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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Adelaide's Fun breakfast show Max Andale in the Morning Mix one.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Tip three Maximally in the morning. It's eight past six
seventeen degrees right now, cloudy top to twenty two around
Adelaide today. We're here thanks to the Hospital Research Home Lottery.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
That was our soundtrack of the day.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Hailey Peace and We've both come today with stories that
we want to share with the people of Adelaide and
they are both to do with birds, chickens in particular exactly.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
Isn't it funny that we both have chicken stories today
in scenc oh can we do a chicken off?

Speaker 6 (00:33):
Who has the better chicken story? Go on, all right,
I'm going to start. Are you ready? Okay?

Speaker 5 (00:38):
This happened yesterday and this is possibly one of the
grossest things that has happened in a chicken story in Brisbane.
I won't say the name of the burger joint because
you know, I don't want to get sued for mesbe listeners. Yes,
no about because it's a national burger company. So a
burger company. The man went and brought on just have

(01:00):
a chicken burger. Thanks, gets in his car driving off,
He's like, yes, you know that moment when you're about
to dive into your chicken burger and the salivating start.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
On the weekend, driving home from foot he got some McDonald's. Yeah,
let's go.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
You can taste that mayo that they have and the
crispy lettuce and all that kind of stuff. And as
you dive into that burger, you just know the taste
because it's supposed to be the same every time.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's a comfortable hug. It is carbs, so.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Much carbs and so many little fat drops in there.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's not good for you.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Anyway, he dives into his burger and goes, hang on,
what this is weird?

Speaker 6 (01:36):
This this chicken has a weird texture.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
So then he went and said, okay, I just need
to cut this open just to see what's wrong with
the chicken. He cut it open, and the chicken was completely.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Raw, oh pink.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
And you know, when you're cooking chicken, it's not like
you go, oh, have a rare piece of chicken. Please,
you want like a blue piece of chicken. It has
to be white. It has to be white. There can't
be even a glimmer of pink.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
So this is disgusting.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
This chicken patty is one of the ones that's like
crumbed or whatever, so you can't tell from the outside
that it's uncooked.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
No, cut it open. Pink yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
So and I as I read this story, I had
massive flashbacks to when I was in year seven and
I was like, oh, I'm gonna mum, I'm really independent.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
I'm going to do my own lunch. So I got
out of the freezer. I was like, I'm going to
get some like those little snitties from the freezer.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
This is great.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
I'm just gonna have like snitties for lunch.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Bread fronties and keito diet.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
So I got to school and it thought out and
I was like, this is excellent. I can't wait to
dive into my chicken. Same thing happened completely raw inside.
Oh they were frozen, frozen, uncooked. Yep, I'll see you
in pink chicken.

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
I had to borrow money the touch shop that day.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Was so sad.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
That's my chicken story.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay, I've got one for you.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
The headline is schoolworker jailed after stealing a million pounds
worth of chicken weeks.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
What so two million Australian dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
So this is a woman in actually she's in Illinois,
in Chicago, in a poverty stricken suburb. Really, she's a
touch shop lady, and she stole over the course of
a few years, at the heart of the COVID pandemic,
she started doing this. She stole two million dollars worth
of chicken wings, more than eleven thousand cases of wings

(03:24):
from the school that she was working at. And all
of these wings were meant to be going out to
the impoverished children, and when they were in COVID, they
were doing like meals at home. So she's buying all
these wings to cook and sent to people's homes. But
then she was just taking the boxes home and on
the selling on marketbab.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
So she was making money from the wings.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
She was making money from the wings, and no one
realized until like three years in when the business manager
of the school, who clearly hadn't been.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Doing a very good job previously.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
It was in a second our food costs are five
hundred thousand some dollars open.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
During a routine order and they picked her up. She
got nine years in prison stealing chicken.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Nine years in prison for stealing eleven thousand cases of chicken.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Would they have like video surveilence.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Did she just popped in her handbag every day like
a new like batch was in.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Charge of the cargo van. She'd picked them all up.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
And I suppose you need the van to deliver all
of the chicken wings to the children around the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
And she wasn't.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Wow, are you sure that it was a woman?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
How dare you do you mean?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
I was going to say a.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Bit of self help here. I'm going to use you
both and the people of Adelaide. Really am I a psycho?

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Okay? Continue?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
There is a story to it. It's not just a
question I'm putting out into the world for no reason.
Last week you were talking about you and your dog,
and you make your dog feel better when it's sick
by wearing a cone on your head.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
When she's a cone. Yeah, it does make it feel better.
She loves it.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I don't know that she does.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
But anyway, last weekend, no, maybe last Friday, I've come
home during the middle of the day and Eliza, my wife,
has set me a message saying can you walk the dog?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
And I don't have time to walk the dog.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I've come home from here, I'm running in, I get
changed and I had to go straight to Chail tell
we had something on. So Maris. When I get home,
our Grudle is like he's buzzy. He's always buzzing to
see us.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
When we get home, he bound down the hallway absolutely
big feat.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
As soon as I pushed the button to open the
garage door, I can see his head pokes up, looks
through the front window, goes yep, car there, and then
runs around to the garage door where I walk into
the house.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Isn't that the best feeling?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Isn't it?

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Love?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Honestly, I could have gone out and murdered a hundred
people and walk home covered in blood and people be.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Like, oh my god, this is the best. I'm excited
to see you again.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
So I walk in and he's buzzing, and I'm like, sorry, mate,
no time for a walk today.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
And I felt really bad for him because he's going.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
To be sitting at home, is not going to go six.
I'm gonna go home to six and excuse me. We
try and find something for him to do on the
days that we can't walk him, and usually he's got
like little toys he can play with, or like a
little thing that he can bat and maybe treats will
come out of it. And I'm like, no, what, it's
long day for you today, Morris. It's given me a
special day and we'll try and make it special for you.

(06:20):
Go and see over on your mat. I sat him
down and he was watching me. I got out a
whole bunch of treats and I was like putting him
on the floor, and then I was putting him on
like the bookshelf, and then little treasure hunt, a little
treasure hunt from some on the table, some like in
the laundry, some outside because go doggy or he can
go outside because.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
You had no time.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
That sounds like a lot of times.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I ran around.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I ran around, dropping all these things off, and then
I was like, this is pretty this is pretty good
adventure for Morris that he's about to Yeah, that's quite fun.
And you're sitting there waiting and just about believe. I'm like,
you know what, I'm the top it off for him.
So I put on some music for Morris for his quest.
I put a Lord of the Rings music on for

(07:01):
Laws because he's got like.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
A Google speaker or whatever. The rings.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Morris sets off, I say, all right, so later, mate, okay,
and then Okay is like, go.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
So he's off finding treats and I'm driving.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Frog from the Ring fro Do Okay.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Like, and he's got this music playing. And then I
get to work and I look at my phone and
I can see on Spotify that the music is still
playing at home, and I'm like, you know what, he's
probably found all the treats.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Find out that he's probably in the mood.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
So on Spotify, I've opened up the audio book and
Morris spent the rest of the day at home listening
to The Lord of the Rings audio.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Three Rings under the Sky, seven for the Dwarf Lords
in their Halls of Stone, nine for Mortal Men.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Right, tell me you have like video camera at your
watching him.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Listen, So I'm picturing him sort of sitting there cross
legged like a kid in school, like looking up at
the speaker. By the end of the day, he's listened
to the first four hours of The Lord of the
So what do you reckon? Pretty normal stuff?

Speaker 5 (08:18):
I love that doesn't pretty normal stuff.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Is freaking amazing. That's actually making me and me love
you more.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
I love that we have been fixated like the rest
of the world. On ray Gun, the Australian breakdancer who
went over there to Paris in the Olympics, and she
had some moves.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, she gave it a red hot crack.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
She did. Some people like me question maybe she was
our best choice.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
I think everybody questioned that.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yep. And some people, well I mean some people defending her. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Well she has friends, she has her friends and family. Yeah,
who would love what she did? Right?

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, I'm not sure about them all.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
But we need speak to someone who knows her personally,
someone who studied with her.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
She is, of course an academic.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
She's in the academic world studying breakdancing as well as
doing it. It's a whole weird thing. But someone who
has studied with her is doctor Nazney.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Great.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
All right, Now, I know she's your friend and the
world has been somewhat laughing at her.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
What are your thoughts? How does that make you feel?

Speaker 8 (09:23):
Hey, leave her alone? I think to explore it a
little bit more. My first reaction was I when, like,
when I saw what she did, I was like a
bit stunned.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, look that's.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Bold, mate, And then I just was like, I know
her character and then Noah, as a person, she's like
she's a hell of her person. She's like a really
really decent person, tough as nails and always say'd like, dude,
I'm behind her one.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
You're laughing right now, doctor.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Doctor Nas. It sounds like you're towing a line.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Between getting the entertainment out of it that a lot
of people have got and trying to defend her. How
do you guys know each other? Let's set that up,
doctor Nas. How do you guys know each other exactly?

Speaker 8 (10:06):
So, like we've known each other since I think twenty eleven,
and we we're a part of I as them, which
is the International Association of the Study of Popular Music,
right the A and Z division, And basically we have
conferences every year and go for about three days. But
the difference is, I ask them, conference is our parties

(10:29):
because we all really hang out a lot and we
go out.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Dancing, Doctor Nas.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
You get really tight with these people at conferences, and
you're in the academic world. And we know that Regan
now girl has written like a thesis on break dancing
and the politics of sports and everything in between.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Some people are saying, looking.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
At her dance that she's gone over there almost as
like in experiments. So she can write some has some
content for a next thesis.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
Okay. I have her wish though, that she may have
been doing some kind of political critique, which in the
days to come to do with both selection process and
how things are judged. I think that I could be
wrong about this, but I think that she's actually having
having a dig on some level too how.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Things are marked excellent. That's what we want to know.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
And but is this the appropriate forum for that?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
She was she was Pixar, But we want to see
our best of the best, like winning golds and we've
had such a great games and reg get the next I.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Have something to say about that, right go on. I
think we've got bigger things that we can go into.
I'm not going to say that you're that you're wrong.
And when you say I'm timing the line I think
you were supposed to allow. Did you see the look up?
Did you see the lock on her?

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Say?

Speaker 8 (11:49):
Yeah, she is a really joyful person who knew she
was being vilified by these The judges just slaughtered you.
We've gotten there as a thirty six year old knowing
like just knowing what that means in terms of your body.
I mean, you could see by the way, she's been
training for a long time, right, So like she she's
look at her neck, look at her gloats, look at

(12:10):
her shoulders like she was like, you know, she's but
she isn't eighteen. And I think she would have gotten
there and gone, I've got no chance. I am going
to go out there. I'm going to test the waders
and then I'm going to I'm going to do what. Yeah,
I'm going to do whatever I can with what I've got.
I've got creativity, I've got shimer. She is auzzy, so

(12:33):
we do like to have a bit of a laugh.
And I think what she would have done is if
I'm going to come last, I'm going to do it
on my own turn.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Yeah, yet I'm going to go down baby doptain Naz.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Thank you, we're out of time, man, Thank you so
much for having a chat with us.

Speaker 8 (12:46):
No, thanks a lot, Max and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Right now, Hayley Peters with the news. What's going on?

Speaker 5 (12:51):
All right, let's start with a little bit of Dancing
with the Stars, don't yeah, no finale last night. If
you have been a dig to this show, as my
mum has been for the last twenty seven years, you probably.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Would have known that this is a spoiler alert. By
the way, last later on are you okay? Yeah, go
out of the room.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Australia's darling Lisa mckune one Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Our girl Lise had her on before Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
She was up and about. She was all trying to
talk herself down.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
She's actually one of the most beautiful people. Is that
she She's so kind and giving. She was up against
Samantha Jade in the very end, but this is her
reaction to winning and including how she's going to share
this amazing prize with her dance partner.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
This one's so beautiful, but there's only one. What happens
Like he's going back to the UK?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
What happens enjoyed by correspondence six months.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
On, six months off? Hey you reckon?

Speaker 4 (13:47):
No, they're going to I just can't help but feel
like I'm watching like Blue Heelers or something.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
No Astralia.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
She's like the female version of alf alf from flamen
Glass him Glass.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Okay, let's move along to my favorite Madonna. She's having
a Cherry schedual birthday. She's turning one hundred and seventy five.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
We were all thinking of.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
She's turning sixty six and she's having the best but
party ever at Pompei.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
She's hiring out Pompeii.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
This is big, you know, Pompeii, so famous city.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
She wanted to have it in old as yes, two.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Over two thousand years ago.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, that was aware about.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
So it's a very.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Ancient city and she she wants to have a massive
party there with five hundred A listers.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Katie Perry is going to be there, Orlando Bloom, all
their favorites and she's going to perform. That's like Italy
the actual, Like everyone in.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Italy is getting up in arms because she's only hired
it for thirty thousand euro, which I think is actually quite.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Expensive, but they're saying it's cheap, and she hasn't been
there since.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Preserves are going to be there like Moses.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
Moving on, Moving on to the Spy Skirls.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Now, if you are like me and are still obsessed
with the Spy Skirls and still waiting for that amazing reunion,
you're going to be upset because Jerry Halliwell has pulled
the plug on new plans for the Spy Skirls to
get back together.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
After her and mel b are having a big fight.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
They Watcher's gig, but mel said, no way, that's mine.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
The thing is with the Spice girls has always been posh.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
It's always said no. And theory is she could. She
was the one that couldn't sing. Baby's never had an
issue with them coming back, but Jerry's always been for it,
and now she's not.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Apparently, Mel wrote on her Instagram for.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Her birthday, Happy seventy fifth Birthday, alongside a series of
unflattering photos of her from her heyday. Oh god, it's
it's not very nice. They're not part of the system.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Great grandchildren.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Oh god, it's really funny and really mean.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
That's two point three maximally in the morning. Haley Pearson
filling in Valley Clark.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
I've been dying to talk about this since last year's
Christmas party because at the Crystal Party, you get you
just get the best of people. Candy is what I'm
going to call them, and you'll see why I'm calling
them candy in a second. As one of the great
stories that I've ever heard, Candy.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Good morning, Candy.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Can you please tell us the story about the time
that you were away on a trip with a friend
in the United States.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
I can you got a new job?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I did?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I did. So.

Speaker 9 (17:00):
I was in New Orleans on Bourbon Street. So like
Bourbon Street is the like Heinley Street of New Orleans, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
But way better.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
So we're just having a few bevies and this woman
approaches us and she says, oh, hey, you els want
to make some money. So, you know, we look pretty
poor at that point. We were backpacking, so obviously I
said yes.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
You said yes before you knew what it was for.

Speaker 9 (17:23):
Yep, yeah, yep, I did.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
I was twenty six, some fancy free.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
We're backpacking with a mate. We're just like, you know what, yolo,
let's go.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah, let's make some money in your absolutely yeah yeah.

Speaker 9 (17:37):
So followed her as you do follow strangers, and she
took us to this new club. We quickly learned that
it was a strip joint and she needed some entertainers
because she had none.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Right, oh my goodness. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
So we were pretty drunk at this point, so we
said all right, cool. She threw us some lacey underwear
some vodka and said pick a song.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Oh my gosh, you were on stage.

Speaker 9 (18:02):
Yes, I thought, you know what, would be good to
shake my money maker too, So I picked.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
So is there any bit of you at this point?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
It's going you know what, now that I know what
I'm making money for, I sort of want to back out.

Speaker 9 (18:13):
Or absolutely so she like played it up. They would
make a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
So, but also, did you kind of think I'm in
New Orleans, no one's gonna know me.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
Does it really matter?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Well?

Speaker 9 (18:23):
I thought that until I looked into the crowd and
most of the hostel was in there.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Wow, what happened?

Speaker 6 (18:31):
It was Beyonce crazy in love? You know, good one.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I th absolutely good one.

Speaker 9 (18:36):
I just to make it clear as well, like underwear
did not come off, just the acruna matatas.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
They really went off this.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Yeah you did well, you're stripping, you know. I mean,
I want them to pay. I needed money. I was
backpacking and where were they putting the money? Were they
doing it putting at me?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (18:56):
So there was a part we were on stage. It
was the worst thing you've ever seen in your life?

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Yeah, because if you're not used to pole dancing, it's
quite awkward.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Right.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Oh yeah, So just to be clear for the people
at home, you've never done anything like this.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
No, and not since like and you, I mean, you're
away with your mate, let's go for it.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
But at the same time, you're not a regular, You're
not usually taking your clothes off for money.

Speaker 9 (19:18):
And not in front of strangers.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
How much did you make?

Speaker 9 (19:21):
I made twelve dollars and a free pizza.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
You're worth so much more than twelve dollars. Yes, it
was the best pizza for my life.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
So you've gone on there, You've done it. Someone's thrown
essentially twelve one dollar notes at you. You've walked off stage,
heading hands, but not heading hands because twelve dollars is
better than zero.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Dollars works closing hands, really your hands.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
You've sat down, they brought out a pizza, free pizza,
free pizza, free pizza, and then they didn't ask you
to go back on stage.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
No, and I'm not surprised by that far out.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
That is such a cool story.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
How'd you feel any regrets or were you like, I'm
glad I did that.

Speaker 9 (20:03):
I happen regret at the end, but now it's just
a really blund Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
So they're those experiences that you will have for the
rest of your life. This is what you've got to say. Yes,
to more things.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
Yeah, it was a yes man. And now you know
drunkenly told Max that story.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
And here we are on the radio.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
All right, we want to know about your craziest holiday story.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Thirty one O two three. Come and call us. We
do have one hundred.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Dollars IgA voucher up for grabs for caller of the day.
Your crazy holiday stories. When were you overseas and you
just throw caution to the wind and.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
You and you often do because you feel like I
can do anything. It's almost like you're in a dream.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Stuff it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to
dance on stage. You know what. I'm gonna say yes
to this woman who said, hey, you guys want to
make some money. Yeah, that's want to make some money.
I do.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
I want a holiday. I'm gonna do it. Thirteen one
O two three. Have you've got a story for all right?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Tattoos, weddings and near death experiences, will take them all.
Give call mix one or two point three. It's maximally
in the morning.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Come and tell us what is the craziest thing that
has happened to you on whole The craziest thing you've done?
When did you throw caution to the wind and go
you know what, I'm here, stuff it, I'm doing it.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
This isn't usually me, yep, but I'm on holidays.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
I had it in Byron Bay when I was about
twenty one.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Dad's always told me never ever get in the car
with anyone, never hitch hike.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
And I was like, I really want to go to
the beach shop. When I was in.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Byron so the beach shop. I had to go to
the beach.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Shop because I was marry jewelry, Hessian Jewelry. So I
hitchhiked with my best friend. We were in this car,
this little gross ute and I looked below and there's
an axe, there's a sore, there's no promised to God,
hand on heart.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
He was fine.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
In fact, I got angry because he didn't drop me
at the door of the jewelry shop.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
He dropped me on the highway. I'm still dangerous, right.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yeah, And you wouldn't do it. But you're on holidays,
you throw caution to the wind. Alicia in Hewitt, I
think you've been in a similar situation, maybe to Hailey.

Speaker 10 (21:55):
Yes, Hi, guys, So we were in Melbourne and we
were at a restaurant. Me and my sister and she
had a vodka and raspberry and then she started like
swelling up and she was covered in a rash and
we were freaking out, and some random guy next to
us said, Hey, I'm a doctor, I can take you
to hospital. And my sister, being stupid at the time,
she's like, oh, okay, well let's go. So she just

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got in this random man's car without any identification or anything.
She's in the front seat. I'm in the back seat thinking, well,
you know, the odds are better than like two against
one is better than you know, because I'm thinking this
man's I'm thinking this man is a serial killer and
he's just preyed on some girl. And I'm thinking to myself, well,
if he starts acting shady, I'm just going to start strangling.

(22:39):
And I'm just going to start And my sister's in
the front like not a care in the world, thinking
yet all good, and I'm in the back calculating my
every move, what I'm going to do everything. And he
started going down alleyway, so I had my bracelets off
and I'm thinking I'm going to strangle him with this.
I'm going to do this.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
To punch him.

Speaker 10 (22:58):
I had it all, I had all calculate. It turns
out he was actually a doctor and he did save
my sister's life. So I was just thing like how
far was I going to go for her? And she
was in the front seat, so blase, Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
I love that story.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Oh very good, and I'm so glad just did alive
to tell the story today.

Speaker 10 (23:16):
Thank you me too, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Everyone at home.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Jess in Salisbury, North Jess, have you got a.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Crazy thing that you just you just sense it on holidays?
What happened?

Speaker 11 (23:29):
So I thought it would be a really good idea
because my mom had obviously hired a moped scooter while
we were in Bali when I was fourteen, and I
thought it'd be funny. I'd never ridden anything but a bike,
like a normal bicycle with two wheels before, and I
just jumped on and I was just going to ride
it to her in the hotel car park, not realizing
that the break doesn't work when you hold the throttle down.

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I think I panicked a little bit, held the throttle
down and flipped.

Speaker 12 (23:54):
The bike harp hit probably about.

Speaker 11 (23:56):
Seven other bikes. Yeah, mortifying, But then the bike flipped
up and landed on top of me crushed my ankle.

Speaker 13 (24:08):
I had no doubt.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
You had to go to hospital.

Speaker 11 (24:10):
Yes, yeah, so the hotel staff called Neigbolance. I was
unconscious at this point. I woke up for a little bit.
They'd put ice in my hand. I'm not sure why
I think to try and wake me up. And yeah,
I went through all the crazy traffic to the Western Hospital. Yeah,
I broke my ankle. That was two days into our

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fourteen day holiday.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
So the same is here.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yes, is that if you're here in Adelaide, if you're
up there in salisby North and someone says how you
guys want to rent scooters and just scoot up and
down the Stelisbury Highway, You're.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Not doing it, are you? No, you're on holiday.

Speaker 11 (24:48):
So when I after I obviously got out of the
hospital and was on crutches and stuff like that, I
jumped straight back on the back of mom's bike and
had a crutch under each arm. Well, we were riding
around by Yes, if we weren't letting it affect our.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Holiday, Thank you much, Sarah in Hackem. We're talking about
crazy holiday stories. What happened to you?

Speaker 14 (25:11):
Okay? So my husband and I went to Vega, sorry
La in two thousand and two, and we decided what
we wanted to do was go to Vegas and we'll
go in a stretch limo. So we're just get in
the car and it's free drinks, free or whatever. So
we're knocking back as quick as possible, and we're driving
through Beverly Hills, like just in the shopping district, and

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we're stopped at the lights and all these tourists are
taking photos of this, of the of the limo, and
I'm thinking, what are they doing? So first I stuck
a hand down, did a little queen hand and we're
going eight they're going crashes, yeah, and I thought, you
know what, no one knows me. So down comes the window,
off comes the bra and I'm shaking them and look

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on my husband's face from horror turned to laughter. And
then he drops his dack and sticks his butt out
the window, and these tourists are going nuts and they're
just taking loads of photos. So somewhere there's his ass
and my boobs all over the internet, and god knows
who's got them.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yes, a bunch of Japanese tourists and went to l
A one time, just got pictures of your tarts at home, Sarah.

Speaker 14 (26:25):
Here, they must have thought we were someone famous, but
I mean now we are.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
You went from the Queen handy.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Yes, yeah, thank you, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
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We got introducing baby boom nappies and nappy pants. They're
now available at I g A. You can spend on
whatever you want, all right.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
We're giving you a hundred dollars I g A voucher
for being one of our calls of the day today.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Sarah.

Speaker 14 (26:51):
Oh, thank you so much. That's awesome thing. Being the
Queen paid off.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Yes, a bit of skin do whatever you wanted I
g A.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
But also for or your baby needs available selected I
GA stores.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Wollstocks last, and we're not done with Color of the
Day because we've got another one to give you. Yeah,
so I keep calling if you've got crazy holiday stories,
because we've got more backed up.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Halee Peerson feeling for Ali Clark with an embarrassing husband.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Well, yeah, if you.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Have a partner or a parent or someone that you
love that likes to embarrass you with you, because this happens,
It's actually happened my whole life because it's not just
my husband. My dad's been doing it since I was born,
and they do it to each other, and my husband
does it to me regularly.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
And it's happened twice in about a week now, and.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Both times were speaker phone incident. The Okay, so the
first time, I'm sitting at the hairdressers and I'm getting
by the way, yeah, no, this is me.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
This is gross. My hair's all buffy and fowl. This
was on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Also, I agree. I agree with you whenever you think
about how you look.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Thanks Matt.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
So I'm getting my hair washed and I'm talking to
him at Saturday morning.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
I'm on speakerphone.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
I'm like, we're just doing logistics of sport that day,
working out who's going to go to do what whatever.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
And I said to him, I.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Always will say, which is the rule I'm on speakerphone
because you never know what they're going to say.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
It's just calmon courtesy. It's like when you got someone
in the car with you on bluetooth.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Always the first thing you say is you're on speaker
or maxis in the car.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
In the car with me.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah, yeah, So I'm on speakerphone talking to him.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
Hairs being washed.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Then we walk over to where I'm going to go
and get it dried, still on speaker phone, sit down,
my beautiful girl's they're about to dry my hair. And
I said, yeah, all good, I'll see you soon, trying
to wrap it up because I just wanted to get
on the phone, and he goes, oh, do you hang on?
Do you still want me to get that hemorrhoid cream?
And I'm like, ha ha, it's a good that's my husband.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yeah, he's just being silly. That's just that's Jimmy, honestly.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Speaker phone, such classic gags. I drove on Friday night,
just gone. Jodi, who I work with at Channel ten,
was on a rival radio station to us. I drove
her into the city, dropped her off somewhere. Eliza called
me my wife on the way there, and I was like,
I got Jody in the car and then I had
like a beat and I was like, so, don't tell
her how much you hate her like you usually talk

(29:11):
to me.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
You got to make these jokes, right, It's that panic
of like, oh my god, what are they going to say?

Speaker 6 (29:19):
And then it happened a second time.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
I was actually on my way here not to do
the show, but just during the day, went to just
to hang out, went to Macis on the in the
drive through when I's been road high, was ordering my
skinny dirty Chie, so I'm dirty, so I'm there, you
know that's my order. So I'm like, Hi, can I
please get a skinny dirty Chie and a bottle of
water please?

Speaker 6 (29:40):
And she's like, will that be the lot? Jimmy's on
the phone to me at the time.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
It threw my car now this time, and then yeah,
nice and loud, so she goes, will that be the lot?
And then he says, your husband has a massive car.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
I'm like, yeah, that's it, thank you, thank you so much.
And then next window, no, well then she doesn't.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
You've got to see her at the next window to
pay exactly. And nothing was ever said. Really, this is
what happens in my life.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
My dad at the Havelock.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
You'd drop us off at the Havelock when I was eighteen,
and you know how cool you were, and you're heavy
and into the exchange, and then Dad had this routine
where he drop us off and then yell out of
the car.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Don't begin to wipe your bar. It's not funny.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
Dad, that's not funny, it's very good.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Maxims ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
All right, good morning, We've got ten grand up grabs
right now.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
We know I'd love to give it to Isabelle and Osborn.
Good morning, Isabelle. What are you going to spend this
ten thousands?

Speaker 6 (30:47):
I would love to spend it on taking my little
family on a vacation somewhere, get out of this cold weather,
somewhere sunny, oh, like Fiji or somewhere somewhere.

Speaker 10 (30:57):
Oh my god, that sounds amazing.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Yes, and you could easily do that for ten k
you could do that. Behalf of that.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Sahara absolutely, Sahara, Yeah, sit in the desert. Yeah, that'd
be one way to do it. I wouldn't do that, Isabelle.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Anyway, we are going to jump into the ten thousand
dollar minute. Haley is going to run you through all
of these little rules. Everyone who doesn't know how to play,
I'm a mean rule master.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
All right, you have ten questions, Isabelle, sixty seconds, ten.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
Dollars for every correct answer.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
If you get all ten right and sixty seconds, you
win ten thousand dollars. We have to accept your first answer,
so think about it before you lock it in and
if you pass on a question, we'll come back to
you if there's time.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
A right, yeah, think about it, but don't think about
it for too long because it's only sixty seconds. Don't ponder,
got to get through it Youah, no pondering, umming, no
r ring.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
All right, let's do this. Isabelle in Osborne. You're ready
to play. I good luck. Your ten thousand dollars minute
starts now true or false? We're currently living in daylight
savings time? What is the currency of Spain?

Speaker 10 (32:00):
Fuck?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Which bird is often associated with delivering babies?

Speaker 14 (32:05):
Oh? Dork?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
What's the first name shared by actresses Hudson, Winslet and Bosworth.
Which AFL team does former Crow Patrick dangerfield captain.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Carlton?

Speaker 3 (32:18):
What is the name of the force holding us on Earth? Gravity?

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Who was announced as leader of the South Australian Liberal
Party yesterday?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Which basketballer passed away in a helicopter accident in twenty
twenty Kobe Bryan? What is seven times four.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Twenty eight? Who are Jessica and Lisa Oliasso better known as.

Speaker 12 (32:45):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
What is the currency of Spain Europe? Who was announced
as leader of the South Australian Liberal Party yesterday.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
You did so well, girl, you were on fire. Oh
my god, that was excellent. Let's start with all the
things you got right, and you got a lot right.
So true or false? We're currently in daylight saving time? False? Correct?

Speaker 5 (33:10):
What is the currency of Spain euro? You said yes?
Which bird is often associated with delivering babies? You said stalk?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Nice?

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Correct?

Speaker 5 (33:19):
What name is shared by actress Hudson Winslet Bosworth?

Speaker 6 (33:23):
You said Kate, Yes, yep. How did you get gravity
is the force that's holding us on earth?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Kobe Bryant, Yes he died.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Maybe that you said Kobe Bryan, But I'm going to
assume that it's just a bad line and you mean Bryan.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, great, that's what I thought.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
And seven times for is twenty eight?

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
You named former Crowpatrick Dangerfield as a captain of Carlton.
He's actually, unfortunately, the captain of Geelong.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Blues is.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
The leader announced yesterday of the South Australian Liberal Party
is Vincent Tarzi. The Taz we're calling him, and Jessica
and Lisa orly Aso are better known as the Bronicas.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Do you know what you got? Seven out of ten there,
that was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
We haven't hit seven for a while.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Seventy bucks, isabel and you know what you're paying great,
you need to spend that seventy dollars somewhere. Let's give
you some Royal Yes, why not, Isabelle, head along to
the Royal lad show, go and see our Haunted House,
our House of Horrors.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah, nice, scary. We'll give you those tickets as well
as your seventy bucks.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
And if you're listening to this going, I could have
got all those questions right. Make sure you call tomorrow
because we're going to do it again tomorrow exactly.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
All right, it is your family pastor the roy and
Theed's show is well well done. Are you ready to
go where else but the show? Book tickets at the
show dot com dot or food Land and Maxnelly's Haunted
House presented by Hollywood Horrors. We'll get you into that
as well.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Thanks for playing Isabelle, all.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Right, Maxidally in the Morning Mix one and two point three,
Hailey Pierson filling in twelve minutes past eight, Good.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Morning, thirteen one O two three. We would like to
know what have you not had the heart to tell someone?
Because we were chuckling along yesterday to a story that
we saw online about a woman who wakes up at
six am makes her husband's work lunch every day a
beautiful thing. She tries so hard, like I'm just picturing

(35:19):
a lunch box. Same cutner into triangles, cut the crusts off.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
Yeah, the apples are all cut up into quarters.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Throwing a little musically bar a little bit of yo, a.

Speaker 6 (35:28):
Little bit of your little muffin on the side.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, got a little sweety.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
And then he goes to work with his little pre
made lunch, doesn't eat lunch, has been doing it for years,
just goes and buys lunch like down at the local
deli king. Yeah, and she didn't about it, and she's
just discovered it. By one day he's come home and
a lunch box is still completely for.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
He's embarrassed having a lunch box as a fully grown man.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Have you ever been on the work site?

Speaker 4 (35:54):
They've all got like Luisa on a work side, I asked,
look like I have. Have I ever been on aid?

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Have I ever seen you in a hard hat?

Speaker 15 (36:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Got, This is flur as I get. And it's a
catchy road.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Up a bottled green jumper.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
So we This can apply to a lot of people.
What have you not had the heart to tell someone?
This man has not had the heart to tell his
wife that he doesn't want to eat her beautiful package lunches.
He doesn't like lunches. He just wants to go And
but he's a nice man.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Yeah, I have a feeling my husband's never liked my cooking.
He's never once said in his life that it's gross
when I know it's clearly gross.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Or undercooked, or are a terrible cook?

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Terrible?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
He's up?

Speaker 4 (36:35):
You are does have the heart to tell you that.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
I've been on the other end of this where I have.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
I used to work with someone every day and I
would pick him up from work to work every single morning,
and every morning I would buy us an iced coffee
because I was like, I loved it and the way
to work, I thought.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
You know, he likes it too. It's a nice thing
for someone. Yeah, So I'd get him the ice coffee.
I'd be he had drinking mine on the way to work.
We'd go to work.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
And I did this for almost four years every day. Now,
let me just tell you this cost about six.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
Dollars a day.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Yeah, and you've bought like probably close to a thousand yeah,
ice coffee at least.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
And then one day him and another guy that we're
working with got me into a room and said, I'm
just I just need to tell you this, and he
said it in the loveliest way.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
I hate ice coffee.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
And every time you give me an ice coffee I
go upstairs and put in the fridge upstairs, and you
think I've drunk it, and I haven't drunk it.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
And this person waited four years, for years to tell
me this. Over seven thousand dollars worth of ice coffee
is to tell you this.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah, what did you think about that?

Speaker 6 (37:40):
I was very angry. That's a lot. And I also.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
About deeds that sucks.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
It's like like I think, if you don't like something,
just say it otherwise the other person looks like.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
An idiot big time.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Yes, it's got to a point now where you'd need
a man up.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
You need to say and they'd be for me.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
I reckon, they'd be these moments in this studio right now.
But we're all being too nice to each other.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Things that I don't want to say to you, Yeah,
not things I want to say.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I hate how you don't do anything for yourself. You
want me to come and help log your casual hours
so you get paid. Figure it out yourself.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
I'm not a tech person. I don't know how to
use my laptop.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
All right, this is as a nice person for some healthfare.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Just a you problem. People have adelaide.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
What have you not had the heart and tell someone? I?
Has someone been buying you ice coffee every day? Has
someone been making new lunch every day? And you don't
like the lunch? You don't like the ice coffee?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
If someone saying your name wrong, Yes, you have to
go to your parents in law house and you hate
their cooking.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Yes, these are the stories.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Does someone buy you a similar gift every single Christmas
for a thing that you maybe liked when you were
like sixteen for about three months and now they still
buy it for you?

Speaker 3 (38:51):
And maybe that happened to me, you know? Third tell
me what? Oh my god, call us we've got one
hundred dollars I about you? Rap for grabs, rat caller
of the day. What have you not had the heart
to tell something? Mix?

Speaker 6 (39:05):
It feels like a Friday today?

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Yeah it doesn't say all right, we are talking about
on thirteen one o two three. What have you not
got the heart to tell someone that's gone on too
long and it's now awkward.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
It's gone on it's so awkward. Maybe you don't remember
someone's name, something like that, Kirsty in Oakden, What have
you not had the heart to tell someone?

Speaker 13 (39:27):
Good morning, guys. I've got a beautiful friend that I've
known for over thirty years and she's actually celebrated my
birthday on the fifteenth every year. Unfortunately my birthday is
a sixteenth.

Speaker 16 (39:40):
But I haven't actually had the heart to tell her
she's a day.

Speaker 13 (39:43):
Early because I sort of figured, well, she's thinking of me,
she's beautiful whatever this Thurtursday. Yeah, it's gone on for
like thirty five years or something.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Is there any bit of your friends which goes God,
it's strange done the only one posting on face before today.

Speaker 13 (40:02):
I love it's a bit. So it's actually never Dawner
and maybe she thought either all the day late, look
at they're terrible.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
I think we just don't. Let's just not tell her.
I think you just have to know you.

Speaker 13 (40:13):
I think so it's too late at some point going there,
as I said, like that's my birthday week, it's actually
my birthday this week, so she's listening. I'll speak to
you on Thursday, Lisa.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Thank you for sharing perfect. We have another Kirsty up
in your per Cairsty.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
What have you not had the heart to tell your
entire soccer team?

Speaker 16 (40:37):
Yeah, so everyone thought that my name was actually Katie,
and well, one person just started calling me Katie and
then I just it just went from there and everyone
calls me Katie and I don't. I've not had the
heart to tell them that my name is actually Kirsty.
So I actually keep a pretty low profile when I
go there's because I feel highly embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Can I say something about the name Kirsty? And I
think anyone who doesn't have the name Kirsty kind of
might agree with me. It's a name, and I feel
sorry for anyone called Kirsty because you will be called
Kirsty and Crystal and Christie and all the names that
aren't actually Kirsty.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
It just brings on yes, yes.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Yes, yeah, well I got, I got.

Speaker 16 (41:16):
I ordered a coffee one day and got called Nancy.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Let's go to Lovely.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
What have you not got the heart to tell someone?

Speaker 17 (41:32):
There was many years ago. I used to work many
many years ago. I used to work in a hardware
store as a manager, and I used to work with
a man that was, you know, due for retirement, and
we used to all complain. All the employees complained that
he used to have really bad bo. Not just bo,
but he used to have beautiful sweat marks underneath his shirt,

(41:56):
and no one had the heart to tell him. We
put theda in in his locker many times, still didn't
pick it up obviously, you know, he's just an old man,
just putting along during his work anyway. And then customers.

Speaker 14 (42:09):
Started to complain, and I was the.

Speaker 17 (42:11):
Manager in the store at the time, and it was
my job to take him to the office and explain
that not just stuff had been complaining.

Speaker 15 (42:19):
But so.

Speaker 17 (42:21):
A lot of customers that he had yeah, pretty much stuff. Oh,
it was very tough. It was just as bad as
telling someone that didn't have a job anymore.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Yeah, but you would have folded it down. You wouldn't
have said you stink, like.

Speaker 13 (42:40):
I said, look of those things.

Speaker 17 (42:41):
Just I few comments about people saying that you seemed
to pass bire quite a bit, and I said, people
are just having a better an issue with the tank.
The smell that yeah, yeah, I mean I had to
tell him to shower every morning. The poor go you
to share at night and he's just coming here to shore.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
In the morning. Let's be a little bit aware.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Here, I was on the receiving end of one of
those conversations.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
What you got told you stick?

Speaker 10 (43:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
First radio job boss pulled me in and he sat
me down and he just was like, you have you
showered this morning?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Oh my god, did you stick? Yeah? Grosser?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Everyone nonshowered.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Oh yeah, you learn these things feeling you don't want
to be famous for having be We got one more.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Called Tessa in Mount Gambia. What have you not had
the heart to tell someone?

Speaker 6 (43:35):
My my auntie?

Speaker 12 (43:38):
I have not had the curry to tell her that
I am tired of her buying cheap stuff from secondhand shops,
giving my kids and myself pendolic gift cards and hand
me down set cushions that she buys from.

Speaker 15 (43:54):
The second hand shop. And she yeah, turns around as
yeah myself and so no, you actually aren't actually bought
them from a second hand shop.

Speaker 14 (44:06):
Was merry Christmas?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, I get that out of your life test. So
that's just junk. You just become an order. We don't
need it.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
This has been crazy. We have so many people wanting
to call. We need to do this every single day.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Thank you, Tessa, appreciate you calling me before we go.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
What do you want to say to me?

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Max? You think I've got one for you? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:24):
I know you have one for me. Come on, I'm tough.
Have you met me?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Your show?

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Your television show, ad Lady, it's called Hello. That probably
gives it away. I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Oh what else are you doing at five thirty on
a Sunday?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
How dare you watching that?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Do you know what?

Speaker 7 (44:46):
Before I met you three weeks ago, I've never seen
anything or heard you anywhere?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Good? Good? Great?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Well?

Speaker 10 (44:55):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
What?

Speaker 10 (44:57):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (44:58):
I went be friends now? Yeah, my three, Maximally and the.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
Really hoping i'd come up Paul Russell the Love Muscle,
But I.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Love the Love Muscle. We also love Ali Clarkho's back
in the studio. Good morning, our hey gang, How are we?

Speaker 6 (45:23):
How are you? I'm good.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
I've been really jealous because it's time for me to
get out into the real world. Because I realized in
the last few days, especially that I am turning into
a not very healthy person in my mind.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Smiling faces.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
What's happened at home? Nothing?

Speaker 6 (45:39):
I'm so sick of it.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
The Olympics are over exhausted, Netflix's Viking series.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
You've been knitting. I haven't even got through a quarter
of a leopard in my cross stitch. It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
What a fantastic time to have breast cancer surgery.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
The Olympics was epic me.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
I ended up putting my hand up to run our
Olympic WhatsApp quiz. We've been in a WhatsApp trivia quiz
group since the Tokyo Ones. Yeah, so three or four years,
and there has been real and so I took it
upon myself to write some of the most obscure questions
I could because I've been the only person watching it.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
All live, and you haven't had a radio show to
do this content on.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
So she's finished Netflix, and she's actually getting pretty close
to finishing Wikipedia.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
Mate, I've still got some Encyclopedia Britannias that are waiting
for me, even the old days.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
So what do you reckon now that you've started to
go stir crazy and like you're up and about, you're
walking around, how are you feeling You're feeling like you
want to come back to work it all ever, Yeah, no, I.

Speaker 7 (46:41):
Definitely, I think for me, and this is not a
measure for anybody else going through this, because it's funny.
I spoke to a girlfriend of mine who had a
mistectomy late last year. She's younger than me, she's a
former Olympian, she's an amazing, amazing human being. And I
rang her and she was in SPA with the opals. Right,
this chick is just super high, go getting and super

(47:04):
kind and lovely.

Speaker 14 (47:05):
And I just.

Speaker 7 (47:07):
And I said, what, like, like, what am I up for?
You know, what's the recovery like? And she just said,
I walked up Mount Lofty after two weeks.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yeah, she's like you and you're part from going to
the fridge.

Speaker 6 (47:21):
Mad And I said, number one, no way, number like
number two, can't do it now.

Speaker 7 (47:25):
Did you tell her that you walked home from the
hospital though, Yeah, Well that was a bit of a
good face, but that.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
Was like seventy meters. She's gone vertically up time.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
But at the same time too, like for wonderful people
that I've been having conversations with through socials and everything else,
you know, they're on very different tracks and that that
is the one thing that I've worked through all of this,
no matter what you're going through, if it's chronic pain, surgery,
recovering from a baby, becoming a dad for the first time,
we've really got to just lay off and understand that
it's really individual for every single person.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Yeah, tough for some, easy for others.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
Well, yeah, and I know that you're used to being
so busy, so it's hard.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
It's probably, I imagine it's really hard to stop and
feel like you're you're out of this bubble.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
That also makes you really happy because you love being
on radio.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
Yeah, God, I missed some of them.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Watching ray Gun on the Olympics, I'm.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Like, let me on, have we discussed ray Gun? Yeah,
our show yesterday.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
You've been listening, you've been tuning in, You've got any
assessment for Hayley's performance.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
No, I have not been listening to generally, have not
been You've been sleeping. Guess what I'm doing at four
o'clock today. I'm going to get my boobs checked.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
God.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Yeahs oh, you can't reach me. Don't pull your arm off.
You're careful hugging in here, careful hugging.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
That is because of you, so I hope I haven't
like ruined all your pens in all your little area there.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
I'm moving out the door because you're moving back in.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
All I've heard is how amazing you are. So yeah,
be on standby just okay.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
So I want to go to Balie. I always be here.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
So let's get down to brass tax here. What does
when do you want to come back to work?

Speaker 6 (49:09):
Oh, we're not on air.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
I'm claiming this isn't it. I'm claiming this is a day.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
You've worked here long enoughternoon that they won't be giving
you any money. What do you reckon give me about
a day on it?

Speaker 7 (49:25):
I carry the one today, Tuesday, carry the one tomorrow,
thank god, because I'm.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Busy tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Set the alarm. All right.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
So you know, well, since you've just learned me to
the fact that they're not going to pay me, I'm
going to leave. You can finish the show.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
I'll be very very glad to see you back here
just after six tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Homecoming tomorrow, Ali Clark be here six a mix one
or two point three.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
By the way, I'm not anchoring every again that I
have her.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
You're very good at the Yeah, it's all thanks to
the hospital research found.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
Mixed on two point three maximally, and she really hoping
i'd come up Paul Russell the Love Muscle.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
But I love the Love Muscle. We also love Ali Clark,
who's back in the studio. Good morning, our.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
Hey gang, how are we?

Speaker 3 (50:26):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (50:27):
I'm good.

Speaker 7 (50:28):
I've been really jealous because it's time for me to
get out into the real world, because I realized the
last few days, especially that I am turning into a
not very healthy person in my mind, smiling faces.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
What's happening at home? Nothing?

Speaker 6 (50:42):
I'm so sick of it.

Speaker 7 (50:43):
The Olympics are over exhausted Netflix's Viking series.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
You've been knitting.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
I haven't even got through a quarter of a leopard
in my cross stitch. It's terrible.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
What a fantastic time to have breast cancery mate.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
The Olympics was epic for me.

Speaker 7 (51:03):
I ended up putting my hand up to run our
Olympic WhatsApp quiz. We've been in a WhatsApp trivia quiz
group since the Tokyo Ones. Yeah, so three four years
and the has been real and so I took it
upon myself to write some of the most obscure questions
I could because I've been the only person watching it.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
All live, and you haven't had a radio show to
do this content on.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
So she's finished Netflix, and she's actually getting pretty close
to finishing Wikipedia.

Speaker 7 (51:30):
Mate, I've still got some Encyclopedia Britannias that are waiting
for me, even the old days.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
So what do you reckon now that you've started to
go stir crazy and like you're up and about, you're
walking around, how are you feeling You're feeling.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Like you want to come back to work it all? Ever? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (51:44):
No, I definitely, I think for me, And this is
not a measure for anybody else going through this, because
it's funny. I spoke to a girlfriend of mine who
had a mistectomy late last year. She's younger than me,
she's a former Olympian, she's an amazing, amazing human being.
And I rang her and she was in Spain with
the opals.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Right.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
This chick is just super high, go getting and super
kind and lovely. And I just said, and I said,
what you like?

Speaker 14 (52:12):
Like?

Speaker 6 (52:12):
What am I up for?

Speaker 10 (52:13):
You know?

Speaker 6 (52:14):
What's the recovery like? And she just said, I walked
up Mount Lofty after two weeks.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Yeah, she's like you and you're parf from going to
the fridge mad And I said.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
Number one, no way, number like number two, can't do it.

Speaker 14 (52:28):
Now.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
Did you tell her that you walked home from the
hospital though, Yeah, well that was a bit of a
face but that was like seventy meters.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
She's gone vertically up for the time.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
But at the same time too, like for wonderful people
that I've been having conversations with through socials and everything else,
you know, on very different tracks, and that that is
the one thing that I've worked through all of this,
no matter what you're going through, if it's chronic pain, surgery,
recovering from a baby, becoming a dad for the first time,
we've really got to just lay off and understand that
it's really individual for recent yeah person.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Yeah, tough for so easy for others.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Well yeah, and I know that you're used to being
so busy, so it's hard.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
It's probably I imagine it's really hard to stop and
feel like you're you're out of this bubble.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
That also makes you really happy because you love being
on radio.

Speaker 7 (53:14):
Yeah, yeah, god, I missed some of them, Oh my god,
watching ray Gun on the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I'm like, let me on aut have we discussed ray guns? Yeah,
our show yesterday.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
You've been listening, you've been tuning in. You've got any
assessment for Hayley's performance?

Speaker 6 (53:31):
No, I have not been listening to generally, have not been.
I'm hoping you've been sleeping. Guess what I'm doing at
four o'clock today, I'm going to get my boobs checked.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Good.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
Yeah, Oh you can't reach me.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Don't pull your arm off. You're careful hugging in here,
careful hugging that.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Is because of you.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
So I hope I haven't like ruined all your pens
in all your little area there.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
I'm moving out the door because you're moving back in.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
All I've heard is how amazing you are. So yeah,
be on standby in case I want to go to Barbie.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Always be here.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
So let's get down to brass tax here. What does
when do you want to come back to work? Oh,
we're not on air.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
I'm claiming this isn't it. I'm claiming this is a day.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
You've worked here long enough Tonon that they won't be
giving you any money. What do you reckon about a
day on?

Speaker 13 (54:27):
It?

Speaker 3 (54:29):
I carry the one today, Tuesday, carry the one.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Tomorrow, thank god, because I'm busy.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Tomorrow morning. Set the alarm, all right.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
So you know, well, since you've just learned me to
the fact that they're not going to pay me, I'm
going to leave. You can finish the showtime. I'll be
very very glad to see you back here just after
six tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Homecoming tomorrow, Ali Clark, be here six A and mix
one or two points.

Speaker 6 (55:00):
By the way, I'm not anchoring every again that I
had heard.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
You're very good at this. Yeah, it's all thanks to
the hospital Maxnally.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
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show Murky Next with all your free Royal Adelaide show tickets.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
You just heard the news.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Ali Clark returns to the airwaves tomorrow, so we say goodbye.
Thank god. So Haley Peterson I heard that.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Bye, Hailey, Bye.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
Thank you guys for having me. I've had so much.
Any highlights for you, No highlights, just flat just joking.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
You'll just be right in the middle.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Really, to be honest, before I came back, I didn't
really want to be getting up at that time.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
I was dreading it. But I have had the best
two weeks. So thank you.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Would you do it again? Would you get up early again? No?
Never again? Never.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
I've enjoyed having you there, warming this seat. Thank you
very much for playing with us.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
You're going to have to listen to our very I
Allison Clark back tomorrow when you're driving to work.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Yeah, I will be.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
I'll definitely set my alarm the first thing, so you won't.
I know, I definitely won't because.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
The six o'clock is often the best stuff. I know.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
I'm show you missed it, you missed out, so I can.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
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greatest hits.

Speaker 6 (56:15):
Shut up all right, thank you so much, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Are you looking at me like that?

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Speaker 3 (56:26):
Easy you keep steering at me.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
It's really funny.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Marching you out of the building.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
Love you, guys.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
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