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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kid Now with Correo the podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
There's a story floating around this morning out of Sydney
where a couple were blowing up because they went to
a to a home open to an apartment, an expensive apartment,
two bedroom, but it's over a million bucks.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, with the medium price in Sydney at the moment
for apartments is one point six.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
One point six is the medium in city of Sydney. Wow,
no wonder people, no wonder the moving here like at pace.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, they say let's go north. Oh yeah, Brisbane, that's
North Sydney, far enough yea.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, same beaches.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
So they were blowing up because they you know, they
had they're at this open home and there's a big
sign on the door going do not use the toilet,
you know, when they're they're busting they're up on the
eighteenth floor or whatever else and they're well, what are
we supposed to do? Yeah? Well, and I know that
you've got a story about this moment.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
About me, but it was about someone in my family.
We went to an open home as a while ago
now and I think Monty was one, and yeah, it's
a beautiful house. It was a you know, it was
probably probably worth three million dollars this house, you know,
seven years six years ago, double that now yeah, and

(01:13):
a beautiful, great home. And then rock up and the
agent was a lady and she loved Monte. I was
carrying Montana and Ti can always makes her kids look
beautiful and dress them up and really good stuff. And
I'm like, well that's the way anyway. But you know,
She's like, can I have a coddle? And I'm like,
oh yeah, no, worries here she is. I've handed her over.

(01:37):
I could, I could smell, oh yeah, just shit.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
And he still handed to your child.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
But like it was like, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
It's in that stage where it's like she's got her
you're already halfway realization that she's just powd herself. And
I exploded, She's only one, like you know, big big explosions.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
And then what was the real estate agent wearing.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
She dressed dress like full white, like the cleanest, brightest
white you could ever think of, and I've gone, no,
she has no, No, it's fine, like no, I love babies.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
She's she And when she had like a nice little
instead of wearing the ones, she would have been a
nice little dress sort of number something with.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
The ones, you know, definitely the ones plenty of.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Plenty of room.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
So did you go into the toilet?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I said, give her back, I'll take you to the
car and I clean. She goas, no, no, no, like
I just got to use the toilets. It's fine, but yeah,
and then I found it after that and goes. You
don't understand how bad that wasn't okay, but baby's poop? No, no, no,
she was wearing like a four four thousand.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
And she got and booked.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I don't hope it had to remember.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
You can't get away with it.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I just said, it makes you so much.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
She would love for someone to be in that open
home just doing a quiet.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
That's the time, okay with someone news my bathroom and
if it's a baby, if it's a baby that needs
to go, which is weird.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Because it's the most disgusting of the poops. It's everywhere,
it's runny. Don't care, okay, but no one else what
about it?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Not not not not a not a number two?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I say they can go and have a little twinkle.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
If you need a week, well, yeah, that's fine, But
I think the other one.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
What are your rules? Thirteen one O six our number.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Ask I feel like you the agent is it? Is
it okay for us to use it?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
No one's going to do that. No one is going
to do that, no one.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
No one has men days you close the door.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's just still.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I mean it's also a risky thing because people come
barging in. Yes, that's the whole point.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, just go off and go do another two on
the talk.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Imagine just imagine that you don't want that home, you
don't want that. What are your rules? Thirty and one
A sixty five? So I know if you want to
get involved. Have you ever said, have you seen that movie?
It's it's probably twenty years old now, couple's Retreats, got yes,
Jason Bateman, Vince Vaughans, No, I don't think it's but

(04:16):
they head off to they head off to a couple's
retreat Ireland. But anyway, as they're trying to organize that,
Vince Vaughan is in a store which is effectively like
a Bunnings with his kid, who looks like he's about
three four years old, and there's a display toilet there.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Kevin, Kevin, that's not a real toilet. Sweet, he's pissing
in the middle of the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
But I gotta go Cynthia and I are willing to
offer you a life changing opportunity.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Jason, you don't understand. My son is literally ping, I
gotta go.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Go, go with it.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
But that's not a real toilet there. It looks like
to me, it looks real. Okay, it's a whole bit
of conversation. You feel better, Yeah, okay, that's butt noose uf.
Don't want me to get those word.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Christian Christen values.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
They're literally in the middle of Bunny.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's cracking.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
It's just it's a toilet. The sitting on top, it's
sitting on top of boxes too. Child, It's all the
same looks. But have you got a story?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Where did you go that you shouldn't have? What would
you like to say?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Morning, guys. So it's not open home related. Basically, it
was after the twenty eleven floods and on the trading
so a lot of homes over Risbone that were affected
obviously got lifted off the ground. So obviously, you know,
just in case we had another flood in the future
and whatever. So I'm on the job site. I've just
finished my second icebreak of the morning. And the gusta

(05:37):
churn and I'm like, oh, I need to go and
there is no sight toilet at all. So I've gone
upstairs and there's a big sign on the door do
not use. And I'm like, well, I'm sorry, this is
a matter of life, and I'm amusing, what are you
going to do? Anyways, I've sat down and I found
a Wheels car magazine. I'm like sweet, so like most
folkes would sit there for good half an hour peaking
through the pages. Anyways, done me business, and I flushed

(06:01):
the toilet and the next minute here this big, massive
casplat and I've gone, oh crap, And I've raced downstairs
and there is nothing but blue blue and fermented beef
everywhere and breakers.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
So it wasn't plumb.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
The house was lifted.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
They raised the house. Oh there's a gap.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
There's a.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
What's important to understand here, Chris, is what you did
in that situation? Did you tell anyone?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Well?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Okay, so I'm quickly thoughts to myself, crap, what do
I do? The house wasn't painted, so I grabbed the hose,
dragged it through the house and started hosing the house out,
hosing down all the crap out the back door, and
then I just packed up my tools and went home.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
And never went back.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
That's exactly

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't know why the ice Breakers made it real,
didn't It really
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