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Speaker 1 (00:12):
I Heard podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hear more kiss podcasts, playlists and listen live on the
free iHeart apps.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
If you've got a confession, We've got cash thousands to giveaway.
Just go to Kiss ninety seven to three dot com
dot au give me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
With Robin Kid and Coyotes. This is Confessions for cash,
Baby Heymel of Karen Dale, Hey, confessions for cash. This
is worth five hundred bucks. What do you want to
tell us?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
So mine's a little embarrassing, but I'm just gonna wear
it with a thing of honor. I use baby nappies
to go to the toilet, to and from work most days.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Wait what, hang on, hang it, wait you baby nappies.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Wait nappies?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah? Like baby baby like hug you baby nappys.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
You're a small person.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm sure, but I'm not that small.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I didn't think that you would be an adult would
be able to fit intopies.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You would be surprised and how easy it was actually
to use one. They fit perfectly in your underwear. You
just spread them out like you would if you were
putting them on a baby. And they're really easy to
use while you're driving.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
What size they up to? Fixating on the side of
the logistics. So you're wearing what okay, and you're doing
that for you? How long is your trip to work?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Traffic is just not great. It can take up to
two hours at really bad traffic times. So sometimes you
know when a girl's gotta go where girls got to go?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Have you just had a baby?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
No, I actually don't, and I don't have any kids,
but I am an auntie.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, because often after natural childbeare there can be issues
with the incontinent. Yes, so that is not you.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
No. So I grew up regionally and I used to
be able to just pop a squat on the side
of the road if I was going long distances and
my body kind of got trained for that, and well
now I can't do that in the middle of Brisbane.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Right, So this is so it's not that you have
a condition, it's just that you like the convenience. Is
that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Pretty much?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, it's a convenience thing. It's a lot easier to
just pop a nappy on while I'm still driving to
work then have to pull over and spend more time
on the side of the road like at a servo
and try and find a servo and it's just a
lot of hassle.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Are are we just talking number one?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
We gotned number two?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Don't I take.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
My question back?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Don't you don't?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I didn't ask anything.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
You've got to answer.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Any other I have one. I was desperate and I
wasn't feeling great. And I don't judge me for.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
That one that you sat in your own pool.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I don't really see it in it. You can just
like pull it out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay. Well, then this brings me to the next question
that I have in my brain about this is what
do you then do with the nappies when you get
to work?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
This is kind of the only downfall is that I've
had to go out and like buy baby nappy bag
things to keep in my car so that they don't smell.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I can understand if you're driving from say Brisbane to Sydney,
and you've got a twelve out and you've got to
get there and.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You can't, then I would be regional and I could
just poplica.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
But it's the traffic is but it's not that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
There's a lot of surprisingly not many servos along my route.
Have you ever been busted? Has anyone ever noticed?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Occasionally I do get some looks when I'm trying to
like get the nappy underneath me, you know, like when
you're stilled at traffic and stuff, and like it probably
looks like I'm doing something that I shouldn't be doing,
which I guess it kind of Well, you are.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Doing something that.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I think there's no past mark. When was the last
time you did this?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
This morning on the way to work?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Man? Oh, I know you said you've got no kids.
You got a partner in your life.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I do, and he doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Would you like to tell your partner.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
No, I think I think I'm good.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, yeah, I actually I don't want to break up.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Now. Well five hundred bucks, Yeah, it's all yours.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Let's talk about we emergencies. If you've had one thirteen
one oh sixty five, it often happens in the car,
you somewhere, you're busting your court.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It's so different for you guys. Though you've got a
handy thing to take on a picnic.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
We actually do, we do. But if you've had a
wee emergency, we want to hear about it. Thirteen one
a six five. We want to know about your emergencies.
You can remain anonymous, which I believe our first caller
would like to from Cannon Hill.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Hello, what have you done?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Yeah, morning, guys. I actually have to agree with Robin
to some degree. It does hurt if you actually try
and hold it in. But there was one point where
I actually had a bladder infection, and guys know, you know,
bladder infections can get pretty serious as for women as well.
But at this particular point in time, it just happened.
I was working at the time. It just happened to
be bucketing down with rain. I didn't have the chance
(05:54):
to get to the toilet because it was too far
away from from where I was at the time. So
while it was raining, while I was doing my job,
I just decided to let go. My clothes were already
completely foked anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, so you had the perfect disky. It's just like Yvan, Yeah,
your pants are already perfect.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Well everything, my top, my bottoms were all wet anyway,
it's completely saturated. Nobody's going to know until it starts
to smell.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Height your red bank planes what happened?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
So it wasn't me. It was my mother in law.
We were out for a picnic and we're in the
middle of nowhere. She needed to go to the bathroom.
She decided to go behind a tree and copper squat
and she felt something tickling her butt and she wiped
the you know, wiped it thinking it was a leaf,
and it tickled again. Turned around and there was a
(06:50):
cow behind the looking her sairy air.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
She remaned a cow.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Cowt mell.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Ed toe.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Where'd you do it?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
So I was at the hairdressers for probably solid six
hours getting my hair done. I've got sick hair, so
I was sitting for quite a while, and when I left,
I didn't really, you know, obviously have the urge. But
I hit a bit of traffic, the five pm traffic
on the way home, and suddenly obviously got the urge.
But I'm not going to step out on the Centenary
Highway and pop a squad obviously. So luckily I had
(07:40):
a towel in the back of my car, just a
gym towel, and I quickly saw it in my prespheral vision,
grabbed it and threw it under me, and then got
home and cried. But it's fine, you know, I have
whoopees too. Well, have you thought nappies? I think I'd
ever do that? Although you know, like I'm a nurse,
(08:02):
I think it's important to talk about these sort of things.
You know, people adults can have whoop.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Seas and.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, did you throw that tail out?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Have been tell But do you know what I like
about this whole conversation. We have now just come full circle.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
We have all the way back around being in the car.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yea that nappies are a good idea and.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
They're not a good I'm still going indoors it
I Heard podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hear more kiss podcasts, playlists and listen live on the
free iHeart apps.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
If you've got a confession, We've got cash thousands to giveaway.
Just go to Kiss ninety seven to three dot com
dot au give me.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
With Robin Kid and Coyotes. This is Confessions for cash,
Baby Heymel of Karen Dale, Hey, confessions for cash. This
is worth five hundred bucks. What do you want to
tell us?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
So mine's a little embarrassing, but I'm just gonna wear
it with a thing of honor. I use baby nappies
to go to the toilet, to and from work most days.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Wait what, hang on, hang it, wait you baby nappies.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Wait nappies?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah? Like baby baby like hug you baby nappys.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
You're a small person.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm sure, but I'm not that small.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I didn't think that you would be an adult would
be able to fit intopies.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You would be surprised and how easy it was actually
to use one. They fit perfectly in your underwear. You
just spread them out like you would if you were
putting them on a baby. And they're really easy to
use while you're driving.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
What size they up to? Fixating on the side of
the logistics. So you're wearing what okay, and you're doing
that for you? How long is your trip to work?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Traffic is just not great. It can take up to
two hours at really bad traffic times. So sometimes you
know when a girl's gotta go where girls got to go?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Have you just had a baby?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
No, I actually don't, and I don't have any kids,
but I am an auntie.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, because often after natural childbeare there can be issues
with the incontinent. Yes, so that is not you.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
No. So I grew up regionally and I used to
be able to just pop a squat on the side
of the road if I was going long distances and
my body kind of got trained for that, and well
now I can't do that in the middle of Brisbane.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Right, So this is so it's not that you have
a condition, it's just that you like the convenience. Is
that what you're saying?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Pretty much?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, it's a convenience thing. It's a lot easier to
just pop a nappy on while I'm still driving to
work then have to pull over and spend more time
on the side of the road like at a servo
and try and find a servo and it's just a
lot of hassle.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Are are we just talking number one?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
We gotned number two?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Don't I take.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
My question back?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Don't you don't?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I didn't ask anything.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
You've got to answer.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Any other I have one. I was desperate and I
wasn't feeling great. And I don't judge me for.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
That one that you sat in your own pool.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I don't really see it in it. You can just
like pull it out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay. Well, then this brings me to the next question
that I have in my brain about this is what
do you then do with the nappies when you get
to work?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
This is kind of the only downfall is that I've
had to go out and like buy baby nappy bag
things to keep in my car so that they don't smell.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I can understand if you're driving from say Brisbane to Sydney,
and you've got a twelve out and you've got to
get there and.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You can't, then I would be regional and I could
just poplica.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
But it's the traffic is but it's not that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
There's a lot of surprisingly not many servos along my route.
Have you ever been busted? Has anyone ever noticed?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Occasionally I do get some looks when I'm trying to
like get the nappy underneath me, you know, like when
you're stilled at traffic and stuff, and like it probably
looks like I'm doing something that I shouldn't be doing,
which I guess it kind of Well, you are.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Doing something that.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I think there's no past mark. When was the last
time you did this?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
This morning on the way to work?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Man? Oh, I know you said you've got no kids.
You got a partner in your life.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I do, and he doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Would you like to tell your partner.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
No, I think I think I'm good.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, yeah, I actually I don't want to break up.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Now. Well five hundred bucks, Yeah, it's all yours.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Let's talk about we emergencies. If you've had one thirteen
one oh sixty five, it often happens in the car,
you somewhere, you're busting your court.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
It's so different for you guys. Though you've got a
handy thing to take on a picnic.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
We actually do, we do. But if you've had a
wee emergency, we want to hear about it. Thirteen one
a six five. We want to know about your emergencies.
You can remain anonymous, which I believe our first caller
would like to from Cannon Hill.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Hello, what have you done?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Yeah, morning, guys. I actually have to agree with Robin
to some degree. It does hurt if you actually try
and hold it in. But there was one point where
I actually had a bladder infection, and guys know, you know,
bladder infections can get pretty serious as for women as well.
But at this particular point in time, it just happened.
I was working at the time. It just happened to
be bucketing down with rain. I didn't have the chance
(05:54):
to get to the toilet because it was too far
away from from where I was at the time. So
while it was raining, while I was doing my job,
I just decided to let go. My clothes were already
completely foked anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, so you had the perfect disky. It's just like Yvan, Yeah,
your pants are already perfect.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Well everything, my top, my bottoms were all wet anyway,
it's completely saturated. Nobody's going to know until it starts
to smell.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Height your red bank planes what happened?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
So it wasn't me. It was my mother in law.
We were out for a picnic and we're in the
middle of nowhere. She needed to go to the bathroom.
She decided to go behind a tree and copper squat
and she felt something tickling her butt and she wiped
the you know, wiped it thinking it was a leaf,
and it tickled again. Turned around and there was a
(06:50):
cow behind the looking her sairy air.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
She remaned a cow.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Cowt mell.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Ed toe.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Where'd you do it?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
So I was at the hairdressers for probably solid six
hours getting my hair done. I've got sick hair, so
I was sitting for quite a while, and when I left,
I didn't really, you know, obviously have the urge. But
I hit a bit of traffic, the five pm traffic
on the way home, and suddenly obviously got the urge.
But I'm not going to step out on the Centenary
Highway and pop a squad obviously. So luckily I had
(07:40):
a towel in the back of my car, just a
gym towel, and I quickly saw it in my prespheral vision,
grabbed it and threw it under me, and then got
home and cried. But it's fine, you know, I have
whoopees too. Well, have you thought nappies? I think I'd
ever do that? Although you know, like I'm a nurse,
(08:02):
I think it's important to talk about these sort of things.
You know, people adults can have whoop.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Seas and.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, did you throw that tail out?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Have been tell But do you know what I like
about this whole conversation. We have now just come full circle.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
We have all the way back around being in the car.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yea that nappies are a good idea and.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
They're not a good I'm still going indoors it
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