FULL SHOW 550: INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR HANS OFFERS ALI A JOB!

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INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR HANS OFFERS ALI A JOB!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast show Max Andale in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
So the oldest man in the world has passed away
at the age of one hundred and times. Yeah, yeah,
Like I know I should feel sad, but I think
it's a celebration. You get to over one hundred, mate,
that's an awesome knock right people.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Like when someone's grandparents die and it's like eighty five,
Like you know what that's not.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
And twelve Yeah, he was nailing it. Check it out.
John Tinniswood was his name. He was born in nineteen twelve,
just four months after the Titanic SEC Isn't that incredible
to think of the things that he has seen, like
what he has lived through the World War, like in
the First World, all of these Like it's just and

(00:41):
then he's died in an age where a chick bragging
that she had sex with six hundred men is a
good thing.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah yeah, what a span he's gone fighting on the
front and her fighting on a different front.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, he has been retired for wait.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
For it, one hundred and twelve would have worked till
he's well.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
He retired a bit earlier that. Like, I mean, I
think all of us probably think Look, if we can
get ten years up for a tirement, that's bloody good.
Ten years that is good.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I want to live to like at least ninety.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You know, overtime in ages up to like seventy five now, right.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Really, it's a long way. It's a long way away
for me.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
This guy's been retired for fifty two years at the
ripe old age of one hundred and twelve, and his
only dietary rule was that he would have fish and
chips on a Friday. Good, that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
You got to get a bit of godden where he's
from England, and yeah, bit of cotton chips, found the
local chippy, lots of vinegar.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's the vinegar that's been keeping alive and pickling it fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
That's something that needs to take on board.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
And the reason why it's really important that we live
till we're very, very old is because I was also
reading a story from Elon Musk. He's talking about these
new humanoid robots that are going to go into what
is a production next year, and they reckon twenty twenty six,
these humanoid robots will be out and about Yeah, called optimists.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, they're not they've called the robots.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Optimus optimist robots.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I've seen transformers.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I know it doesn't go well for a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I mean, here's the good guy.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
But yeah, so these optimist robots. So you think, well,
what are they going to use them for? And a
futurists said, oh, they'll be in manufacturing, has it as
manual labor roles. These are some of the areas where
they're just going to revolutionize the world.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
But also aged care, okay, because humans can't do that
as well as robots.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Would you honestly like a robot looking after you in.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Age, someone that can show you some affection.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
This is what I'm masking.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I have some feeling towards you. It is what I'm
asking what bit of age I can't imagine home. I
can't imagine her willingly giving up her arm to a
humanoid robot.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
This is a futurist believes aged care, manufacturing has it
as manual labor roles are some of the first that
will be disrupted by these robots. With all the potential
that they have.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I wouldn't have picked that. On those Texas oil rigs
where the dudes a lot of wrapping chains around things
and losing fingers every twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's fine, give that the robots.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, but not aged care.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, I wouldn't have put them in aged care anyway.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Well, look forward to my robot for everyone as they're dying.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I get.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
All I can do is picture of robots smothering me.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
My sat again.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Would you rather a robot looking after you? Or Ben
Stiller and happy Gilmour when he's like, you will go
to sleep or I will put you.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I thought you were asking me if I'd rather a
robot on my kids looking after me when I then
I'm conflicted, Masinali. In the morning, I need a hero
and I need that person to drive you around responsibly.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah. Right, for a small amount of money.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Okay, So this is what I told you yesterday. Now,
obviously we're heading into maybe the festive season. You might
have a work chrissy party or something that you need
to go to and you want to get there, so
you might either get a cab or an uber or
one of these rideshare things.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Right, drink and drive absolutely don't. Now.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I wasn't drinking. I was just trying to come home
from the airport and catch an uber and it was
like three clock on a Tuesday afternoon or something or rather,
and so I plugged into uber. How much is it
from the airport to the city, which is where I live?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Did you google that? How much is it?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Forty nine bucks seventy five cents? And I've gone, what.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's like a ten minute drive? It shouldn't we That
is ridiculous from the airport to.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
The city, Like that's the sort of stuff you'd expect
to pay in Melbourne or something like that. Right, it
was ridiculous much, And so I kept, well, I'm going,
what would be surging at three o'clock on a Tuesday
afternoon like there's no especially when there's no cricket or
anything like that on, and I'm going, So then I'm
sort of walking through the air I'll go, I'll give
it another gont came out the same. Then I cleared
all my.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Cash, exited the app exited at all, and went back
off rid of the cookies.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I hate them. And that was still saying fifty bucks,
and I just I don't even know what made me
put it in, but I thought, you know what, I'm
going to put the Wellington Hotel in now, the Wellington
would I would have to drive the same path, but
it's like a little bit further on from my home, not.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Far away, same route, just a little bit further twenty
seven bucks bargain like twenty two dollars cheaper.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
So either I don't know they want to charge me
more at my address, or it's cheaper and it's some
dacdly rolled by the pub. It's an awesome pr by
them to go, hey, mate, if you could bring us
to the pub, then we'll give you a kickback. I
don't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Our working theory yesterday was maybe it was like, Okay,
she's gone to the pub. We're going to charge her
cheaper because we know we're going to get another lift
out of her later on because she needs left home
from the pub, as opposed to when you get anybody's
house when it's like, oh she's shocking up.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
She's staying now. Yeah yeah, yeah. So look, producers try
to reach out to Uber. There is actually no where
that you can email Luba on thist. Just so you
know the X files musicracy, I love it.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
X files right now.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
So we've gone to the man who knows all When
it comes to Uber, he's one of our own. George
from Corolta Park, Good morning. Oh how I'm good George.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
We think we're about to break open something pretty big here, mate,
you're inside man.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, you're my favorite uber driver. That's hands down, five stars,
tips all the way for you, sir, you're a ripper.
But can something like this happen? Or have I just
stuffed up?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Look, I'll tell you what. It's a really good question
you bring up, because obviously I've been doing ubering for
eight and a half years and it becomes a real
big problem that people are experiencing something similar to you,
and it both seem very strange how Floriss can fluctuate,
especially that time of the day.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
But this isn't that. This, clearly, George, isn't surge pricing.
I think we've all got a head around what that means.
You know, if there's less drivers and it's busier than
it's going to cost you more when you consider that
someone on exactly the same path further away from the
airport was going to cost me twenty five bucks less.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah, it's exactly right. It's the same with Pinley student
on a Saturday night. I've heard of people ordering an
Uber from say North Terrace, maybe King Williams Street, just
to get away from the party scene and they reckon
it could be ten or twelve dollars cheaper just because
they're two minutes away from a main strip. And yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
To save a bit of money, George might be either
get slightly away from where you are. The airport's really
busy in the terminal. Maybe you order it out the
front or something, and then I repress it a few.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Times to be climpletely fair. I think I did start
ordering while we were taxing.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Still run you and one hundred and eighty other people
on the plane.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
It's crazy, guys, And you know, to be honest with you,
I've just had a conversation with a gentleman today and
he was telling me that he was at Melbourne Airport
and it was rainy and it was within a matter
of six or seven minutes that trip had been sixty
one dollars down to about forty one.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah. I've got a bit of patience. You can save
a bit of cash.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah, that's exactly right, guy, if you know how to
do it, and it's a matter of five or six
or seven minutes. A few time the suits price can
actually decrease quite rapidly.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
All right, Well, George, what I've discovered is I will
meet everybody at the Wellington Hotel because that's the cheapest
place to go if you're coming from the airport, and
then we'll all work out from there. Does that sound fair?

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's just strange, how like you were just
saying you brought up to actually very good questions. You
brought up one about suits pricing, but two you change
the address.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, George, take it to your mate, take it to yeah, mister, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Go to your big boss.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, George, get him with this, George.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
All right, hopefully I'll see you in the festive season.
George safely picking somebody up with me.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
All right, no problems at all, guys, have a good day.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Max and Ali. In the morning, it's six forty one,
so it's time for a rat update.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Six one is rat update time.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
That's always been well, that's what this show has been known, Yeah,
bringing the rat updates Wedesday morning. Well, your Thursday rat
update is for those of you that missed the Wednesday
rat update, because we did have one of those as well.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
We have a rat in our house which we saw
some little droppings.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
We'd seen it around, and then yesterday morning I woke up,
I went downstairs. I shine my little iPhone torch on
top of the blinds at the back door, and I
could see this big old bastard just sitting there, looking
right at me, not moving, gloating about the fact that
he'd eaten half of a bloody crumpet off of the bench.

(09:37):
Las is gone to eat a breakfast later on. There's
a big chunk taken out of the crumpet. This rat
is taunting us, right, So.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
When we left yesterday, you had put in phone calls
off here to your dad. You had all this sort
of stuff. I said, how are you going? Are you
going to be right with this rat? And you said, yeah, yeah, Naha,
Someone's just send to me. Oh, come over and take
care of.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
It, Gavin, take care of the rat.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, because yesterday the way that works, I woke Elaza
up at four or thirty when I was leaving the
house to come here. She poked it with a broom.
I ushered it with a blanket. We put it in
the laundry. There are no bloody holes in this laundry.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Did Auntie Allie say?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Said it'll find a way to go out. I said,
what's it going to go through a crack in the door.
Apparently they go through cracks indoors. I walk downstairs this morning,
more ratpool on the ground, like this bastard is somewhere
in the house. So I'm standing there. I've sent you
all a message instantly say I'm gonna be late for
the meeting.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I'm just not gonna make it on time. The rat,
no rat.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
It is photoshopping one in dem photos.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I wish there was no rat. There's the rat's back.
I'm looking around the house downstairs. I can't see anything.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
But I pause.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'm silent for like three minutes, standing on my hands
on my hips, going it's somewhere.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I know it's somewhere.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
And then I hear a little movement on the kitchen
bench we've taken out of the laundry. Morris, our dog
has got like a little basket filled.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
With all of his toys. I hear some movement in
the basket. I got that little shit is off the basket.
I know he's in the basket.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
So then immediately I would have grabbed a big blanket
thrown it over the entire basket, scooped it up and
taken it outside. Did you do that?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
That's an idea, it's not the one that I went
for because of the handles. I figured if I put
a blanket on top of it, he's just going to
find a way to weasel out, Like where the blanket
meets the handles, it doesn't sit flush.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
This is going to be a whole problem. So I
got the basket.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
It's big, it's like, you know, sixty centimeters wid. This
dog's got more toys than most human children.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Why couldn't you just wrap the blanket down and pick.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
It up like that? It was five in the morning
and I was stressing, all right, I was by myself.
I didn't want to wake Laza up this time. I
was like, I'm going to get this wrap by myself,
take it into the laundry. In the laundry there's a
toilet right which is a tiny room, one by one,
something tiny. I get the basket. I up end the
basket in the toilet with the door mostly closed. I've

(11:55):
got a blanket on the ground so that it can't
get out unless it can jump over a blanket.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I see him on the ground.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I've got him I've got this little crap bastard that's
been shitting all over my house. Sorry if for swearing
it on the radio, I'll stop doing it now. And
he burrows into the blanket. I can see the blanket moving.
I'm gonna get him. All I have to do is
like put my hands down around the blanket for whatever reason, chuck.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
A blanket on it.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Catch what reason?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I hesitated?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
No, he's burrowed through the blanket in that second of hesitation,
found it out a crack in the door, and he's
back in the house. My wife is upstairs asleep the
entire time. She is scared of rats, because we're all
hate rats. She's scared of rats. I've sent her a
message because she sends to me before bed last night,
can you please let me know if the rat trap

(12:44):
catches the rat before I wake up. I've had to
send her a message that she's only just read. And
my message said, sorry, this is what's happened. Little bastards
in the house somewhere. I tried my best. He got away.
She has sent me a reply, and all that says,
first in the morning to me is what the that's
where your rat update is so, if you're listening Murray,

(13:08):
Pest Control or whoever it is, save me.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Be a man I tried, or a woman, even be
a woman. I could catch that thing.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I tried, And apparently I'm pathetic.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Apparently I'm not the man I thought I was, and
this thing is slowly breaking me down.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
My man, Hang in there, Hang in there.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I actually hate today so much because I had the rat.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Ali, I had the rat, but you didn't.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's the problem, all right.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I'm so frustrated.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
You've been in a crappy mood all morning. Man, Just
catch the thing I hate today, Max and Ali in
the morning, here's some e news for you and costs
of living be damned. Adele has just announced that she
is putting out a new album, and the Sex, one
that was recorded during her one hundredth show residency at

(14:04):
Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh, the real Caesars Palace.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
How much do you reckon they're charging for an album
these days?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Eh, thirty bucks? Five hundred has he got like forty
eight songs on it?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
In fact, five hundred and thirty nine bucks If you
want to do that. Look, it's a vinyl box seat
and then there's some photos and all that sort of stuff.
But as you can imagine, some of your fans are
going mat how much money do you need? Seriously, Adel,
how much cash do you need?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
You just need to go down the Taylor Swift route
where you don't you charge a normal price for the album,
but you release thirty eight different colors of it to
collect them all.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
All right, let's go do somenody rudy bits that have
been put on Instagram courtesy of a spicy.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I was hoping he'll be Victoria Beckham. You have informedly
it's not No.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
So who's her next?

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Who's your next?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Want to see Nudy Rudy?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
You're funny to see Jerry Hollywell getting getting out about
No not her?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Have another?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Go?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Who's next on your list?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
To run out of spice girls?

Speaker 2 (15:02):
It's not baby Spies. I'll tell you that. It's Emma
No not, it's scary spice all right, Melby. So she's
basically shown everyone on Instagram. Everything is from the back,
but it's all about her self care. So what she
does is she has twenty minutes of infrared absorption in
an infrared disorder, and that's what she showed you on

(15:22):
Instagram a picture of her pot. Yeah, and then she
heads to a hot sauna for fifteen minutes and she
meditates there before taking a three minute plunge in a
nice par.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Is Melby the one that is clearly looking for cash
all the time.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, she's the one that's desperate for them to get
back together. She's the one that did the weight watchers indoors.
She's the one that.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Well, it's pretty blady clear why she needs the money.
She's doing infrared saunas and everything every days spending Melby.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Exactly Melby walk around the block like the rest.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Of us, Sostley love, get on the treadmill.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
And speaking of influences, well, a whole host of them
have been left can used and disappointed the words because
they were snubbed from this year's highly anticipated TikTok Awards.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh yes, I'm one of them. I didn't get an invite,
did you.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I don't even know how to get onto TikTok, but
I do know. My kids are all over there, so
they always talk to me about anyway. Look, it was
in Sydney and it aimed to quote celebrate the diversity,
uniqueness and achievements of TikTok storytellers. That sounds good, but
a heap of well known names were apparently left off
the guest list. And it's fair enough. You've got a
TikTok out, you tell everybody if you're unhappy.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
I was not invited to the TikTok Awards.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
No invote for me either, Unfortunately I'm at work.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
I also was not invited to this year's TikTok Awards,
or last year for that matter.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Hey everyone, I'm not going to the TikTok Awards this year.

Speaker 8 (16:45):
So guys, I don't know how, but I managed to
be invited to the TikTok.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Awards side no one.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
She didn't go right to anyone go to the TikTok Awards.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Well, they were all losing their mind because not a
lot of them, and they're all saying, well, I've more
followers than that person. And I got more followers than
that person, and anyway.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
All of pleasant people that would have.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Been like it was hosted by Robert Irwin, but no
one would have seen it because that would have been
too busy taking little up a vision and the big
winners of the night was Creator of the Year it's
a vlogger Bridy Drake. There was a lip syn video
that was whatever, but you.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Said words then I don't actually want to know more informations.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
I ran about of interest in myself as well. But
I can tell you that my boy, my boy had a.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Performance, Your boy Hugh Jackman.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, not Chabooze either, your other boy. No. The song
that I love from Cyril Wait for it, that's Shannon
Ole with Cyril at the Ticktop Awards.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
What a co lab two of Australia's biggest.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Exports, Shannon and Cyril together at last.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
That's what the people wanted.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Did they anyway? So look b looking for me at
the next TikTok Awards.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah, well you've got a lot of time. You're about
to be unemployed. I look forward to seeing how you've
becoming influencer.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I just got to go and google what is love
you until we get divorced?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Oh the remix remix?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Good morning everyone, Max and Alie in the morning with
you twenty three degrees in cloudy today. I wonder what
it's going to be like in ingle This is it
the Iard radio jingle ball where all these amazing people
are singing at Madison Square Garden in New York.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, all on one stage, you get Katy Perry, Teddy Swims,
the Kids, Larroy, Tate McCray, a whole bunch of people
in between.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
You just had the calls to get in the running.
And that's exactly what Nadeen in Semaphore Park has done.
Good morning, Nadeen running.

Speaker 8 (18:58):
How are you guys?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Are you a Dean or a Nadine? Which one do
you like?

Speaker 8 (19:02):
I'm actually a Nadine, but I've had Nadine, so I'll
cop anything.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Okay, Okay, as long as you I mean, I know
how it's spelt, and as long as that matches what
it says on your passport, you're in the running.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
It's all good.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Hey, Nadine, Who would you like to actually see the
mist out of this incredible list of artists.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
I'm pretty keen to see Benson boone, just to see
him do a backflip on stage as well be backlips?
What yeah, illady to check him out?

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Sorrylips add roller blines while sitting Yeah, sometimes, why don't
they call him Benson?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Backflip and boom?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Then as soon as he said why don't they call him?
I was like this is not going to be a
good hit.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Mean congratulations. You're in the running for Benson's vocal cords
and his backflips.

Speaker 9 (19:46):
All right, so thanks much.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
All the very best of luck. I forget you could
explore more of the USA with United Airlines this book
at United dot com. What are you loving at?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Just like well they call it always as an answer, allie.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
You know you didn't know he did backflips. If he
put it into his name, that would change his brand
and maybe more people would buy. I know that's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
I think he wants to be known for his singing
more than his back clip.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Well, then stopped doing him and you pose it. All right,
here's your next chance to win with Maxinali in the morning.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
We've lost the mate. It's gonna be a tough next
shown half.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Right now in thirteen one O two three. Tell me
that weird thing that either you did or you saw
at a wedding.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, maybe it was your wedding and you had something
weird at it. When you look back, you went it
was a bit different.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
So I was chatting too made It was quite a
while ago now, but I was having a chat to them.
I don't know. We're talking about how we got married
and what it all looked like and blah blah, blah blah.
Just a conversation you have at the front bar, clearly.
And he said, oh, yeah, no, I remember my wedding
day really well. And I said, oh what was it?
Was romantic? Was it this? That and the other?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Like?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
You know, did you did you cry when your wife
to be walked on the arm?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
How could you not?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
He said, no? I watched Gallipoli. Okay, I watch as
in Glibly, the Australian movie where really they're englid, like
this is the music for it, remember, and what are
your legs? There's steel springs? What are they going to do?

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
And then it's horrible, like you know, as war movies
often are.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, I don't want to give away the ending. It's
the didn't go great for us?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
No, no, And I said why did you watch that?
He said, oh, I just love it. It's my favorite movie.
And I said, but so hang on, so while the
women were running around, because this is how it rolls, right,
like we have to get up at six o'clock to
get her hair and our makeup and everything pretty and
everything else. You guys, roll out of bed at eleven,
scratch something through your hair. Yeah, this is were so
while all the women were doing that, you were sitting

(21:39):
there watching GLYPLI. Oh, it makes me cry. It's great,
It's one of my favorite movies.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Got to get the tears out. I'm just sort of like,
it's a strange choice for your wedding day.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
That's what I'm going at on a day full of
joy and light and wonder. Why would you be sitting
down and watching that.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
It's a pretty depressing film. They're going to make this go.
They are going to make you go, and you're all
going to die. It's right boiler alert.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, And I'm sitting there and I'm going, well, I
watched Gallipoli. I'll never forget it in year six, oh
missus Bryce's class and we had to sit cross legged
on the floor to watch Gillipoli. And there was no
warning back then, there was no there was no thought
of trauma for children.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Everything's PG.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
We're all sitting there and suddenly the very last iconic scene,
iconic scene.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Mel Gibson sprinting through the trenches to try and stop.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Them, and the hero of the film has to go
up and gets shot and it's all horrible and I'm
sitting there in Grade six balling in front of my classmates. Tim,
who was over in the corner, ran out of the
room him yeah, like it was horrendous, and I'm going,
why would you possibly do that on one of the
most joyful days of your life.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, that's a strange thing to do on your wedding day.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
So beat that.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yeah, okay, thirty one, two three, the weird thing that
you did or that you saw on your wedding day,
I can maybe go down a different path and go
down the animal path.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
For you. Went to a wedding a very.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Good friend got married in Canada, got married to a
Canadian wife, Canadian bride. They got married on a farm,
and just halfway through the evening, we're all standing out
in the front of a big, nice, lovely farmhouse and
a donkey just wanders up. The farm has a donkey,
and they have weddings all the time, and the donkey

(23:21):
has got to a point where it's like, whatever, that's fine,
I'm part of this, and it just stands there with you.
The donkey stands there, You pat it on the head,
and then it wanders off.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
And someone else pats it.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
On the head and there's donkey, like very cool, a
little bit weird.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
We just had a dog and he left after the ceregery.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah no, but that donkey looks like it's the donkey
was there.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Well.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
He once went to a wedding at Melbourne Zoo and
where they do it at Melbourn Zoo, you can imagine
it's very similar to Adelaie beautiful grass area, but then
you have all these animals and the giraffes that have
their head over the background, so you'd be looking at
the bride and green and they are up. But we're
also near the big tortoises. Sort of you wouldn't call
it a cage because they're not really going to eat,
but you know, so their enclosure and there was two

(24:01):
of them and it was mating seasons. Yeah, they gonna say,
have you ever heard giant tortoises?

Speaker 10 (24:06):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Real grunters, aren't they? Oho?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh that's what they sound like all the ways through,
all the way through the wedding.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
I'm gonna need that sound later on flip it. What's
the weirdest thing if you saw at a wedding? Could
be admimal related?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Could be Gallipoli related, anything like what did they do
on the wedding day that you're like, probably not for me.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
One hundred and fifty dollars appliances online voucher up for
grabs for a Caller of the Day. Today, we're talking
about the weirdest things you saw or maybe even did
at a wedding. On thirteen one O two three after
a mate of mine, for whatever reason, on the morning
of his wedding watch Gallipoli, Like, I mean, watch a movie,
but Glipoly, it's.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Get you in the mood.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
I went to wedding and they led a donkey liss
and the donkey was very.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Like calm and just hung out with everyone all day.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Like I generally thought our wedding would be kind of it,
but it was all pretty normal. I think, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
It was in your backyard. That's a little bit weird,
but it's also we.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Had Lamington's as our wedding cake because it was on
Australian Day. Yeah, and they were green and white Lammington's
to match the decourt.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Let's see if you can get even weirder and wilder
than that from our crazy.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Glass from Craig, Well, what happened.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
Oh yeah, well, on our wedding day, we're having had
all our vows all done and all.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
That went outside and having our photos done, and next.

Speaker 11 (25:26):
To the hobby whispers in my ear.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
I couldn't find any of my clean on my drops,
so I'm wearing your undies.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
So I made a smile.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
Yeah, I don't think they captured the shot of my face.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
At the risk of getting a little bit too personal
with you here on the radio, what type of underwear
do you wear that fit your husband so nicely?

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Well, they were a bit frilly.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh yes, very good.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Tell good morning what happened?

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Okay, first, Dally, I have to give you a message
my Auntie. She listens to your show all the time, Rosie,
and she's very sad that you're leaving Pie.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
How are you, Rosy? I'm sad too, all right, thank
you so much.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
So I'll set the scene.

Speaker 11 (26:13):
This is Rosie's sister.

Speaker 6 (26:15):
Okay, So she had a beautiful wedding, you know, garden wedding, nice,
beautiful reception, comes to the speeches, gets to her turn,
she's a bride and she is fifty two, gets to
her turn and she breaks out into.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
The song What's the thing.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
It is like a virgin by my daughter.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, girl, get it done.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
So fifty two beautiful white dress. That is yeah exactly
there really is not quite as good.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Did she sing?

Speaker 11 (26:46):
She's sing that whole chorus.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
I'll think about it.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Way through the chorus. I've been looking around awkwardly, going
is this a thing?

Speaker 4 (26:55):
So?

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Was that what you were just mentioning? Watching a movie? Okay,
so this is the same person as she is now
something and unfortunately he had passed away. But no, she's
good now. But we've all planned our funerals, yes, that
we have. And we were watching a movie, in her
favorite movie, and she would like us to do foot
loose down the isle at a funeral.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Funeral doubles.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Shall tell your family is so lovely and they've been
so kind. Say how to Rosy and everybody else?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
All right?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Oh well, Ariel in morphort Vale, what happened at your
uncle's wedding?

Speaker 9 (27:34):
So a couple in the reception, we're doing the naughty
and a wombat enclosure and the wombat bit them on
the bum?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Okay, stop? Where were we at a zoom? Is this
just your home?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
No?

Speaker 9 (27:53):
No, it was at a zoo. The reception was at
a zoo, and yeah, the the ambulance had to be called.

Speaker 8 (28:02):
So it's got quite big.

Speaker 9 (28:06):
Wow, it was quite a big bite apparently involved stitches.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
What good on the warm bat if I had too
drunk forticating humans in mind closure again? Oh my god,
So hang on a second. So obviously that was all
happening number one. Anyway, whatever, that's fine. You know, romances
in the air and all that sort of stuff. When
they came back to the wedding and said, hey, can

(28:33):
someone call us an ambulance, and I'd imagine everyone would
have been ticking over a bit. Yeah, were they honest
then what had happened?

Speaker 9 (28:42):
Surprisingly, yes they were.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
I'm just happy with what they've been able to achieve
over there, Thank you, Aril.

Speaker 9 (28:48):
They probably couldn't quite say I slipped themselves.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Reminds you of I amc the wedding at a place
that had animals and I had to do all these
housekeeping stuff at the front of it, and instead of
saying stay out of the animal enclosures, I don't know,
maybe that a few beers, I was like, stay out
of the animals.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Everyone, we're talking about this morning wedding. The weird things
that ever that you've done or you've seen at a wedding.
Kimmi A Berry, what happened with you?

Speaker 11 (29:16):
Yeah, good morning guys. I had a dinosaur costume. Someone
dress up in a dinosaur costume, rock up to my
wedding and end up dancing with us to break him
free pretty much the whole night.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Why'd that happen? Kimmy, I honestly have no idea.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
It wasn't a guess that just ran out to the
car and pulled out a dinosaur. It was just a
random It was a gaz But I had no idea
why there was a.

Speaker 11 (29:46):
She's a very shy person who did it, so I
did not have any idea.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
She was like, I want to send it for Kimmy's wedding,
but I don't want to run to see me dancing.
So I'm going to get lit, put on a dinosaur
costume and bounce around like that so no one can
tell who I am.

Speaker 11 (30:02):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh my god, I think I kissed someone at the
nightclub like that.

Speaker 11 (30:07):
This was such a large I.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Think that that might draw attention to her.

Speaker 11 (30:12):
Not yeah, I know, but do you know what it was?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
But you're always in a dinosaur costume. That's why I
go out in costumes all the time. You get away
with all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 11 (30:20):
I never thought about it.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah, but it was hilarious, very weak.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
It fits the bill. It fits the bill. Susie in
West Beach. What's the weird thing you saw at a wedding?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Okay, so it didn't start off weird. My cousin had
met some guy a couple of weeks before my wedding
and begged to bring him along. So I was a
little bit upset, you know, having to feed a random
and I don't know and don't really you know. But
what it worse was he was apparently in theater and
he was trying to break like into movies and things

(30:51):
like that, and so I didn't know to start with.
But he's doing impersonations on his table, and then word
gets around that he actually did a really good borat impersonation. Well,
I hate to admit it. I was pissed off on
the night because it was my night. But as people

(31:12):
started to give traction and tell him how good he was,
and he had a few drinks in him, he got
louder and louder, and so every time there was something
funny said in my speeches. All you hear, get better,
gets better. Then we're on the dance floor and he's
walking on the dance floor, all the women going, you
could never get.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
This, you will never get this.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
Everyone thought he was the best.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
He's not the best. Did he last with your friend? Well?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
The funniest thing is my cousin rang me the morning
after the wedding and she's like, guess what. I'm like
what she goes, I got this?

Speaker 9 (31:47):
I got this.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Oh, you will never do this.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
She feel the deal, She stealed the deal and they're
still together.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Now much then he's still in the family.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
But fort it hour and it was funny.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
But on the night I was cute, susy Christmas get
togethers does borat come out.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Occasionally, But the biggest thing that comes out is the
fact that it happened at my wedding.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
Thanks, thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Maximally ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yes, we want to give it away just by getting
ten questions right in sixty seconds, simple as that.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Right, It's so easy. We've done it twice in the
last few weeks. Maybe we'll do it again today. Tracy
in Hackam, good morning, what are you going to spend
this ten grand.

Speaker 9 (32:36):
On good morning guys. Oh, I'd love to take my
kids for the Gold Coast.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, really showing the sights.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
No, you do the worlds, wouldn't you do all that?

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (32:49):
Yeah? Do it all?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Have they ever been there before? No? They haven't.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
No.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Okay, well, it's a big kindergarten for kids. It's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
All right. It can also be a kindergarten for adults,
but I'll leave that up to you to work out. Tracy.
All right, same rules as always.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
We have to accept your first answer, and if you're
not sure you can pass, we'll come back at.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
The end of the sixty seconds if we've got some time, all.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Right, Okay, all right, here we go, Tracy from Hackem.
Your time starts now. Queen Elizabeth I was a well
known lover of which dog breed Corgy. The Kakoda track
campaign took place during which War.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
World War Two?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Who was the current Australian Treasurer? PA? How many squares
does a chessboard have?

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Thirty six?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Billy Bob Thornton plays the US President in Which Christmas movie?
PA name the Canadian dish of chips cheese curds and
gravy pa which Megastars singer passed away in January of
twenty sixteen. He was a starman.

Speaker 9 (33:51):
Oh my goodness, ha, which.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Country will host the twenty twenty six Winter Olympics. Oh
my goodness, it's tall of the Eiffel Tower or the
Statue of Liberty the Eiffel Tower. What color is between
yellow and blue in the rainbow? Yellow and blue?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Orange?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Okay, and let's go back to the Australian treasurer.

Speaker 9 (34:18):
Oh my goodness, that was terrible.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
They were tough traits and also it's really hard under pressure.
Everybody can do it while they're in the car at home, right,
But there's yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Can't quite send you the Gold Coast, but we can.
I don't know. You can buy a new pair of
Speedos or something with the money that you've won.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Tracy Queen Elizabeth II was a well known lover of
Corgy's Kakoda track campaign took place during World War Two.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
The Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Is actually significantly tall in the Statue of Liberty thronderd
and thirty meters to ninety three.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
So there's thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Now your Roussie treasurer is Jim Chalmers. If you need
to care about that chessboard. I think you said thirty
six in the end, but it's actually sixty four.

Speaker 10 (35:00):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Now have you seen the Love actually before?

Speaker 9 (35:03):
I haven't.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Actually no, I have not asked.

Speaker 11 (35:06):
I have not wanted it.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh well there you go. Have you got Netflix?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I do.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
I don't have time.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Setting this Christmas at some point and ate Christmas.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
And it will be on every free to air channel
as well. It always comes up at this time. Okay,
So I Love actually is the one? Poutine is the
Canadian chip of chip, dish of chips, cheese, curds and gravy.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Who it's that pouteen? Is delicious? Is it?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
David Bowie was that singer who passed in January of
twenty sixteen. He's the Starman and Italy will be hosting
the Winter Olympics and green is between yellow and blue
and the RAINBOWI givv yeah, Hey, thirty dollars, Tracy, thank you,
no worries. Have a beautiful Christmas, see you later. Come on,
hear me with some tech foil that's worse than me.
I don't believe it's possible.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Yeah, I'm gonna make you feel a little bit better
about how bad you are at tech, Ali, because my
mother and father maybe just a little bit worse. Yeah,
we've discussed this before on the show. Mum's been on
a few times to go through a few of her
issues and things that she's tripped over. You will, of course,
remember it wasn't that long ago, Ali, we had her
on to talk about when she thought she'd been hacked.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
While scrolling Pinterest, message slashes up that your iPhone has
been hacked?

Speaker 9 (36:17):
Well, what my iPad?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
A pretty good clue that your iPhone has been hacked
would be that they wouldn't be posting about it on Pinterest.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Here's when you know they're series. It's when they start
sending you back your nudes. Okay, horrible, you don't have.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
That would be awful.

Speaker 9 (36:39):
If can they take photos.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Of me in the shell, it would be awful for
all of us, you're right.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
So that just sets the scene of the standard of
tech ability that we're in Mama Dad's house so cool.
I was around there for dinner, as I want to
do once a week, and they have decided that as
they're cleaning out things, it's an ongoing thing in that household.
We're always cleaning up, We're always getting rid of things.
They're getting rid of some tech stuff. And there is

(37:09):
an old iPhone, Mum's old iPhone. They say, we want
to make sure that there are no photos on this
old iPhone that she doesn't have on her new iPhone.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
It's not backed up.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
And yeah, the.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
One that she might have taken them as ten years
ago when she was rolling around with this iPhone four
or whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Mama Burfett, I feel your pain, right.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
This thing is real old. It's still got the button
on the front of it. It's one of the real
old school iPhones. We plug it in, which was an
issue in itself because who could find a chord for that.
It was a whole shimozzle trying to find the right cord,
wait for it to charge, wait for it to do
a quick little update so it can turn on, can't
log in. No one remembers what the apple idea is exactly.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
You've got to go to your little black book where
you've written all your passwords down.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Don't do that, and don't do what my mother did,
which is have a few of her passwords but not
this one. I have a few of them saved in
her contacts just on her phone, but not this one.
So we've scrolled through all the contacts list.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Let's go up again.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Not there, can't find a way again, can't find a
way to get in. Dad has wandered off. In the meantime,
we're twenty minutes into trying to even unlock the phone
to see if the photos are on there in the
first place, which I don't think they are because she's
signed up to ye Cloud, so they're already gonna be
on her new phone anyway. But I'm just trying to
do the right thing. Dad comes back from the other

(38:28):
end of the house. He's holding a third iPhone. He goes,
what's this one? And Mom goes, oh, that's my old iPhone.
What's this that I'm currently plugged in trying to get
to And she looks at it again and goes, oh, yeah,
now that might be George's old iPhone. It wasn't even

(38:48):
her old phone that we spent twenty minutes trying to
crack in. And I want to say to my parents,
who heard us do our little teas before saying I'm
going to talk about them. Dad has listening he's listening
in message, saying.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
You be careful. Max.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
We taught you how to use a spoon from you
told me how to use a spoon. I remember how
to use the spoon and I do it every day.
You never remember how to do any of my tech
things I teach you.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
So was it really really awkward when your mum actually
put in her son's name followed by the number sixty nine?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Max George sixty nine sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Here we go reading, Yeah, come along to New York
and Madison's Square Garden, or MSG as we call it
for those in the know.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Are you familiar with the word square? I'm not.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
I'm really not anymore. I've just had I've only started
drinking coffee this week, really haven't I, guys and I
have just had to Nikki from t Tree Gully massive
shout out. She sent us all in coffees in a
little bit of cake to celebrate pleasing me.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Thank you and nobody else who wants to do that. Please.
I'm happy to eat cake tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
I'm generally off my face. Why didn't you guys tell
me that coffee was like this?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I have been with Nikki on one of our listener events,
and I would.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Not be surprised if she'd put a little bit of
Bailey's in.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
No, no, not at all. All right, let's see you
he wants to go on the running for this one.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Yeah, let's send someone over to Madison Square, Gun to
see every artist on the planet, essentially at the jingle Ball.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Christy from Moana, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
My god, did I get through?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Well, I mean you've done a pretty good job, sover Christine.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
I am freaking out my heart through my chest.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Oh that's only on caffeine. This is great, Christine.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
What's got you so excited? Who do you want to
see the most?

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Oh? Teddy Swims, Teddy Perry on losing control at the moment,
sitting here, dropping my conscious. Oh damn it. How old
dear little boy?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Oh no, he's sixteen, but he's getting out of the
car and we just can't believe he've got.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Three Yeah, he'd like the Kiddler Roy.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Oh yeah, I can just imagine how I want to.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
Take them overseas well.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I can just imagine how excited a sixty year old
sixty your old boys, if you go.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, yeah this morning.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, I'm telling hey, well, guess what the coolest thing
is you are now in the running. This could be
your family's first overseas trip, and what a trip it
would be.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (41:18):
I'm just happy to get.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Time. Won't always put you in the running to go
to New York. But when you speak to.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
You the enjoy the rest of your day. And good luck, Christie.
Thanks going. Don't forget you can explore more of the U.
S A with United Airlines. Just book at United dot com.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Like it when good people get it's great.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
It's so good luck my boy Chaboozie maximally in the morning.
That's two point three.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Single distinguishing trait about Shaboozi can sing you know nothing
about your boy?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I know, I really don't, but I really like that
song and the kids like it. It makes me feel
like I have something in common for them for two
minutes and fifty seven seconds.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Where you're about to have a whole lot of times.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Research people like you're boozy because you quit and girls.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Do you know what people are like? It is terrifying.
It is absolutely terrifying to know that after all these years,
I now have nothing to do it and I generally
don't know what to do, and I don't really have
a discernible skill, like I can't lay bricks and I'm
not an accountant.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
The amount of times you've been in here and we've
been doing something stupid, e'vet I.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Went to UNI for this.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Even the skill that you do have doesn't apply to
many things. I mean, to be fair, you were smelling
a stranger's armpit. I mean, come on, we don't we've
covered some ground this year. Well, Ali, so given you
don't know what you're going to do, and we know
that you're probably gonna need a little bit of income.
You still got three kids in school, so you probably
got to pay for some school fees at some point.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
I know, my husband's in football. That's really stable.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
I mean he's fine because he wins all the time.
But other than that, not such a stable industry. We
need to get you somewhere with your feet planted back
on your feet. This could be a future career move
for you, and I have come across let's call him
him a recruiter, someone who I think might be able
to assist you with a role that is well suited
to your set of skills.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
That one of these big recruitment companies.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
It's a local recruiting company. It's a local recruiting company
run run by someone by the name of Hans.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Good morning, Hans, Oh, good morning.

Speaker 7 (43:32):
So on your jewels and Dave.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Right now, honey, oh, honey, I can see it.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Five Max and Hans in the morning.

Speaker 10 (43:46):
The Moon and in the night Darling, twenty four hours,
pack back, Carl and Jackie Moore.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
We'll have plenty to talk about, Hahns, you and I,
But at the moment we're trying to vale your job
because you and I have got the radio down next year.

Speaker 10 (44:06):
Well, you know, I just heard you saying that she's
got no discernible skills whatsoever. And there's only one job
in the world that that's actually perfect for Alison. You know,
I'm always looking for new talent in my show. I
think you would be a fabulous lucky bitch.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
I mean that in every sense of the word, but
I mean it especially as one of my.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Dad backup dancers, the Lucky Pitches.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
The fact, so your backup dancers, that's what they're called,
And you think.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
That's what they're called, the lucky bitches. Yes, and the
band is the Ungrateful Bastard. But you know, I can
see Alison min she's very tall. You know she'd look
fabulous in the costumes. Can you dance? Alison?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Well, I think I can all tew it open to
the boys.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
She has. She has one issue at the moment.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Hands she has I don't know if you heard about it,
had two breasts cut off, so hurt like hands above
the head on higher and.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I can't jump a lot up and down because it hurts.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
Still all I'm hearing your excuses unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
We've got He's a good samaritan trying to help you
out with your future career, and you're shutting him down.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
So okay, I mean what's the pay?

Speaker 12 (45:18):
Like, look, you might have to get the kids out
of the school that they're currently.

Speaker 9 (45:33):
Home schooling.

Speaker 10 (45:34):
Yeah, there's no there to plan any kind of you know,
union or anything.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
All right, So Hans, if I was like, have you
got any shows that we could look forward to that
are coming up?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Like, oh my god, what a segway?

Speaker 7 (45:51):
Alison?

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Are you talking about Haunts Christmas?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (45:58):
December five, seven for six, with tickets available at Han's
official popcom. Oh and honey, I've also you have you
heard I've put out a Christmas single Move over Mariah.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yes, it's called Campus Christmas.

Speaker 7 (46:12):
Get it on your playlist.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
I've already heard you've already been.

Speaker 10 (46:15):
Playing Mariah Carey on the damn mixed one or two
for three, just to break up the eurhythmics or whatever they.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
But yeah, shaboos, what the f is Shaboozi said you
get from the from the chemist.

Speaker 10 (46:29):
I'll have a tube of saboozie with applicator please, So Hans,
come on.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
I'm happy to have a go. Can you come in
and teach me some you know, some moves or something like?
Do I need to audition for you?

Speaker 7 (46:43):
Well, I think that's a wonderful, wonderful idea. Actually, yes,
I think, And actually, Max, I think you can join
them as well. I think you would look lovely in
some of the costumes for my boys in the show.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
I think a lot of people it's a Christmas tree
for us.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I will not be doing that just to fill up
your bank.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Let's let's prove. Let's prove then that this was not
a little bit more than just a shameless plug for
Hans's Christmas hooton Nanny and his new Christmas single.

Speaker 7 (47:14):
Christmas Nanny with the single Christmas Right.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Well, then the deal is you've got to put your
hoot in any where your mouth is and hang out
the phone, get in the car, come to the studio.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
I'm to do that I can never reach.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
Yes, I'm going to be at the studio as soon
as possible.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
All Right, we'll see you soon and we'll both trial
to be your lucky bitches.

Speaker 10 (47:41):
Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Hansofficial dot Com sorry to all the kids in cars,
he is out of control.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah, well man, it's just the name of the dancers.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Mix one went through Max and Ali in the morning. Yes,
if you still haven't got yourself in the running for
our iHeart Radio jingle Ball, don't worry. Selmy has everything
you need across your workday to get you in the running.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
We'll have some more chances for you tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
We got Katie Perry, Teddy Swim Shaboozie, the Kiddler Roy,
they're all playing in New York.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
We want to send you there.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
This Chrissy all right, so she's got those opportunities. Plus
she's also got some of the widest variety going around.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Oh drum roll, what have we got? What have we got?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
What have we gott?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Guitar pick from guns and Roses when they came here,
How did you?

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Yeah, I went and I was in year eight and
I was way.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Too young and it was just actual Rose.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
So I didn't get a Slash guitar pick because he
was having a fight at the time.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah, it's awesome. Do you know I wake up in
the morning and I look like Slash most mornings.

Speaker 13 (48:39):
Yeah, I'm very well aware. Well, actually, are we having
a day to day?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
We said, good?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
We a desker grab her ratings and trying to steal
Triple AND's music off the.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Wears the eighties. You know, this is a get invited
to everything Forchelle's going to play all day. Great, a
bit of Fleetwood Mac too, of the Mac. Yes, we

(49:15):
need here?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Well yep, none, baby, No, I love this so no, no,
I do. I definitely do. I went saw Stevie Nicks
in Botanic Park. Sheese is was Slash a legend, absolute legend.
I love that hour of music coming up with Shelle Murphy.
So stick around anything that can play guns n' roses
all the way to Asher? Is that the other person.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Something Dasher, Dasher, Tiktokkasher, last day tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (49:40):
We're like getting dressed up or anything or thought so
your final Dann Radio mate.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Yeah, I'll wear clothes

Speaker 1 (49:47):
You're bringing in treets us