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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There's one picture with no context and two comedians with
no clue. This is Picture Discuss in this episode, a
group of thrill seekers that writing a roller coaster whilst
they are stark naked. Can Tom Ballard and Luke Haggy
give us the reason why? Find out at the end
of the show. Now, here's your host, Mary.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What thanks for joining me and my friends for Picture Discuss.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
If you want to see the picture that we're going
to be talking about, it's on your phone, easy as
ready to go, Tom, Luke, Heggy, Welcome to Picture to Discuss. Heggy,
it's a roller coaster, but there's a little bit more
going on in this picture, isn't they describe it?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
It's people with no gear on a roller coaster, so
very trusting of the seat belts and stuff. Not to
snag any bits women and men. But an upside down one,
you know those ones where your legs are dangling off
you have to sit down, regular traditional biblical roller coasters.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, yeah, this is like the bottomless which is ironic
because there's a lot of bottoms there.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Actually what almost roller coaster even more untrustworthy than the
original roller coaster in terms of safety.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Obviously, Tom this is what you would call a roller coster.
You see there.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
But before we examine that, firstly, what do we think
of means where people are on a roller coaster and
a bird hits him in the face.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
For him, Fabio, you're talking about Fabian, He's not the
only one.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
There's heaps to them.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
He's the best one. Standard goose in the face, o
g big head on Fabierte. Remember far beyond a roller coast.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I haven't seen the hum on a roller coast.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
He gets hit by a goose, a goose, a goose.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He started the trend.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
He's zero. It dies obviously, there's so much blood on
his face coming into broke.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
His nose and blood poured out of his nose. And
the bird died because it hit.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Ironically, it's beak hit his enormous beak and the bird died,
but Fabia lived, which feels like a cruel twister fate.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Well, it's a crime. He's the most beautiful man in
the universe and a bird just wax straight, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You have seen that? But I haven't seen this.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No, but you have seen memes of people being struck
by birds when they're on a roller coaster.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I think I must have seen a compilation at some point.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yes, I've never seen that.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Birds struck. Yeah, it's quite common.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Happens in the back of the head. You have the
whole sky, you have so much room.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Why you go anywhere near exactly because they're one bit,
we're we're.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
In the sky.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
They're done.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
These people are totally nude, but they're not they're wearing shoes.
That's like people who make love with socks on.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah. Yeah, I'd say it's a safety thing. You've got
to have shoes in the roller coaster. Yeah, Carnis let
a lot go, such as loose bolts and stuff, but
they will not they will not let go of their
little rules for people, such as you're not picking up
that change that fell out of everyone's public that's.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Mine, that's mine. Now, I just literally I can't believe this.
I've literally just remembered when I was a really young kid,
I was maybe like twelve, Me and my best mate Murray,
we went to Luna Park as kids in Melbourne. We
were on this thing called the zipperperp It but you
go on cage and the cage kind of rolls over itself.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Right, unbelievably nauseating. One of the worst things I've ever done.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, but you're like in a cage, so you feel safe, right,
And we were in the We were in the cage
and we're like going over and over. It was like,
you know, teen age boys will love every minute of it.
And then all of a sudden, the pin that held
the cage locked fell out and the whole cage just opened.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Up below us, and we like, up on it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Nah, but you're not what mega strapped in, Like you
could totally fall out. This is like in the eighties, man,
and we're like shit, and we had to grab the
top of the cage to stop ourselves from free falling.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
To our deaths.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Like he didn't lose a finger.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Absolutely hectic.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Anyway, we're apparently it was freaking out the guy that started.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, we caught the train there, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Anyway, I get there, we get to the bottom, you know,
once the riots, He's going, I probably should shut it down.
We get there and the car and he just goes, yeah,
here's a couple of tickets for the laughing clowns. And
we went that's a fair exchange for need death. That's
the law of reciprocities kicked there and I understand that,
thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And we walked off and that was it. And they
didn't even shut down the right I remember, this is
a good one.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
This is a good little brother memory. The Warnable.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
The Carnival came to our hometown of Warnable every summer,
and there was the Ali Barber Ride when of those
ones that sort of flip upside down and go up.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
My brother really wanted to go on it, even more
sus small town ones because they have to take these
apart and put them back together there. That's semi.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Things go bad.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You could just move on to collact the next day.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
But I was My brother really wanted to got my
older brother and I.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Did this thing where I was like, no, Gab can't
go on, and I'm scared that he's.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Going to die on the ride, and so they wouldn't
let him go on. What a delightful little brother I was. Yeah,
did he bash you for that? Later?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
He was very angry, Yes, and held onto that resentment
well into his thirties.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Cock clock up. So I've done some pretty heavy zooming
on this image.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I'm not going to lie like I really I really
took some time out to try and see if I
could see rude bits.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, okay, right now. The interesting thing is you can't nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
There's a bit of female breast there, there's a bit
of male breast there, and chests right at there's like
I'm talking about the nether regions. There's no, there's no,
you can't see anything. We haven't had to blur and
because it's just not it's not there.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Well, that's where the straps go though, isn't it like
the little thing that race The strap goes under there.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
So this leads to me my question, right, do we
think this is more dangerous more? Has this more difficult
for men or for women?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I always think things are more difficult for men, But
in this instance.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
With it brother, surely having your breasts fly up and
like you know, jiggle around a lot would be more
more intense than your package. I mean, obviously mine, you know,
flopping all over the place.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
But yet another reason, and never get on a roller coast.
There's nude people have been on that. I don't even
sit in a hotel chair, yeah, because I know that
someone's been nud rubbing their ass on that.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Plastic sheets placed over the seats I think the hygiene regions,
which again from the car community.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Very rare, not very vocal about hygiene out. I think
they're real stickless for Rather, do.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
We think it's some kind of like world record they
were going for most naked?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Would that's exactly what they're doing. Objectionable like group world records, Yes, unbelievable,
like just the worst human community. I walked in on
one in Freo recently world record ice barbs and had
about fifty ice bards And you're going to get as
many people that you're probably there. I want to bash
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all of them.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Whatever's wrong with its people walk around to I think
it's going to be the thing that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You're going to hear.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Suspected forty civilians. I would have had a carr and
adelaide would mounted the foot path during my Sharona. I
just got them more. Are you're trying to enjoy a
beer ol fresco or some there and people are going
past screaming Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
The basically is really good. It's like it's getting louder.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I've got experience in record attempts, but it wasn't the
group one.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Mine was the world's longest leg hair had a leg
hair hanging on my shin and it was like just
a single I'm not that here, I'm pretty average, but
it was huge. Sises gotta be and this is this
is twenty easy. But I thought I found out the
longest was some bozo had it on the inner thigh,
which is obviously a pube. Mine was. I would have
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had the world's longest shin hair. Shin hair anyway. I
slept all winter with the leg out of the out
of the bed so it wouldn't rub off shorts all winter.
Bullshit there is, yeah, But then I showed a few
people look at this, and it's getting longer, like a
centimeter every month. I was like, fuck, I'm gonna I'm
going to get there in a second. The longest was
like fifteen centimeters, that's about thirteen and a half of us.
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So I called it Guinness and said, hey, what they said.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Right reading Hello Guinness?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Well I did, and they said we can send someone out.
It's going to cost you some ridiculous six hundred pounds
if you want to come and verify the record, or
if you want to do it for free, someone will
be there in three months for free. I lock it
in three months. It's going to be like seventeen centimeters
by then, and I'll be a hero. Fell off in
that three months. I was trying to find.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It outside bag like they do it.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
But I'd probably that'd probably rotted off outside. You see
it in the wind, just doing that easy? Easy?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Did you show any friends this?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, monumental show too many people, I think that's what
did it? Just pulling it tight. They don't pull it
too tight, just that you.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And you kept it for months and months and months.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah, my wife loved it.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
You're married, and so did you have to tell Guinness
a cancel the.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
They contacted me to confirm us to about it the
dreams overcause what a strange man. Yeah. Anyway, still more
dignity than these people, much more.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Oh, just for the hell of it, where do we reckon?
What country do you reckon? This isn't It's obviously not
in Australia because you can't. You're not allowed to have
fun at a fun europe a ballot? We do you
reckon this fun park?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Is?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
I always want to say America because I don't know
that guy's got that one of those what is that like.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
A colonichlace colony. Yeah, like beans or something.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Just sort of suggests California. It's like the Superman right too. Really,
isn't it that kind of same setup? So I would
say America.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
That's Belgium.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Belgium, be cool.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The truth behind this picture is coming up. But when
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Speaker 3 (09:52):
This is in fact from England. Back in two thousand
and four, naked students rode a rollercoaster the world record,
of course for the most amount of fuck which sorry,
most amount of naked people to ride a roller coaster,
and they succeeded the Guinness officials, who were not busy
at Luke's house we're there on the day, firm the
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spectacle as a legitimate record. Apparently the park officials made
sure the attempt was made before the park gates were
open to avoid frightening or upsetting the usual patrons.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh that's considered, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, still loses how many people? So I had one
hundred and ninety five piece I could add to it
today at Luna Park technically just go on noon and
go Well, there's another one one hundred ninety six now
he loses like they're not really it's not really a
that's a week record. That's absolutely it's no, I'm appalled.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh no, it's no long pube.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
No, there's no doubt about that one. Wasn't a pub mate.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Well we don't know because we can't.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Since then, people have gone in on the on the
long leg here and it's out of reach now, Like
even if I got a seven eight eighteen cinemare's someone
who's got a twenty thirty, it's blown out. Could have
been hell, this could have changed my life.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Have been the occupation if you've managed to get.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
That record, just probably don't affairs and stuff. Yeah, appearances, round.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Up, round up, be the man with the fannies out
of itated leg air.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
This is huge.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Keynotes, Peaches, follow your dreams.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Follow your dreams.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
It's anything possible.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Get these possible, fly high and you might be hit
by a bird.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
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