Kip Turns The Queensland Health's Instagram Into A Musical

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thirty. We're having a bit of fun now though with
Queensland Health, who are surprisingly up for fun. Their Instagram
account is full of jokes like I'm just having looked
through now. They've got just a picture of a lady.
It's just her torso and she's got her hands down
in a pant area and the headline is the low
Down on your Downtown A color guide to vaginal discharge.

(00:20):
So just know that we are talking about old themes.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, we definitely are, but they are all medical and
all above board except when you get hold of them.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Well they started it, okay, because they started they put
the words to the Crush song by Jennifer Page and
they changed some of the words to involve thrush, and
so we thought it works in print, but let's actually
hear it. So these this is the song that they
put together just in print, and we've turned it into
a song.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's just a little crush and scrash demas just flush
trash scrash trama.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It was a bit of fun doing the I.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Was just I was hoping you weren't going to go.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I did have a crack at Teddy Swims, which is
well out of my wheelhouse. Singing.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
So did they put the words to this or did
you creatively come up with this?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Creatively came up with this one because I thought this
is it will also work as an ad to encourage
men when it's that time when they've had their family,
which is something that I'm thinking about doing now that
I've got my kids to have a vasectomy. Great, and
so Teddy Swims put it into song in co tru.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
With the versectomy will slash it and snip and do
away with fertility.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Awesome, we have to send it to point now.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh man, that is so good.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
And you are you working on another one?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yes? Because you mentioned our favorite doctor urologist aka penis doctor,
doctor Eric Chung and thought maybe we could do something
for rectile dysfunction. So I've got I'm working on one for.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Eric, doctor Eric, our favorite doctor ever.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Good morning, Good morning, Robin, good morning, Kiv. Hey doctor Chung.
We've been working on some songs this morning, and you've
inspired one of them because you know Queensland Health. I
don't know if you've noticed, but they have a bit
of fun with their Instagram. That's correct, yes, and so
so Robin said, well, because we're putting together songs. They
started it with changing the words from crush to thrush

(02:43):
Jennifer paigehn So Robin said, or why don't you get
why don't you write a song for doctor Eric Chungan perfic?
So I mean, do you do vasectomies?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
We do?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Protected me?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, definitely, so protected me is one of those surgery
they's done either by.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
A general surgeon, are you argers or by the GP. Okay,
well this is one. This is one to get started.
This is not the one specifically for you, but this
is just a prov sectomy song. I thought you might enjoy.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Oh, fantastic in come tru.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
With the versectomy. We'll slash it and snip it, do
away with fertility.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
D Do you.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Think, Oh it brings you to every man's eyes and
probably join to every female.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Back, and now now we've got a song to sing
about it.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Now you've got a song, a provasectomy song for your clinic.
And then I was thinking, also, you know, arectile dysfunction
is a really serious thing, and so maybe we could
have a bit of fun with that. So I wrote
is definitely.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
I can see it in the entry in the India eurobsion.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Now, okay, well how a rectile's dysfunction song.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
No, I'm in the sixties, say little help, but I
just can't get it up. I just can't get it up,
Saddy is true, but I just can't see you get up,
you and.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Vibrant. It's a fun way of saying I can't get
it out.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Oh my gosh, I can just see the women playing
this song in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
So, Eric, is there a future for kid here? Is
there any way we could utilize these songs?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Definitely?

Speaker 5 (04:36):
I don't recognize every topic that we come about talking
about it Kidney to play a new song and then
do something my songwriting with them.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
At the very lest, I'm going to send that to you.
I want it to be your ring time. Thanks not
the junk, Thank you Lord, say right that kid d
me to a bi