July 1, 2024 • 12 mins
Brett Blake and Nick Capper pull out their best guess and take a slash at why this man is holding a tray of drinks at the urinal.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There's one picture with no context and two comedians with
no clue. This is Picture Discuss. In this episode, a
man stands at a bathroom urinol. Next to him is
another man holding a tray of champagne. Can Brett Blake
and Nick Kappa tell us why stick around to the
end of the episode to find out.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Now here's your host, Merrick Watts. Thank you very much
for joining me and my guests where we're going to
discuss some pictures today. You want to have a look
at the picture, easy, it's on your phone. Just have
a look at it. There it is, or you can
also find it on Instagram. Here we go, Brett Blake,
Nick Kappa, Welcome to this episode of Picture Discuss. Let's
discuss this picture, Nick Kappa. What is happening in this picture?
(00:46):
Not a lot, but there's it's interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
There's a bloke urinating at a urinol and there's another
bloke that seems to be urinating, and he's holding three
glasses of wine on a tray. Now, I said that
men can't do two things at once and multitask.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, we're going to pull this apart. But as a
qualified wine expert. As you know that I am. I
had to add this one. The guy on the right
also looks a little bit like me from behind. It is,
in fact me. That's the end of the episode. Thanks for.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well. If you look closely, the other guy's me.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
A classic one too, so that I.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Don't know if you.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Look down, I'm actually lying beneath.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
A scuba suit. He's the boy.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Checking out your sacks.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I knew you were trough man it so long.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Hey, everyone's got a king. You think it's a guy?
I didn't. I didn't see the guy in the suit
as peeing.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I thought it was like maybe you know, it's like
a fancy restaurant and like the guy's handing you champagne.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
As you pissed.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh that's not bad, you know what I.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Mean, Like it's like a five star hotel. But he's
got his hand on the wall, so that does indicate
he is pissing. But like, to me, that's the perfect
fucking urinal, you know, one in, one out.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
One out. Yeah, you don't need to need to leave.
It's just like it's like a changeover. It's a little
bit like you know Grand Prix casts when they come
into the pits. It's just like super fast, crazy efficient.
This is the greatest form of drinking.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I've pissed one on the way out, see you later,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So here's the thing, right, He's got his hand on
the wall there, which makes me think, like that's like
I don't want to go too much in the details
of how man urinate, but typically it's if you've had
a few drinks, you sometimes need a steadier. You know,
you need the steadier where you just put that one
hand on the wall and the other one you can
kind of you know, you need to, you know, make
sure that the fire hose is pointed at the fire
(02:42):
So you've got the hand on there is the steadier,
and you get the fire house. Now, what's going on
with the hose If it's not, if it's just going
to be flailing about. It's got a tray drinks tray there,
I'd be very very worried about that.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Soon he could have a big piece on him and
he doesn't need to hold it, you know what I mean.
It could be he could have aph on him. It's
a basket. It's laying in the basket, which is the
bottom of the trough that's true.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, I feel like it's either it could be the
ballsiest waiter of all time. He's like, I really need
to go. I just no one will notice he's taken
him in.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Does a little stop off, back out.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Okay, hear me out. Could this be a prank? So
that's not a waiter, or maybe it is. But the
other guy who's winging, he's pissing into these champagne flutes.
Notice how there's no bubbles in them. Could be anything,
so it does look still.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
It could be piss.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
That could be a tray of piss. And it's like,
how do I ruin someone's night?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Check this out?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Pissing and glasses? He was saying, glass.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It's true because I think the most disturbing about this
picture is the color of that champagne. When you think
it's it's no good, wouldn't be. That's a bad color
for a champagne. That's not a touch of orangeine there
at all, just fizz.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I can tell you right now, that's awful. That glass.
There's no moss, as we would say in the wine
history guys.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Time Brett and I bought champagne from a vineyard near
Bunderberg and.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Was that kind of bundy tasting that.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I had.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I had half a bottle of it and then went
to bed at ten o'clock on New Year's was still
massively hung over the next day.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, that's rum, that's champagne.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
It was sham in this area. And the lady is like, well,
the way we do it here a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We do it here is we just make some stuff.
We just mix some chemicals together. And the.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Lady was a witch. She was holding fact.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
We did drink a leader.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
It did.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Actually were at the rum factor before this happens that
there's a few other factors involved.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Have you seen anything weirder than this in a bathroom?
You know? And ever witnessed anything weirder than this in
a bathroom?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I have? I have man straight on the top of
my head.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
One time I walked into the toilets at the Colombian
Hotel in Sydney and there was a woman eating a
family sized meat pie over the sink.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Wow. Yeah, yeah, you know the you know, the black
and goal over the sick.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Need to know the temperature, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, yeah, yeah, she's just eating it over the stick.
And I walked in she goes, what are you doing here?
It's the men's toilet. What are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Like, and it was She's like lunch dick, Yeah, where
you eat your pies. The other most disturbing thing about
it wasn't even the witching hour.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It wasn't even at like two am or nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, after midnight. If you see that, you're like, okay,
I can do it. I can do with that.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Remember when we went to the Lunatics in Oh, yes,
the Lunatic and we went on a dirt bike adventure
a Lunatic in and the toilet was broken and it
had a sign and said shitter is broken. Ten dollar
haircuts on a Tuesday. And I was like, I'm not
a genius, but I reckon the hair has clogged that toilet.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
And then there was a guy that came up to
us when we're on the toilet, when we're peeing next
to each.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Other, and was like ha ha ha, and then he goes,
but you don't get that in the city. And then
just and that was it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That was it, aprop nothing.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
But that was also the same guy that later that
night we had a few beers the pub run out
of alcohol and yeah, yeah, insane.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
It ran out of alcohol.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
There was a signed photo, was a sign photo of
Muhammad Ali or Rocky.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
There's a signed photo of Rocky And then my mate
walks up and he goes, I hope they know that
Rocky is not a real person.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
And there's I think it was a photo of Muhammad
Ali and it said Muhammad Ali's fake signature, and then
underneath it said great drinks.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Great drinks, like you've been at the pub.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Great drinks. The Muslim boxer from America who has never
been to Australia has probably not gone to that part.
I'll have just a I'm going to coke. Yeah, and
it was gone. You know what, there's a different type
of rom and coke.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You give me a post of myself? Yeah, give me
posted myself. I'm gonna sign it right now because I
want people to know that I stand by this thing
that I would never normally do.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Great drinks, guys, Great drinks guys, but the best the
highlight was the same guy that was like ah ah,
scaring us. He was a bit of a character around
the bar. He drank like fourteen siders or whatever. He
was a bit of a nuisance and a bit of
a grub and everyone on the table ordered parmas besides me.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I had a steak. And then he comes up to
the table and he.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Goes, haha, enjoined the parmers and everyone's like, yeah, they're great.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
He gets yeap crumb to myself.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh god man.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It was so bro and the parma was going like
I was loving the partmer until he said that. I
was like, oh my god, crumbed myself and he was like, myself.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
There is no way this blog's ever washed.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Is the sort of guy he has the crappy He's
the guy on the right hand side of this picture
who's going to walk out with that washing his hands
to grub. What do you reckon? The guy on the
right does for a living? Because I can tell you
right now what he is and he isn't real estate
agent from Sydney. And how do I know that Because
he's not doing coke in a cubicle.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
It could be racking off his you know, he could
be putting a lot of big line on his on
his but he really does that.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
What's his job?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I reckon? I reckon?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
You know, you know how a guy that works at
like one of those parking places.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, yeah, it's just like right, yeah, yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
He walks around, he's just like, hey, you know my
tickets gyms in the parking machine. That's the kind of
guy who walks out and goes, yeah, he fix this
in the office.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Something that's like, you know, he's got a little man energy.
You know, he looks like a small little dude. He
looks like a real pain in the ass. And also
he looks like he's looking real hard at his dick,
which means he's probably got a small dick.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
So they are my two observations of a guy.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, we don't tend to stare at it just because
it's you know, small. It's just like, you know, we
just kind of just go about like the yeah, yeah,
we don't need to do that. No, we don't need
to stare at it. It's just you just get on
with it like everyone else. You'd be surprised, like how
how close are we able to like regular people? Okay,
can I have your attention to this set of this?
(09:03):
Because I reckon, part of me says that this is
a set that there is not actually anywhere because I
don't know, but there's no button for the urinal, the flush.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
It could be one of those sense to ones. They
got those fancy ones at the airport. Now you don't
need that.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, if this is it feels like it feels like
it's fake, like a stock photo.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Maybe they go on the stock photo guys have looked around.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
They go, hey, man, there's too many photos of old
blokes near computers. What we need to do is we
need to spice things up. We need stock photos of
people pissing. And they're like, yeah, but we can't just
have people pissing. See you what's cool? What's classy wine glasses?
Put that in this class cool guys put champagne glasses.
And then all of a sudden they're like, oh man,
(09:45):
you would you would. The new bloke who works it,
I don't know, fucking stockphotos dot Com. He's killing it.
He's killing you should see this this champagne glass thing.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Take it out of the box.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah. They show it to the CEO and he's like,
fire him.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
But then they're all along because they've got them on
Picture Discuss.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It's man made their fortune.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
No one's going to need an article for this. Only
three in breads in a radio studio whatever talk about this.
You know there's only two of you.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
All right. Time to find out where this picture actually
comes from. What is the purpose of it? Did you
like this picture?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Discussion, Share it with a friend and check out some
of our older episodes.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
In two thousand and five, and a newly renovated public
toilet on Oxford Street in London, what could be right here?
A waiter offers glasses of champagne to VIP guests. Westminster
Council City Council opened Britain's best public toilet with this
champagne reception as a major highlight.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
So this one, this one's best bathroom and so as
a result they had a champagne so abration of it.
So they supposed to they're to drink, and that is waiting.
He's waiting for that guy to finish up, so then
he can you offer another person and he doesn't want
to look at it because it's weird. You know, you
don't want to make contact one of the other guy's wing. Yes,
I have held back one small key detail. The guy
(11:19):
in the pink shirt on the right is not actually urinating.
He's holding a family sized pie. He's about to eat
a femicized pie.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Is it warm or cold?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I will never tell you this is going to ruin
my sleep tonight because if it's not, if it's cold,
it's fucking weird.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
And I'm either jealous or you know, I'm okay with
this guy, because if if he's got the pie down,
I'm not jealous. But if the pie is in his
mouth and he's hands are that low, I'm very jealous.
He is a family, you know, that is a good family.
That's like one of those traveler ones you buy the Servo, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
The long traveler ones, the long ones.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, I was aking for a while.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
When you know what, we're just going to edit that
last sentence that you said out and we're going to
isolate that and put that on social media.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I like the long I like the long ones.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
You don't think you keep saying, Oh, I'm a trough
boy and I love it. I reckon, that's a better one.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I'm a trough boy. I'm not circumcised.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
You can hit it between two bits of wood. I
said a lot of shit on here, and that's what
you went with.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, Nick Kapa, Brett Blake, thank you for being a
part of this picture discuss.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Thanks mate.
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There's one picture with no context and two comedians with
no clue. This is Picture Discuss. In this episode, a
man stands at a bathroom urinol. Next to him is
another man holding a tray of champagne. Can Brett Blake
and Nick Kappa tell us why stick around to the
end of the episode to find out.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Now here's your host, Merrick Watts. Thank you very much
for joining me and my guests where we're going to
discuss some pictures today. You want to have a look
at the picture, easy, it's on your phone. Just have
a look at it. There it is, or you can
also find it on Instagram. Here we go, Brett Blake,
Nick Kappa, Welcome to this episode of Picture Discuss. Let's
discuss this picture, Nick Kappa. What is happening in this picture?
(00:46):
Not a lot, but there's it's interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
There's a bloke urinating at a urinol and there's another
bloke that seems to be urinating, and he's holding three
glasses of wine on a tray. Now, I said that
men can't do two things at once and multitask.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, we're going to pull this apart. But as a
qualified wine expert. As you know that I am. I
had to add this one. The guy on the right
also looks a little bit like me from behind. It is,
in fact me. That's the end of the episode. Thanks for.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well. If you look closely, the other guy's me.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
A classic one too, so that I.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Don't know if you.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Look down, I'm actually lying beneath.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
A scuba suit. He's the boy.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Checking out your sacks.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I knew you were trough man it so long.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Hey, everyone's got a king. You think it's a guy?
I didn't. I didn't see the guy in the suit
as peeing.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I thought it was like maybe you know, it's like
a fancy restaurant and like the guy's handing you champagne.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
As you pissed.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh that's not bad, you know what I.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Mean, Like it's like a five star hotel. But he's
got his hand on the wall, so that does indicate
he is pissing. But like, to me, that's the perfect
fucking urinal, you know, one in, one out.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
One out. Yeah, you don't need to need to leave.
It's just like it's like a changeover. It's a little
bit like you know Grand Prix casts when they come
into the pits. It's just like super fast, crazy efficient.
This is the greatest form of drinking.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I've pissed one on the way out, see you later,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So here's the thing, right, He's got his hand on
the wall there, which makes me think, like that's like
I don't want to go too much in the details
of how man urinate, but typically it's if you've had
a few drinks, you sometimes need a steadier. You know,
you need the steadier where you just put that one
hand on the wall and the other one you can
kind of you know, you need to, you know, make
sure that the fire hose is pointed at the fire
(02:42):
So you've got the hand on there is the steadier,
and you get the fire house. Now, what's going on
with the hose If it's not, if it's just going
to be flailing about. It's got a tray drinks tray there,
I'd be very very worried about that.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Soon he could have a big piece on him and
he doesn't need to hold it, you know what I mean.
It could be he could have aph on him. It's
a basket. It's laying in the basket, which is the
bottom of the trough that's true.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, I feel like it's either it could be the
ballsiest waiter of all time. He's like, I really need
to go. I just no one will notice he's taken
him in.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Does a little stop off, back out.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Okay, hear me out. Could this be a prank? So
that's not a waiter, or maybe it is. But the
other guy who's winging, he's pissing into these champagne flutes.
Notice how there's no bubbles in them. Could be anything,
so it does look still.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
It could be piss.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
That could be a tray of piss. And it's like,
how do I ruin someone's night?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Check this out?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Pissing and glasses? He was saying, glass.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It's true because I think the most disturbing about this
picture is the color of that champagne. When you think
it's it's no good, wouldn't be. That's a bad color
for a champagne. That's not a touch of orangeine there
at all, just fizz.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I can tell you right now, that's awful. That glass.
There's no moss, as we would say in the wine
history guys.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Time Brett and I bought champagne from a vineyard near
Bunderberg and.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Was that kind of bundy tasting that.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I had.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I had half a bottle of it and then went
to bed at ten o'clock on New Year's was still
massively hung over the next day.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, that's rum, that's champagne.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
It was sham in this area. And the lady is like, well,
the way we do it here a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We do it here is we just make some stuff.
We just mix some chemicals together. And the.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Lady was a witch. She was holding fact.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
We did drink a leader.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
It did.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Actually were at the rum factor before this happens that
there's a few other factors involved.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Have you seen anything weirder than this in a bathroom?
You know? And ever witnessed anything weirder than this in
a bathroom?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I have? I have man straight on the top of
my head.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
One time I walked into the toilets at the Colombian
Hotel in Sydney and there was a woman eating a
family sized meat pie over the sink.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Wow. Yeah, yeah, you know the you know, the black
and goal over the sick.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Need to know the temperature, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, yeah, yeah, she's just eating it over the stick.
And I walked in she goes, what are you doing here?
It's the men's toilet. What are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Like, and it was She's like lunch dick, Yeah, where
you eat your pies. The other most disturbing thing about
it wasn't even the witching hour.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It wasn't even at like two am or nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, after midnight. If you see that, you're like, okay,
I can do it. I can do with that.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Remember when we went to the Lunatics in Oh, yes,
the Lunatic and we went on a dirt bike adventure
a Lunatic in and the toilet was broken and it
had a sign and said shitter is broken. Ten dollar
haircuts on a Tuesday. And I was like, I'm not
a genius, but I reckon the hair has clogged that toilet.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
And then there was a guy that came up to
us when we're on the toilet, when we're peeing next
to each.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Other, and was like ha ha ha, and then he goes,
but you don't get that in the city. And then
just and that was it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That was it, aprop nothing.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
But that was also the same guy that later that
night we had a few beers the pub run out
of alcohol and yeah, yeah, insane.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
It ran out of alcohol.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
There was a signed photo, was a sign photo of
Muhammad Ali or Rocky.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
There's a signed photo of Rocky And then my mate
walks up and he goes, I hope they know that
Rocky is not a real person.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
And there's I think it was a photo of Muhammad
Ali and it said Muhammad Ali's fake signature, and then
underneath it said great drinks.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Great drinks, like you've been at the pub.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Great drinks. The Muslim boxer from America who has never
been to Australia has probably not gone to that part.
I'll have just a I'm going to coke. Yeah, and
it was gone. You know what, there's a different type
of rom and coke.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You give me a post of myself? Yeah, give me
posted myself. I'm gonna sign it right now because I
want people to know that I stand by this thing
that I would never normally do.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Great drinks, guys, Great drinks guys, but the best the
highlight was the same guy that was like ah ah,
scaring us. He was a bit of a character around
the bar. He drank like fourteen siders or whatever. He
was a bit of a nuisance and a bit of
a grub and everyone on the table ordered parmas besides me.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I had a steak. And then he comes up to
the table and he.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Goes, haha, enjoined the parmers and everyone's like, yeah, they're great.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
He gets yeap crumb to myself.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh god man.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It was so bro and the parma was going like
I was loving the partmer until he said that. I
was like, oh my god, crumbed myself and he was like, myself.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
There is no way this blog's ever washed.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Is the sort of guy he has the crappy He's
the guy on the right hand side of this picture
who's going to walk out with that washing his hands
to grub. What do you reckon? The guy on the
right does for a living? Because I can tell you
right now what he is and he isn't real estate
agent from Sydney. And how do I know that Because
he's not doing coke in a cubicle.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
It could be racking off his you know, he could
be putting a lot of big line on his on
his but he really does that.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
What's his job?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I reckon? I reckon?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
You know, you know how a guy that works at
like one of those parking places.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, yeah, it's just like right, yeah, yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
He walks around, he's just like, hey, you know my
tickets gyms in the parking machine. That's the kind of
guy who walks out and goes, yeah, he fix this
in the office.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Something that's like, you know, he's got a little man energy.
You know, he looks like a small little dude. He
looks like a real pain in the ass. And also
he looks like he's looking real hard at his dick,
which means he's probably got a small dick.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
So they are my two observations of a guy.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, we don't tend to stare at it just because
it's you know, small. It's just like, you know, we
just kind of just go about like the yeah, yeah,
we don't need to do that. No, we don't need
to stare at it. It's just you just get on
with it like everyone else. You'd be surprised, like how
how close are we able to like regular people? Okay,
can I have your attention to this set of this?
(09:03):
Because I reckon, part of me says that this is
a set that there is not actually anywhere because I
don't know, but there's no button for the urinal, the flush.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
It could be one of those sense to ones. They
got those fancy ones at the airport. Now you don't
need that.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, if this is it feels like it feels like
it's fake, like a stock photo.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Maybe they go on the stock photo guys have looked around.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
They go, hey, man, there's too many photos of old
blokes near computers. What we need to do is we
need to spice things up. We need stock photos of
people pissing. And they're like, yeah, but we can't just
have people pissing. See you what's cool? What's classy wine glasses?
Put that in this class cool guys put champagne glasses.
And then all of a sudden they're like, oh man,
(09:45):
you would you would. The new bloke who works it,
I don't know, fucking stockphotos dot Com. He's killing it.
He's killing you should see this this champagne glass thing.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Take it out of the box.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah. They show it to the CEO and he's like,
fire him.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
But then they're all along because they've got them on
Picture Discuss.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It's man made their fortune.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
No one's going to need an article for this. Only
three in breads in a radio studio whatever talk about this.
You know there's only two of you.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
All right. Time to find out where this picture actually
comes from. What is the purpose of it? Did you
like this picture?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Discussion, Share it with a friend and check out some
of our older episodes.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
In two thousand and five, and a newly renovated public
toilet on Oxford Street in London, what could be right here?
A waiter offers glasses of champagne to VIP guests. Westminster
Council City Council opened Britain's best public toilet with this
champagne reception as a major highlight.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
So this one, this one's best bathroom and so as
a result they had a champagne so abration of it.
So they supposed to they're to drink, and that is waiting.
He's waiting for that guy to finish up, so then
he can you offer another person and he doesn't want
to look at it because it's weird. You know, you
don't want to make contact one of the other guy's wing. Yes,
I have held back one small key detail. The guy
(11:19):
in the pink shirt on the right is not actually urinating.
He's holding a family sized pie. He's about to eat
a femicized pie.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Is it warm or cold?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I will never tell you this is going to ruin
my sleep tonight because if it's not, if it's cold,
it's fucking weird.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
And I'm either jealous or you know, I'm okay with
this guy, because if if he's got the pie down,
I'm not jealous. But if the pie is in his
mouth and he's hands are that low, I'm very jealous.
He is a family, you know, that is a good family.
That's like one of those traveler ones you buy the Servo, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
The long traveler ones, the long ones.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, I was aking for a while.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
When you know what, we're just going to edit that
last sentence that you said out and we're going to
isolate that and put that on social media.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I like the long I like the long ones.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
You don't think you keep saying, Oh, I'm a trough
boy and I love it. I reckon, that's a better one.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I'm a trough boy. I'm not circumcised.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
You can hit it between two bits of wood. I
said a lot of shit on here, and that's what
you went with.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, Nick Kapa, Brett Blake, thank you for being a
part of this picture discuss.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Thanks mate.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
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