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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
Robin Kid now with the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So we know that you talk differently to your kids.
We've all heard that. We have definitely heard that at
Brisbane's biggest birthday party.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
But yeah, you talk three year old too, hugs.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yes, well you have to you speak in his language, yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Because otherwise you just can't make sense of it. And
then when you start speaking in his language, Oh yeah,
makes sense now I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And with your six year old Monte, you tend to
be a little softer yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Oh yeah, way softer. Yes, yeah, yeah, look, you you
got to read the room.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You know. Kids. But here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What is your nickname for your dog Marlin?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Well, this is I never gave him this nickname. Montana
did when she was when she was a baby because
she couldn't say Marlon, so she calls him mama. And
then I think it's just it's stuck.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
But you had a different nickname for him that I
think we're about, not Mama.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
What do you call him? Big sex? Big sex?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I can only imagine he's a big sexually dog. He's
a big sex, big big Sex.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well he's stuff and poses.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, so is this you to give me the setup
for you talking to Marlon? You just come outside he's doing.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Something, or if they're inside, bring him inside. And they
said on the on the carpet and that, and use
chat to him. I just give him some love. Well,
I bought this dog when I bought my first house,
and I was aleen all right, he's been a part
of my whole life's gory talking to big Sex Big Mama.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
We were doing big section.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You'll be scared edited Lightning. Who's scared of the tunner?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Scared?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I didn't scare in your old age. I cass.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
If you're prepared to talk to us on air the
way that you would talk to your pet, and we'd
love to hear from your thirty one O six five.
And I'm Maddie, our producer. She's a cat person, and
don't hold it against him.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
We to have audio evidence of Maddie talking to her cat.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
You mean pumpkins, you mean switki?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Hell? Look is it caddle time? Are you so? Need
you so lidle?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You walk?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Many is pregnant too, So I can only imagine what
her first little bubby is going to be like, Yeah,
so embarrassed, but.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It is what it is.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, if you want, have you prepared to tell us
about your little schmook.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
The best one? We will give a double premium lounge
pass to Dandy Cinema's peper.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I love your animal. If you don't talk to them,
that what's your dogs?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I've got Pancho and Sukiyaki?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
What how do you talk to Well?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Come Oncho gets pinchy, you little boy.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Boy. I know why he's pinchy.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
What about Zogi doesn't know. She doesn't appreciate love talk.
She just looks. You don't care. That's only Pancho. Pancho
is the one that gets it and you give them
a nice scratch. Sometimes the lipstick comes out and that's
not as fun. And I don't know, don't kids, I
will not kiss the dogs.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I know.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Maddie our producer if you missed us earlier, as she
talks to her cat like.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
This, MONKYI.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
How do you talk to your pets? Thirteen one O
six five Sue.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
A Foonjal good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Hi Sue your business like at the moment.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
So what.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Do you do okay.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
So I lived in you know, one of those wooden
houses in suburbs where your houses are like a meter
away from each other. So I had a cat that
followed me around. So from the morning, she'd get off
my bed and she'd come into the bathroom where I'd
shower and everything. And I think my bathroom window might
have been in line with my neighbor's bedroom window. So
every morning, when I got out of the shower and
(05:00):
started drying myself undressing, I'd start talking to my cat.
He'd be sitting on the basin looking at me, and
it would kind of start up and it.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Would build up.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
It would be like, oh, are you looking a bit
sexy this morning?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
You're looking perfect?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
You're a sex kids.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Sexy.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Help it? I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
You imagine how long it takes to get dressed and dried.
My next door neighbor and her husband he was not
allowed to look at me.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You don't anywhere that woman. That's so funny. What do
you do? How do you talk to you?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I've got a little dash hound called Polly, so she
greats to swim.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
We get home and it's.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
A good year.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Show. She shows the teeth like she smiles.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Donner of Budroom, how do you talk to your dog?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Oh? Well, I've got three sausages, but the funniest one
is a little guy called David Bowie, and he's the
most active. But to try and getting too sleep, my
voice some somehow turns into a little bit like Elma's sad.
And I hold on to and hang him under his
two arms and just let him hang. You mean, loves
to swing and hang all the while I hypnotizing him
(06:46):
with this this choice. I don't know where it comes from.
And it's just like Bowie, you're very very.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Does it work? It works? Are you sure he's not gallant?
That's a little it's a little elm.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Of fun and it's a little bit actual Bowie.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Bowie bos in space.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You're after the movie is a double premium lounge past
the Dandy Cinema's cooper with a bottle of wine and
a delight food experience for you.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Donna a facial and you'll see the other sausage dogs
sleep under my bed for everything.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
So where are you at?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
My parents? Rap there?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Where?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Where's the shop in Budroom?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Oh it's not a shop, it's my home seal and
I have a balance these facial salon where I specialize
in facial message, and you come for a beautiful experience
and you get sausage experience.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I will come say hello, Robin.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
It's called Santi sculptured facial.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Just a little plug.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Hi is Nadonesian Laura that needs to breathe out and relax.
In the minute you walk through our barley front gates,
you'll feel like.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That beautiful and then you talk like Elma Fi. That's
right when you're getting your vegel. You're getting there.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
We