually lockdown had just been announced and we'd all
gone home early and all that, and this beautiful, big
bouquet of bruises A right, the first time he sent
me flowers and we don't even dating a few months
and he was worried. I forget about him because we
didn't know how long the world was sing.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Oh that's lovely. That's the real reason for flowers.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yes, Ali's doing quiet a visceration and you've just got
someone that wants you to love.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
That's a beautiful crystal. Stephanie of Angle Veil. Why did
he bring you flowers?
Speaker 15 (32:23):
Really?
Speaker 19 (32:23):
He tried to cancel Christmas?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
What is this grinch that you're dating? Stephanie?
Speaker 19 (32:29):
That was my ex at the time. We had an
argument and he tried to cancel it and started to
take down the ornaments on the tree.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Why did he want to do that?
Speaker 19 (32:40):
We just had an argument and it just blew off.
Canceling Christmas.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Well, that's just the saying this guy. Well he's an X,
isn't he? So yeah, thank you, Max and Allie in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shop.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Donna in Hillcrest. Why did they buy you flowers? What
was the real reason?
Speaker 7 (33:04):
So my boyfriend at the time he's now my husband,
he brought me flowers to ask me to be his girlfriend.
But it was the way that it happened was just extraordinary.
He'd gone into work, made up a menu, taken it
to the restaurant where we ate and gave it to
the waiters and set everything up so that when I
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got there, I sat down to read the menu, and
there were no prices on the menu, and I thought,
oh my goodness, this is a really expensive restaurant. I
was a single mom. I didn't really have any money.
I thought, oh my goodness. And so the entree, the
waiter brought out a cart and it was this beautiful
story about you know, all the things that he loved
about me. And then the main course was a catch
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of the day, he called it.
Speaker 9 (33:48):
And so the.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Waiter came out and bought a gold bracelet that he
put on me. And then dessert was a colorful explosion,
was what was on the menu. So the waiter came
out and bought this huge bouquet of colored gerbras. And so,
of course I said, yes, I.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Mean, fantastic for you, But that has set the bar.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Crab for every other man so high, even for him
for the rest of your relationship, I know, just.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
To ask me to be his girlfriend, like you know,
asking me to be his wife with a whole diven story.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Oh Donna, did you ever then have the moment in
your relationship after you've been together or married together for
your seven years and you know, you get to that stage.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
We went twenty three years.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Yeah it is yeah. And in that twenty three years,
have you ever turned to him and said, why don't
you do what you used to do? Why aren't you
romantic like you used to be?
Speaker 7 (34:39):
Absolutely? Who's an engineer? When I asked you? And then
and if it changed?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
All right, thank you Donna.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Okay, let's go to maybe I'm going to say one
of the sources a Florish themselves.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Let's go to Jean in Norwood. Hello, Jean, can you.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Please enlighten us on some of the range of reasons
because you get to read the car.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Well, sometimes you'd have to ride them.
Speaker 18 (35:04):
Well we used to and at them.
Speaker 20 (35:06):
But we definitely will always read your card message.
Speaker 18 (35:09):
I'm not going to lie, mainly because we're trying to
interpret your emotion you're trying to send to someone, but
we will often laugh or we will always judge your
baby name. I'm not going to lie. We had someone
the other day that all they wanted was a middle
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finger emoji, so that was quite and oh my god.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
That was a swift version of sending flowers.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
Wow, I guess the best scandalous one over the thirteen
years that I've been a florist was an older gentleman
at the time, probably in his mid fifties, came in
and handed us two.
Speaker 18 (35:51):
Sealed envelopes and he said, I need two bouquets, one
to this one and one to this one. You know
exactly where it's going to go. We debated, do we
send the bigger one to the wife or to the mistress?
So yeah, we left out how we ordered it because
that's what we should have done.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
So this is why I could there be a florist,
because I would have absolutely written on the back of
the card.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Ps no, no, no, it's like patient doctor confidentiality.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
There is florist's purchase.
Speaker 18 (36:24):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Geane, do you have a partner or are you married
or anything?
Speaker 18 (36:28):
I do have a partner. We just celebrated eighteen years
together this week. I used to get flowers.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
That's where I was going.
Speaker 18 (36:36):
I do not expect flowers because I know how much
they cost, and I'm the one they would have to
look after them, and I'm the worst. I will look
after them in the shop, but if they're in my house,
they will sitting in the bars, and I will not
re snip them, and I will not change their water
every two days.
Speaker 13 (36:50):
I'm shocking.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Well, look, I do love the idea of Jean's partner
who's been with her for eighteen years, coming home with
some OTR flowers.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Max and Alie in the Morning Adelais Mix one two
point three.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Do you have a code word between you and your
partner in a social setting?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
I do recall one instance where I was younger and
me and a friend we're going to a party that
we didn't really want to be at, and we had
decided for whatever reason, We've just seen the movie that
day where Paul Rudd says, slap at a base man.
What is that?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
I remember movie that is?
Speaker 3 (37:26):
And if anyone said that during the night, we can leave.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
I don't understand why.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
But it's hard to work into conversation. Someone says it's
in I Love you man, and halfway through it's just
I'm going to go slap the base man.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Yeah, which makes it sound like you can do something
really weird he said in the bathroom, doesn't it. I
don't know why we're doing that. Any of yours, Well,
it's not so much so I don't necessarily have one
with my husband because he doesn't come out with me ever.
So I normally have funds of my girlfriends because.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
They're you we A.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah, so I was with A. So there's a couple
of things. Number one, the number one we're walking into
something is if I haven't introduced you in the first
ten seconds, introduce yourself definitely. Whatever happens, don't wait for me,
because you know that I can somebody's name and sidebar.
Can we stop putting name tags on your breast?
Speaker 6 (38:15):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah, what do you want to shut?
Speaker 13 (38:17):
Up?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
On your shoulders? So I'm not looking at your boob
all the time, all right?
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Anyway?
Speaker 5 (38:20):
So next, the other thing that the rule that we
have when we go out is never say nice to
meet you. It's always great to see you because you
may have met them, correct, and you don't want to
say nice to meet you and then make people feel
bad and blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
It's a good lesson.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
But I was with my girlfriend and we were going
for out thirty years college ring, damn, and we were
both a little bit nervous about it because there was
a big group of us and there's a few you know,
we sort of stay in touch with a core four
or five, but the rest we don't. And we didn't
really have that much to do with them in common
with them during college fallen out of time. Yeah, but
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the two of us were traveling together and so we
were kind of planning each other. We were still booking
the others to see how successful they had been and
how intimidated we needed to be and on.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
That whole point.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, right, you do what really listen to what I did.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
And so I was speaking to Rachel in the car
and I said, all right, here are the rules that
I said you. No, no, I mean we didn't need
to do that nice to meet you a bit. We
knew that, but you know, blah blah blah blah. And
I said, right, I'm going to get there and be
so socially anxious and so anxious that I will probably
grab a beer really quickly and I'll probably overhydrate put
that down. Yeah, So if that's happening, I'll tell you
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what happens. And she just looked at me and said,
your inside thoughts become your outside speaking words. And I said,
oh my god, that's exactly what happened. And she said
me too, And so we worked out that our code
word was do you know my favorite movie? You know
that Inside Out movie? That was our code work.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Nice and good, very specific to the one occasion.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Yeah, So we got away with it once. By the
time we went back a second time.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
People like, what are these idiots talking about at the time.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Got to the third time, everyone just moved away from us,
down ourselves by ourselves anyway, so we could actually bag
everyone that we wanted to.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Let those stand over there in the corner talking about
Inside Out again.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
It's a great movie though.
Speaker 12 (40:11):
Thanks good day, Max and Allie In the Morning.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Sharp Mix
Speaker 5 (40:19):
One or two point three
Wait, wait, get up and.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Go Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Show, Max Andalely in the morning,
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Did you have on your wedding day a any rules
or requests for specifically for your guests.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I guess yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
God, no, rock up and have a really good time.
That was kind of it a rule for guests.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
That makes sense, right.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
There is a document going around online in the US.
These two people, Kaleid and Taja is their name for
their wedding. They have put together a fifteen point document
with wedding rules on it for all of their get
I guess, yes, should you go to this wedding?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Should you find some new friends?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I mean I understand the rules. The biggest rule that
you would see would be no kids, and I understand
that completely. You know, like if it's stipulation that you
want to be able to just have an adult time
or whatever, then absolutely, Like I'm all for that, But
what else are you telling people to do.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
We had that and there was one child that was
allowed because it was an infant like four weeks.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
That's fine. They were welcome to coming. It was very quiet, baby,
thank you very much. There's a couple on you that
you agree with, so do not rearrange seats.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I get that we ever said each other for a
reason is well, I mean you're just sort of driving
home to the point a little too much.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It's less passive aggressive and just more aggressive.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It's just more aggressive. There's no big announcements or proposals.
I mean, of course, all right, so that announced your
pregnant at their wedding. Then we start to really get
into and I think wedding rule number one is a
pretty good example of who these people are. This is
Khaleid and Taj's big day, not yours. It's not even
a rule, it's just a statement. As for the dress code,
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if you head down to number three there you'll see
that instead of just saying, you know, formal where backed gold,
which is the theme of their wedding, the attire is
black and or gold, not red, not blue, not green,
and definitely all caps with an exclamation mark, no white.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Oh look at these, Dan, what about this one? If
you can't handle or dislike the music being played, simply
go home. This is a celebration, not a funeral, right,
that's not bad. And I like this number nine. This
is a taking over for the ninety nine and two
thousand type of events, so there will be twerking.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I mean they're trying to be funny in that one.
I guess I'm an adult at a wedding here, mate.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Okay, so hang on. The invitation rocks up. You opened it.
I'm imagining it's twenty four GSM, you know, the heavy
card and it's got the wax seal. Oh yeah, and
you open it up and doves fly out and stuff right,
and then you get to that you're, Wow, this is
going to be an awesome wedding. And then you see
this secondary rule card falls out should you stay or
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should you go?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And we're going to say that they're not your best mates.
You know that you're in the sort of bottom tween
people that are invited to this wedding.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
And also, what are some of the more extreme rules
that have been enforced at the weddings you've attended. I've
been at a lot of weddings increasingly to where people say,
don't take photos and you cannot put them on social
media until after xyz.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's interesting because you'd got a celebrity. We're not selling
it to a woman's weekly.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
No, no, no no. But I also think there is
something nice where you get to announce It's like announcing
someone's baby. Max.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
But at the same time, everyone that you care about
is at your wedding, so they're seeing it, and the
other people that you're getting tagged in on Instagram and
they're seeing the picture for the first time.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh that's nice. They're getting married today, and then just
scroll on.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I only have one rule, and that was because Matt's
from a massive family, I don't want to meet anybody
on my wedding day.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
That's fair.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
He broke it, by the way. But anyway, people that
you didn't know, no, an auntie did because the sun
was in town. Because he's a truck driver. So he
walked into the house wearing a fleece and some jeans
and I said, no, no, mate.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
They pulled up a chair. Don't worry my days. You
didn't have a meal for humor anything.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Oh no, they got on.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Needles a kitchen, Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Adelaide's fun breakfast, yop.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Mel from Balaclava, What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
I would go, why if you sent me a list
of things I was I'm allowed to do? I would
try and break everything in one of them.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh, my God immediately, Melly, you're the president. I wanted
my next wedding wearing white. Yeah, to see you being
bouncing the dog.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
There's one that says pace yourself when drinking. Mel, Do
you think you could adhere to that?
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Wor all?
Speaker 9 (04:35):
No?
Speaker 7 (04:36):
I get messy?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Thanks Mel. Mary's at Evandale.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
All right, Mary?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Are you staying at home or going to this wedding?
Speaker 10 (04:44):
I'm going. Look it is third day. If they're the rules,
If I don't like it, I won't go if there's
something on there. My daughter got married in Hawaii and
she gave us a year in advance. No one was
allowed to wear dark colours. We only had to wear
colors of the rainbow. And she to okay the colors
that we were wearing.
Speaker 11 (05:02):
What why did you want.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
To do that?
Speaker 10 (05:04):
Because she wanted a really light theme on the beach.
She didn't want no dark colors whatsoever. She had to
see the color that you were wearing before we went
over every outfit. My husband, at the time, I was
fixed in hip. For God's sakes, he wore a cream suit,
I mean on the beach. He was mortified.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Had your daughter ever showed this sort of tendency? In
her life up until this point in wanting to she's
very strongly opinioned. OK, got it, got it, got it.
Speaker 10 (05:37):
She did not dare go against your wishes if you
didn't like it.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
The funny thing.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
About it is.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
The funny thing about it is the night before her wedding,
I had sent off her dress to be steamed so
it could come back all nice for the next day
because it was in a in a suitcase. Well they
delivered it to the wrong hotel.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
She would have lost her mind and teller.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Because we had planned b to go and as oh god,
I didn't want.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
To hear it would go.
Speaker 10 (06:08):
In the end, we got a dress and seven in
the morning.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
And you had a good time.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
We had a fabulous apart from a gypsy celebrit that
we had. It was in the colored outsick You're not
rainbow at all.
Speaker 12 (06:24):
Thanks Mary maxon Ali in the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Yard.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Heather from Salisbury East. Are you staying at home or
going to the wedding?
Speaker 13 (06:40):
Staying at home because you're there to enjoy yourself, not
to be controlled. I know it's about the bride and
the groom, but you still have to be there to
enjoy yourself, kills a bit of the.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Fun they have you ever been to a wedding or
been told that you have to do something to get
to a wedding.
Speaker 13 (06:56):
I once was running a crash where the people that
attended the wedding had to bring a plate of food
to share.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
You've got to cater their own wedding.
Speaker 13 (07:09):
Yeah, was amazing.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, head a win that happens. Do they also bring
a wedding gift?
Speaker 13 (07:15):
I'm not sure. I wasn't actually invited in the wedding.
I was just told that everybody had to bring a
plate of food to share and some drinks.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
That having like a picnic in the park.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yeah that's fair. Yeah, more picnic than wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Fair.
Speaker 13 (07:32):
Have a great day, guys.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
It's not fair.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't think Julie in Finden, what do you reckon?
Would you stay at home or would you go to
this wedding?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
I'd have a party at my own house, damn straight.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
The rebel tour, I like that. Have you been in
a wedding that you know has had those type of rules?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Oh my god. I went to my best friend's wedding
and because I'm a young girl and I am getting
gray hairs. She told me to dye my hair black.
So no gray hairs they're showing for the bridal party.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
You're kidding?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
What did you say?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
I am not kidding. I said, hell, no, you take
me as I am, or I won't be in it.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
And what did she do?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Well, there goes my friendship.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah, so bad, Julie. I always hear about this between
you know, well, not always, but you do hear of
this between brides and their bridesmaids. I don't understand bride Tiller's.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
I can't stand them.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
So did you know, though, if you're a good enough
mate to be called up to be in the bridal party?
Did you know that she had this in her No?
Speaker 8 (08:39):
She turned around about three weeks before the wedding and
told me I had to dye my hair.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
My goodness, completely out of the blue.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I hate that for you, Julie. Did anyone else have
to dye their hair? Or was it just yours?
Speaker 8 (08:54):
They had blonde hair. I've got black hair, so I
hadn't care.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
And yet preach baby, you and me, we get the
reverse gunk. It's all right, I get out.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
I'd rather party at home. Yeah, she winds at home
and celebrate by myself.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Have you ever spoken to her since?
Speaker 8 (09:16):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I mean I feel like you've probably had the right
decision because she sounds like a bit of a bad friend.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
In the Capital Bride.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah, yeah, bad.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
In the morning Adelaide's Show NIX one two point three.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Rocky Reciano from Rocky Resh Events is with us.
Speaker 14 (09:41):
Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 15 (09:43):
How are we today?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Great Rocky tell us about some prickly bride.
Speaker 14 (09:49):
I've had quite a few fifteen year career, quite a
few brides who expect a lot on their wedding day.
I mean, we don't like to say no to a
bride and groom on.
Speaker 15 (09:58):
Their big special day.
Speaker 14 (09:59):
So we always have a rule in the company that
the answer is yes on a Saturday. Not a note.
But it's more like I would be asked to maybe
help take the prize underwear off in the morning after
they've had their hair and makeup done because they don't
want to move too much because I've just spent a
lot of money on their hair and makeup. That's very
common to me. And then you know, to the normal
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it's that's outrageous.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
But bit.
Speaker 14 (10:25):
And my nose is only thirty meters away from there.
You know that that's my job, and I've done that
many times. Lucky I'm on the other side of the fence.
But I've had brides who has told me to make
sure the best man is not drinking so much. So
I've had to pass on a rule to the main
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bar manager to make sure they're fifteen meals of spirits
going into the mixtop thirty, so every two drinks is
having a standard drink, not everyone. Lots of things like.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
That, Rockie, do you ever sit there at a wedding
and you go these go bride and groomszillas and everyone
that is there would be having a much better time
if they weren't sort of being told to do so
many different things and had so many rules put on them. Oh.
Speaker 14 (11:12):
Absolutely, I think bride and grooms like I love them
very much and it is my career. But you know,
they do think they're the only ones getting married on
that day and the only ones that have ever been married.
But you know, we have to make sure that they're
felt special when they are basically the only ones getting
married and all their guests are having a great time.
But you know, when they tell you to make sure
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that you get waitering staff to go up to every
table and drag them onto the dance floor because we
don't want to be embarrassed if we have an empty
dance floor. Oh wow, we shall pass the message on
to make sure we're clearing tables. Yeah, and that we're
telling guests to get onto the dance floor because the
bride wants a full dance floor.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
All wow, what is one of the most extravagant things
you had to source or do or get.
Speaker 14 (11:56):
They will show me weddings from overseas, which is a
lot of mine my clients will do, and they want
to replicate that here in Adelaide, and we're very grateful
we have that sort of very small niche clientele here
in Adelaide that we can do that. And we will
source twenty five thirty arm chandeliers from Melbourne and Sydney
to be transport over overnight to be hung above the
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bridle table. It will be things like Specific Vodka's Wedding
dress shopping is my favorite. When my clients will pay
me to come with them wedding dress shopping. The list
is never ending. It would just as as you know,
flowers are in season in particular times of the year.
But I have had some mothers of the bride particularly
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want a particular flower. They want it to be fresh
and that will have to be imported from overseas. Family
and fortune, respectfully, the clients will be paying just over
four and a half five thousand dollars just to have
a whole entire row of them on their bridle table,
delivery and set up the whole lot just.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Go to at that point a couple of guys.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Hey, Rockie, thank you so much. If you want to
find out more about the amazing way weddings and events
at Rocky can do, you can get to rockyresh dot
com dot you.
Speaker 14 (13:10):
Thanks so much mate, Thanks your time, guys.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Max and Allie.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
In the morning, Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Baron Lyons, who is a comedian, is joining us now.
Good morning Kieren, Hey guys, I very well, Kieran, how
are you? More importantly and how are you nuts?
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Look they've recovered, but look at the time I must
admit I would rather have triplets than.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
So.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
What what is what is that? Though? What is that?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Is it a twisting of something?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
So?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Essentially You're just I was walking around and then just
out of I just felt something was off and I
thought it was my appendix. Went to the hospital. I
was actually on a stand up shot at the time,
so it was afterwards. I was like, something's a bit off,
maybe it's a bit nervous or something, and they told
me it's my appendix, and it was actually my testicles.
So they twisted and they untwisted. But worse yet, they
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told me they were lucky they made the mistake, but
they're untwisted by themselves. Otherwise I was like, this close
to losing the testicle and I would have had to
have like a metal ball in instead Superhero.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So Kieran, it's hard to explain to someone who doesn't
have testicles, like the twisting and why that is a
painful thing.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
I'm currently trying to tie my boobs in knots.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
So what is it?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
What's the pain like when you're laying there with testicular torsion.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
It's like a cricket bat. Because I've explained this a lot,
It's like a cricket bat has just whacked them, but
except for like two weeks straight, it's just constant paine
and the more phene you have to be on in
the hospital, like I was just yelling out more and
more because it's just flue pain. You're under it just constantly.
And then for two weeks afterwards, I think when I
(15:04):
was sitting on the couch if my ball, they had
to literally be over the couch, like hanging over because
if they touched the couch they would hurt. And then
with a shower, I'd have to be like half standing
out of the shower because if the water dropped on them,
it would be so sensitive that it would hurt. And
that went on for two weeks. Strange.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Hey Karen, what are you doing during your stand up
shows to be able to do this stepping?
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Yeah, well I kind of wobbled around to be honest,
like you have to kind of walk side aside because
obviously where they positioned it's you know, you just have to.
But I had it twice. So the first time I
had it, they didn't do the operation, and then I
went on and did a stand up show the next night,
and then about three months later I had it again
and then I have to get the operation where they
(15:48):
tied them up.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Oh, you can only have babies once every nine months,
so I mean, you can have this all the time.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Oh, you guys so lucky. Look, Kieren, I am not
doubting that this is not being incredibly pain I do
not doubt this at all. But it is still not
arguing Max. It's not a kick in the gulies.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
It's the pain in the balls, and the pain is
the same.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And as Kieran was telling that story, the two men
in the studio were visibly recoiling. Every man that is
listening at home in their car right now, I bet
you anything.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
So what you're.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Saying their legs, they were scratching up their face because
they can feel exactly what Kieran is talking.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
So what you're saying in cars all over the city
is slowing down because the boys have had to take
the foot off the accelerator and cross the legs.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That is exactly what is happening. It is the most
visceral reaction.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
So, Karen, can it still happen?
Speaker 15 (16:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (16:35):
I hope not. But look I've got to guarantee not
any type of insurance or anything. But the doctors said
it probably shouldn't happen again. Whatever operation I've had when
I was asleep, they reckon. They've been essentially tied up
and put in place neatly so that they don't twist again.
But every single time I have a little bit of pain,
I'm like, oh no, your panics, O mate, it's a
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constant fear.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Tell me you're doing a lot of ball related human Now.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
I could just debate with my mum about childbirth and
artistical autoision before. I've told her like, it's just as painful,
if not more, And she said, the only similarity between
my birth and eurotistic and atorsion is they were both unplanned.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Max and Allie in the.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Morning Adelaide's Fun Breakfast, Yard.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Three, I have had a submission that I'm bringing to
the table. We've had to change the voice. There will
be no name mentioned of this person. But it is
some severe ball pain.
Speaker 16 (17:34):
I was on the soccer field and had an injury.
The ball, not even the foot of an opponent, hits
me in the area where it hurts, and obviously it
was quite painful, and it continued for minutes. Usually it's
a quick ten second pain and then over, but this
continued for several minutes and then obviously the lasting effects
(17:55):
were evident. In the days after after the fact, I
had Mummy and time and after the cleanup. Noticed that
there was blood in the semen kind of story.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
She was, I hope everyone's enjoying their weeks.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
It is a war down there's all sorts of stuff
going on.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
He did say, though, it usually just takes minutes. Yeah,
and then it's done. That's what he did kind of say.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
And then sorry, did you miss the bit where he
went on to say that.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Blood Yeah, but usually blood usually it just takes minutes
to clear. You know.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
All right, we actually have a female on the line here,
Adriana's on the phone.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
What if you want to go in here?
Speaker 7 (18:37):
Well, I think that after listening to kieran story. I'm sorry, Ellie,
I'm on tinker.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Have you have you had a baby?
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I've had two?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Okay, and so how much did that hurt or did
you you know, did you do it without drugs?
Speaker 13 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:53):
The second one happened so quick so that I didn't
have time for drugs. She was born within half an hour.
And my first one that was also a quick birth,
forty five minutes. But most females go anywhere between what
twelve twenty four forty eight hours?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Yeah, twenty four that's the whole day.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah, but our bodies recover so quickly from childbirth.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
I'm glad yours do.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I still can't play a lot of member.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
I mean, our bodies are naturally designed to recover from childbirth.
I mean, of course drugs help. When they don't, you know.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
I'd say, God, Mother, nature, whoever you believe in that
has created the male form to be what it is.
If it really hurt that much, they wouldn't have let
them dangle outside.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I'm just saying, Adriana, I appreciate you being on my side.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
I really do.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
I am on your side.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
I mean girls when they get hit in or hurting,
the hurts, and that in burnal magic X turn, Oh
my god, all.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Of this hurts. None of it all hurts. I just
think one it's a little bit more. It's nice to
have you on my teenager. Thank you very much, Matt.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And in the morning.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Nix On Dave from Seaford Meadows, Good morning, David.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Have you had a testical injury?
Speaker 17 (20:14):
Good morning guys. At the as a letter, I had
sprain clouded testicle a Strangerlouded testicle is where the it's
where the testicle is twisted up over its cord and
it's potentially life threatening.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Oh David, do you know can you remember how you
did it?
Speaker 17 (20:31):
I was laying down watching TV and as I got up,
it hold her over on itself.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
See, Alie, this is almost worse because you've got diamonds
to prepare for the birth of David was just watching TV.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
You can strike it.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Anytime, and David, I really really feel for you. But
it's still not the kick that you keep trying to argue.
Speaker 17 (20:49):
It lasts a lot longer than a kick. I've been
kicked in the NATS before, I've had a cricket ball
in the US before, nowhere near the pain as.
Speaker 15 (20:56):
I was the luck.
Speaker 17 (21:00):
I had to go to the hospital and get the operation,
so I had that traveling time as well as well
as the recovery time.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Does one bring flowers? Holemark doesn't really have a car
a car.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
For a strangulated people in the room.
Speaker 17 (21:17):
When we're not when your dad's got a HQ hold.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
All right, David, but at least it sounds like you're
all president, correct sir, Thank you very much for calling.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Thank you, David, Dave from Sky Can you please enlighten
Alli on how much it hurts getting hit in the nuts?
Speaker 15 (21:32):
Good morning?
Speaker 16 (21:33):
Guys, let's just put it this way. How many kids
have you got?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
I have three, beautiful right.
Speaker 16 (21:39):
Well, then the pain can't be that bad because there's
no way a man will get kicked in the nuts
more than once.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yeah, you boys a week.
Speaker 16 (21:49):
We would never go back, never go back for a second.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
I am taking the evidence as to what it is.
Nothing has ever happened to yours except them drop.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Definitely all right? Nick? In Campbelltown? Are you on my
side here?
Speaker 6 (22:05):
Nick?
Speaker 14 (22:05):
Yes, I've got two acres two acres forty eight stitches
in my left hand nut and seven internal Oh it happens, Nick.
Speaker 15 (22:16):
Industrial accidents, long handle shovels split my balls from here
to Kingdom.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Come.
Speaker 15 (22:21):
They were hanging out. The testicles were out of a sack.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Color are they what?
Speaker 18 (22:26):
Hospital?
Speaker 15 (22:27):
They put me in a stir for about two hours,
so I.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Have a winden feel you get cramp, Kimbo.
Speaker 19 (22:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (22:34):
A surgeon came down and all glad and guts on
him and said, oh, there'll be right. He just shut
them in and said stitch them up.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
And he got back thirty five thousand dollars to do.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
That is everything? Does it all work?
Speaker 16 (22:45):
Now?
Speaker 13 (22:45):
Nick?
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Are we good?
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Well?
Speaker 15 (22:47):
That side. I don't have a lot of feeling. I
got told I never have kids. I was younger, I
did have kids. Eventually they played sport and every time
anyone ever went for that area on there, what is
that supposed to hurt?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh he's got the other ways, he's got.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Vincible.
Speaker 15 (23:06):
Yes, I got band for someone touched me there, so I.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Thought, well done.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Is so cringe not a kick. That's my point. It's
the same pain.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Max and Ali in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Adelaide's fun Breakfast.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
The mum to be in question is with us now
as Taylor Jones. He's ten years reporter. Hello Taylor, Hello,
lovely staring Max in the Ibey time, he came on
and he said, oh you know so yeah, she went
and got a pepsi. Max and I just did that
old thing or you're pregnant, and you actually turned around.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
And said, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the case, at.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Which point I pointed out, mate, you've just said it
on radio, so you've probably outed it to a lot
more people.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I would like to point out one more time that
Taylor did send the following week an email to everyone
in our office saying, guys, I've put some lollies out
so you can all get big bellies like me because
I'm having your baby.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yes, because it makes the whole thing being at work
or while you're pregnant easier for staff to know.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Anyway, that's a right. Well, it became very very clear,
certainly because Ryan Burgess, our button pusher, who is one
of your better friends. Yeah, he didn't know. So it
became clear that you hadn't told everybody that counted.
Speaker 11 (24:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I really wanted to tell bar joined person.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
If you were that play cloth, it would have happened.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
How did I find out before one of your best friends.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
In the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Yeah, you ruined it, and then you took the ruin
to epic heights. Now enter from stage left, lad Bible,
one of the big big publications right around the world.
Enter stage right, the freaking BBC. You two have appeared
on BBC Radio about this very.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Thing, so weird just came out of nowhere.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
I'd almost forgotten, I'd almost forgiven Matt, and then suddenly.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It's everywhere again. Everyone's writing about it. The BBC wants
us on air.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Well, not just sad here, have a listen. It's dangerous
stuff for a radio presenter to start reveling in the
mistakes of other radio presenters.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
But here we go.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
In Australia, Max Burford is a sports presenter on Mix
one or two point.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Three's breakfast show.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
A few weeks ago, he was having a chat with
co host Ali Clark about moments in life where you
spoil surprises for people.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah, they gave us a three week We sat down
with him. I didn't really know what to expect from
because it is the BABSA don't know how serious they
are or otherwise. And he asked us to tell the story,
but didn't ask any funny questions or anything. It was
like it was news and we were telling him the
news that has happened.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Really odd.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Look, he was lovely Luke Jones.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Is there anything you feel you should say to beautiful
Tailor Jones that maybe starts with us and ends with
it or rem because you don't say sorry much?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Sure that Max is not a good for you.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
You know, I knew you wouldn't be able to say sorry.
So what I've organized is for you to give Taylor
the one thing that every pregnant woman wants. What's that
take a seat, kick off your shoes. Tail The sound
of this because one of the great things that every
pregnant woe wants. Feet are a bit sweaty. Yeah, here's
(26:26):
a foot massa. Here you go, there's a little bit
of moisturizing cream. Max, get over.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
You are not okay to say tailor's feet on radio.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
You show her how sorry you are.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Do you want me to do this like I'm in it?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I mean, just like I said, they're a little bit sweaty,
like racing to get here.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
But you know, Max, sorry is the pregnancy as well, so.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I haven't been taking good care of it.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
But are you worried that you're going to get sued
by am? I allowed to definitely.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
That hr a little disclaimer at Channel ten.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Yes you're in Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Max is actually kind of known as the masseuse in
the office.
Speaker 16 (27:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Pressure, now, I'd like, all right say that to an end.
Speaker 12 (27:21):
Doda, Max and Allie in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
All right. My hobby did something for me the other day,
and I didn't realize that there was a whole underlying
thing associated with it until I told other people what
he did.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Has Matt done the dirty No?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I happened to bring up and just said, Hey, Matt
brought me flowers the other day.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
It's lovely.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
That's what I was waiting for.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Sorry, that's crap.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
No, what my girlfriend said was what has he done wrong?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
All right?
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Now? The difference with this was that I knew exactly
what he had done wrong, and he knew exactly what
he had done wrong, because I rang him that afternoon
and explained everything that he had done wrong.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
You knew that he knew because you had made in
no uncertain.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, no, no, I made it very very clear. I
was very proud of myself. What happened was I got
home and obviously school holidays, trying to juggle everything, he's
also working. I got home and he felt it was
appropriate to leave the house and there was I can
only call it litter in the lound room. There was
a hammer on the couch.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
You got a hammer, You've got to put it somewhere.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
There were no fewer than three football boots scattered in
a vicinity that I could see.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
You've got to be able to put him on quickly.
We never know when you're going to need to kick
a footage anyway.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
And I was just like, this is no good. Then
I go to the kitchen, and the bolls weren't even
in the sink, they were next to the sink. And
then not only that, my other pet hate lights had
been left on.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
I do dislike that. My dad used to cut out fingers.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Off essentially for that, and then add to the power yes.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Oh no, I'm turning to that person, don't worry, and
then add to that, if you don't mud, we also
have three baby chicks that were currently rearing in the house,
and they've got to be inside under the heat lamp,
and blah.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Blah blah blah, going to be great.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
It's a bit of a mess at the moment. But
I waited until two thirty seven before I rang, because
normally the old me would just pick up the phone
and then shoot from the hit. But I thought, no, no, no,
take a breath, Ali, No one's dying.
Speaker 16 (29:22):
He'll learn.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Yeah. So then I quietly and efficiently eviscerated him over
the phone, and I think my line was essentially darling.
Do you think it's fair?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
God, I hate. Do you think it's fair.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
It's fair that I work, come home and I have
to clean this up?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
You said he's working, You said he's busy as well.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Anyway, he comes home with flowers. Now I haven't realized,
Like I just thought it was a movie trope where
the bloke comes home with flowers and people immediately start
to look at his ulterior motive and something's going wrong.
But that's exactly what all my girlfriends did.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I'm not really apologizing.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Yeah, yeah, but also why can't like Matt does occasionally
call through the OTR and bring me flowers home for
no reason. I quite love that. I mean, one day I'll.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Introduce them to tin flowers, but I mean no offense flowers.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Yeah, sero flowers.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Great, there are all slightly more upper class flowers.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Maddie, you are listening, But.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
I just I don't know. I just thought I really,
honestly hadn't worked out how clearly the alignment of a
man bringing home flowers was that they have stuffed something up.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Can I say to you? I asked my mother, had
dad ever got you flowers? But you must have?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
They been married for forty thirty years, something is Yeah,
she knows exactly how it's happened. No flowers since we've
been married. A huge box of Seashell chocolate for Valentine's
day once, not sure why. She's also very of the
one time and beyond the seashell chocolates, which we all
(31:00):
know and that we do.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Max And in the morning, n's different.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Blake view. Why did they bring you flowers?
Speaker 11 (31:12):
What did they Well? I get home from work one
night and there's a street there's just people gathered in
the street in our end of the driveway and having
a street party. And then I pull up and there's
a fishing boat in our driveway. Started to buy a
fishing boat, and everyone's gathered around looking at this fishing boat.
(31:32):
I'm like, no, I'm not today, sorry, And I just
walked straight in and then I see this big bunch
of flowers on the dining table.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Came with the boat.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
First, we all know, Christy, the first type of boat
is to have a mate with the boat.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Thank you, Thank you, Christy. Let's go to older and
ellow Crystal. What was the reason that they brought you flowers?
Speaker 20 (31:53):
Well, actually lockdown had just been announced and we'd all
gone home early and all that, and this beautiful, big
bouquet of bruises A right, the first time he sent
me flowers and we don't even dating a few months
and he was worried. I forget about him because we
didn't know how long the world was sing.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Oh that's lovely. That's the real reason for flowers.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yes, Ali's doing quiet a visceration and you've just got
someone that wants you to love.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
That's a beautiful crystal. Stephanie of Angle Veil. Why did
he bring you flowers?
Speaker 15 (32:23):
Really?
Speaker 19 (32:23):
He tried to cancel Christmas?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
What is this grinch that you're dating? Stephanie?
Speaker 19 (32:29):
That was my ex at the time. We had an
argument and he tried to cancel it and started to
take down the ornaments on the tree.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Why did he want to do that?
Speaker 19 (32:40):
We just had an argument and it just blew off.
Canceling Christmas.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Well, that's just the saying this guy. Well he's an X,
isn't he? So yeah, thank you, Max and Allie in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shop.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Donna in Hillcrest. Why did they buy you flowers? What
was the real reason?
Speaker 7 (33:04):
So my boyfriend at the time he's now my husband,
he brought me flowers to ask me to be his girlfriend.
But it was the way that it happened was just extraordinary.
He'd gone into work, made up a menu, taken it
to the restaurant where we ate and gave it to
the waiters and set everything up so that when I
(33:24):
got there, I sat down to read the menu, and
there were no prices on the menu, and I thought,
oh my goodness, this is a really expensive restaurant. I
was a single mom. I didn't really have any money.
I thought, oh my goodness. And so the entree, the
waiter brought out a cart and it was this beautiful
story about you know, all the things that he loved
about me. And then the main course was a catch
(33:47):
of the day, he called it.
Speaker 9 (33:48):
And so the.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Waiter came out and bought a gold bracelet that he
put on me. And then dessert was a colorful explosion,
was what was on the menu. So the waiter came
out and bought this huge bouquet of colored gerbras. And so,
of course I said, yes, I.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Mean, fantastic for you, But that has set the bar.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Crab for every other man so high, even for him
for the rest of your relationship, I know, just.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
To ask me to be his girlfriend, like you know,
asking me to be his wife with a whole diven story.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Oh Donna, did you ever then have the moment in
your relationship after you've been together or married together for
your seven years and you know, you get to that stage.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
We went twenty three years.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Yeah it is yeah. And in that twenty three years,
have you ever turned to him and said, why don't
you do what you used to do? Why aren't you
romantic like you used to be?
Speaker 7 (34:39):
Absolutely? Who's an engineer? When I asked you? And then
and if it changed?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
All right, thank you Donna.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Okay, let's go to maybe I'm going to say one
of the sources a Florish themselves.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Let's go to Jean in Norwood. Hello, Jean, can you.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Please enlighten us on some of the range of reasons
because you get to read the car.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Well, sometimes you'd have to ride them.
Speaker 18 (35:04):
Well we used to and at them.
Speaker 20 (35:06):
But we definitely will always read your card message.
Speaker 18 (35:09):
I'm not going to lie, mainly because we're trying to
interpret your emotion you're trying to send to someone, but
we will often laugh or we will always judge your
baby name. I'm not going to lie. We had someone
the other day that all they wanted was a middle
(35:31):
finger emoji, so that was quite and oh my god.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
That was a swift version of sending flowers.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
Wow, I guess the best scandalous one over the thirteen
years that I've been a florist was an older gentleman
at the time, probably in his mid fifties, came in
and handed us two.
Speaker 18 (35:51):
Sealed envelopes and he said, I need two bouquets, one
to this one and one to this one. You know
exactly where it's going to go. We debated, do we
send the bigger one to the wife or to the mistress?
So yeah, we left out how we ordered it because
that's what we should have done.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
So this is why I could there be a florist,
because I would have absolutely written on the back of
the card.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Ps no, no, no, it's like patient doctor confidentiality.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
There is florist's purchase.
Speaker 18 (36:24):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Geane, do you have a partner or are you married
or anything?
Speaker 18 (36:28):
I do have a partner. We just celebrated eighteen years
together this week. I used to get flowers.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
That's where I was going.
Speaker 18 (36:36):
I do not expect flowers because I know how much
they cost, and I'm the one they would have to
look after them, and I'm the worst. I will look
after them in the shop, but if they're in my house,
they will sitting in the bars, and I will not
re snip them, and I will not change their water
every two days.
Speaker 13 (36:50):
I'm shocking.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Well, look, I do love the idea of Jean's partner
who's been with her for eighteen years, coming home with
some OTR flowers.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Max and Alie in the Morning Adelais Mix one two
point three.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Do you have a code word between you and your
partner in a social setting?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
I do recall one instance where I was younger and
me and a friend we're going to a party that
we didn't really want to be at, and we had
decided for whatever reason, We've just seen the movie that
day where Paul Rudd says, slap at a base man.
What is that?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
I remember movie that is?
Speaker 3 (37:26):
And if anyone said that during the night, we can leave.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
I don't understand why.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
But it's hard to work into conversation. Someone says it's
in I Love you man, and halfway through it's just
I'm going to go slap the base man.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Yeah, which makes it sound like you can do something
really weird he said in the bathroom, doesn't it. I
don't know why we're doing that. Any of yours, Well,
it's not so much so I don't necessarily have one
with my husband because he doesn't come out with me ever.
So I normally have funds of my girlfriends because.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
They're you we A.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah, so I was with A. So there's a couple
of things. Number one, the number one we're walking into
something is if I haven't introduced you in the first
ten seconds, introduce yourself definitely. Whatever happens, don't wait for me,
because you know that I can somebody's name and sidebar.
Can we stop putting name tags on your breast?
Speaker 6 (38:15):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah, what do you want to shut?
Speaker 13 (38:17):
Up?
Speaker 5 (38:17):
On your shoulders? So I'm not looking at your boob
all the time, all right?
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Anyway?
Speaker 5 (38:20):
So next, the other thing that the rule that we
have when we go out is never say nice to
meet you. It's always great to see you because you
may have met them, correct, and you don't want to
say nice to meet you and then make people feel
bad and blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
It's a good lesson.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
But I was with my girlfriend and we were going
for out thirty years college ring, damn, and we were
both a little bit nervous about it because there was
a big group of us and there's a few you know,
we sort of stay in touch with a core four
or five, but the rest we don't. And we didn't
really have that much to do with them in common
with them during college fallen out of time. Yeah, but
(38:55):
the two of us were traveling together and so we
were kind of planning each other. We were still booking
the others to see how successful they had been and
how intimidated we needed to be and on.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
That whole point.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, right, you do what really listen to what I did.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
And so I was speaking to Rachel in the car
and I said, all right, here are the rules that
I said you. No, no, I mean we didn't need
to do that nice to meet you a bit. We
knew that, but you know, blah blah blah blah. And
I said, right, I'm going to get there and be
so socially anxious and so anxious that I will probably
grab a beer really quickly and I'll probably overhydrate put
that down. Yeah, So if that's happening, I'll tell you
(39:29):
what happens. And she just looked at me and said,
your inside thoughts become your outside speaking words. And I said,
oh my god, that's exactly what happened. And she said
me too, And so we worked out that our code
word was do you know my favorite movie? You know
that Inside Out movie? That was our code work.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Nice and good, very specific to the one occasion.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Yeah, So we got away with it once. By the
time we went back a second time.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
People like, what are these idiots talking about at the time.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Got to the third time, everyone just moved away from us,
down ourselves by ourselves anyway, so we could actually bag
everyone that we wanted to.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Let those stand over there in the corner talking about
Inside Out again.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
It's a great movie though.
Speaker 12 (40:11):
Thanks good day, Max and Allie In the Morning.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Sharp Mix
Speaker 5 (40:19):
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