What Was The Funniest Reason The Cops Were Called?

What Was The Funniest Reason The Cops Were Called?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now Max is off seek and Burgie, I feel that
you're going to have more input into this than Max,
because Max is a bit of a goody two shoes
is pretty clean nose, you not so much. So I
was catching up with some friends over the weekend and
one of their little sons went on a bit of
a triple date. So three little boys and three little girls.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Old we're talking when you say little, like five year
olds going no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Like fourteen, you know, thirteen, fourteen, like smart enough to
know not what to do, but then dumb enough to
do it anyway. Right, So they've gone off for a
little date and they went to the movies, and they
all went back to your parents house blah blah blah blah.
And then of course you do what you do on
any good date. You throw some eggs.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh that's not how I am.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm presuming they're trying to impress the girls.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Normally you fertilize them.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh my god. Anyway, so they threw some eggs, and
I don't think they'll throwing them at cars, But a
car certainly stopped and a bloke wound down the window,
and you know that's how I went Carold bishop from yes,
and I presume these kids like, well, these kids are
then just taken off like absolutely scampered. So then they've
gone in the house and then they've done what little
kids do. They've then gone did he follow us?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Is he in the house? Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
The TV wasn't on before, but now it is. He
must be here, and they rang the police.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
The kids did, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
The police come over, right, the police. The police come over. Clearly,
no person is in the car, like in the house,
there's nothing going on. But then they had to explain
what they did, and so then they got in trouble
from the police for throwing eggs.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean, I've been there with as a kid, you
do that, I'm going to be really cool and do
this thing. And then as soon as you do it, like,
oh my god, I should have done that.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I know, right, I know. And so they were sitting
there and the police are giving them a talking to.
And then, as I said to my girlfriend, I said,
I hope you go talking to because HEGs are expensive
these days. What are they doing throwing them around? But
I remember my brother. Now, my brother has an intellectual disability,
and he used to love sitting on our front watch,
and he had a big thing for police officers and

(02:03):
he used to love giving people the middle finger, like not.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Really understands the same broke.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Um and Dad got this knock on the door and
there was a police officer there, and then they said, oh,
look you know, ma'am, is this your son? Yes, dah
blahlah blah. Well he was being disrespectful to the police
and that's why we're here. And Mum just looked at
them and said, Nick, just do what you did before.
Now he doesn't actually give the middle finger properly. He
just holds up his pointy fingers. I think as a kid,

(02:33):
and this is what I said to my girlfriend, that
is a perfect way to have an interaction with the police,
because sometimes I think kids are so scared of them
they don't actually understand that the cops are there to
do a job and to keep us on after you.
So thirteen one oh two three, when did you call
the cops stupid reasons? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, reasons where they came out and they were like,
you know what, you didn't need us for this.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
And if you're an officer listening to this, you can
absolutely come on and be incognito. We won't tell Aunt
Stevens here on. We've actually got tickets to David Walliams
up for grabs. He's playing a couple of Saturday nights time,
so if you want a really fun night out, give
us a call. When we're the cops.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Call thirteen one oh two three Max. Early in the
morning gets mixed one oh two point three