Corey's Daughter Was A Bit Too Honest!

When have you're kids been toooo honest? 

 

 

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
On the Free.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I thought i'd talk about when your kids just embarrasser,
and it's because they're just being honest, open and just
sort of telling them, just sort of saying what they
smell sometimes here and this happens a lot for me, unfortunately.

(00:40):
I don't know if you remember, but while back we
did about you kids laughing about farting because of the
school thing, and I said, for our kids, you know,
they laugh like it does in your face.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Laughs.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
But whenever, whenever you're walking around, and for me it's
in Bunnings.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
And who are you with?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
No I try not take him because he runs away,
but we've got Monty.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
He's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
But Monty I take because she you know, she loves helping.
She loves a little trolley and and pushed around and
carries everything. And then like you know, for in aisle
where there's not when you're walking there, there's no one
in there, right, And then you're like, right, he's a
good he's a good chance for you.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
You let one rip.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Crop dust and if you've got some gas, you got
some gas up, you'll find a place where.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's not going to it. It sounds like you wait
to go into it, but.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
For some reason, as soon as it goes, she just
chocks up, fills up. One's around and then you know what,
Mondy goes at the top of her lungs. Oh but
that is fun and everyone looks.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm like, mate, sure it's your next bronco already she
gets well you did, I said everyone.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Man was the thing with kids, it doesn't matter if
it's true. Stop yelling that stuff out, you know, And I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Like, come on, man, so I won't know if there's
anyone else whether they get embarrass because your kids are
just so honest.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Get your kids too on it.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm sure I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Surely ras being too honest.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Oh yeah, well he's had a similar mine, although he
actually lies. He'll actually lie for the joke. So he
had no Poor Naomi took her into took him into
a nice shop like in the Valley on James Street,
like a clothing store, and he stood I don't know why.
I guess he was bored. And he stood right behind
and goes, no, no, you just farts.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh no, that goes no, I didn't, and he goes,
I'm right here. I can smell it.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
She was she in a change room.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
You would just stay there, my goodness, you would not
come out.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
You're awful.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
That is just.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Thirteen one day, six five though, when if your kid's
been too honest or.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Told a terrible lie, he's a Wellington point when we're
kids too honest morning guys.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
My boy would have been about probably four at the time,
and he's gone shopping with my wife and they're going
down the aisles and they come down the health and
beauty isle and out of the middle of nowhere he
happens to spot the Badger seal and he oh, mummy,
that's the stuff you used to wash you vagina, along.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
The same lines.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
For it.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
And you know it's even better about that, Chris, You've
just now told everywhere.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
It's the color bottles.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
It just attracted it.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
You could just see it out of.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Melissa had a windows me.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Well, my son has a big thing about using public toilets.
He refuses to go in them, so he will hold himself.
But we're at a friend's place this one day and
he goes in to use her bathroom and then he
comes out and then front of my friends says, mummy,
we can't use that toilet. It's just like those places
down at the swimming pool, So yes we can.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
That would be awful, Lisa of Logan Reserve. When we
was your kid too, honest.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
I accidentally double bounced him off the trampoline when he
was about four and broke his arm.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
So went to hospital, got the cast on everything. And
so for the next six weeks when people would be like,
oh mate, what happened to you? My mom broke my arm,
the looks I would get.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Karen out of comna Karen, Hi, guys too honest.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
We were down playing a mortgage down at a south
side and my husband was in the car with my
four sons and the windows were down and a lady
got out of the car next to us and she
was a little bit to overweight, and one of my
sons was the window down said I'm never going to

(05:27):
marry a fat girl, and he was about six or seven,
just made it.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
A rule for his life publicly in that moment.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Did she hear it? Yes, turned around and he looked
the other way.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's just getting out of that like of course, apology,
like I'm so sorry about it. And you know what, Karen,
there is a special place in Heaven just for you,
if you have four sons honestly