November 4, 2024 • 13 mins
The beautiful game has moved into the animal world. Will Alex and Chris figure out what is going on, or will they not be able to get passed the beauty on display.
In every episode of Picture Discuss two comedians try to work out the context behind weird pictures that Merrick Watts has found on the internet.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There's one picture with no context and two comedians with
no clue. This is Picture Discuss. In this episode, a
man dressed as a dog is chasing sheep dressed in
football gear. The sheep in the foreground has a ball
attached to its leg. Can Alex Ward and Chris Parker
tell us the reason why. The answer will be at
(00:24):
the end of the show. Now here's your host, Merck Watts.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Thanks for joining me and my friends for Picture Discuss.
If you want to see the picture that we're going
to be talking about, it's on your phone, easy as
ready to go. Chris Parker, Alex Ward, Welcome to this
episode of Picture Discuss. Chris, let's start by describing what
you see.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What I'm seeing is sort of two guys with like, honestly,
the flattest asses I've ever seen, just wide, flat asses.
One of the guys is dressed like a dog with
some pretty questionably black face paint on. Constinering. I can
see the color of its hand, and his little dog
knows on and he there ushering some sheep around, and
(01:06):
the sheep of the Honestly, the sheep's asses are thicker
than the guy's asses, and the sheep are kind of
playing it a game of football or soccer or whatever
you want to call it. What if the kids are
calling it nowadays? And it's sort of I don't know
who this is for. I don't know who's enjoying it,
but I can tell you that the animals are not
loving it.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
And the sheep are in clothes. And I just realized
because at first I saw that one on the left,
I was like, ship that she forgot his clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's kind of crazy because the guys kind of dressed.
Is the guy dresses? The dog is a dog, a
sheep or the sheep? Yeah? Okay, from I mean from
New Zealand we often have.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Is that what you call that?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Did you feel like this was a bit read that
there was as a key we entering Australia the sheep
jokes in.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
The fire Fux sheet. Okay, well then so so I
don't know anything wrong.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Do you call it hurting them?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Because his hand on the ass is more than herding,
I think.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I mean, this looks like I don't know, it's like,
clearly these people that live too far out of a
city and haven't been to a movie or haven't been
to a restaurant, and like this is what they've invented
entertained their days.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
These sheep, Like, I mean, I don't think that this
is their their favorite probably your favorite sport.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And look, I'm just looking for telltale signs like the
fact that it's ben skull dragged the piece.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
And has like the sheep's hooves are like bound in
these like horrible little socks. I mean, I think what
we are looking here is just full on animal cruelty.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Sheep deserve famously will follow if you have to pull
the sheep. Something's real wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I abusing the animal. I'll go and record with us.
I'd say it'd be a sheep.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Oh, we know you've been abusive on back home sexual abuses.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
ABU dumb. They're so dumb. They're the dumbest all of there.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So hot, dumb but hot like those little shorts therein.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, somehow the shorts make them sexy.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You know how.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It's because I'm dealing with these guys flat asses that
I'm sort of like more appealing to, sort of my
eyes going more towards the sheet.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You know how, sometimes when you show just a little
bit of skin, it's way sexier than the naked body.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
That's what this is for Chris.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That reminds me of the stuff you watch it like
an a m P show. Do you guys have AMP shows?
Agricultural pastoral? Likenestly couldn't tell.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, but that sounds like agricultural pastoral pastoral.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Maybe. Yeah. It's like it's we get a day off
in christ.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Maybe it means awesome, paddocks.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Awesome, you get a day off in Christ, ship off
school to go to show day. Oh, yes, have shown Melbourne. Yeah,
so it's like that, and you'd walk around a paddock,
get a bit sun burnt head, bit of candy flask
and then sort of look at someone just like chop
a log. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and you'd be like,
oh my god.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
That's where you spend half the day.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
We go back to the log chopping mum and then yeah,
then you just go home. Someone would get like fingered,
someone would lose the virginity or whatever, like when you
got old.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Classics stuffs the sheep getting fingered.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Australians are so obsessed with the idea of us fucking
sheep that it's given like you want to suck them,
you know that. That's it's like, why are you.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
So we don't all the time we do.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You're like those straight guys at high school are just like, yeah,
but you're into bumming guys. You're into a bit of
bum playing. Like, no, I think you're into it, mate,
because you're the one who's bringing it up all the time.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
And that's what there's way straight where sheep.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Having said that, I was one of the people who
helped select this image, so maybe.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, looking you in the costume, Merrick, what's just.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Like, maybe that's actually those genes, you know, they're a
telltale sign of Merrick wattses and no ass, I've got
no ass patted it out with a wallet.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
That's classic Merry quarts. Can we just obviously it's a
team sport thing here, right.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well, that's something I'm wondering about. I don't think it is.
I think what we're looking at here is more of
a pageant or a show because this ball is actually
tied to the sheep, yes, but there's absolutely no way
to get the ball off it. So I think what
we're seeing here is some sort of weird kind of
performance art piece in the sense because like these sheep
are just performing this game of football but there's no.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
A not very good performers there because they've just pissed off.
There's like five of them are just like classic sheep move.
One's going to go and eat some grass and everyone
else is going grass.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
They're dumb and they're in a.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Team and it's got teammateship. That's what you do. You
go with your one only, Yeah, you go with your
realize maybe you're kind of right about the show thing.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Perhaps because at the show we have sheep like you
know what's hurting, or they do presentations like you said,
perhaps this is one where they're going to get them
into the formation of like a soccer team, so they
will have to line up on their spots.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I love the expression of this guy's face because it
would imply that he is, you a bit worried. The
guy who's just as a dog. I think he looks
really concers earn about getting them in his hand.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
The hand, the hand on the rear is like what.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
It's really getting. That is kind of a nice caress.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Seek the amount of pressure that he's applying just with
just the three fingers, you know what I mean, It's
like just the three.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
If only the guy who was pulling the ship by
its skull?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Was he's not known as Captain Kress, that's not his nickname.
And wherever this is, can we talk about the fact
there is an enormous amount of effort has gone into
making these outfits.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Do you think he thinks he's fooling the sheep?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I wonder, Yeah, I don't know what the more effort
has gone into making the outfits or getting them on
the sheep.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
That would I never even thought about that. How would
you get out of the sheep? But you have to
tip them on their backs.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
You have to really brutalize them. I think you know,
just as they have been, just like really lock them
down for like half a full nounce on them. Have
you ever shaved a no, No, I have.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I've been been dick buttered by a sheep.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
They're not really helping us without make fun of new
cylinders around.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You to share them around.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Don't they love it? Don't they just sort of let.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
They don't love it? Okay, it's I mean it's horrible.
You you have to pin them down and they're just
rattling around.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Sound again quite hot, and.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah you've raised them up, you cover them up.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
You unto that although like they don't have to be shaved.
Grow up.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
These ones, aren't. They're horrible those clean yourselves up.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
There's short so they I mean there's sheep. They don't
know when they when they're going to release their bowels
or not. Like they're going to shit their own pants.
All those sheep are definitely going to shit their pants.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I mean, for me, I think this is cute. I've
got two dogs. If I would love to dress them up,
they don't like it. If I had a chance with
their sheep to dress them up, I'd absolutely volunteer.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
All I can think now is these two guys, these
two grown me in doing the washing after this and
just be so glad we did that mane that was
so awesome. And the just washing the ship off this.
The's like sheep football uniforms and being like we're hold on,
we're grown men. We have kids at home who are
waiting for us.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
What are we doing to hang out the little socks
getting them up on the line.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's so embarrassing in.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
The color seep mood and.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The actual children saying, my god, you spend more time
looking after the sheep than you do as do you
even love us? Dad, and it's like, well, if I
loved you, i'd give you socks, but you don't have
any color socks.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You know how to earn my love? Get in the uniform,
put on the face, not get out there.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Let me pull youick, Graham Skull, drag you. If you
want to know that your father loves you, Graham Skull,
drag you around a paddock and a pair of merals.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
This is what it takes for me to do sport.
By the way, like I need someone to tie rope
around my head and drag me onto reluctant they ever
like that.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, okay, so you'd be the human sheep equivalent.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, that I relate to this sheep. I got quite
hooked on al packers for a while. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I was on the meat, on the meat.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I've got not on thet them. It was probably the
darkest point in my life. And dark kick, dark meat,
what the gram account of these outpackers running around the field,
And I was like, I've got to go I've got
to go there. And so then when my husband and
I got married, part of our we didn't have a
stag do we had an alpackado And I forced all
my friends to this out pack of farm. We just
(09:16):
like hung out on the field and like pat these
guys and I wasn't blessed, like it was so nice.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Tell me you took some sort of mind altering drug
before you did this, because if you do, it just
sounds so weird.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Were you high in life?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I was high online?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Oh fuck you, Crucian.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
You see those stores in Melbourne City where you can
buy mini elpak are made.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Of actual l pak of fur.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
A pack is amazing.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
They're so soft. You should get one to take home.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Hypoallergenic. It deals with hot. You can deal with heat,
it can deal with the cold. Got so important, I
reckon give it another week of that that spot that
I was in, I would have moved to the farm
full time.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
And I'm getting this place is in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah you we're all laughing about it now. I'm going
to show you it after the podcast and you're going
to be crying in seconds. It's beautiful. You have you
have not you don't understand beauty.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Like, would you do an entire show about the cell packer?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No? I would just go there. I just live on
the outpacker farm and just live there and like impet
those guys all day. But they are big.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Are they friendly?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah, they're like dope. I mean they'll spit at you.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
It's kind of nice.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, yeah, they spit at you.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I to be honestly, you came in quite hot, like
one of just because I think you wanted to open
it up, that you've got a sort of thing for it.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Maybe maybe it's less picture discussed some more. Water is kinks?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Water opens up, opens up?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Yeah, that's that's me.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Anything else that you want to pick out of this
photo before we reveal where it's from and the background
of this humage.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
The only other idea I've had about this photo is
that perhaps it's just a psycho junior soccer coach, you know,
when they're like, fucking some sheep could play better than
new ships and they're like seven year old, and it's like,
I swear to God, if you do not get a
gold this game, I'm going to bring in sheep and
they're going to play with them.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
And all the.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Boys are just sitting around the outwatching the sheep play
aliated and they have to wash the uniforms.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
It is clearly some form of entertainment, isn't it? And
It makes me always Is.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
It a sport though? Are they playing a game? Or
as you say, is.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
This a showcase for us the human species to look at?
And I always to think about like aliens coming down
and just sort of seeing like how we've figured out
a way to entertain ourselves as a species, and like
this is the beast we've come up with. It's just
it's tragic. It is tragic aliens. We've got lasers aliens.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Like, so if we go there, we need to dress
the humans up in whatever we wear and make them
do what we do.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Is this the moment where aliens landed and then they
turned around and fucked off?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
If they've landed, we've got the bitch what you're doing that?
She We're gonna We're turning a plane around. I'm sorry,
we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
We're going back to con the reveal for this photo?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Did they guess it right?
Speaker 6 (12:04):
The reveal is coming.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Writer.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Want more Peach discussions, check out our back catalog.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
In twenty fourteen, to celebrate their country's return to the
World Cup after a sixteen year absence, Colombian sheep farmers
put together a game of sheep football. They dressed them
in the colors of Colombia and their rivals Brazil, which
would be the green and yellow. There five hundred spectators
(12:31):
attended as the sheep, who had been trained for two
weeks prior to recognize and kick a foam ball, battled
it out.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Well, they didn't really battle it out. I pissed off.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Wait for it.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
The result was a four to three victory in the
favor of Colombia.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Oh what a coincidence. That's the hosting team one. It's
almost like they did They didn't tie the ball to
the other team once.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Maybe they put the other team on a patch of
nice grass and they just ran their favorite sheep around
five hundred.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
God, they must have told them there was an alpacker
coming exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Chris Parker, Alex Will thank you very much for being
a part of this picture discuss.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Thank you for giving me this image. I'll never forget it.
I'll never forget it. Take this one straight to the
our pack of farm, right to the wing.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Seriously though.
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Speaker 6 (13:36):
Picture Discuss is an iHeart production
There's one picture with no context and two comedians with
no clue. This is Picture Discuss. In this episode, a
man dressed as a dog is chasing sheep dressed in
football gear. The sheep in the foreground has a ball
attached to its leg. Can Alex Ward and Chris Parker
tell us the reason why. The answer will be at
(00:24):
the end of the show. Now here's your host, Merck Watts.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Thanks for joining me and my friends for Picture Discuss.
If you want to see the picture that we're going
to be talking about, it's on your phone, easy as
ready to go. Chris Parker, Alex Ward, Welcome to this
episode of Picture Discuss. Chris, let's start by describing what
you see.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What I'm seeing is sort of two guys with like, honestly,
the flattest asses I've ever seen, just wide, flat asses.
One of the guys is dressed like a dog with
some pretty questionably black face paint on. Constinering. I can
see the color of its hand, and his little dog
knows on and he there ushering some sheep around, and
(01:06):
the sheep of the Honestly, the sheep's asses are thicker
than the guy's asses, and the sheep are kind of
playing it a game of football or soccer or whatever
you want to call it. What if the kids are
calling it nowadays? And it's sort of I don't know
who this is for. I don't know who's enjoying it,
but I can tell you that the animals are not
loving it.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
And the sheep are in clothes. And I just realized
because at first I saw that one on the left,
I was like, ship that she forgot his clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's kind of crazy because the guys kind of dressed.
Is the guy dresses? The dog is a dog, a
sheep or the sheep? Yeah? Okay, from I mean from
New Zealand we often have.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Is that what you call that?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Did you feel like this was a bit read that
there was as a key we entering Australia the sheep
jokes in.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
The fire Fux sheet. Okay, well then so so I
don't know anything wrong.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Do you call it hurting them?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Because his hand on the ass is more than herding,
I think.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I mean, this looks like I don't know, it's like,
clearly these people that live too far out of a
city and haven't been to a movie or haven't been
to a restaurant, and like this is what they've invented
entertained their days.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
These sheep, Like, I mean, I don't think that this
is their their favorite probably your favorite sport.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And look, I'm just looking for telltale signs like the
fact that it's ben skull dragged the piece.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
And has like the sheep's hooves are like bound in
these like horrible little socks. I mean, I think what
we are looking here is just full on animal cruelty.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Sheep deserve famously will follow if you have to pull
the sheep. Something's real wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I abusing the animal. I'll go and record with us.
I'd say it'd be a sheep.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Oh, we know you've been abusive on back home sexual abuses.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
ABU dumb. They're so dumb. They're the dumbest all of there.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So hot, dumb but hot like those little shorts therein.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, somehow the shorts make them sexy.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You know how.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It's because I'm dealing with these guys flat asses that
I'm sort of like more appealing to, sort of my
eyes going more towards the sheet.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You know how, sometimes when you show just a little
bit of skin, it's way sexier than the naked body.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
That's what this is for Chris.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That reminds me of the stuff you watch it like
an a m P show. Do you guys have AMP shows?
Agricultural pastoral? Likenestly couldn't tell.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, but that sounds like agricultural pastoral pastoral.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Maybe. Yeah. It's like it's we get a day off
in christ.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Maybe it means awesome, paddocks.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Awesome, you get a day off in Christ, ship off
school to go to show day. Oh, yes, have shown Melbourne. Yeah,
so it's like that, and you'd walk around a paddock,
get a bit sun burnt head, bit of candy flask
and then sort of look at someone just like chop
a log. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and you'd be like,
oh my god.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
That's where you spend half the day.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
We go back to the log chopping mum and then yeah,
then you just go home. Someone would get like fingered,
someone would lose the virginity or whatever, like when you
got old.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Classics stuffs the sheep getting fingered.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Australians are so obsessed with the idea of us fucking
sheep that it's given like you want to suck them,
you know that. That's it's like, why are you.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
So we don't all the time we do.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You're like those straight guys at high school are just like, yeah,
but you're into bumming guys. You're into a bit of
bum playing. Like, no, I think you're into it, mate,
because you're the one who's bringing it up all the time.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
And that's what there's way straight where sheep.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Having said that, I was one of the people who
helped select this image, so maybe.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, looking you in the costume, Merrick, what's just.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Like, maybe that's actually those genes, you know, they're a
telltale sign of Merrick wattses and no ass, I've got
no ass patted it out with a wallet.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
That's classic Merry quarts. Can we just obviously it's a
team sport thing here, right.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Well, that's something I'm wondering about. I don't think it is.
I think what we're looking at here is more of
a pageant or a show because this ball is actually
tied to the sheep, yes, but there's absolutely no way
to get the ball off it. So I think what
we're seeing here is some sort of weird kind of
performance art piece in the sense because like these sheep
are just performing this game of football but there's no.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
A not very good performers there because they've just pissed off.
There's like five of them are just like classic sheep move.
One's going to go and eat some grass and everyone
else is going grass.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
They're dumb and they're in a.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Team and it's got teammateship. That's what you do. You
go with your one only, Yeah, you go with your
realize maybe you're kind of right about the show thing.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Perhaps because at the show we have sheep like you
know what's hurting, or they do presentations like you said,
perhaps this is one where they're going to get them
into the formation of like a soccer team, so they
will have to line up on their spots.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I love the expression of this guy's face because it
would imply that he is, you a bit worried. The
guy who's just as a dog. I think he looks
really concers earn about getting them in his hand.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
The hand, the hand on the rear is like what.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
It's really getting. That is kind of a nice caress.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Seek the amount of pressure that he's applying just with
just the three fingers, you know what I mean, It's
like just the three.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
If only the guy who was pulling the ship by
its skull?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Was he's not known as Captain Kress, that's not his nickname.
And wherever this is, can we talk about the fact
there is an enormous amount of effort has gone into
making these outfits.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Do you think he thinks he's fooling the sheep?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I wonder, Yeah, I don't know what the more effort
has gone into making the outfits or getting them on
the sheep.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
That would I never even thought about that. How would
you get out of the sheep? But you have to
tip them on their backs.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
You have to really brutalize them. I think you know,
just as they have been, just like really lock them
down for like half a full nounce on them. Have
you ever shaved a no, No, I have.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I've been been dick buttered by a sheep.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
They're not really helping us without make fun of new
cylinders around.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You to share them around.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Don't they love it? Don't they just sort of let.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
They don't love it? Okay, it's I mean it's horrible.
You you have to pin them down and they're just
rattling around.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Sound again quite hot, and.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah you've raised them up, you cover them up.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
You unto that although like they don't have to be shaved.
Grow up.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
These ones, aren't. They're horrible those clean yourselves up.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
There's short so they I mean there's sheep. They don't
know when they when they're going to release their bowels
or not. Like they're going to shit their own pants.
All those sheep are definitely going to shit their pants.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I mean, for me, I think this is cute. I've
got two dogs. If I would love to dress them up,
they don't like it. If I had a chance with
their sheep to dress them up, I'd absolutely volunteer.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
All I can think now is these two guys, these
two grown me in doing the washing after this and
just be so glad we did that mane that was
so awesome. And the just washing the ship off this.
The's like sheep football uniforms and being like we're hold on,
we're grown men. We have kids at home who are
waiting for us.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
What are we doing to hang out the little socks
getting them up on the line.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's so embarrassing in.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
The color seep mood and.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The actual children saying, my god, you spend more time
looking after the sheep than you do as do you
even love us? Dad, and it's like, well, if I
loved you, i'd give you socks, but you don't have
any color socks.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You know how to earn my love? Get in the uniform,
put on the face, not get out there.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Let me pull youick, Graham Skull, drag you. If you
want to know that your father loves you, Graham Skull,
drag you around a paddock and a pair of merals.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
This is what it takes for me to do sport.
By the way, like I need someone to tie rope
around my head and drag me onto reluctant they ever
like that.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, okay, so you'd be the human sheep equivalent.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, that I relate to this sheep. I got quite
hooked on al packers for a while. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I was on the meat, on the meat.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I've got not on thet them. It was probably the
darkest point in my life. And dark kick, dark meat,
what the gram account of these outpackers running around the field,
And I was like, I've got to go I've got
to go there. And so then when my husband and
I got married, part of our we didn't have a
stag do we had an alpackado And I forced all
my friends to this out pack of farm. We just
(09:16):
like hung out on the field and like pat these
guys and I wasn't blessed, like it was so nice.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Tell me you took some sort of mind altering drug
before you did this, because if you do, it just
sounds so weird.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Were you high in life?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I was high online?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Oh fuck you, Crucian.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
You see those stores in Melbourne City where you can
buy mini elpak are made.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Of actual l pak of fur.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
A pack is amazing.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
They're so soft. You should get one to take home.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Hypoallergenic. It deals with hot. You can deal with heat,
it can deal with the cold. Got so important, I
reckon give it another week of that that spot that
I was in, I would have moved to the farm
full time.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
And I'm getting this place is in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah you we're all laughing about it now. I'm going
to show you it after the podcast and you're going
to be crying in seconds. It's beautiful. You have you
have not you don't understand beauty.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Like, would you do an entire show about the cell packer?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
No? I would just go there. I just live on
the outpacker farm and just live there and like impet
those guys all day. But they are big.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Are they friendly?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah, they're like dope. I mean they'll spit at you.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
It's kind of nice.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, yeah, they spit at you.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I to be honestly, you came in quite hot, like
one of just because I think you wanted to open
it up, that you've got a sort of thing for it.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Maybe maybe it's less picture discussed some more. Water is kinks?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Water opens up, opens up?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Yeah, that's that's me.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Anything else that you want to pick out of this
photo before we reveal where it's from and the background
of this humage.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
The only other idea I've had about this photo is
that perhaps it's just a psycho junior soccer coach, you know,
when they're like, fucking some sheep could play better than
new ships and they're like seven year old, and it's like,
I swear to God, if you do not get a
gold this game, I'm going to bring in sheep and
they're going to play with them.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
And all the.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Boys are just sitting around the outwatching the sheep play
aliated and they have to wash the uniforms.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
It is clearly some form of entertainment, isn't it? And
It makes me always Is.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
It a sport though? Are they playing a game? Or
as you say, is.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
This a showcase for us the human species to look at?
And I always to think about like aliens coming down
and just sort of seeing like how we've figured out
a way to entertain ourselves as a species, and like
this is the beast we've come up with. It's just
it's tragic. It is tragic aliens. We've got lasers aliens.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Like, so if we go there, we need to dress
the humans up in whatever we wear and make them
do what we do.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Is this the moment where aliens landed and then they
turned around and fucked off?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah? I think so.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
If they've landed, we've got the bitch what you're doing that?
She We're gonna We're turning a plane around. I'm sorry,
we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
We're going back to con the reveal for this photo?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Did they guess it right?
Speaker 6 (12:04):
The reveal is coming.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Writer.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
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Speaker 2 (12:11):
In twenty fourteen, to celebrate their country's return to the
World Cup after a sixteen year absence, Colombian sheep farmers
put together a game of sheep football. They dressed them
in the colors of Colombia and their rivals Brazil, which
would be the green and yellow. There five hundred spectators
(12:31):
attended as the sheep, who had been trained for two
weeks prior to recognize and kick a foam ball, battled
it out.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Well, they didn't really battle it out. I pissed off.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Wait for it.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
The result was a four to three victory in the
favor of Colombia.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Oh what a coincidence. That's the hosting team one. It's
almost like they did They didn't tie the ball to
the other team once.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Maybe they put the other team on a patch of
nice grass and they just ran their favorite sheep around
five hundred.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
God, they must have told them there was an alpacker
coming exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Chris Parker, Alex Will thank you very much for being
a part of this picture discuss.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Thank you for giving me this image. I'll never forget it.
I'll never forget it. Take this one straight to the
our pack of farm, right to the wing.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Seriously though.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
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