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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kids Now with the podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
There's a story floating around this morning out of Sydney
where a couple were blowing up because they went to
a to a home open to an apartment, an expensive apartment,
two bedroom, but it's over a million bucks.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, with the medium price in Sydney at the moment
for apartments is one point six.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
One point six is the medium.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
In city of Sydney.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Wow, no wonder people, no wonder the moving here like
at pace.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, they say let's go north. Oh yeah Brisbane, that's
North Sydney.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Enough, yeah, same beaches.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
So they were blowing up because you know, they had
They're at this open home and there's a big sign
on the door going do not use the toilet. You know,
when they're they're busting they're up on the eighteenth floor
or whatever else and they're what are we supposed to do? Yeah? Well,
and I know that you've got a story about this moment.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
About me, but it was about someone in my family.
We went to an open home. It's a while ago now,
and I think Monty was one, and yeah, it's a
beautiful house. It was a you know, it was probably
probably worth three million dollars. This house you know, seven
years six years ago, double that now yeah, and a beautiful,

(01:15):
great home and then rock up and the agent was
a lady and she loved Monte. I was carrying Montana
and Ti can always makes her kids look beautiful and
dress them up and really good stuff. And I'm like,
well that's the way anyway. But you know, she's like,
can I have a cuddle? And I'm like, oh yeah, no,
worries here she is. I've handed her over. I could

(01:38):
I could smell oh no, yeah, just shit.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
And he still handed your child.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
But like it was like, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
It's in that stage where it's like she's got her
You're already halfway realization that she's just powd herself. And
I exploded, She's only one, like you know, big big explosions.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
And then what was the real estate agent wearing.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
She dressed dress like full white, like the cleanest, brightest
white you could ever think of, and I've gone, no,
she has no, No, that's fine, like no, I love babies.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
She's she And when she had like a nice little
instead of wearing the ones, she would have been a
nice little dress sort of number something with.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
The ones, you know, definitely the ones plenty of plenty
of room.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
So did you go into the toilet?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I said, give her back, I'll take you to the
car and I clean. She goes, no, no, no, like
I just got to use the toilets.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's fine, but.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, and then I found it after that and goes,
you don't understand how bad that wasn't okay? But baby's poop? No, no, no.
She was wearing like a four.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Four thousand and she got and booked. I don't hope
it had to Remember, you can't get away with it.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I just said, makes you so much.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
She would love for someone to be in that open
home just doing a quiet that's the.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Time, okay with someone news my bathroom and home.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
If it's a baby, If it's a baby that needs
to go, which is weird because it's the most disgusting
of the poops, it's everywhere, it's runny, don't care, okay,
but no one else?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
What about it?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Not not not not a not a number two?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Okay, I say they can go and have a little twinkle.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
If you need a week, well, yeah, that's fine, but
I think the other one.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
What are your rules? Thirteen one O six our number? Ask?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I feel like you the agent is it. Is it
okay for us to use it?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
No one's going to do that. No one is going
to do that.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
No one is going to do no one has men
days you close the.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Door, it's just still Yeah. I mean it's also a
risky thing because people come barging in. Yes, that's the
whole point.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, just go off and go do another two on
the talk.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Imagine just imagine that you don't want that home, you
don't want that Well, what are your rules? Thirty and
one A sixty five, So I know if you want
to get involved. Have you ever said, have you seen
that movie? It's it's probably twenty years old. Now. Couple's Retreats,
got yes, Jason Bateman, Vince Vaughans, No, I don't think
it's but they head off to they head off to

(04:17):
a couple's retreat Ireland. But anyway, as they're trying to
organize that, Vince Vaughan is in a store which is
effectively like a Bunnings with his kid, who looks like
he's about three four years old, and there's a display
toilet there.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Kevin, Kevin, that's not a real toilet. Sweet, He's pissing
in the middle of the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
But I gotta go Cynthia and I are willing to
offer you a life changing opportunity.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Jason, you don't understand. My son is literally ping, I gotta.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Go, go, go with it.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
But that's not a real toilet there.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
It looks like it looks real. Okay, it's a.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Whole bit of conversation. You feel better.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, okay, that's nose uf. Don't want me to get
those for.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Christian christen values. They're literally in the middle of bunny.
It's cracking. It's just it's a toilet. The sitting on top,
it's sitting on top of boxes, to child, it's all
the same looks. But have you got a story?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Where did you go that you shouldn't have? What would
you like to say?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Morning, guys. So it's not open home related. Basically, it
was after the twenty eleven floods and on the trading
so a lot of homes over Risbone that were affected
obviously got lifted off the ground. So obviously, you know,
just in case we had another flood in the future
and whatever. So I'm on the job site. I've just
finished my second icebreak of the morning, and the gusta

(05:37):
chann and I'm like, oh, I need to go, and
there is no sight toilet at all. So I've gone
upstairs and there's a big sign on the door do
not use. And I'm like, well, I'm sorry, this is
a matter of life, and I'm amusing, what are you
going to do? Anyways, I've sat down and I found
a Wheels car magazine. I'm like sweet, so like most
folkes would sit there for good half an hour, peking
through the pages. Anyways, done me business, and I flushed

(06:01):
the toilet and the next minute here this big, massive
casplat and I've gone, oh crap, And I've raced downstairs
and there is nothing but blue blue and fermented beef
everywhere and breakers.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
So it wasn't plumb.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
The house is lifted.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
They raised the house. Oh there's a gap. There's a.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
What's important to understand here, Chris, is what you did
in that situation? Did you tell anyone?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Well? Okay, So I'm quickly thought to myself, crap.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
What do I do?

Speaker 4 (06:34):
The house wasn't painted, So I grabbed the hose, dragged
it through the house and started hosing the house out,
hosing down all the crap out. The back door and
then I just packed up my tools and went home.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
And never went back.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
That's exactly

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't know why the ice Breakers made it real,
didn't it really