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Speaker 1 (00:00):
These are my confessions Robin and.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Chips cos.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Hey Justine of Mount Crosby.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hello, Hello Justine.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Now this is normally where people give confessions about something
that they've done in their lives, but you're actually confessing
for someone else here.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Yes, I'm confessing for my husband because he never will.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Ooh, I like this.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Okay, what happened to your husband?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Well, we're both in our fifties and when he was
around twelve years old, he was firing with a rifle,
knocking cans over. Yeah, and his best friend got a
note and he shot my husband.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Wow. So was it an accidental shoot?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yeah, yeah, they were playing.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
They were playing and he got shot.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Well yeah, well he hasn't told me the full details.
I only know roughly what happened. And he got shot
in the side of his torso and obviously they were
both scared because they weren't meant to be playing with
the raffle to start with.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Right, So did he blade?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Well I'm guessing so I.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Didn't know, but it broke the skin.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Pellets may not be as penitive trim.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Well, what happened is is his friend his mom's a nurse,
and they ran into the house his mom actually saw
what had happened, said he couldn't say anything. She took
the pellet out and stitched him up, so.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
She sort of did a little bit of kitchen surgery
stitches and said, don't say anything because he obviously didn't
want your husband's mom to know that he'd been shot
by her son.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, and his mom has never known. And I said,
how can your mom never know? And he said, oh,
I always kept a shirt on. And obviously he's older Knight,
so mom has never ever ever known.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Is there a scar? Like, is it noticed?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You can see it?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yes, she can see it.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Goodness, Can we get your husband up? We need to
talk to him about this.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
My children always threaten him, you know, like, you know,
can we go out, you know, past nine o'clock? And
if he says no, she says, oh, well, will tell.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Grandma grandma bullet wound.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What's his name?
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Cookie?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Of course it is.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Hey, Cookie, Hey, Hello.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Hello, Cookie, Welcome to the show. This is Robin and
Kid from Kiss ninety seven to three. Mate, we've just
been talking with your lovely wife Justine.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Now I'm worried.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, you might need to be a little bit because
apparently you have a very defining feature on your body.
Do you know what that is?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I've got too much and my body will to stitch
together right on perth ago.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I don't know if I can say this, but when
I was about twelve, I was mucking around with my mate,
staring birds away. His brother was shooting stuff with an
air rifle. Yeah, and we annoyed him so much that
he's tasted around a bit and kind have shot me
through the belly. So we were absolutely Bearfore we're going
to get in trouble, obviously, And we went to my
(02:50):
mate's mum. She's a baker, so she's not given in
ther you. Was pretty upset with it all, and she
got out some filling gear and stitched me out and
said that I wasn't allowed to tell my mother or
anybody to this day, many forty years, never told my mother.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I mean, you are solid as a rock. There's one
thing I'm learning right there, Cookie, is that you can
hold a secret. And the mum wasn't even a nurse.
We heard it.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
It's just a baker stitch me up because she said, oh,
he'll go to jail if you're telling.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You that it is your mom still around.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
She's still around, and.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
She's never seen this car.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
To ask, she's never seen this gar because I went
off the boarding school not long after that, and I
don't think I overhead my top off half of that.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So Cookie, here's the thing, right, we've been asking confessions
for cash, so Justine thought she would tell us your confession,
and I reckon that this is a really good confession, right,
so this is worth how much, kip.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Do you wreckon? Four hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Four hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
We will give you straight off the bar for this confession. However,
if you will let us ring your mum and you
tell her, we'll give you a thousand bucks twelve hundred.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
There are statute of limitations on getting your slip on
the bomb from your mum.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Surely you're fine now, Cookie, Yeah, come on, come, it'd
be great.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, Justine, whose side are you on? Do you want
twelve hundred bucks?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Just I have to live with him.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, but the kids won't use it, they don't use
it against you.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
More.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
We could probably ring mum. Yes, yes, that's a lot
of money.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Come on, you're in, you're in?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Can we call your mum?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay? Hang on one sect. We're going to get your
mom's number and then we'll do this and you guys
stay there.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Okay, Okay, here.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Good morning Joan, you got us there?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yes, here, Hi Joan.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Now we've just heard that you're in Geelong, right.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Yeah, Well at the moment, we're in kipps Lang Lovely.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
So this is Robin and Kip from Kiss ninety seven
three and Bride. We're a radio station here in Brizzy
and we were just been talking with Cookie and his
lovely wife Justine.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yes, it was Cookie.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
A good boy. Where is he in the family.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
He's number two out of four and he was a
rascal when he was little.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
He was always in the mischief and.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
We always said if we got to the age of two,
we were doing very well.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So did he ever like hide things from you? Did
you know all the mischief he got up to.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
No, he didn't hide anything.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
It was just the things he did.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
He was very adventurous.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
What were his friends like, Joan, He did he hang
out with a good crowd.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yes, he had a great bunch of fellows and they
did lots of things. I went camping and hiking together
and did lots of great things.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Is that your husband?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
J Yeah, that's another Cookie, Cookie, Cookie.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'm so glad we've got both of Cookie's parents. There's
just one more question I had before we bring your
son in, because he wants to tell you something that's
really important.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
But what are you like as a person?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Joan? Are you someone that gets angry?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Depends on the situation.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I'd pretty like that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
But if Cookie, if you asked him the same question,
he say, I do get crossed?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Does she get across? What about you, Cookie Senior? Does
she get cross?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
All right, because your son is just about to tell
you something and he's a little bit scared. Oh okay, Cookie.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
When we were at Malakuta and I won't say the
people that you'll work it out, they may have been
in the bakery. I was my best friend at the time,
and we were being annoying with best friend's brother who
was shooting at cans and birds and things, and we
were annoying him a lot, and he turned around and
chased us and he might have shot me in the
(06:49):
belly with an air gun with an air and where
you're finding it funny? And then of course we thought
we were in the so we went to his mother,
who then poured the palette out and she put a
cup of stitches in and said that we weren't allowed
to tell in your body because his eldest son would
go to jail. So we fall kept that a secret
(07:12):
until now. I got this little star in my belly.
It's a little round circle with four little marks around
it where.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I know exactly who you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah, well I gave you that much, Joan.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
How are we feeling about now?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I'm not surprised, are you cranky?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, it's the sort of thing he would have done, do.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You know, Joan? The Cookies kids for years now have
been threatening to tell you.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
They've been getting out of situations, they've been getting extra
pockemout him because we're going to tell.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Grandma about this, about the scar. And now he's finally
come clean and you're fine with it.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Yeah, expressed there is a statute of limitations of Crossnessny.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
And Cookie Senior no comments.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
No, I think as Jones is sort of thing you'd expect.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Not even nearly surprised that you got shot by a
mate and then hid the story for forty years.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Cookie, I'm more worried, so Cookie junior.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
How you feeling now?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Do you feel better for getting that off your chest
for forty years?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Probably a bit relieved, and I'm probably expecting a phone
call at this for a few more details.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
So you get you'll get the real reaction when we're
off there. You reckon, Cookie.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Had a good sport.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
There you go, Jo?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Do you know that because your son was so brave,
he's just got himself like he's earned some cash.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Out of this. He wasn't prepared to call.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
We had to give him, right, twelve hundred dollars is
what he's just earned a telling you this story.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well done, you're paying for dinners. It's cookie sen A. Well,
thank you, Joan, thank you, Cookie.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Thank you? A meal at least a meal.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
And cookie r.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You're okay, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I'm still a bit nervous, but I'm all right.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
We've got your wife Justine back up. Hey, Justini, did
it you really?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
He just did? And she laughed, Oh oh good, Sorry, Cooky, Sorry,
that's all right.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Do you think it's going to be other consequences?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Public consequences for me is they'll get the piss taken
out of me for.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
For a long time okay, hundred dollars to take care
of this worth it?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Well, thank you Justin for contacting the show. Thanks for
sharing your story Cookie, Well done mate.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Thank you
These are my confessions Robin and.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Chips cos.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Hey Justine of Mount Crosby.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hello, Hello Justine.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Now this is normally where people give confessions about something
that they've done in their lives, but you're actually confessing
for someone else here.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Yes, I'm confessing for my husband because he never will.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Ooh, I like this.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Okay, what happened to your husband?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Well, we're both in our fifties and when he was
around twelve years old, he was firing with a rifle,
knocking cans over. Yeah, and his best friend got a
note and he shot my husband.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Wow. So was it an accidental shoot?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yeah, yeah, they were playing.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
They were playing and he got shot.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Well yeah, well he hasn't told me the full details.
I only know roughly what happened. And he got shot
in the side of his torso and obviously they were
both scared because they weren't meant to be playing with
the raffle to start with.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Right, So did he blade?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Well I'm guessing so I.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Didn't know, but it broke the skin.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Pellets may not be as penitive trim.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Well, what happened is is his friend his mom's a nurse,
and they ran into the house his mom actually saw
what had happened, said he couldn't say anything. She took
the pellet out and stitched him up, so.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
She sort of did a little bit of kitchen surgery
stitches and said, don't say anything because he obviously didn't
want your husband's mom to know that he'd been shot
by her son.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, and his mom has never known. And I said,
how can your mom never know? And he said, oh,
I always kept a shirt on. And obviously he's older Knight,
so mom has never ever ever known.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Is there a scar? Like, is it noticed?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You can see it?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yes, she can see it.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Goodness, Can we get your husband up? We need to
talk to him about this.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
My children always threaten him, you know, like, you know,
can we go out, you know, past nine o'clock? And
if he says no, she says, oh, well, will tell.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Grandma grandma bullet wound.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What's his name?
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Cookie?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Of course it is.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Hey, Cookie, Hey, Hello.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Hello, Cookie, Welcome to the show. This is Robin and
Kid from Kiss ninety seven to three. Mate, we've just
been talking with your lovely wife Justine.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Now I'm worried.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, you might need to be a little bit because
apparently you have a very defining feature on your body.
Do you know what that is?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I've got too much and my body will to stitch
together right on perth ago.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I don't know if I can say this, but when
I was about twelve, I was mucking around with my mate,
staring birds away. His brother was shooting stuff with an
air rifle. Yeah, and we annoyed him so much that
he's tasted around a bit and kind have shot me
through the belly. So we were absolutely Bearfore we're going
to get in trouble, obviously, And we went to my
(02:50):
mate's mum. She's a baker, so she's not given in
ther you. Was pretty upset with it all, and she
got out some filling gear and stitched me out and
said that I wasn't allowed to tell my mother or
anybody to this day, many forty years, never told my mother.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I mean, you are solid as a rock. There's one
thing I'm learning right there, Cookie, is that you can
hold a secret. And the mum wasn't even a nurse.
We heard it.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
It's just a baker stitch me up because she said, oh,
he'll go to jail if you're telling.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You that it is your mom still around.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
She's still around, and.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
She's never seen this car.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
To ask, she's never seen this gar because I went
off the boarding school not long after that, and I
don't think I overhead my top off half of that.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So Cookie, here's the thing, right, we've been asking confessions
for cash, so Justine thought she would tell us your confession,
and I reckon that this is a really good confession, right,
so this is worth how much, kip.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Do you wreckon? Four hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Four hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
We will give you straight off the bar for this confession. However,
if you will let us ring your mum and you
tell her, we'll give you a thousand bucks twelve hundred.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
There are statute of limitations on getting your slip on
the bomb from your mum.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Surely you're fine now, Cookie, Yeah, come on, come, it'd
be great.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, Justine, whose side are you on? Do you want
twelve hundred bucks?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Just I have to live with him.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, but the kids won't use it, they don't use
it against you.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
More.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
We could probably ring mum. Yes, yes, that's a lot
of money.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Come on, you're in, you're in?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Can we call your mum?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay? Hang on one sect. We're going to get your
mom's number and then we'll do this and you guys
stay there.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Okay, Okay, here.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Good morning Joan, you got us there?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yes, here, Hi Joan.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Now we've just heard that you're in Geelong, right.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Yeah, Well at the moment, we're in kipps Lang Lovely.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
So this is Robin and Kip from Kiss ninety seven
three and Bride. We're a radio station here in Brizzy
and we were just been talking with Cookie and his
lovely wife Justine.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yes, it was Cookie.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
A good boy. Where is he in the family.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
He's number two out of four and he was a
rascal when he was little.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
He was always in the mischief and.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
We always said if we got to the age of two,
we were doing very well.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So did he ever like hide things from you? Did
you know all the mischief he got up to.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
No, he didn't hide anything.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
It was just the things he did.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
He was very adventurous.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
What were his friends like, Joan, He did he hang
out with a good crowd.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yes, he had a great bunch of fellows and they
did lots of things. I went camping and hiking together
and did lots of great things.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Is that your husband?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
J Yeah, that's another Cookie, Cookie, Cookie.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'm so glad we've got both of Cookie's parents. There's
just one more question I had before we bring your
son in, because he wants to tell you something that's
really important.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
But what are you like as a person?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Joan? Are you someone that gets angry?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Depends on the situation.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I'd pretty like that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
But if Cookie, if you asked him the same question,
he say, I do get crossed?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Does she get across? What about you, Cookie Senior? Does
she get cross?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
All right, because your son is just about to tell
you something and he's a little bit scared. Oh okay, Cookie.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
When we were at Malakuta and I won't say the
people that you'll work it out, they may have been
in the bakery. I was my best friend at the time,
and we were being annoying with best friend's brother who
was shooting at cans and birds and things, and we
were annoying him a lot, and he turned around and
chased us and he might have shot me in the
(06:49):
belly with an air gun with an air and where
you're finding it funny? And then of course we thought
we were in the so we went to his mother,
who then poured the palette out and she put a
cup of stitches in and said that we weren't allowed
to tell in your body because his eldest son would
go to jail. So we fall kept that a secret
(07:12):
until now. I got this little star in my belly.
It's a little round circle with four little marks around
it where.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I know exactly who you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah, well I gave you that much, Joan.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
How are we feeling about now?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I'm not surprised, are you cranky?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, it's the sort of thing he would have done, do.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You know, Joan? The Cookies kids for years now have
been threatening to tell you.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
They've been getting out of situations, they've been getting extra
pockemout him because we're going to tell.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Grandma about this, about the scar. And now he's finally
come clean and you're fine with it.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Yeah, expressed there is a statute of limitations of Crossnessny.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
And Cookie Senior no comments.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
No, I think as Jones is sort of thing you'd expect.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Not even nearly surprised that you got shot by a
mate and then hid the story for forty years.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Cookie, I'm more worried, so Cookie junior.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
How you feeling now?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Do you feel better for getting that off your chest
for forty years?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Probably a bit relieved, and I'm probably expecting a phone
call at this for a few more details.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
So you get you'll get the real reaction when we're
off there. You reckon, Cookie.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Had a good sport.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
There you go, Jo?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Do you know that because your son was so brave,
he's just got himself like he's earned some cash.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Out of this. He wasn't prepared to call.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
We had to give him, right, twelve hundred dollars is
what he's just earned a telling you this story.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well done, you're paying for dinners. It's cookie sen A. Well,
thank you, Joan, thank you, Cookie.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Thank you? A meal at least a meal.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
And cookie r.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You're okay, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I'm still a bit nervous, but I'm all right.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
We've got your wife Justine back up. Hey, Justini, did
it you really?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
He just did? And she laughed, Oh oh good, Sorry, Cooky, Sorry,
that's all right.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Do you think it's going to be other consequences?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Public consequences for me is they'll get the piss taken
out of me for.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
For a long time okay, hundred dollars to take care
of this worth it?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Well, thank you Justin for contacting the show. Thanks for
sharing your story Cookie, Well done mate.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Thank you
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