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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait, God, isn't wait up and go Adelaide's fun breakfast
show Max Andale in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
There is the day that I have woken up wishing desperately.
I was a hard crime reporter from the Northern Territory.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Every day, every day. What have they been up to today?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Well, okay, just put the kids away just for a
little second. Although you shouldn't have to say this because
this is generally something that has happened has been reported
in the NT News. One of our favorite publications, Are
you ready? An elderly woman was sipping her coffee when
she was struck in the head by a flying dildo.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Nice, I mean, no, not.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Nice, But I have so many questions. That's why I
want to be the reporter. Essentially, a whole like a
gang of youths went flying through the food court on scooters.
Then all of a sudden they started throwing things around,
and two of the things they happened to throw around were.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
These large aids. Absolute. They're just helpful, little toil.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
For the best thing of the witnesses.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Tho, actually the journo has actually stopped and spoken to witnesses.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
The grabs are so good in this story everything in
quotation marks, like I've highlighted seven different paragraphs. Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
And then the woman said, oh, I've just been hit
in the head with the penis and I don't know
what happened to her because she disappeared. So the l
one elderly victims taken off.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
A witness said that the victim could have been badly hurt,
saying it was probably about thirty centimeters long, and it
was fat, and it was fat and really heavy. It
wasn't normal size. That one go on, have another one.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh, okay, I've gone out to help one of the
ladies who were sitting down having a cuppa, and she
turned to me and said, that's not mine. And I
looked down and there was a gigantic rubber aid on
the table.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
And then nag one wait. She follows up and said,
are you sure.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I love that? Because it is this is a big issue.
Crime in the Northern Territory is actually a big issue
at the moment. So they have got government quotes from
people in office. The Member for Blaine, Mark Turner, gave
some quotes on it. He said this was a result
of the government that's in power, that being out of
touch the government enjoyed peace and quiet at Parliament House,

(02:20):
while our poor Parmeerston seniors can't even enjoy a cuppa
without facing a dildo disaster, while kids are shouting don't
touch me despite all the loss.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
And then I mean everything he's saying there is obviously true.
He goes on to save the POWs that be can't
protect us from these rubbery rampages.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
And pint sized pill ferers.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
But you'll have to grab this whole mess by the
balls and sort it out ours.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
So he knew exactly what he was doing, and he
said that one place to live.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Because this is the bit that I think has gone
largely unnoticed. Right now, I want you to shut your
eyes and think about ttp or going.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
To Marion Ordale and when you.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Sit at the food court and just have a look
around at the shops around there, like there's a Harris,
there's a Target nearby. I don't recall lately being to
any food court where there is a place one could
buy marital aids right next door to my spring rolls.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
That's actually a good point. It means that these lads
have gone we're going to have a bit of a
rampage today.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
But have they Because this is the Northern Territory, they
could have just pitched them from Mum and Dad. No,
what I'm saying is, if you go to the Northern Territory,
you go just past the KFC and turn left.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
There it is you can order along Black.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
There it is.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Max and Alley in the morning.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast, Shine.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Aali.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Do you recall when I was all excited from playing
my two hundredth game of amateur?

Speaker 5 (03:41):
You weren't excited. You could hardly move.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
And the first thing you said was a critique of
something that happened on that weekend. Do you recall that? Well? Really,
I have the audio.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
How to just celebrate the two hundred I saw what
could only be described as the most week banner.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I was just about to say, don't you I had
to go at my mother's craft work.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
It had balloons on it. Yeah, and if he puts
balloons on a football.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Banner, she tried really hard. Okay, now you said that
and I laugh. We had to laugh. We moved on.
Get to Wednesday night dinner or whenever it was. I
was at mum and Dad's house and Mum's a little
bit quiet what's wrong mum. Well, I wasn't too happy
with how she talked about the banner, and they wouldn't
mind her apologizing, which is why Allie, I've called my mother.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
Morning Max, Good morning Allie, Meg, Meg? What how dare
you say that about that banner? It was very, very
very special. It took me hours to design it. I
went to so much trouble. Then I had to go to
Spotlight to get the crate paper. There was no crepe
paper in Spotlight.

Speaker 8 (04:50):
Numb.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
The girl didn't even know what I was talking about.
She was a lovely young girl, and I said, crepe
paper to know what's that? My girlfriend came around to
hand the mother of Josh.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Two people were involved in.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
This, we were, and I hang off, I hasn't got
involved in it.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
The crows cave and they held their banners up and
I'll tell you mine had three D numbers on it,
Patty pans. Truly they could learn a bit from my banner.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
You've just we went a lot of trouble, the effort,
the rigmarole she went through, and it was all to
get to a point where you said on radio to
hundreds of thousands of people that Mum's effort was piss week.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Well, no, I didn't say. Her effort was, I said
the banner was.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
My mother deserves an apology, aally.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Meg, Look, I do apologize for maybe deriding said banner
and thinking that surely that had been whipped up in
thirty seven seconds when clearly.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Coming up with maximally in the morning.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
All right, here we go. Yes, I've apologized. So I
feel like that's the monkey of the back. Can you
get the monkey off your back and come and win
ten thousand dollars by getting ten questions?

Speaker 10 (06:01):
Right?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Is the monkey on everyone's back who's listening right now?
Not having ten thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I think the monkey is Also if you've been playing
a lot home and you've only been getting around, you know,
maybe you've got ten, but you haven't got through. That's
why we're giving you three chances to do it today,
six thirty, seven, and eight. So what does that mean
when nearly at six thirty your chance is coming up right?

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
One day, Max and Allie in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast yard.

Speaker 11 (06:26):
Nix on three, Adelaide's richest cash contest is on mix
Maximaley's ten thousand dollars minutes.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Okay, and if am midfield, all right, I get it.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
You want to spoil the family. You want to treat
them with ten thousand dollars. But come on, what's something
you would buy for them for yourself?

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Annah?

Speaker 9 (06:48):
Oh, I don't want anything myself.

Speaker 7 (06:52):
I don't need anything myself.

Speaker 12 (06:54):
I'll just blurt on them.

Speaker 9 (06:55):
But yeah, oh your parachue, your parachhue, new.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Pair of shoes. You can have a new pair of shoes,
and then you can spend the other like nine nine
and everyone.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Else and ran children under two and a half, I'll
spend it on them.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
See right about now that's busy. We're saying, spend it
on some babysitting and have a night out.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
That's what we reckon.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
O God, we'll get it luck.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Okay, thank you so much. You got ten questions, sixty seconds,
ten bucks for every correct answer, and if you get
all ten right, it's worth ten thousand dollars too. We
are going to accept your first answer, and if you
don't know it, pass, you'll come back to it.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, yes, okay, we can hear the deep breaths there,
so take another one, Anna, and we're all in this
together with you, Okay, from Enfield. Your time starts now.
The Great Barrier Reef is.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
In which state?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Queenland?

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Who brought Sexy back in two thousand and six?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Being Sexy Bucks is a shark, a fish or a mammal?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Mammal?

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Who is the national leader of the opposition?

Speaker 8 (08:05):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (08:05):
I know him? Duncan?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
What is the National Aeronautics and Space Administration? BET's known
as hah, the twenty four hour bakery? And north at Ladies?

Speaker 5 (08:17):
And which street O'Connell? What's the next prime number after seven.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Nine?

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Cilantro is another name for witch herb.

Speaker 10 (08:28):
Oh Hilandra.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
What country did Mazda originate from?

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Master the pass if you don't.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Know japan Au is the chemical symbol for what aluminium?
All right, let's go Jase, who brought Sexy back in
two thousand and six?

Speaker 10 (08:48):
Six?

Speaker 8 (08:49):
You back?

Speaker 12 (08:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, no, not Jago.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
I love that you know this song? I'm boarding.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
Yes, Oh to get to my son in a nappy.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
I can imagine that because you never feel sexier than
singing to your Saturday and nappy.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Okay, now let's see how you've gone. The Great Barrier Reef, yes,
is in Queensland. I'm going to give you this one
the national leader of the opposition.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Who did you.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Say again, Duncan, Yeah, Dutton, you said the Sutton give.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
Get yeah, yeah, yeah, and same thing.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
All right, it's early morning.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I'm being told I can't do it, so I'll give
you the ten bucks in my own pocket, all.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Right, I don't worry about that. No, no, come on,
come on early children.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah and all you wanted some shoes for yourself, We're right, okay,
for our bakery in North Adelaides.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
And Connell Street. Silantro is a name for oh you
pass on that one, didn't you.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Yeah, we did get the master one from the mass
originated from and that was Japan.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
So fifty dollars, that's a past I am. I giving
you extra you are?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
That's okay, bucks forty bucks. We'll give you forty dollars
if you wanted to go through the rest of them
real quick. You said, a shark is a mammal. It
is a fish. National Aeronautics and Space Administration. It's a
tough one to spit out. That's NASA. The next prime
number after seven is not nine, it's eleven. Cilantro is coriander,

(10:18):
and right at the end AU is the chemical symbol.
It's a tricky one. It's for goal, not.

Speaker 7 (10:24):
Oh, I haven't got enough on my hands.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
So yeah, I had a forty bucks for you, so
enjoy that, all.

Speaker 9 (10:32):
Right, and thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I'm not rubbing it in, so I'll just clear the
decks with you now. I do have some Justin Timberlake
news coming up in a news. I just don't want
you to kick yourself because now you're never going to
forget his name bringing sexy back, are you?

Speaker 8 (10:44):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Yes, yes, night Justin.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
I love him too.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Okay, sorry, forty bucks worth of Justin Timberlake.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
All right, Now I'll tell you what she got out
of the blocks really really quickly, because I think she
had the advantage, so she knew we'd given already that
first question and answer. So let's give you the first
question answer for the seven A M one.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
All right, let's do it right now, the ten k
advantage seven am. First question, who sings the current hit?
Lose control? It's my boy. It is your boy, Teddy Swim.
It's Teddy Swims, the guy that you initially thought sounded like,
but it is Teddy Swims. Lose control.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Okay, good light, everybody.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
In the morning, Adelaide's Fun Breaks show NIX one two.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Let's dive into the news.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
The big news doing the rounds, of course, is that
justin Timberlake, mister getting sexy bag, has been arrested.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
He allegedly was swerving to.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
The wrong side of the road a couple of times
and refused to take a breath of Liza. So yes,
he has been arrested and charged for driving under the influence.
He was held overnight in a cell. He was handcuffed
and everything else.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, j T.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
He said, I had one martini and followed my friend.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah, like that.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Excuses it, by the way. But the good news is.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
The officer was so young he didn't recognize him, but
Lake even when the star told him his name.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
It's not even at all.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Three.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Come on, can we talk about JT's mugshot real quick?
I know he looks this genuinely looks like someone's LinkedIn picture.
It looks like JT's just put a picture up on
his LinkedIn saying just got a new job at matdas.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
He does need a little bit of eye droppage in
his eyes though a bit red.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
He does red, but they're shiny, they're blue. Damn celebrities
have mugshots.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Let's go into David Beckham.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Now, this explosive tell a book about the life of
the Beckons written by Tom bow Is Reese Tomorrow released
tomorrow in full. But I've got a couple of the
big news out bits out of it.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Number one, they're incredibly tight, so tight.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Apparently Victoria Beckham put in an expense claim for some
chips at a shoot for eight pound yeah, claims, then
being grumpy because an employee put in their own claim
for an apayun taxi.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
What about this? They reckon.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
The reason Rebecca Loos could no longer keep the story
of her affair with David Beckham's secret is because he
had refused to tip a waitress at a hard rock
cafe in Madrid, and she kept writing notes to Rebecca
loo saying, I live off my tips and I'm going
to ouch you if you don't give me money anyway,
but a.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Great little blackmail waitress.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
So they're very, very tight. They also, as we know,
take fashion to the extreme. Apparently one time David wore
a T shirt with Adolf Eichman's face on it. Yes,
even if you don't know exactly who he is he's
a bad guy.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
He is a Nazi first kind of thing. He said
that he got a shirt in the post of an
American fan. That was his.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Excuse for wearing it, and he just wasn't quite sure
who he was.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
And David Beckham's sexts are really gross.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Right, so they're tight. He once wore a Nazi T shirt.
And also he can't sex.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Well apparently, so this is what they're saying.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
So Tom I was going to come out and say
that he has had affairs with other women. He's even
naming some of the other women and has seen text
messages saved by them. He used to refer to Victoria
as Wendy because that was her code name when he
was talking to other women. Are the allegations, and that
he fantasized about picking other people up as a cool girl,

(14:20):
just like Richard Gear did in Pretty Women.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
That's that's cute, right, don't chat on your.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Wife, no, none of it's good.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
And a lot of the women that he worked around
would later say that he was rather creepy.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
I bet yeh. She's breaking down some things for you
in your mind.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
This is all according to Tom Boo. I don't know
if I believe.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Any of it. Yeah, our bets wouldn't do that, would
he would? He was that at once he probably would. Yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Okay, let's go to Ariana Grande. She has left a
few people a little bit confused because she appeared on
the podcast and looks like she's slipped into her normal voice.
But then she realized what was happening. There was a
look that flashed across her face and then things changed
and she went back to that high pitch squeak she uses.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
See if you can work out the moment.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
This is her on a podcast called pod Crushed with
Penn Badgeley.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
That's the only thing I thought.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
That's how I felt. It was like, what has happened?

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, I don't know, but yeah, I've been writing a line.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Give me there's some more. But I would like to
do a deluxe at some point.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah. That's weird, right, Yeah, I don't know. That is weird.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
It's even weird when you see it because there is
this look that goes across her face and then she's anyway,
move on.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
So have I got you enough? Gosh?

Speaker 4 (15:43):
That was good, right?

Speaker 5 (15:45):
What do we self possessing? I just thought it was
quite good.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yeah, we had bex sex. Okay, want you to go
and look up JT's mugshot and Grande's a fraud.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Thank you very much. Let's give away ten thousand dollars
after this show we.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
And Ali in the morning.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Yarpe Mix one.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
Or two point three.

Speaker 11 (16:07):
Adelaide's Riches Cash Contest is on mix maximum Aaley's ten
thousand dollars minutes.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yay, hopefully this can be your ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Bob, you're at Golden Grove there.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
What are you predicting you'll be able to get here
with the ten questions in the sixty seconds?

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Well, I was telling me a young lady I was speaking,
So I think six is achievable.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Okay, six, I mean sixty bucks is nice, Bob. Ten
thousand dollars is a little bit nice. So can we
aim for ten? Well, I was only aiming for five.
But you've given me Teddy swims.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Oh yeah, so you have got the advantage the very
first question we're going to ask, Okay, well, you were
aiming for the past mark. You get ten bucks, very
correct one and you get right anyway, Bob. So let's
go into this all right, and don't forget when you
have to accept your first answer, and if you pass
on a question, we'll come back to it a time
permits cool?

Speaker 5 (16:56):
All right?

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Okay, well you know the first question here, so when
I get into this, you can pretty much go straight away,
and Bob.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Can you do me a favorite?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Just hold the phone a little bit further away from
your mouth. You're just a little bit muffled. Is that?

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Okay? No, that's worse class? Oh yes, Bob, Okay, good luck.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
All right, Bob, you have sixty seconds of your ten
questions and your time starts now. Who sings? Which city
is the Eiffel Tower in parish? Name? Three colors in
a rainbow? Uh? Red, yellow, green? Harvey dent or two

(17:37):
Face was a villain of Which superhero.

Speaker 10 (17:41):
Batman?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
The Bunderberg rum logo is? Which animal bear? Which TV
show was hosted by Daryl Summers throughout the seventies, eighties
and nineties Saturday? Which month is named after? Julius Caesar?
July wine region? Would you find your lumber and grant

(18:02):
birde wineries?

Speaker 9 (18:05):
I reckon they're with the Barossa.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Finish these offspring lyrics. All the girlies say I'm hansl
Where is the cockpit on most planes?

Speaker 13 (18:19):
We're the pilot ships and the coppers were were and
the cockpit.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
A finish.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
This is the most entertaining ten thousand, not a minute
I've gone through.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
This is a brilliant finish.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
It's so so excited for you because you were nailing it. Yes,
Teddy Swims did lose control. Paris had the Eiffel Tower.
The three colors. You went with red, yellow, and green.
You could have had orange, blue, indigo, violet Batman Yes,
they yeah, went up against two face the Bunderberg rum logo.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Yes, it is a bear, polar Bear. It would have
probably polar Bear.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
You're cool, you can have it, Ali, what do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Let's keep going. We'll work it out later.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
But hey, hey, it's Saturday with Darryl Summers, Julius Caesar
gives us July and the Barossa Valley is where you
find your lumber and grant verge Wineries.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Okay, was that bloody song?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
But you're on fire now? There's a famous song by
the Offspring that goes all the girlies say, I'm pretty
fly for a white guy, all the girl handsome good.
I like your versions.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I like your version where is the cockpit on most planes?

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Whether this is actually true, so I'm going to give
you that one or we would stay front.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yeah, it is true.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
All right.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Do you know what, Bob?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
You haven't got the ten thousand bucks, but giving that
you went with Bear ninety.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Dollars, that is the best performance we have that.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Well, how good? Am I pretty good?

Speaker 8 (19:51):
Bob?

Speaker 5 (19:51):
I'm pretty handsome?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Oh yeah, I think we're just losing your line. Behaved, Bob,
Well done, Thank you very very much much. And did
you see how quick Bob was off the mark? He
kind of shocked you because he got the advantage.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Doesn't help? Doesn't it help? So we've got another advantage
coming up. We are going to play after eight o'clock
stick around, listen to us, and you too can win
ninety dollars and make us luck your legend.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Good maxon Allie in the morning.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shop Mix.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
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Speaker 5 (20:28):
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Speaker 3 (20:30):
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Speaker 3 (20:37):
Now joining us is Katie, What's your Unbelievable Tale?

Speaker 14 (20:41):
I was lucky enough to be involved in the Lullabye
project over here on the York Peninsula, and my song.

Speaker 10 (20:46):
Was selected to be played at Carnegie Hall.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
In New York.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
The hell is the lullaby project. It sounds great.

Speaker 14 (20:54):
With the Lullabye Project, it originated in New York at
Carnegie Hall. They partnered with the local hospital and NIKI
unit that wanted to support parents in the process of
their babies being in NICKU.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
And so NICKU is like when they're little premie babies,
aren't they and they don't get to go home straight.

Speaker 10 (21:10):
Away neonatal intensive care units.

Speaker 14 (21:13):
So lots of babies that have complex health needs and
parents that are often not able to touch and hold
their babies, being out of sick with them and sing
with them and create a lullaby just for them was
the way that the hospital could support the babies and
the parents too.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Well, let's have a little bit of a listen to
Mama's lullaby.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Here is your soul, frischiange vicious kid surely as crime.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
This is great.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
I like backup singers. That's where dad comes in as well,
and nurses everybody else. Is it intimidating getting into a
lullaby world?

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Because for me, I didn't know there was a market
to I.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Know, and we're talking like Drinkle Drink or Little Star.
It's been a hit for so long and you're trying
to compete with these.

Speaker 14 (22:23):
I mean, we say lullabys, but really these are songs
in their own right. Like some of them are incredible
productions that could be played on radio and you wouldn't.
They're transferable, like the relationship between a parent and a child.
You can listen to that song and maybe have a
different thought. It could remind you of a best friend
or your partner or some of them are just stunning,

(22:43):
and that's the brilliance of this project as well.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I have, Katie, heard of going to New York, you know,
because you know, to see where Sex and the City
was made, or for the shopping, or you know, as
that really big thing that you saved up for your
entire life. I've never heard of anybody going to New
York have their lullabye played at Carnegie Hall.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
What was that moment like for you?

Speaker 10 (23:04):
Just surreal?

Speaker 14 (23:05):
Really, So I had no idea that my song had
been nominated by Emily and the artists.

Speaker 10 (23:11):
They nominated a handful from.

Speaker 14 (23:12):
Australia to have it selected to be played at Carnegie Hall.

Speaker 10 (23:17):
Yeah, it was very overwhelming.

Speaker 14 (23:19):
I think my response when Molly are Beautiful, project coordinator
rang me to let me know. My head's spinning Molly,
but my heart's saying we need to get ourselves to
New York.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Same.

Speaker 14 (23:29):
Yeah, it's a bit of a once in a lifetime
opportunity to hear a song that you wrote at Waaruka
on thew York Peninsula played at Carnegie Hall.

Speaker 10 (23:38):
I still get goosebumps thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
This is the lullaby also, okay, my favorite song that
I have often tried to get my kids to sleep with.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
As a critically. As a critically I claimed Lallabye Rider.
What do you think? Does I kick the boxes? Studdy?

Speaker 10 (23:58):
A few kiss names in and you're.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Done and done well congratulations from Maruka on your Peninsula
to New York or because he wrote a lullaby that
is an unbelievable story.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Congratulations and well done.

Speaker 10 (24:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Matt's and Ali in the Morning, Adelaie's Fun Dreads Shows
Mix one O two point three.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Do you know what, We as a team should get
together and go and actually put our brains where our
mouths are, which doesn't often happen between six and nine weekdays, doesn't.
And we went to the Mile End trivia contest, which
has actually been run by the wonderful Maria who works
in our office here. She's an absolute sup star. So
we thought, well, this is good. We're all going support
her and it'll be great.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Parked up in the Mile End Hotel, my local, parked
up in the beer garden and tucked into some trivia.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Now I started realizing that really perhaps we weren't the
team that we should have been. When I was the
only one that turned up in fancy dress.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
That was something I'd scrubed from my mind now I
think about it. We were all sitting that Ali was
the last person to arrive on our table. There is
probably fifty people in this room, including Butcher former port adelaide.
Oh my god, was there? And then out the corner
of my eye, so who's that walking in over Butcher's shoulder?
Because someone a seven foot tall panda, full massive head,

(25:14):
not like a crappy panda costume you buy on Timu
or tea or whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
We did stop me on the way into the pub
and say, oh my god, do we need.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Color because it looks like one one on they have escape.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Honestly, it looked like your I don't know how your
neck was holding up the size of that head. So
Ali decided to fancy dress for a quiz else.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
No one else did. But everybody you always get dressed
up for a fancy dress.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
You should have seen a look on Butcher's face.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
No, I didn't realize that one.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Like that was there. Ali was fully kidded up.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
I was sad enough when I was driving there in
my panda suit.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
I didn't have a.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Panda, I didn't have the head.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
I did pull up next.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
To a bus and the people in the bus looked
down into the car as you do, and they would
have just seemed like a pant.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
I wonder why. Anyway, we pulled up. Ali sat down
in the panda costume, and the way that this quiz
were seated to sweet sweated. The head came off instantly
and we jumped into the quiz. It's like multiple choice.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, but you have this little electronic button. It's been
a long time since I've done the quiz day where
he used to just have the sheet. But I also
liked the quiz nights where we used to argue with
your team about what the answer was. These ones were
all based on speed, which is good because we all
needed to get home to.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Bed and we didn't have to write anything down.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So you've got these little buttons. And
it's fair to say we got off to a I
got off.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
To a flow. We we we we we We're many.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
It comes the arrogant.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
We absolutely smashed that. Don't youer too loudly?

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Hey, I think we're on our arm? Is that all right?

Speaker 4 (26:44):
You know what I've always said, I hate the Shirlocks.
I've always hated the Shirlocks.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
We weren't down which ones they are?

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Everyone that's not us I hate.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Did we actually even work out who the Shirlocks were?
Because there were all these other lovely teams just completely
normally having a beautiful night and just.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah, the Sherlocks were sitting just behind me. That was
the team that at that juncture, about halfway through the evening,
it was us and them neck and neck. Yeah, one
and two.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
We were very grumpy.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
And then it's fair to say the wheels came off, Max.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Do you want to do everybody what you just did?

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Push the wrong buttons with my not fat at all fingers.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Max is no longer pressing the buttons.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Wright.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
We were in first place, and.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Then we had to rank five sporting balls in order
of smallest to biggest.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Mind everybody, what else you do for work?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Report on sport? And we all knew the order. Sometimes
we all make mistakes, Sally and the buttons, they're just
too close together. Maybe I suggested that a volleyball was
bigger than a tennis box. By accident.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
We're now last?

Speaker 8 (27:53):
Should we go?

Speaker 4 (27:53):
I don't like losing very much. If we're not here
for the final scores, does it mean we lost?

Speaker 5 (27:58):
I don't think it does.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I'll give you a lift time.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Let's go quietly.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Do you know how hard it is to sneak out
of a pub dressed as a form panda?

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Funny Max Berfect, I'm like I was. I drove home anyway.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
I walked in and Matt, with my husband, was with
the kids, and he goes, how was it? As I'm
standing there sweating my panda suit? And I said, mate,
can you believe that Berthord lost us? Our tribute contest
because on a triple pointer triple points, he could not
rank five sporting balls in.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Order of size. I knew exactly what order that meant
to be in, But here I am just blindly mashing
away at BES and E's on this stupid little buzzer.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
So the thing that we're here to say is, if
you've never had a go at the ten thousand dollar
a minute because you're too shy that you might make
a fool of yourselves, We've done.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
It for you. We all make mistakes, guys, just yours
can be on the radio.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
You can check out our socials for all the idiocy
that happened last night. In the meantime, if you are
looking for a way to brush up your skills them
Ale End does.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
A really good tribute get along.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Max and Alie in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Ship Mixed.

Speaker 8 (29:07):
One or two point three Vegetarian.

Speaker 13 (29:09):
I have this guy recently said to me at a barbecue.

Speaker 10 (29:11):
You are really insulted here.

Speaker 13 (29:14):
I'm from a world without the IPE podcast on the War,
I promised over deliver.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Will Yeah, I had a gruin airing tonight at eight
thirty at ABC TV, and you can check it anytime
on ABC IBE.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Will Addison, thank goodness you're here?

Speaker 13 (29:31):
Oh well, thank you? I think you're not. Let us
say thank god I'm here. You've got to say thank
goodness I'm here because that one is trademarked by Work
on Dogs. So yeah, exactly. And you also can't ask
me if I've been paying attention.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Well, I do want to ask you if you've been
paying attention to Ali's outfits, because last week you came
to us and you were worried about Ali sleeping in
company merchandise and wearing the same company merchandise. Did you
happen to see what she wore last night to our
quiz nights? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (30:02):
I did say this. Now, look, I look, I'm in
favor of formal wear, and everybody knows on a big
occasion you might wear a penguin suit. But I think
you might have just got it a little wrong. In
a panda suit like a black and white is formal attire,
but rocking around like dressed as a pant I mean
I am a little worried for you. Are you okay?

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Will?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
If you have not got dressed up in something that
completely covers your head, you haven't lived, yeah, but not
for a quiz night.

Speaker 13 (30:34):
Well, the great news Max is that as opposed to
the two pandas that were out of the Adelaide, Zoo
Ali has been not to breed in captivity.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Thank you now, man, I want to talk to you
desperately about something you've got on your show tonight, and
that of these Spriggy cards, because all the parents at
school are talking about it, because for example, school is
about the cash free and if we want to buy
ice creams on the Friday ice cream lunch thing, we're
supposed to get these Springy cards.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
But I looked in and they send it quite expensive.
So what do you do with kids if you can't
send them with coins?

Speaker 13 (31:12):
Well, this is like obviously a very difficult thing and
it is actually a real world problem that is happening.
The lack of cash is meant that parents still, you know,
you obviously want to give you kids some money to
go to the movies or to be able to take
to school or reward for pocket money. And so spring
is it like an app, but it's back by NAB.
So all these things always go back to the big banks,
of course, and this is a big arrangement and it's

(31:33):
very much like dollar mites, which was what the banks
know is whatever bank account you start using when you're
a kid will most likely be the bank that you
go with for the rest of your life. I still
have the same Commonwealth Bank account that I opened when
I was like, you know, when they brought it to
school when we were ten years old. It is, you know,
financial crack for kids, and this is just the next

(31:55):
step of that, which is basically giving them their own
you know, credit card, getting them used to a credit
car and Max. I don't know about you. I don't
know how you feel a bit this year or a
younger person. But here's what I would say is I
think if you've got a kid and you want to
give them pocket money, that money should be going straight
into their Sports Better account, I think.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
You And if there's Sports Better accounts got too much
in it, then it should go to their Points Better account.

Speaker 13 (32:19):
You've got to spread it around the apps, right, so
there's no playform to go. Yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Kilan mcgotwin's taught me anything.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Oh, I don't say in the end, is it a
good thing? These things because they come with a charge.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
That's why, like I really I really have a problem
paying fifty bucks a year for this card to be
able to actually just give my kid cash, which is
all I really want to do, so I can go
and buy a dollar fifty ice cream.

Speaker 13 (32:46):
Right, So what do you do? It becomes incredibly difficult
because the whole of society is changing to the point
it's like the old people who like you know, are
now going online and they're getting scammed so often because
they never had to go online to do their banking. Like,
I really genuinely think that young people should be protected
from the financial systems. We shouldn't be able to go

(33:08):
to them in these and also old people, like, let's
just let that generation of people who still use checks.
Let them use checks until they're all gone, and then
we can move over to whatever is next. But let's
not get them on computers in their nineties.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
I genuinely would have no idea what to do with
the check. If you gave me a check, God, you're.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
So young and pretty.

Speaker 13 (33:29):
At the end of a golf tournament or a tennis tournament,
they just hold up a giant credit.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Card payway in their racket.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Well, well, they.

Speaker 13 (33:42):
Bring out the giant white square, hold their phone up
towards it.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
There you go, do you want to.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
You haven't done anything on an app.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Listen Will He's coming across is all smart and funny,
but I tell you what, he's the one that let
us down in our trivia last night. Are you any
good at trivia? Because we're doing the ten thousand dollars minute.
I mean, if you're next in Adelaide, would you come
along and maybe, you know, hold your own with us.

Speaker 13 (34:09):
I don't think I'm not a particularly good trivia person. Honestly,
I don't have a great memory for those little you
know facts. I mean, I'm terrible at a trivia night,
like even like I'm not even one of those people
who could, Like I watch the Bulldogs play football every
week and if you say what numbered the certain players where, like,
I'm just my brain doesn't work in that way. In fact,

(34:29):
I have one of those brains. I think it's been
what's helped me with my job is that I can
learn everything there is to know about a topic in
a week, and I can kind of get it all
in my head enough for to be able to do
the show, hold a whole conversation with experts in the topic,
and then next week not remember one thing.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Just do with Marcus Bontinbelli.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
All right, mate, well I'll tell you what. We'll watch
you on Grewin tonight. We won't be inviting you into
our Trivia Night contest and it looks like the ten
one thousand a minute it might not be for you,
but in the meantime, thank you very much and we'll
talk to you soon. Grew In eight thirty tonight on
ABC two Good Day, Max and Allie in the.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Morning, Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Ye.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Mix one three.

Speaker 11 (35:18):
Adelaide's Richest Cash Contest is on Mix maxon Allie's ten
thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Well, Maddie, you live in one of the most beautiful
parts of South Australian Auburn.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Good morning, Good morning guys.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Oh, we're good.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
So you live there?

Speaker 5 (35:35):
But then what you get ten k and you want
to take off?

Speaker 9 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah, that would be awesome. Hopefully I'm got a
trick plant in Europe, so that might be really helpful.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
You have no trouble spending ten grand going to Europe
made damn straight?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Okay, all right, Maddie. So that's if you get the
big cash, and that's what we want you.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
To win brilliant.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
All right, so you're going to have ten questions made.
You got sixty seconds. If you don't get the big cash,
you're still going to get ten dollars for every correct answer.
But if you do get all ten, it is going
to be ten thousand dollars. As always, we're going to
accept your first answer and if you pass on a question,
come back at the end.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
All right, all right, okay, alright, all the very best
of luck, Maddie from Auburn. Your time starts now, BONDI
vets start?

Speaker 6 (36:25):
Who ah, doctor Pritz?

Speaker 5 (36:29):
What's fifty minus six?

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Forty four?

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Calibri, ariel and courier are all types of What on
which yep? Which three colors are on the Aboriginal flag?

Speaker 9 (36:44):
Black, red and yellow?

Speaker 5 (36:45):
What country is the colosseum in.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
R Italy?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
True or false? Christmas Day falls on November twenty fifth?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Well?

Speaker 5 (36:55):
What does ato stand for? Australian pack station of the Quran?
Is the central text of which religion?

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Which movie soundtrack features the song My Heart Will Go on.

Speaker 9 (37:14):
The Titanic?

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Which is not? An aren't shaped flavor?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Pizza cheese and tomato or cheese and bacon Steven Tomato.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
All right, got them. We have locked in everything you.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Were flying with that. How do you feel?

Speaker 8 (37:33):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (37:34):
It was Actually it's a lot more stressful when.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
All right, Maddie, this is pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I don't know, are you feeling confident of the any
that You've got a bit of doubt about.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
The one where I said Rome first, but I'm meant
to say Italy That would be the only one I reckon,
and maybe the religion.

Speaker 15 (37:57):
Okay, alright, alright here we goin all comes down to
how much of sticklers, the rule keepers are going to
be here because what we can tell you, and we
do have some dings ready for it, because there's going
to be a lot of dings.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Bond divet starred Doctor Chris Brown fifty six is forty
four calibri ariel courier are types of font. Three colors
on the original flag are red, black, and yellow. What
country is the coliseum in? You said, rotally, I think
we're going to give you. I think we'll giving you that.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
I finished the first Yeah, pump and emin and e short.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Yeah, I think we're going to give you that. True
or false. Christmas Day falls on November twenty five, is
of course false. The ATO stands for the Australian Taxation Office.
Well done. The movie soundtrack featuring the song My Heart
Will Go On Titanic, which is not an artist shapes
flavor pizza cheese and tomato, or cheese and bacon. You said,

(38:55):
jeez and tomato, dick.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Okay, so we're currently sitting at ninety dollars. You need
one more right to get the ten thousand dollars and
have a little bit more cash to splurge in Europe.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Do you remember the ques question?

Speaker 5 (39:13):
The question, yeah, Karan, yeah, Karan is.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
The central text of which religion?

Speaker 5 (39:22):
And you said, Maddie, you said.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Most Well the answer as to the Quran being the
central text.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Of which religion? It's so close it's Islam.

Speaker 8 (39:42):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Yeah, I know, people that followed, I know, I know,
I know, can't give you that.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
But the good news is you got ninety and you're
really smart. Sorry, So, Maddie, you've got ninety ninety bucks.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
What are you going to spend that on? Go to
one of your favorite pubs up there in Claire Valley?

Speaker 9 (40:08):
Yeah, yeah, probably hit up the pub is to have
a few extra drinks this time around.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Maddie, you were so great and so close.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Thank you so much for playing no worries, Thank you, Sia.
There you go. That's thing.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
We've had two ninety dollars ones this morning and gone
from sort of middle of the road to nineties.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
And the bit that stings the most is that she's
so close to right, she's in the realm.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I don't think she needs you to sort of really
keep writing that point though.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Maddie could have won ten.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Just leave it there.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Ninety bucks suck.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
All right, We'll have three.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
More chances for you tomorrow, six eighty seven and eight
o'clock like Maddie.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Maddie, Max and all in the morning, Adelaide, it's fund
Show Mix one two point three.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
All right, Max, perfect a moment ago after many Yeah,
she won ninety dollars, got nine out of ten for
the ten thousand dollars minute.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
I'm sure it's not ten thousand bucks, but you said.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
This ninety bucks suck.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Straight away.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
All I could hear was my dad, my darling dad,
who hated no because he would have been going ninety dollars.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Do not sniffy, you look after the sense and the
pounds follow saying themselves I adore him, I really really do.
But my god, he's cheap.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Come on, dad, I was just saying that ninety bucks
sucks compared to you. But how cheap is your dad?
What are we talking?

Speaker 3 (41:49):
He uses a toothbrush for nearly I would say a year,
and in you know, Eliza, being and dentist, you'd know
that that's not great. He's even been known to, you know,
when you use a toothbrush and the bristles sort of
fly out to the sides, and that's when he means
it's brushing too hard, but you stoos to get rid
of them, then yeah, definitely, I mean like four bucks.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
No, he doesn't get rid of him. He snips those ones.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Offten scissors, that's gee.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
He's also been known to use the other end of
the toothbrush when they're really bad and use them as
a little steak for his ceilings, just at the start
when they're starting to.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Grow, as in to plant things up the side of toothbrushes. Yeah,
sticks exist. You know.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
When when I go home, I mean would I go home,
there will quite often be a little white a saucer
with a tea bag on it, because he'll be using
the tea bag again.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
He'll use the tea bag again.

Speaker 8 (42:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (42:42):
Is he.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Someone like he worked his whole life?

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, he works his backside.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
But he's got no he worked cleaner for us, like
work to the cleaner for so long. He worked as
a public servant for so long.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Can I see so hard? I think that a lot
of people might be able to relate to this. I
can see your dad being a tight ass, and I'll
raise you my dad being a tighter and Dad, I don't.
Reckon has bought a new pair of sneakers for the
last decade, because for the last decade we've had the
same shoe size. And whenever I finished with a pair

(43:19):
of sneakers, and when I say finished with, I mean
I've worn the grips off the bottom of it. I'm
not wearing them for two weeks and getting rid of them.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
You had them to him and he just uses the slippers.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
There's holes in them. And Dad goes, I have them
and I'll rock up there to dinner. No, not even that,
he'll wear them out, wear my old sneakers out with
his jeans. Oh yeah, they're comfy, they're worn in, they're perfect,
They're exactly what I need. So Dad hasn't brought a
pair of sneakers for a decade.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Do you think it's genetic?

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Certainly when I was coming, when I was a Yunish student,
I was so tight.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Okay, I'm now going to stop you there, Vigo button
pushing Bergo, Can you join us?

Speaker 5 (43:57):
He said, he used to be tight?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Still you reckon? I got you a seven dollar sausage
in the garden at fringe time by your bee, not
even thanks. That is wrong. That's just a lie, Okayte,
that is just a lie. Ali will like, how's this?
Last night? We're at trivia and I I said to Ali,
do you want to drink? She goes, no, I don't,

(44:20):
but I'll go buy you one. And I'm like, no,
I can buy my own drink.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
You went up to the bar, didn't even offer anyone offer.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
My wife a drink either own money. She makes it.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
There ain't one, O, two three.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Come on out out out the cheapest person.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
You know.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
We've just outed max perfect and I feel quite good
for it.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
That wasn't where I thought that was going. But we
like to talk about other people, and she preferably dads
and stuff.

Speaker 8 (44:47):
Not me.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
And you're going to want to call into because we'll
give you free stuff. Double passes in Dean Lewis when
he's in a day.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Calling now and if I like, you'll buy It's just
what I do. Yeah, it's just what I do.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
London. No, he won't. We don't.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Max and Ali in the morning.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast Shop.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
We've been talking about cheap people tight the ones that
don't really you know, love parting.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
With their money. Ali's father the bristles on his brush
when they start to bend outwards. My father exclusively west
my old sneakers because he doesn't want to buy his own.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
And then we worked out there Max doesn't bobies for
other people, but that's okay.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
One two three, Kim from Stefard, you're dobbing in someone
very close to you.

Speaker 7 (45:38):
My card asked twin brother.

Speaker 9 (45:42):
Why we went to my cousin's funeral when he was bragging.

Speaker 7 (45:47):
Had he just come out one seven grand on the pokage.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
We're having lunch and we thought we'll have a coffee.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Quite kill you.

Speaker 12 (45:53):
We're we're not shutting your coffee.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
I like you Card, He's just one seven grand.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Do you know what I love about this?

Speaker 15 (46:02):
Kim.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
When you go to funerals, it makes you realize what's
really important and it's nine times out and then people
around you and family, brother, listen.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
To your love, Kim. You've got me wrong, chart, give
you all great.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Bring us up about anything anytime. Okay, Kim, We'll get
more of them on the line at zoom thirty one,
O two three.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Who's the cheapest person?

Speaker 10 (46:33):
You know?

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Those double passon Dean Lewis for a caller of the
day man. She's guys flustered him.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
In the morning show nix On.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
We've started celebrating the cheap people in our lives and
we absolutely adore and love them.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Started with both of our parents, I think.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Yeah, you've got to say we started with our dad's
alice cut. Laugh is the third time I've said on
air I still think it's funny. He cuts the bristles
off of his toothbrush for they start to bend out
so you can use a straight bristle at the bottom.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
And Max's dad just insists somewhearing Max's old sneakers if
though they've got holes in them.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Yeah, out to special dates and stuff. They're comfortable and
I don't know Sneakers.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Lana from Selig's Beach. Okay, who's the person in your life?

Speaker 12 (47:23):
Oh, it started off with my grandfather actually, when you
were just saying it's our parents, it was definitely my grandparents.
And we grew up in like country Victoria and my
grandfather remember it. I was like the three and he
used to take me down to the bush with the
big old green bins that they used to have back
in the eighties like that shops has now, and he
would just pick me up and throw me in the
bins and tell me to dig. So I'd have to

(47:44):
like dig through these giant garbage bins full of rubbish
to throw it all the cans that I could fly collect.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
For recycling, sorry, collecting for recycling.

Speaker 12 (47:54):
Well back in those days as well, I think like
as you earned money for a certain amount of weight
you got with the can, Like I would have to
dig through these big old garbage bins while he was
on the ground collecting all the cans in the like
a burlap sack, and then we walked back through the
bush and then I'd have to crush them all with
him as well, just so he could earn the money. Yeah,
And it was like I look at it now and
I'm like, how the hell did I survive?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
You just took me straight back.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
My dad used to take me to building sites up
and yeah, right, and I've been in Queensland wore thongs.
I vividly remember a nail going straight through my foot
and Dad saying, just hand me the cans.

Speaker 11 (48:31):
I wanted to move on.

Speaker 12 (48:34):
Yeah, And so then then from my grandfather it passed
on to my father and say, the only trip I
got to do with my father once a week was
to go down the local tip and then yeah, he
made sure you've got your shoes on, girl, and your gloves.
Now go climb and he'd like he'd be like doing
a dodgy, like pretending he's emptying rubbish and whatever.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
He send me off. Oh yeah, in the in the tit.

Speaker 12 (48:56):
Like just I crack everywhere to go and climb up
on the dump pole, digging out copper and recyclables and cans,
and he's just dragging them back. He's like a look
out and I'm just sitting there and he's like deep girl,
And it just kept reminding me back to my grandfather.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Lana, I think you and I need to go and
meet up.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
For a quiet baby somewhere and have a bit of
therapy together.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Fun.

Speaker 12 (49:20):
You know, I just look at my kids nowadays, I'm like,
how did I survive?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
It's fun, but it's also not. Kelly in Salisbury, who's
the cheap person in your life?

Speaker 5 (49:34):
My grandfather?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
What do you doing?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (49:37):
My god, we're moving him?

Speaker 6 (49:39):
And I said, okay, we're all done, now let's go.

Speaker 12 (49:42):
He goes back in with a step ladder and.

Speaker 9 (49:43):
He starts unscrewing the light bulbs.

Speaker 12 (49:47):
I said, what are you doing. Oh, they're mine. I'm
taking them.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
You take everything that's not bolted down, even took the
think plugs.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
He'd take the pane off the walls if you could.

Speaker 10 (50:03):
Kelly, don't worry.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Becky in Christy Downs. Who's the cheapest person that you've met?

Speaker 8 (50:11):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Yeah, guy, I knew. Going back several years ago, there
was a major accident and it was involving a motorcyclist.
And while everybody was attending to the motorcyclist and everything
like that, he pulled up and he saw the coins
all over the road that are talling out of the
guy's pocket and he was running around, darting in and
out of the traffic, grabbing all the coins and pocketing. No, Becky,

(50:36):
and the guy's a millionaire.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
I suppose that's how he got there, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Oh you're not wrong, thank you, Becky.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
I think someone on the ground fighting for their life
and this guy's taking their loose change. What are we doing?

Speaker 15 (50:52):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Now?

Speaker 5 (50:53):
They're going to have to swipe his card.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
At the hospital.

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Naxson ally in the morning.

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